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Watch the stand-up comedy video '#299 - Family Recipe | The Tim Dillon Show' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-22. Transcript available.

#299 - Family Recipe | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim dylan show back in studio how exciting
just got back
from australia the tour is over very excited to put out a special in early june
and you know
what's fun about the special is it has a ton of material about covid and the
riots so it's going
to be really relevant like that's what's good about it it's june so you could
hear about covid
and nurses and riots and that's what's the best thing about the special is it's
perfect pitch
perfect in terms of relevance and uh it'll it'll it'll take you back so if you
want to go back in
time to one of the worst times that you were ever in you can go back in time
with my completely
irrelevant special that will come out in early june that no one will care about
and i don't even care
about but what's good about it is that i wanted to do the show live as much as
i could so we didn't
put it out earlier so now we've waited till june so it'll have maximum effect
it's just like it's
2020 all over again in my comedy special except there's more to it than that
there's other stuff
i talk about uh pizza hut it's not only uh covid there's other stuff uh just
got back from australia
the land down under very exciting um hospitable people lovely people recapped
it on the patreon
um myself ben sam talent we're still feeling the jet lag how are you doing not
great how are you
fair you know i'm i'm i'm learning to live with it uh and while we were over
there in uh australia
keeping uh tabs on all the podcast beef we um we're reading stories and the
news and
one of the stories i read was about this band deantward is that how you
pronounce it that's right
i believe it is now deantward is a uh south african hip-hop duo and they do the
zef style of
stuff which i believe is a lot of gold and it's very they're very brash and
they live in south africa
and they adopt like all these deformed people and they run around the woods
with machetes and they
take bath salts it's it's something different you know something it's it's nice
it's different
and it's made up of yolande visor and uh ninja and uh lovely people from i'm
sure from all accounts
now uh and they are google what the zef style is because they have this unique
their videos got
crazy views because they were very unique i find you freaky and i like you a
lot you know rich bitch
that was a good song rich bitch nutella on the sami nutella on the sami because
in south africa if
you have nutella on a sandwich it means you're rich nutella on the sami so zef
is a south african
counterculture movement uh kyle hans brockman has compared zef counterculture
to a lot of subcultures
in the northern hemisphere i don't know what that means i want to know what it
is but from what i
think it is it is very like um zef music and culture the music group de antwoord
self-identifies
as zef in a 2010 interview ninja of de antwoord responded to the controversy
arising from his claim
that zef represented south africa critics suggested it might rather just
represent afrikaans while south
africa he commented that racism is somewhat obsolete and a thing of the past
for south africa what is
so i think this is his yeah zef is you're poor but you're fancy you're poor but
you're fancy
you're you're ghetto fabulous right okay that's what it is zef style and it's
fun and enjoyable
and so these people de antwoord uh adopted uh kind of this disfigured child yes
and named
taki yeah that's what he looks like there now taki is now accusing them of
being abusive he is uh
saying that he was he's accusing them of physical uh sexual abuse and slavery
and um
he said uh he has a rare disease and he said quote they made me believe i was
the devil
buddy that's all parents they made me believe i was the devil they made me
swear more and made me
believe that i could burn people in hell and that i'm the king of hell sounds a
little nice they told
me that i could bring i wish my parents told me that i was the king of anything
taki they told me that
i could bring darkness upon the world so he said and i read another thing i
think it was in the guardian
he said um the worst part was seeing my supposed to be mother or adopted mother
being naked in a room
drunk experiencing my mother being drunk naked and wanting me to spend uh time
with her in the room
uh while she was naked i find that very disturbing last december ninja and them
apparently took my
sister into a sauna and everyone was naked in the sauna and wanted my sister to
get naked too
it's pretty weird this is taki uh it felt like a pervy vibe to me every time
when he phones a family
they ask if my sister is pregnant yet and that's not going to happen not on my
watch
this is their adopted son taki uh in the video interview uh he said he had
stabbed his older
brother three times leaving him needing hospital treatment and that uh ninja
and yolande's response
was to congratulate him they were like quote hey good job man i didn't actually
know you were going to
be a man i didn't expect you to stab your brother that's amazing um he also
accused him of some other
things like they like uh i think it might have been in a guardian article i
read or something where he
was basically saying like they made him participate in blood rituals or they
were taking him to a blood
bank oh yeah i read that too yeah yeah something about that let's see here um
um it's hard to know because they adopt this kid who is a has problems
and yeah here we go this wasn't the guardian what was this this is uh the south
african.com south
african yeah blood rituals porn and violence de antwoord's child slave tells
all
here's the thing about uh so taki they picked him up in his community of fight
us fiat us
at the time and man but you want to talk about accents that are horrible
i mean the south african accent is the worst accent it sounds like an australian
like uh
