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#273 - Snap, Kapital, Pop | The Tim Dillon Show

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. The Dave Chappelle
controversy keeps going.
It rolls on no matter what else we should be talking about. Dave Chappelle's
Netflix special
has become the focal point of the media in this country. It is not the rapidly
rising prices of
utilities, of food. It is not the massive homelessness problem. It is not the
inability
of the government in Washington to function. It is not any of those things. It
is the Dave Chappelle
Netflix special where there are employees of Netflix who are angry at this
staging a walkout
of the special. So it is a special that I, full disclosure, have not seen all
of. I watched a
little bit of it. You know, he's a master. Was it the funniest thing in the
world? No. Is he,
is he expressing an opinion held by the vast majority of human beings about men
and women?
Yes. Um, but the CEO of Netflix, Ted Sarandos, who's Greek, right? I believe so.
Interesting.
So, uh, cause there's not a lot of successful Greek people. There's really not.
That's true.
The vast majority of Greeks are, are not doing well, but some of them are right.
They own diners,
but there were working class people and Ted Sarandos. Good for him. It's John
Stamos. There's a few of
them. A couple. Yeah. Rita Wilson, Tom Hanks, his wife. It's not a huge group.
So Ted Sarandos,
Greek, Giannis Papas, Greek, uh, defended Dave Chappelle and said, listen, guys,
um, we're going to
put out things. You may not like them. We don't think it's going to lead, uh,
to, uh, real world
violence against trans people. That was basically the gist of his, uh,
statement. Um, Netflix chief
again, defend Chappelle special quote, content doesn't directly translate to
real world harm.
He said, we have Dave Chappelle on our platform. We also have Hannah Gadsby and
then Hannah Gadsby,
who we don't know where she's been. She's somewhere in Australia enforcing a
lockdown. I'll tell you that
much. Where is she? She's in New Zealand, right? Blinking. Anyway, Hannah Gadsby,
who's, she's atypical,
neurodivergent, whatever. She's not always with us. And when she is with us,
she says some very
disturbing things and then goes back to where she lives. And that's great, but
she doesn't really know
what's going on. She's kind of fuzzy. It just seems like she's like a fuzzy
photograph, right? Her hair is
never quite done. She's just kind of law. And this is the way it is. Mullen
does a great impression of
her. But every now and then she gets real fired up. You know, when someone
insults Greta Thunberg or
whatever, she gets real fired up when a white guy does something bad. So she
looked at Ted Sarando.
She's like, fuck him. And she literally said, uh, she said, Hey, Ted Sarando,
just a quick note to let
you know that I would prefer if you didn't drag my name into your mess. Now I
have to deal with even
more of the height and anger that Dave Chappelle's fans like to unleash on me
every time Gabe gets
$20 million to process his emotionally stunted partial worldview. Um, fuck you
and your amoral
algorithm cult. I do what? With more backbone than you? What is that word?
Uh, I can do more S shits. I can do more shits with more backbone than you.
What? But this is what
I mean. She's not, she's not fully with us. She's not fully with us. And God
bless her. She's a child
of God. She goes, that's just a joke. I definitely didn't cross along because
you just told the world
there isn't one. Gadsby captured her post. Yes. I watched the whole thing.
Leave me alone.
Trans is beautiful. Comedy is dead. I killed it. Those are the hashtags.
It said, it says here she's trans as well. I didn't, I didn't know that.
Well, I didn't either. I had no, I had no idea. Does she talk about this in the
net?
I don't think so. I don't remember it. No, right? I don't know. Well, I want to
see them,
both of them hash it out. You know, who cares about any of this? Comedy's dumb.
Stop watching it.
Stop watching comedy specials. Get a life. Truly. Stop watching comedy specials.
Stop watching
specials. You have horrible lives. You have horrible lives. People are doing so
much cool shit on this
planet. Stop watching a fucking anybody talk for an hour. Except this show.
Because this is different.
But the others out there are wasting your time. Not me. Never would. I respect
you. Stop. Turn it off.
Turn it off. And turn this on. They're canceling Halloween in Seattle, which
makes me think,
or not canceling it, but there's a school in Seattle where they're banning the
Halloween parade,
which makes you glad I own a house in Texas because, you know, it's good to
hedge your bets and you don't
know what's going to happen with these people. I don't know what's going to
happen. Seattle Elementary
School cancels its annual pumpkin parade because it, quote, I don't even
understand this,
marginalizes students of color who don't celebrate Halloween. Who are these
students that do not celebrate
Halloween? I'm truly confused. Benjamin Franklin Day Elementary School. By the
way, how is that still
the name of this school? Benjamin Franklin Day Elementary School has canceled
its upcoming Halloween
parade because it, quote, marginalizes students of color. Administrators claim
that a number of students,
especially African-American boys, do not celebrate Halloween and feel excluded.
I've never heard of
this. Have you heard of this? We have our friends on the couch. I've never
heard that African-American
boys do not celebrate Halloween. No, never heard that. I've never heard of that.
Unless they're Muslim,
perhaps. I guess, but I don't even know. Are they, are they, what about all the
gang initiations on
Halloween? There's tons of gang initiations on Halloween and I think African-American
boys probably
participate in that as you white boys and many, uh, young men. So I hope we're
not canceling that
as a school with a foundational beliefs around equity for our students and
family. See, this doesn't,
I don't even understand what this means here. Let's get rid of the pumpkin
parade event.
