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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Breaking Point | The Tim Dillon Show #306' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-10. Transcript available.

Breaking Point | The Tim Dillon Show #306

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
Shawn Mendes is on the brink,
cancelling three weeks of shows.
He's upset, unhappy, under pressure at a...
I think he tweeted out or put a message
that he is at his breaking point.
We are upset.
We're sad to hear that.
He goes,
I've been touring since I was 15,
and to be honest, it's always been difficult
to be on the road away from friends and family.
I agree with that statement,
but end it when it's on the road.
Like, it's difficult to be on the road.
Because the benefit of being on the road
is being away from your friends and family.
But that's something they add,
like the publicist goes,
come here, get me.
After a few years off the road,
I felt like I was ready to dive back in,
but that decision was premature.
And unfortunately, the toll of the road
and the pressure has caught up to me
and I've hit a breaking point.
After speaking with my team
and health professionals,
I need to take some time to heal,
to take care of myself
and my mental health first and foremost.
As soon as there are more updates,
I promise I will let you know
I love you guys.
And I'm sure all of his fans are like,
hey, we love you.
Don't worry about it.
You know, put yourself first.
If I try to move a show a half hour,
if I say the show starts at 8.45,
people start threatening my life
and screaming and yelling,
my wife took off work,
you know, we're fucking,
and we chose this over her medicine.
And so I support Shawn Mendes too.
And I hope things work out for Shawn.
It's not easy out there.
God bless him.
He's got a lot of money.
You know, you can always quit.
Right?
What's his net?
What's Shawn,
what is the net worth of Shawn Mendes?
Just quit.
Just walk away.
I'm telling you, Shawn,
it's fine.
$40 million.
You did it.
$40 million.
You're 23.
He's at a breaking point.
What the hell?
What are the rest of people at?
This is why people hate celebrities
because instead of just saying,
hey, I don't want to do this.
I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it.
I'm hot.
I'm rich.
I fucked this hot chick.
I probably fuck hot dudes
you don't know about.
Perhaps.
And I don't want to do it.
I don't want to go to Mohegan Sun.
I don't want to.
I thought I would.
I don't.
But he can't say that.
You know, he's got to, you know.
But this is why people hate celebrities
because he's got all this money
and he's at a, you know,
it's a breaking point.
And people get angry about that.
But I understand it.
Shawn Mendes, me and you, buddy.
Let's stick together.
What is this tour called?
The Wonder World Tour?
His Wonder Tour.
This was one of the only kids
from the Vine era
that became a major,
that became a major, massive celebrity.
The rest of the kids
from the Vine era
are living in tents
right now on Skid Row.
sucking people off for money
so that they can just buy apps
at the app store.
That's what these kids are up to.
He's got $40 million.
But I get it.
It is stressful out there.
You know?
I'm doing a renovation right now.
And
it is
incredibly
trying.
I am at a breaking point.
I am at a breaking point
with Cedar.
And
all of these
you know,
I was on a plane
coming back
to Los Angeles.
All of these shows,
these shows
about,
you know,
flip this house
and
flip or flop
with the Tarek,
El Moussa,
whatever.
They're all
fake.
And all of these
shows
give you this idea
that you could just
flip a house.
You could go in there
and,
you know,
switch out a few things
and get everything done
on the cheap.
Turn it around
and flip it.
Right now,
the cost of anything,
if someone comes
into your home now
and you just say,
hey,
I have a gaping hole
in my wall.
Can you fix it?
By the,
after three minutes
of talking to them,
you go,
we'll live with it.
We're going to live with it.
If there are wild animals
coming at night
into your home
to kill your children
and all you need
is,
is a wall patch
after three
to five minutes
of speaking
to somebody
right now,
you just go,
fuck it.
You know what?
It's not that bad.
We'll live with it.
It's a nice breeze
because the amount
of money
that it costs
to get anything done,
the materials,
you know,
yes,
sure,
these are luxury problems,
but that's,
they're still problems.
and they're not always
luxury problems.
Some people,
some people are having babies
and they need bigger houses
because now,
because of Roe v. Wade,
they have to have them.
So they have to put on extensions
and it's fucking nuts out there.
So Sean Mendez,
a toast to you.
I raise my glass
to you,
everything you're going through,
being hot,
being 23,
being amazing looking.
I know,
well,
no,
that's not,
he doesn't see,
he feels,
he feels differently
than he looks.
He's sad.
And I know that
I can intellectualize that.
I imagine that it would be empty
because the thing
with a kid like Sean Mendez,
you're hot,
you're talented,
you're dating this hot
Camilla Cabello.
Who does he date?
I don't even know.
It's Camilla.
Who's he dating now?
Behar?
Joy Behar?
Who,
he's dating one of the hot
young starlets.
Camilla.
Camilla Cabello.
So you date Cabello Cabello.
So you date,
look at this guy.
Look at him.
Get that photo up.
Get that photo up
if you can.
Get any photo up.
Yeah.
He's on the brink.
Don't you get it?
Now,
I understand that
because you realize
how empty life is.
