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#257 - Bomb Energy | The Tim Dillon Show

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Happy Father's Day. I'm
calling my father
for the first time on the show. We haven't spoken in a few months, both of us
very busy,
and we're calling him for the first time on the program. Very excited about
that.
Do you call your father tomorrow? Yeah, I'll see my dad actually.
Does Hunter Biden call his father tomorrow? I bet he does. Hunter Biden is Joe
Biden's son.
He's the Roger Clinton, the wild brother, kind of the black sheep, the Neal
Bush,
as you would say, of the family. Reading an article now from the New York Post,
it says Hunter Biden called Asians, quote, yellow in text exchange with cousin.
But the text exchange is a little creepy. It's weird, yeah. And people are speculating,
they're saying, is this human trafficking? This is the text exchange. And do we
know who Hunter is?
Is he the blue? He's the blue, I believe. So this is the text exchange.
Somebody says,
she's a legend. None of these women are except for Deva, D-E-V-A, Deva, Deva.
But Nicola and Deva and
Ella and Lucy and all no quality girls who, like I am, are distrusting and
highly, highly wary of evil.
I also have Denise, a German, 26. Somebody writes no to Lucy, I think. That's
what Hunter writes.
That's Hunter, yeah.
Hunter writes no to Lucy. Somebody writes, okay, so fine. Do you want foreign
or domestic?
Hunter goes, and you have to make the pitch directly. This is Hunter. I can't
give you a bleep in Asian.
Sorry. I'm not doing it. Hunter goes, domesticated foreigner is fine. Then the
person says, I'd give you Isabella,
but she has kids and an NBA ex-husband. And then Hunter Biden goes, no yellow.
And somebody goes,
Yasmina, and that's it. Do we know what this is? I mean, this might, somebody
might just be setting
him up with an escort. It's speculative, but this is from Caroline Biden, his
cousin.
I don't know if it's human trafficking. It could be just an escort. It could be
human trafficking.
It could be. We don't know. And what is, Caroline Biden is leaking this?
I think this is all from Hunter's laptop. They're recovering all the text
messages.
Where is this laptop? I don't know. Where is it? I don't know.
I mean, this guy, let's be very honest, is fun.
I guess the Daily Mail has it. Looks like it.
They have the laptop. Looks like it.
So this guy, for people that don't know, abandoned the laptop to get it fixed.
In Delaware. In Delaware.
And he wasn't thinking because he uses drugs.
And everything is apparently on this laptop.
I mean, UFO footage, human trafficking, the nuclear codes, the launch codes.
I mean, supposedly everything that you could ever want to know about any
conspiracy is somehow on this laptop.
I'm obviously being facetious about that.
But there are some things on the laptop he probably doesn't want out.
So the Daily Mail has his laptop.
His cousin's attractive, huh?
Yeah.
He'd fuck his cousin.
You know that thought has crossed his head.
Hunter and the cousin.
So now he says racial slurs because he's a crack addict.
Yeah.
So, but now, this is the problem with, you know, rabid political ideology.
Is that now conservatives are trying to cancel this crackhead based on text
messages he sent while he was smoking crack.
So that's what conservatives are doing.
Instead of going, we kind of got duped by Trump.
The QAnon movement, I mean, it's not doing great.
It's seen better days.
We kind of got duped.
The immigration at the border is worse than it's ever been.
Online censorship is ratcheting up.
We'll talk about that later.
None of the goals were really accomplished during the Trump administration when
you had Republican Congress and Senate.
And whatever, quote unquote, whatever you want to call it, the cancel culture,
the blah, blah, blah, on universities and in corporate America has seemingly
gotten worse.
That being said, Republicans, in order to fight that, have decided to find
instances where Hunter Biden, the president's crackhead son, has used racial slurs.
He called his white attorney the N-word.
He called his white attorney the N-word.
That's how conservatives are trying to get back in power by proving that Hunter
Biden, a crack addict, has said the N-word.
We know he has.
I mean, I'm more interested in what the fuck was going on in the text thread.
I mean, maybe they're just setting him up with an escort.
I'm all for that.
But it's very interesting when he goes, do you want foreign or domestic?
That's cute.
But it does sound interesting.
And he goes, I'd give you Isabella, but she has kids.
Well, I don't know.
Why does that matter if it's her job?
Right.
Something's going on.
What do you mean?
I'd give you Isabella, but she has kids.
And don't go QAnon like, oh, he's trying to make it disappear.
I don't really think that's happening.
I think what he's probably trying to do is he wants a chick.
And maybe he has said, I don't want anyone with kids.
Maybe he specified that.
Like, I want an escort that doesn't have children.
Although I don't feel like Hunter Biden is drawing that moral line in the sand.
But I don't know.
Maybe Hunter Biden is saying, hey, I can't get off if I know she's got kids at
home.
And an NBA ex-husband.
So that's another thing.
You know, I could get, yeah, but I don't want, so he's a big deal.
He's a little famous ex-NBA husband.
So maybe you can't fuck around with her and hang out.
She's got kids and it could get real sticky.
I think that's what the guy's telling him.
This could be a sticky situation if I set you up with this chick.
It's not going to be good.
Your dad's trying to be the president or thinks he might be the president.
So this is not good.
So Hunter goes, no yellow.
And it's racist.
And he's also, you know, I don't know.
I don't know what's going on here.
But I know that there, no one cares about any of this.
And I don't really care about any of it either.