We're getting rid of the pumpkin parade and requesting that students do not
come to school in costumes.
And I think part of it is that certain kids don't have money for costumes, but
that was always the
way it was. And forever, there's been a Halloween parades where kids would show
up and some of the
kids had really cool costumes. Some of the kids came in with costumes their
parents made. And then
there was the dirty kid. There's a kid named Ryan. I don't want to say his name.
He was dirty,
filthy. And he would come in white guy, Irish kid, and he would come in filthy.
And his parents would
just beat him every day and night and they would piss on him. And he never had
anything. And he would
come to school and he would always look like high, but he was never high. But I
think he was just getting
beaten so much. And he was malnourished. He used to eat like pixie sticks and
fun dip. You know,
it was bad. So this kid, Ryan would come and he'd be embarrassed because he'd
be like, oh,
it's Halloween. I don't walk in. I forgot. And it was rough. It was very sad.
But then like the
teachers would give him like a pumpkin mask so he could do the parade with
everybody else. So this poor
kid who smelled like beer piss from a bar and who was still bloody from the
parents just kicking the
shit out of him would just put on a pumpkin mask and walk. Why? If you cancel
it, his life's not
going to get better. That's my point. His life doesn't get better. Ryan's
parents don't decide to
love him. They don't even know the parade's happening. They don't give a shit.
So he would
be sad, kind of. He would be sad. I remember we went to his house once to get
smoked cigarettes
and he goes, my house is kind of messy. And I was like, but I hang out at Rosie's,
the crack house,
three doors down from him. He goes, right, right. I'm like, I don't care. We
don't care. But we went
in there and you could see just cereal and bad, just cigarettes, like ashtrays
overflowing with
cigarettes. Like he had a bad life. Certain kids have a bad life. It's very,
very hard, you know? And
he was the type of kid who they're talking about, like not, not, you know,
privileged,
didn't have parents that cared and, and didn't show up with the uniform, you
know? Like, I mean,
I'm sorry, with the Halloween costume. He didn't have an, so the teachers would
like give him,
because they had those little pumpkin masks. They were plastic and they would,
they would go on.
With the one string. Yeah, it was one string. It was not a lot. It wasn't good.
But then there was like, there was a girl who was like 600 pounds. They dressed
her as a princess,
like her parents brought her in and she was just like walking around as a
princess. And then like,
most of the kids had masks, right? Cool kids have masks. Like Freddy Krueger,
like,
fuck it. Yeah. We're going to kill you. It's Halloween. And then like the fat
girl,
like the real fat one, her name was Jennifer. She'd, she'd go like this. Like
she would just do this
every day with her head. I don't know why. It might've been a thing, but she
would go like this
every day. I know what you mean. She would just do this every single day like
this. And they put
her in a princess outfit and she would walk like this. And then Ryan who
smelled like piss would have
his little thing. It was nice. It's my point. It was a nice day and you can't
ruin this. It's not,
you can't take this away for kids. Not everybody. It's insane. Everyone
celebrates Halloween.
Halloween is about eating candy and fucking smashing
fucking car windows or throwing eggs, shaving cream, vandalism.
The, the, the, the, the idea that you would just vandalize things. It's a
beautiful idea.
And these are people that are pro vandalism. They love it. Well, where do you
think people
get the, the itch? It starts with Halloween. They don't just get into Antifa.
You start with
Halloween. You do a few, you know, a couple of eggs, a little shaving cream on
the stop sign.
And then you, you know, you graduate to, you know, federal banks in Portland,
but I don't understand why they're taking this away. Is there any reasoning for
this at all?
Is there any reasoning? Uh, they decided to cancel the event this year because
it'd be upsetting for
children who can't afford a costume. That's, that's all it is. But then just
buy them costumes.
You cheap fox. Why not buy them costumes? Well, also they, they cite the loud
noise levels and crowds
are triggering for some children. Well, that I agree with. I don't like the
noise. Get rid of it.
This, I do agree with that. I don't like the noise at all. That's a very good
point. All right. Well,
we'll have to skip it this year. Moving on. We have a feel good story. It's a
very good point. I didn't
realize that they yell and scream. It is disgusting. We have a feel good story
now coming out of Austin,
Texas. Now we try to find these stories. God help us because as you know,
things in the country are not
good inflation. The price of a McGriddle now is what? $38. One McGriddle, $38.
It's bad. And the
government just keeps telling you that if you complain about inflation, you're
a Nazi white
supremacist. And, uh, the press secretary is always like, what is it? I'm sorry
that your gun is costing
you too much money this month. You look, well, I'm, I'm kind of, you know, the
chicken wings are,
they've gone up. My family likes chicken wings, but the price of everything is
going up. Food and gas
and the supply chains are broken down. Quote, almost everything a person needs
to buy is more expensive.
Blame the pandemic. The supply chains have broken down. We have all kinds of
chaos. Now, can you play
the video of this woman? Let's play this woman who's being interviewed outside
a grocery store. There's
nothing better than when you get a person outside of a grocery store, uh, to
give an opinion. Quote,
everything has gone sky high from groceries to gas prices skyrocketing and
could get worse.
Here we go.
