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#286 - Tim Moves To Spotify | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim dylan show from the gas digital studio
in new york city
where we're here doing podcasts we did a bunch of stuff this week we did flagrant
two with andrew
schultz we did the compound show uh what is it called the compound the compound
with josh brown
with josh brown cnbc kind of i think so something to do with that um and uh we
did alec baldwin's
podcast uh on the patreon we talk a little bit about that a charming engaging
fellow who reached
out and had me on honored to be on the alec baldwin podcast at such an
important time to show solidarity
with a long island legend uh alec baldwin truly because he's being attacked he's
being there it's
a pylon and it is cancel culture that is i believe what he believes it is and i'm
taking his word for
it he did have an incident what are you gonna do this is a the world is complex
i don't think you could
say that the guy wanted what happened to have happened he was on set somebody
put a bullet in a gun
he shot a gun a woman lost her life this is not anybody's goal this wasn't
anybody's goal
this was something that happened now you might say why is he back to podcasting
so quickly or working but he's got to work he's got to work what's he gonna do
he's probably facing a lot
of lawsuits i don't think he'll be charged criminally but there's probably some
lawsuits
lawsuits and he may have to pay some money so he's gonna work and we talk about
that he has me on his
show and it comes out and we'll see i don't always agree with what alec baldwin
does i seldom do
you know i mean he behaves in some interesting ways but he is a charming
engaging fun guy
and in a world where we've lost fun uh he's fun he's a lot of fun there's many
opinions about him
and his activities but one thing he is is a good time and that'll come out i
don't know when it'll
come out we don't know no one knows and hopefully uh his situation gets
straightened out and everybody
can move on because it's a tragedy and a woman lost her life and you know you
know it's um bad
another thing that we uh is bad right now is what's going on with spotify we've
been following this
everybody in our business has been following this over the past week spotify is
in a heated battle
they're embroiled in a major controversy because they are hosting right now
exclusively the biggest
podcast in the world kill tony and tony hinchcliffe if you remember had an
incident
a few months ago where he's had a few choice words for an asian opener of his
as a joke as a bit
and he's become one of the biggest media stories in the world neil young and joanie
mitchell
have pulled their music off spotify because they continue to host kill tony the
biggest and most
influential podcast in the world
tony hinchcliffe has uploaded videos to his instagram trying to clarify some of
his positions
and uh apologizing for past use of the n-word
and spotify the ceo daniel eck has said we are standing behind tony hinchcliffe
and kill tony
why are you laughing what why i mean it's a serious situation no i know i'm i'll
be i'll be serious i don't know
why you're laughing i thought it was something totally different what do you
mean i thought you
were doing a bit but what do you mean it's different i thought that spotify was
hosting the biggest
podcast in the world which is the joe rogan experience and joe rogan used uh
some choice
words on uh in the past 12 years of the show and they made a compilation uh
this uh musician india ari
put a compilation out on twitter she put the compilation out yeah it's it it
doesn't look good
it's him did she make it uh no this has been on the internet so this has to do
with joe rogan
yes is his show be even big it's up there it's up there is it as big as kill tony
uh well spotify
acquired the joe rogan experience for like a hundred million dollars or
something well then
how much did tony hinchcliffe get how much money did they have i don't think
they're doing great
so you're telling me this whole controversy is about joe rogan
and not tony hinchcliffe's uh kill tony yeah out of context him saying the n-word
repeatedly in a
30-second thing well i know that folks this is a bit i'm aware of that who
knows more about that than me
i know about that but what i did was i threw your red herring to keep it
interesting
some of you maybe don't know what's going on you were led down another path but
that's not the
accurate path it is about joe rogan's show you know he's got powerful enemies a
lot of people dislike
him and a lot of people don't like that he has 11 million people listening to
him and a lot of people
would love him to be deplatformed and they want to get rid of him and those
people probably some of them
are in the white house some of them are in congress some of them uh have a lot
of money
they're in the private sector some of them are celebrities and musicians and i
believe this is
somewhat coordinated to a degree not i'm not overly paranoid about this but i
do believe there's some
effort there's a push to get rid of joe any way they can whether whether it's
he's a racist without any
evidence he's transphobic no evidence he's um anti-vax a little evidence
tiny bit but not all of the vaxes he's had some conversations about this
particular one
and on the third dose when israel has been dosing people there are three or
four doses in and they've
got the highest rate of omicron in the world the idea that the vaccine has