I don't care what Hunter Biden, I mean, you could turn up anything about Hunter
Biden.
I would not be shocked.
Like, there would be no story about Hunter Biden that at this point would
currently throw me off my access.
Like, if you told me, if you said, hey, so they found on Hunter Biden's laptop
that Hunter Biden was actually the reason that that Malaysian plane went down.
It was him.
And he parachuted out.
I would go, what?
They go, remember the Malaysian plane?
That was Hunter Biden.
There's a video of it on his laptop.
He's parachuting out.
And I'd go, oh, all right.
Like, there's no huge, like, there's no, like, shock and awe.
This is a crack addict.
When someone is doing crack, you imagine they're going to be involved in hijinks.
That's what he was involved in, some hijinks and some tomfoolery.
You'd imagine that.
He's smoking crack.
How disappointing to be smoking crack and to not be getting escorts.
And he should have the pig of the litter.
What is so weird, the guy goes, I can't give you blank Asian.
Sorry, I'm not doing it.
And Hunter goes, you have to make the pitch directly.
It's such a weird way to get an escort.
It's just an odd way when Hunter goes, you have to make the pitch directly,
which I kind of understand.
Hunter's like, listen, I don't want to pitch.
You have to pitch this woman what I want before she's got to show up
and know what the deal is.
How much do I owe you?
Hunter Biden asked some guy, how much do I owe you before adding?
Because blank N-word, you better not be charging me Hennessy rates.
I mean, Hunter?
Oh, that was also with Caroline?
Yeah.
Oh, much before the chat with Caroline asked Mesurase.
Okay.
I wonder why the cousin is, like, getting him escorts, too.
Like, what?
It's just so odd.
Well, I don't know if the cousin is.
I don't know what's going on.
However, Hunter's father has his own history of usually racially charged
language
towards South Asian people, remarking in 2006 that you cannot go to a 7-Eleven
or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.
Yeah, people are forgetting that Joe Biden's been, like, a racist forever.
Like, Joe Biden, remember when he said he referred to the inner cities as jungles?
What did he mean by that?
Biden's been kind of a good old boy Delaware racist forever.
I mean, now, you know, obviously, he said Obama was the first good, clean,
articulate black guy
to run for president.
This is Biden.
I mean, this is what he does, right?
We've all forgotten about that.
That's fine.
You might think he was a lesser of two evils, but don't forget that Biden pops
off as well.
And the content of the message suggests that it took place after Hunter Biden
ended his relationship
with Haley Biden, the widow of his older brother, Beau.
That's a special guy who starts fucking your dead brother's wife immediately.
And what is her deal?
This is what I mean about these are the people running the country.
You know, Dave Smith made a point on Rogan where it was like, you had Epstein,
you had
Hillary Clinton running for the presidency.
Her aide, Huma Abedin, her aide was married to Anthony Weiner, sexual predator.
Hillary's husband is Bill Clinton, sexual predator.
It's like, how many sexual predators are in your day-to-day life?
I mean, that's a fair question.
When you look at the Bidens, what the fuck is going on?
Hunter Biden smoking crack and then starts fucking his dead brother's widow,
like immediately.
And then after that ends, he's like getting escorts.
And I mean, he's a wild man.
I mean, I don't know.
But that's what happens in these families, whether it's the Bushes or the Clintons
or the Bidens.
You don't know much about the inner dynamics of any of these families.
Most of what you know is a completely manufactured narrative that is spun by PR
people and the media.
And by the time you find out who these people really are, they fucked you 10
different ways.
By the time you unearth the information that you should have had to make the
decisions about whether they should get the job or not,
you're in deep shit.
It's true.
By the time you figure out who George W. Bush really is, you're in two wars.
You've got two wars and you've lost all your civil liberties.
That's what happens.
This is another article I love.
Hunter Biden's artwork is actually good and will be worth a lot.
Will drugs help?
He's selling some pieces for half a million.
Of course he is.
Can you imagine the people walking around going, that's an original Hunter
Biden?
I get more and more Marxist every day on the show and I make more and more
money.
Because what I'm starting to realize is that if you have the money to spend
half a million dollars on an original work of Hunter Biden,
crackhead, and putting it up in your mansion, you maybe shouldn't have the
money.
It's true.
Also, I mean, I put up a satirical thing on Instagram the other day.
They take it down.
We send it to our friend in VC.
It's a joke.
I said, I'm Osama Bin Laden.
I'm not dead.
I'm getting to an energy drink.
And we're entering the first round of fundraising.
And it's called Bomb Energy.
And, you know, I did a lot of jokes.
I said, and...
Can we pull it up, you think?
Let's read the email that Instagram took down, which is clearly satirical.
And this is why I'm getting frustrated.
Everyone hates the way I say that word.
I say frustrated.
But it's frustrated with capitalism.
Because you would think capitalism is all these badasses that go, fuck you, it
makes money.
But what it really is, is a lot of people that are pussies and they're rolling
over because 10 people on Twitter get offended at something.
I know of all these badasses, supposedly these cold, heartless capitalists,
they're all rolling over and capitulating to, like, it used to be like this mob
of weird evangelical soccer moms that would be like, we don't want Marilyn Manson
performing in Pittsburgh.
And now, it's like fucking a few thousand people on Twitter that get angry
about anything.
And these billion-dollar corporations and these CEOs worth $100 million, they
just roll the fuck over because they're terrified.
Well, what the fuck's the point?
I mean, at the end of 