just has like uh uh uh uh uh is has down syndrome it's like it's horrible so it's
fight us fiat us fight
uh he said in an interview my mother said it was gonna be a good experience so
i went
imagine de antwoord shows up and the mother's like yeah it's gonna be great get
in the car
um the controversial group whose music includes lyrics and imagery based on satanism
gangsterism
incest and other social ills use the children as actors and props in their
music videos and album
covers uh he said that they split their time between cape town and johannesburg
and also in los
angeles well of course um he has a rare skin disease and they took him in and
uh some of the
allegations include that he was exposed to pornography and sex toys uh the
sauna stuff the naked stuff
taking the children to a private clinic to allegedly have their blood withdrawn
for a blood ritual
congratulating him after he stabbed his brother
making taki and his friends reenact the violent stabbing scenes in their music
videos taki
discovering black magic in a box in their family home and partaking in rituals
exposing the children to
dangerous gangsters uh here's the thing and taki my heart goes out to you here
but you have to be a
little realistic there's there wasn't a line of people at going to adopt you
you know like
there wasn't they weren't breaking down the doors to get in there and put the
presents under the christmas
tree sometimes in life when people show you kindness it does come with some
unwanted uh aspects
such as the blood rituals now i don't know the deantward people and i i i there
they're entertaining um but you know this whole thing really comes down to
three words
and they're the same three words that you use in any sales uh arrangement when
somebody goes it's too
expensive and you have to use these three words that kind of uh is what i would
say to kind of talky
and those three words are compared to what yes it's expensive compared to what
the blood rituals are
bad compared to what what was kind of the other option right i mean
unfortunately there wasn't a ton
happening i mean outside of him kind of being in a rob zombie film it wasn't
gonna really uh pop off
here and it i think his sting comes off a little ungrateful because they you
know they hang out in
johannesburg and it's it's incredibly violent there and there's gangsters and
they do crazy drugs and
they run through the jungle and they participate in in in rituals and stuff you
know
you know again it's not a perfect childhood by any stretch right it's not ice
skating it's not like
a great like oh easter egg hunt and you know oh we're we summer in maine
sure you're not in a main sailing camp talky but talky i don't think that
childhood's without its charms
and i don't think that it's right to come out and completely throw your parents
under the bus just
because they made you uh participate in uh blood rituals in the jungle
it's kind of the price of fame i live in los angeles do you know how many well
not really i split my time
but when i'm here i mean do you know how many people in this town
are partaking in blood rituals just to get ahead and can barely even do it and
you know he had a
seat at the table here with dm when they were they were big they're it's not
they're not huge now
uh this is kind of hurt them i think do they have a statement has yolande or
ninja do they have a
statement do they want to come on the program and address this so uh if you
google them getting
canceled they actually got canceled for a totally other thing they smacked a
gay rapper that they
were in some feud with right that was some musician they were in a feud with
because they're homophobic
according to this well yeah but i don't know they were in some feud some guy
named andy butler
i really i have no idea what goes on in the zeph community of south africa and
i'm not gonna learn
but yeah i just so they got canceled over that and and now uh the blood rituals
i mean they just can't
catch a break these people yeah it's a real string of scandals it's a string of
scandals and it's
unfortunate but taki i guess had enough he said this isn't the way to live
play a little of him so here's uh i think this right about here is him talking
about uh
him stabbing his brother right here right okay here we go
imagine if you had to hear this in your home i mean imagine if you had to hear
this this accent
from hell i mean are when he's saying they said i'm the demon is he sure they're
wrong
this accent is preposterous keep going with this god
hold on i think i'm playing it on uh playing it double speed oh let's see if it's
better single
speed okay leave that in though that was i watch things on double speed
sometimes here so let's
go back and let's see here yeah let's see if it's now cute it's even worse it's
worse
god make it stop and make it stop they adopted him and he's complaining he's
complaining
you're complaining i mean you should say thank you
so now what's his what's what's he up to here
i feel the stupid things were also for that night when i stabbed me so like
yeah so yeah i was sleeping
in their house in parkas so then i my brother woke up he wanted the speaker
that i took the like in a
earlier day during the day and then like he was looking for the speaker so he
came to me he woke me up
he said like yeah he woke me up and then i got up and then we started fighting
over speaker and my phone
and then like when he punched me i took out the knife from my prophet and then
i stabbed him like three
times one in the neck in the arm i think in the ribs or something i'm not sure
exactly where
but yeah um and my sister was also there she saw everything that happened like
she was there and
when i looked to the door to go out i saw my sister in a plane that actually
stays across the
road from my house so yeah that kind of messed my head my whole mind up
did your brother go to hospital yes he actually like after i stabbed him i
actually pressed the alarm the
the security alarm like to prepare to let the paramedics come the security and
police everything responds at
once so i responded i pressed the response button then i couldn't open