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Watch the stand-up comedy video '#271 - The Many Taints of Newark | The Tim Dillon Show' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-03. Transcript available.

#271 - The Many Taints of Newark | The Tim Dillon Show

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
Excited to be with you.
A lot is happening and not happening, as always.
I saw The Many Saints of Newark.
Have you seen that movie yet?
I haven't seen it yet.
This is weird.
And I don't want to talk about this because I don't want people to get the
wrong idea.
I know that a lot of people are, they have, you know, obviously I love Joey Diaz
who's
in the movie and I love a lot of the people that are in the movie, right?
I mean, The Sopranos is an epic show.
I don't, it's weird the direction they took to me.
I think it's odd.
It's strange to me to do a prequel where a huge element of the character that
was not
at all in the show is brought out.
That's weird to me.
The prequel to The Many Saints of Newark is about how Tony Soprano like got
into the mafia.
And the entire movie, I don't know if you know this, but is literally, and this
is a little
fucking why he was smiling.
The entire movie is Tony getting into the mafia because he's gay and he's
trying to hide his
sexuality from other people.
And he feels the most effective way to do that.
And there are sex scenes where Tony Soprano is having sex with men in this
movie as the
receptive partner.
He's taking it in the movie.
And people were shocked at this.
The whole crux of the movie is that Tony's in an interracial relationship in
Newark with
the man.
This is odd to me because in The Sopranos, there was never a thought that,
listen, I'm a
gay guy.
I think gay cinema is great.
But there was never a thought that Tony was gay.
So to me, to make his character gay and give him this story arc of having a
love interest
is very, very strange.
And even if you did all of that, the visceral nature of a lot of these sex
scenes, I mean,
it's really aggressive.
It's aggressive.
But this is what Hollywood has decided to do.
And I'm emailing you right, there's a scene, because you know that I was asked
to audition
for this.
Oh, you did?
I was asked to audition for this.
So I got the script.
And there is a scene that me and you are going to read from The Many Saints of
Newark.
Okay.
And I, again, I worry, I worry that, you know, again, I don't want to offend
anyone that
really enjoyed the picture, but I think that it's worth stating how different
this is than
most of what we've come to expect from the David Chase and The Sopranos.
Do you have it?
Did you get it?
I'm refreshing.
There it goes.
Okay.
So this is a scene from The Many Saints of Newark.
And again, I'm, so here, don't read it, read it as you do it.
That's what a real actor does.
Okay?
Okay.
Who am I?
You're African American man.
Now, I want you to start, I want you to start, describe the scene up top.
Okay.
You want me to be the narrator?
Yes.
Tony, a young, sexually confused man, explores gender and sexuality with older
men in the
mafia.
This is weird, right?
I mean, let's be honest.
Is this, is this not, is this not weird?
This is not what I thought the movie was going to be about.
And listen, I don't do a good Tony Soprano impression.
That's not what I'm trying to do here.
What I'm trying to do is act and breathe life into the scene.
Okay.
So let's start.
Okay.
Tony is sitting on a, is sitting on a bench by the basketball court.
He notices a young African American man playing basketball shirtless.
Tony is shy at first, but brings to speak to him.
Well, that, I don't know why that was written like that.
Hey, what are you doing?
Okay.
So I'm, I'm African American, right?
You're the man.
Now this is, Tony's at a basketball court.
He's watching an African American man play basketball shirtless and Tony is
sitting there.
And I think in the movie he's eating an ice cream cone seductively, but that
was added later.
Again, this is the many saints of Newark.
Okay.
This is true.
All right.
I'm only laughing because I'm stunned that they went in this direction.
Okay.
Tony is shy at first, but speaks to him.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm playing ball.
What are you doing?
Watching you, watching you like what you see?
Hey, hey, what you're doing right now with the black hands and stuff?
It's not necessary.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
Do you know what you just did?
You're like, I'm playing ball.
Black people don't talk like that.
Okay.
Do you see what you did when you were going like this?
It was like the seventies.
I'm trying to think of how they'd play it.
Maybe it's groovy.
I think you're just, really just respect the work.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't think we need to start doing a dance.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm playing ball.
What are you doing?
Watching you like what you see?
Okay.
It's, I'm playing ball.
What are you doing?
Watching you like what you see.
Watching you like what you see?
Yeah.
Maybe I do.
Maybe I do.
Let me ask you something.
Do yous have bigger dicks than us?
You know, like that's what people say.
Only one way to find out.
You guys must have real brujols over there, where you come from.
I'm Italian.
I'm in the mafia.
Or at least I will be.
But I can't tell anyone that I'm, you know, into men.
I know what that's like.
You do?
My pastor says that gay people go to hell.
