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#245 - It's Saturday Night! | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim dylan show 24 hours late we wanted to
do it from the
studio for you uh doesn't happen often we hope it doesn't happen again here
with ben avery i want
to comment on something we got a lot to talk about today but i want to comment
on something
because i don't ever like when somebody gets fired i don't go in for that uh
whether they
are a friend of mine or a foe i don't like anyone getting and no one's a foe
because i don't know
who anyone is they're just these people on the internet but i don't want
anybody to lose their
job over something that they said uh in the past that is uh try they're trying
to be funny
and somebody got hold of it and said you're out of here i don't go in for that
but unknowingly i
probably help someone lose their job by amplifying this by retweeting something
ellery smith who i
don't know who's a comedian apparently uh who i don't know but i mean uh she is
a comedy writer
she writes on robot chicken have you watched robot chicken very funny show you
like robot chicken
well phenomenal well ellery wrote on a robot chicken and then she tweeted this
she tweeted
remember when someone had their snl offer revoked after and this is by the way
this is in response to
the shooting in atlanta uh which is an asian hate crime with no evidence there's
zero evidence to
uh back evidence may emerge but at this moment there's no evidence that this
guy went in
intentionally targeting asian people he also killed two white people and this
is david dobrik
but she in response to this asian hate crime which we're going to go into a
little bit and then snl
bo and yang on there on snl and everybody's nobody knows what's going on um it's
even the audience at
snl like they expect it to be bad but even they're shocked they're like can it
be a little better than
this uh and then you see these like sock puppet these weird accounts on twitter
they're like snl it's
the best week yet i'm like who is tweeting that who are these people so ellery
tweets after this
massacre which is tragic insanely tragic she tweets remember when somebody had
their snl offer revoked
after using an anti-asian slur and so many people thought it was an overreaction
like this guy
i thought it was hateful language begets violence hateful jokes beget violence
they minimize and
they dehumanize and they allow for the normalization of terror so that's what
shane gillis was doing when
he was uh satirizing a uh developer in new york saying the c words we all know
the slur live in chinatown
which is what his bit was doing and the bit could have been funnier it could
have been more developed
it was on a podcast um he used that word and uh this tweet is basically saying
he's responsible for the incel
walking into the uh atlanta massage parlor and blowing everybody's head off
because he tried to do a joke
on his podcast years ago uh about a racist uh satirizing kind of like a racist
uh developer in chinatown
the blanks live here and that's where they live and whatever you know yeah it
was the greatest joke ever
no but that's podcasts are not always for the greatest you know what i mean
there's only one podcast
where it's really high-end stuff out there this one
um so she said that because she was probably sitting there at robot chicken and
she was saying
to herself how can i climb the ladder a little bit more how can i how do i get
a little bit more clout
and then of course there's a lot of people that make offensive jokes on this
planet yours truly being one
of them i'm not responsible for people being shot in fact i think taking away
offensive humor could get
more people shot because now nobody has any way to release any tension and they
have to sit through
snl and go
and trust me that's a lot worse but then everybody starts digging up the old
tweets uh from her uh
homemade pad thai didn't put my cat in it though blonde asians you aren't fooling
anyone these are
people with dreadlocks in my apartment i don't feel safe that's my favorite
there are people with
dreadlocks in my apartment i don't feel safe um apparently when the professor
asks you to bring
an essay to next class he doesn't mean you're landscaper not bet hey not bad
you want a writing job on
this show now of course she says i posted a tasteless racist tweet when i was
17 she was 19 but whatever
uh it was disgusting and normalized the exact kind of violence i met how how
does that normalize
violence but whatever i get it i get it the cop reads that tweet then he shoots
michael brown i know
how it is except michael brown did charge the car but whatever i get it there
are problems between
the african-american community and the cops i get that it's not all this woman's
fault but i understand
what she's saying it's a lot of her fault agreed uh luckily i've been willing
able to grow in the
past eight years so my problem and i tweeted i'm like when you guys do
something it's always a part
of your journey you're always willing and growing and learning and in the
journey and the journey is
my journey and i would you know and then would shane or me or nick or anyone
does that we are evil
irredeemable pieces of shit simply for the fact that we don't pretend to be a
bad person like she's
pretending to be like she's going i was a racist piece of shit well i wasn't i
was making a goof
i was making a joke i i don't know but that's why they get mad at us because we
don't go and say oh
my god i can't believe it the fucking i made that joke and then the riots you
know like it's
no that's not what happened i made a joke that people enjoyed people of that
race enjoyed people
of all kinds of vastly different socioeconomic backgrounds racial backgrounds
religious backgrounds
enjoyed because they understood that it is a joke they understood that it was a
joke so i i i i tweeted
um something but i got a lot you know i have a lot of followers on twitter so i
tweeted i said we don't
