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Watch the stand-up comedy video '#297 - The Lodge From Hell | The Tim Dillon Show' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-08. Transcript available.

#297 - The Lodge From Hell | The Tim Dillon Show

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
What's going on with Brendan Schaub and Bobby Lee?
What's happening?
Well, I saw Bobby and Kalilah went on H3H3.
What's going on?
Looks like there's some accusations.
What's happening?
What's the 4-1-1?
What's the deal?
They're in a fight.
They're in a feud right now.
Why?
Some accusations are being thrown at Brendan.
Who done it?
Who said what?
Who, what, why, when, where?
What's going on?
Beef!
The podcast community is flipped upside down right now over...
It's fucking wild.
But I want to get some straight answers.
How can I do my job?
How can I continue to do my job without getting to the bottom?
Is this why they're overturning Roe v. Wade?
Because of Kalilah, Annie Letterman, Brendan Schaub, Bobby Lee, Roe v. Wade.
What's going on?
Amy Coney Barrett, Chief Justice John Roberts, Bobby Lee, Brendan Schaub, Kalilah,
Joe Biden, the economy, Jews, Catholics, Protestants, Muslims, Bobby Lee, H3H3.
Can you get some fucking answers?
Yeah, yeah, so...
It's your job.
People on the internet are saying he's a bully.
Why?
I think he's made inappropriate passes at women.
I mean, to be specific here on the pod would feel unfair.
What constitutes a woman?
Really?
No, I mean, it's a real question.
In this case, a lady with a pussy and titties?
Well, I don't want you to start being vulgar.
I don't think that's your job, to start being vulgar right now.
We're talking about a serious issue.
I want you to really kind of like...
You know, you're at work.
Half the time with you, you know, you forget you're at work.
You can't start throwing out vulgarities.
This isn't a blue show.
We don't work blue here.
I apologize.
This is a news show, and the news I'm covering is Bobby Lee,
Brandon Schaub, Annie Letterman, Kalilah, Esther Bavitsky, Roe v. Wade.
What's going on?
I have a clip here, a viral clip here, of Bobby Lee exposing Brandon Schaub
and his goons for the bullies they are, according to this person.
And his goons?
Wait, Brandon Schaub has goons?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
There are goons?
I think...
There are goons involved?
I'm...
Let me tell you right now, folks.
I just went to the rainforest, to this hotel, which I'm really gonna...
I mean...
You know...
I'm not gonna...
Listen.
I'm just gonna really let people know what the problem, and I mean plural,
problems are here.
There are many, and it's unfortunate because I spent a lot of money for this,
and I'm unhappy, and I'm well within my rights to be unhappy.
But I'm...
And there are indigenous tribes all over this area.
It's the world's oldest rainforest.
It's 180 million years old.
And you see them.
You see these people.
And I'm running up to them, and going, what the fuck is going on with Bobby Lee
and Kalilah?
And they're pretending they don't know.
They don't speak English.
And I'm going, do you understand what's happening with Annie Letterman?
And I don't know what they're doing, gathering fruit.
It's not my business, but I've been spending all of my time here trying to tell
them about this thing, and I don't even know what it is.
I feel so disconnected.
So what's going on again?
There are goons.
I think we should just...
Brandon Schaub's got a pirate ship of goons, and they're going after Bobby Lee.
Is it because he's Korean?
Is he Korean?
I don't think it's a race thing, but he is Korean, yeah.
Right.
Well, I was right about that.
See, I do know some things.
But I feel so out of everything.
I don't feel included anymore.
I'm like on the outside.
I'm a victim of my own success.
It's very hard to stay connected to the issues of the day when I'm out here in
the rainforest trying to lead these people to Christ.
Now, play this clip of Bobby Lee.
I can't not cover this, folks.
Many people don't want me to cover it.
Right?
Right.
People don't want me to cover it.
But I have to cover it because it's the news.
This is big news.
My point is, is that now my fear is the results of whatever this is now going
to be.
There's no results.
There is.
There is a result.
I can call Shaub right now and we could be like, all is squared away and
everything is fine because we've already talked about it.
The promise was that he would never talk about it again.
And the next day he went on flagrant too.
And then talked about it, even though it was in a complimentary way.
I don't feel like we've said anything bad about him either.
The point is, was there a text alluding to possibly suing people?
Yes, there was.
Did it freak me out?
And did it make me think, oh, shit, like such a small thing to sue over.
But was there a lot of misunderstanding from his team and us?
Yeah.
But we talked it through.
But the truth is the truth.
And, you know, it's all squared away.
So you guys, I'm just going to get this clear.
So you guys were talking about there was this comedian that people assumed was
him.
Yeah.
That was trying to pick up all you girls, kind of a sleaze, whatever, right?
So he calls you and says, Bobby, get your woman in line?
I mean, what kind of fucking animal does that?
That's fucked up.
Why is he going to call you?
He has your number, right, I would assume.
It's your podcast.