He calls them $3 bills.
Your church, that's what they do to screaming and everything.
Hey, you think anyone is there right now?
Maybe we can go over there.
You want to see my church?
I want to see you.
Tony pulls the man close to him and they begin making out.
Tony is grabbing his crotch.
The man seems uncomfortable with all the people around.
Not here.
We can have sex in my church.
So this is crazy to me.
Then they go have sex in a church where Tony is getting it in the ass.
And it's crazy.
So is there like a gospel choir and everything, but they're in the back?
No, it's an empty church.
Okay.
And he's just like pounding Tony.
And then Tony says, I don't know if I want you.
This is a quote for the movie.
Tony goes, I don't know if I want you to explode in me, but I also want to
taste you.
And then the guy goes, well, have you heard of felching?
And Tony goes, no, what's that?
And the guy goes, that's where I would come inside of you and then suck it out
with a straw
something and then spit it back in your mouth.
All I'm saying is this was very surprising to me.
That's what I'm saying.
Again, go see the film, make your own decisions.
It's very surprising that they went in this direction personally.
You know, I mean, the whole thing.
When we meet Carmela, like, it's crazy because he's like having sex with guys
is weird.
Anyway, that's just putting it.
That's just my two cents.
I don't want to make anyone mad.
No, and Joey Diaz is in this.
I heard it's good.
James Damore got mad at me.
That guy, you know, that guy from Google?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's kind of has Marfan syndrome.
I think he's like, he's really like, I don't know.
He's like very lanky.
And he's autistic.
He says he's autistic.
He says that he sees the world differently.
He got angry with me because I criticized his digital art.
And this is the guy that wrote the memo at Google.
He wrote a memo where he was basically like,
I think women should have bags around their heads and get taken out into the
parking lot.
And he said that there's, you know, whatever.
So he made this AI art.
It's very bad.
So I just wrote, these are all bad.
I quote tweeted it.
And then he used that video, that thing of me where I have sunburn.
And he goes, AI is a matter of inputs.
Like for this foul one, all I put was gay Chris Farley.
I, and I have a horrible sunburn.
I never should have put that photo out.
But sometimes you've got to put a photo out where you look the worst.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that it can always be the photo people use.
But again, that photo still makes more sense than his like kind of deeply satanic,
very strange AI art that he did.
It's like odd.
It's like demons and hell.
And so I don't know what the inputs he put in.
But again, people get very sensitive.
All these, a lot of these tech bros, which weird, they're like kind of like goth
theater blanks.
And I don't know what, even though they're like tech bros, they're like, I don't,
you know what I mean?
They're like weird nerd.
And again, they got, he was angry at me.
And I defended him when he wrote that memo saying that women wanted to get bags
over their heads and take it out into the parking lot at Google.
So I don't understand what's the problem.
But he's very sensitive.
These people are very sensitive.
Okay.
And he lives in Austin.
So we know he's one of the worst people in the world.
But we still support him that, and we don't think it's fair that he was fired
from Google for saying that women like to have garbage bags put over them and
then put in a van.
And he got angry with me, the people don't like objective reality anymore when
you say like, like the way he says, like men and women have different, they
have different aptitudes.
It's also like some things are bad.
That AI is art is bad.
It's bad.
That Lil Nas X version of Jolene is bad.
It's not good.
He's speaking.
He's going, Jolene.
And of course, Dolly Parton got a tweet like, I just am honored and I love him
and blah, blah, blah.
Because you can't be honest because the appeal of Lil Nas X is in the package.
It's in, there's a good looking black gay guy and he has, you know, he's a flair
about him.
He knows what he's doing.
But the actual vocals are not good.
And for anyone to pretend they're good.
And then the Old Town Road song was kind of a troll that became huge.
Yes.
But, and he's smart, but it's, and he knows what to do.
He says, look, I'm fucking Satan this week and next week I'm pregnant.
But that's in, that's replacing the music.
Right.
See, people should realize that.
That's not in addition to the music.
Like Lady Gaga is talented and then she does a lot of that stuff in addition to
the music.
Like, this is completely like, instead of the music, we're going to do this, I'm
going to, you know, take a photo of myself or have a CGI photo of myself made
where I have a baby.
And this is like, you know, but again, to say like this isn't good, people get
very angry or to point out the AI art and go, hey man, this is not good.
It's objectively terrible.
I'm sure you're a lovely person, but this art is very, very bad.
And why are you, why do you care?
You just put inputs into a computer and then it made it.
Why do you give a shit?
Maybe I'm insulting the AI.
It may not be you.
But, you know, people don't like the truth.
It's unfortunate.
You know, it's like a lot of people are not going to like to hear that Tony Soprano
is a gay man.
But this is what it is.
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