have to find everything here but i tweeted i said the audience trust me i
tweeted i said these are
your uh heroes the simon's guy uh and uh ellery smith who thinks that it's high
people eat dogs these
are your progressive heroes again this is and and then she came out and said
well i lost my day job
because they you know all the tweets she goes i lost my day job and uh she goes
i'm still pro
consequence culture this is what you don't understand ellery you're in a cult
and there's only one way
out and it's a deprogramming or the way that everyone gets out of a cult which
is you drink the
poison you fly a plane into a building you strap a suicide vest on and you walk
into the discotheque
you walk into the nightclub or you get fired from your job at robot chicken you
it's one of the you're
going out through the chute there's no other way out unless you do a massive uh
deprogramming because
everything you believe is nonsense and to get fired from your job and going i'm
still pro consequence i
still i'm still i will be homeless to make a point i will be homeless to make a
point thank god
you don't think that uh in the back of her head she's like yeah i should have
just piped down
you know the chain got piled on he got death threats i i know the guy the guy
went through hell
his family was getting threatened you don't think that's enough he lost the job
you don't think that's
enough we gotta we gotta revisit it every year and now she can't write on robot
chick which i haven't
watched and you would i like it probably not i haven't seen it in a decade well
great
so the anti-asian hate crime which both shane and ellery are responsible for to
be quite honest
with you 50 50 uh bowen yang who's i don't know him gay comedian another gay
comedian always nice to
me met him once uh sweet ish person not a not someone i actively dislike not
some and i'll be very honest not a huge fan of the work but i'm sure he's not a
huge fan of my work
that's okay that's fine isn't it fine is that still okay to be not a fan of the
work now some of
it i am a fan of like they had this show called i don't think so honey where
they had a show where
we're alternative comics lots of them gay uh did a minute of material because
because alternative comics
happen to be rich white a lot of times gay and are not fans of the work so they
got up and they did
like a minute rant which was funny and it was a fun show that him and matt rogers
did and then they
and then they would get off the stage and that would be it and then they would
you complain that they
only had three pilots or whatever that year uh but no because there's a lot of
just gay people like to
party why would why would any sober sane human being be a stand-up comedian why
would a gay guy
who's his entire life dealt with for being gay when he comes out of the clouds
he goes i want to
make money and party not i want to go to shitholes across america and entertain
people
i just got back from kansas city and we'll go into that and thank you for
coming out but what what
sane gate no they go i want to go to miami and do coke and get fucked and are
they wrong are they wrong
um so if there's a rare breed of us that make a career of it and bowen's one of
them
and respect for that i don't again i don't know much of what's going on there
um
well he does the anti-asian hate crime thing on snl and everybody on twitter is
like this is the biggest
thing there's no evidence again that this was an anti-asian hatred but i
understand that and i
understand that it's a tragedy no matter what it affects the asian community so
100 i'm not minimizing
that at all the guy who did it's a scumbag give him the chair like you know but
this bit are we
allowed to play this i think so yeah yeah i think it's small like this is fine
yeah i mean if we could
play this it's again i i don't as as with most things i'm i'm confused about
the premise the punchline i'm
confused about it all so asians are being discriminated against at harvard and
yale where they're not
letting them in and i i would think there'd be jokes about that here but there
aren't they're conspicuously
left out but let's watch this little clip but again i have nothing bad to say i
like colin just a lot
and bow and i don't really know i just know that i'm not of i'm not a huge fan
of the takes but i
wouldn't be but i but again i wouldn't be a fan of the takes right that's not a
shock to anyone him
that's not a shock to anyone on that show if they say you know tim dylan's not
a fan of the takes
they'd go yeah that's the point we write that we know a guy like tim dylan
would hate you know a guy that
thinks we don't want that because that's nazi thinking we like people to get
whipped up into
an emotional frenzy for an hour and a half on saturday night and go yeah they
don't want somebody
logically going why is this this and that that but let's play this now to
condemn the rise of anti-asian
hate crime here by the way this is the this is the introduction to the bit here
to condemn the rise
of anti-asian hate crimes that's the opening
should i just start getting brought on stage as the ghost of matthew shepard
like here to here to walk in the shoes of many gay men who died of aids before
their time it's tim
dylan with observations about his mother and pizza hut the the piles of gay
corpses were stacked up
and tim dylan gets to stand on all of them and deliver a comedy set for you
this like what an
interesting way to bring a comedian on a comedy show here to condemn by the way
you want me to laugh
and i'm not saying to do this here to talk about the benefits of the rash of asian
hate crimes please
welcome because there aren't and i'm sure there is you know calling it the
china virus didn't help
it did come from china but again you know trump was not about healing um but
again so to me i go
you want to make me laugh you know but let's watch more of it maybe i'm wrong
on how you can help
is asian cast member bowen yang is that um is that my official title asian cast
member that's how
you told me to introduce you yeah i