It's your fucking podcast.
Who the fuck, what the fuck is that shit?
It was not just him.
There was a whole barrage.
It was a phone call.
Don't say the name.
I'm not going to.
But it was a phone call with other podcasters.
And it was.
That's some bullshit.
They flogged you, bro.
Not flogged me.
They threatened my career.
They called me a coward, a pussy.
You've always been a pussy.
I'm sorry.
That's unacceptable.
And they said they would expose me.
They said that all these things.
And I was in Oklahoma shooting a show.
And I was at dinner.
And I was by myself.
And it was very traumatic for me.
And it was based on whatever they did on the live.
Now, imagine now what's going to happen with now this.
It's good you said that.
I think it's good that you're saying that.
Who are they?
This is my question.
Mm-hmm.
He said it's a bunch of goons.
Well, I think it's implied, right?
They don't name them specifically, but it's implied the people he kind of hangs
out with in the podcast world.
Oh.
Well, man, did I miss this scandal.
I missed it.
I feel bad.
Brendan has always been very nice to me.
My experiences with him are overwhelmingly positive.
I should note, and I don't think this will be a surprise to anyone, and it won't
be a surprise to Brendan.
Brendan is not the heir to Richard Pryor.
He's not.
And I don't know that there is an heir to Pryor.
Maybe Chappelle.
But it's not Brendan, right?
Is that fair?
Can I say that without ruffling feathers?
And it doesn't mean that Brendan isn't funny on that show, right?
He's good on the show.
Like, people like him.
I don't, I've never seen his stand-up.
He's a, he's a very, like, controversial figure.
And I just believe that there's so much drama,
and there's not enough love going around.
Isn't that the way you feel?
Because it's, it's fair to say that Brendan is new at stand-up.
He's very new.
Very new, yeah.
And it takes years and years to become a good stand-up.
And sometimes it doesn't happen.
Sometimes it doesn't happen.
Sometimes the diet doesn't work.
A lot of people die fat.
You see, the things we want aren't always the things we get.
I love a T.
Nobody pronounces a T.
Get.
Why don't we do that?
Now, Brendan may go on to be the greatest comedian that has ever lived.
That is a possibility.
I do not know that.
But I don't know that it's fair to say that he's got a goon squad running
around and intimidating people.
But maybe he does.
But I don't know that that's the case.
But when Bobby Lee says, they, the people, and it's ominous.
But there could be.
I don't know.
It's not my experience with him.
Brendan has been overwhelmingly nice to me.
He's never made an inappropriate pass at me.
And that shows tremendous amount of restraint on his part.
I have missed this scandal completely.
I am, I spend most of my time with venture capitalists, entrepreneurs,
philanthropists.
I don't spend a lot of time with comedians because they're stupid and poor.
That's the only reason I don't spend time with them.
Because they are dumb and they don't have means.
Which makes it very tough.
And Brendan's rich, I guess.
He is.
He seems rich.
Seems to have money.
And Bobby's kind of rich, too.
But I don't spend time with any of these people because I don't really want to.
And it's done a knock on them.
They're colleagues, right?
I've never done Tiger Belly.
I've been asked a few times.
We had to reschedule.
I just, I don't care about doing other people's shows anymore.
I just want to do my own.
I just hope everyone finds a pathway to love.
Because it's not overrated.
It isn't.
Find a pathway to love, god damn it.
What's life really about?
Fighting all of this silliness, this craziness.
Who tried to throw whose wife into the car.
It's not a big deal.
Why do we got to keep going over this?
People are so fast and loose with the truth.
So that's my statement.
I'm agnostic.
But I have to cover it.
It's the news.
The same way I have to cover Roe v. Wade.
I'm unaffected by Roe v. Wade.
I haven't had an abortion in a year.
But I'm going to cover it.
Because, you know, this country is headed towards a real crazy Christian theocracy.
Or a, like, San Francisco-style improv theater.
Either one makes me unhappy.
I very much want a cold, somewhat emotionless, bureaucratic state.
Curtis Yarvin's not wrong about all these things, you know.
I don't love the idea of just one centralized authority.
But his idea that things have to be sort of cold and somewhat bureaucratic and
boring,
I find, I don't know, better than this current hot-blooded scream fest
where all the values are on the table all the time and all the people have to
fight.
And I just, I hope the best for Brendan and Bobby and Annie and Kalilah.
I've never met any of these people.
I've never met any of them.
I'm too rich.
I don't know.
Stand-up's a weird thing.
And I know that Brendan gets a lot of hate because a lot of people feel that
he, when people get into stand-up later in life,
and are not good at it,
it bothers people.
But he's trying very hard,
and I'm sure he's gotten better.
And, you know, listen.
Again,
I think the guy,
he's making a buck.
He's making more than a buck, right?
He's making a little change.
Is he going to win the Mark Twain prize for humor?
Probably not.
But that's okay.
Stand-up's just been polluted by garbage for years.
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