worked as well as we wanted
it to when it comes to preventing transmission it is not controversial to say
that it hasn't
it certainly seems to have kept people out of the hospital which is great but
the idea that it's
worked exactly as planned that it's gone exactly as planned isn't true and joe's
had a few people on
the show to uh discuss it and those episodes have gotten millions and millions
tens of millions of views
and people are upset and neil young and joanie mitchell nils lofgren guitarist
for the e street band or
springsteen that's right uh india re david crosby kind of i don't know if he
even owns his music or
not uh mary trump as well mary trump roxane gay
writer and podcaster roxica they've all said let's get our music off spotify
because we want to take a
stand with uh the people that these people that wrote that letter the
scientists and the doctors
who when you look into it aren't all practicing doctors but they wrote a letter
saying spotify
that's disinformation it's disinformation and you're allowing it to happen you're
allowing people to
speak in a room and you're allowing other people to listen to it jen saki who's
the white house
communications director uh do you have a clip of this witch jen saki literally
goes they need to do more
she goes spotify needs to do more to kick the guy off this is the white house
press secretary
telling a private company she she would like well the white house feels it's
their position
that a private company should do more to censor and maybe ultimately get rid of
uh a podcaster on their platform this is uh i guess it's somewhat unprecedented
i can't remember this
happening before it's a somewhat unique situation but i know that you know the
fcc had their problems with
howard stern and rush limbaugh and people always wanted them off the air and
people have always
wanted everybody off the air but this seems like a unique situation where you
can kind of
you know these musicians are in a unique position to squeeze spotify and
pressure spotify uh so now
there's disclaimers on episodes that come out um and i believe joe said he's
going to work to have some more
neutral or uh you know some more opposite viewpoints if he has somebody that's
critical of the vaccine
he's going to have somebody on the other side of that who is pro vaccine he he
said that in his video
that he uploaded to instagram
about this he's in a storm he's in the middle of a storm people are coming at
him
from all angles in all directions they all have an agenda and he's trying to
navigate it and do the
best he can he's the biggest one of the biggest entertainers on earth now he's
completely transcended
the world of comedy he's one of the most famous people on the planet there are
leaders of foreign
countries tweeting about this it is a national news story for over a week every
day the white house is
weighing in uh it is so big and i am so incredibly jealous of this i am so
incredibly jealous of this
man and his ability to continually be in the news i what would i have to do to
get anything
on this level i mean i have chased my whole entire career the type of attention
that he is getting right
now and it's impossible for someone like me to get they won't even let me get
big enough to be hated and
attacked it's the one thing i've always wanted to be threatened by the white
house press secretary
to be deplatformed to have roxane gay pull her podcast off spotify because of
me and i can't it
doesn't happen i want jair bolsonaro tweeting that i'm doing the right thing
and it's it's i'm i'm in a fit
of jealous rage at this publicity it's amazing his ability to just keep what
should i do i'll go out and
say cancer is not real tell me what to do to get this level of publicity i'll
say aids was good tell me
what to do i'll say being gay is a choice i'll say abortion uh people that have
them should be hung in a public square
square what can i do i don't even think it's that controversial to say that the
vaccines didn't work
that well but that seems that's i guess the ticket yeah that's what draws you
the ire of all of
civilization everybody gets mad and they only want to talk about you they only
want to talk about him now
it's all about him what about me what about others where is the oxygen left to
discuss my progress how
well i've done the followers we're getting the show that we've built our
massive stature on patreon
where is our storm where are our meetings with lawyers where are our tense late
night conversations
where are my apology videos
i'm left out i'm left out fucked over again
i mean that's my takeaway from this
that's my frustration here do you understand
hassan piker buys a car it's your trends on twitter five days i've bought
multiple cars and crashed them
i've lived in five houses in the last year
what's the problem
now do you have this jen sake clip i gave you enough time yes uh it's new york
post one could
you pull that up can you pull that up thanks natalie thank you natalie oh not
uh the the new york
post one that i sent the most recent sweetheart if you refresh the email thank
you how do we get
a how do we get on the how do we get on a board here christ every day
i'm just in the background like a nothing just some piece of who puts on a wig
and says he's a
dead senator's daughter
can we get a little volume does the volume come with it or is that extra thank
you i don't know
if it comes with the rental fee of the studio maybe extra that's okay
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