When your life is like that,
I'm telling you right now,
this is not even a joke.
You actually realize
how vapid and empty
life is
and all the things
that most people
struggle for in life.
Getting laid,
having money,
looking good.
They are challenges
that define
people's lives.
Like,
people losing
20 pounds
is a challenge
that defines
people's entire life
on earth.
They spend
their entire
life
trying to lose
30 pounds.
to be a little
less fat.
That's the entire
arc of their
entire life.
And
Shawn Mendes
is just gorgeous
and
he's rich now.
He's got
$40 million.
People
spend
their entire
life
struggling
to put
$50,000
in a retirement
account
so they can get
a little
like
barn thing.
He
already
at 23 years
old
has
$40
million.
He's already
hot.
He's already
got the girl.
He's already
famous.
There's not
much
left
to do.
There's nowhere
to go.
So that's
why he's at a
breaking point.
Because
we haven't
invented
interplanetary
travel.
He can't
he's already
at 23 years
old
done it.
there's
nothing
left on
this planet
for him
to do.
Really.
So unless
he goes
to Mars
there's
nothing
more he
can do.
So people
go oh
like well
I'm not
making fun
of him.
It's simply
interesting
to note
what happens
to people
who are
so incredibly
successful
at a young
age
that there's
nowhere for
them to go.
I understand
what he
means.
I am 14
years old.
What I
have done
with this
show
bailing him
out of the
mess of his
life
giving him
and his
family a
reason to
live
just because
they say
they know
me
giving my
own
family
a
purpose
because they
now walk
around with
their head
held high.
at 14
years old
I will be
dead by 20
because what
else can I
do?
How can I
reach the
next level?
It's impossible.
Won't happen.
It won't
happen.
I've done it.
I've done it
so many times
over at a
young age
that it's
not possible
for me to
find fulfillment.
Do you get
it?
Do you
understand?
Me,
Shawn
Mendez,
people like
us who've
lapped you
so many
times in
every conceivable
metric of
life.
Me and
Shawn
Mendez.
When guys like
me and
Shawn
Mendez sit
around,
we look at
you people as
if you are
like some
type of
flesh-eating
bacteria that
lives on
a log
or in
some lake.
We look at
you like a
necrotizing
fasciitis,
like you're
alive but
for no good
reason and
to no good
end.
And people
like me and
Shawn
Mendez struggle
greatly with
meaning in
life because
we've done
it in a
way that
is so
incredible.
You know?
And that's
why we've
become very
close friends.
Me and
Shawn
Mendez.
We spend
a lot of
our time
together.
I was the
one who
told him to
cancel this
tour because
I said,
you have to
start thinking
about you.
And this
is why
people like
him within
four or
five years
will be,
there's two
things.
He'll get
back on the
horse.
He'll become
some type of
musical legend.
maybe he'll
be an
actor or
he will
join a
cult.
You know?
There's very
few places
to go unless
he really
just like
drops out
and quietly
goes to a
suburb,
is rich,
and just
opens up
like, you
know, I
don't know,
like a
little restaurant,
invests in a
franchise.
Because there's
nowhere to go.
He's at the
top.
He's at the
pinnacle.
There's nowhere
where to
really go.
What do
you suggest
if Shawn
Mendes is
your friend
and Shawn
Mendes comes
to you and
goes, I'm
at the
breaking point.
I simply
can't do
it anymore.
What do
you do?
What do
you tell
him?
What is
your actual
advice?
This is
tough because
so many
mental health
people have
advised him
already, but
I would say
what are they
saying?
What is the
mental health
community saying?
Right here
they're saying
he consulted
health care
professionals and
his team before
deciding he
needed to take
some time to
heal and take
care of myself
my mental
health.
So they
told him
that he's
like Elvis.
He's overworked.
I just
imagine my
agent, I
imagine going
to my agent
and going,
listen, I'm
having a lot
of mental
issues.
I'm at the
breaking point.
My agent,
I've had
COVID.
My agent's
like, just
lie about it
and go out
there and
perform.
Okay?
My agent
right now is
terrified because
they are,
the Ukraine,
which is the
breadbasket
of Europe
is, as
a food
producer, as
a grain
producer, is
struggling.
My agent
consumes 15
loaves of
bread a day
and wholesale.
He is
terrified.
Having me go
out and
perform is so
important for
him and his
family that
I, it
doesn't matter
what I had,
like I've
literally had
COVID.
He's like,
just lie.
He goes,
no, it'll
check, just
go do it.
Who cares?
So I could
only imagine
if I came
to him and
said, you
know, I'm
at the
breaking point.
He's like,
well, I
understand that,
but how
about Reno,
Nevada?
You know,
it'll get
you out of
that.
Do you
know, there
was one
member of
Shawn Mendes
his team
who was
like, listen,
Shawn, we
all think we
know what we
want.
We think we
want peace
and quiet,
but you know
what we
actually want?
The hordes
are screaming
ticket-holding
fans.
We could
all say
that we
want the
love of a
friend or a
family member,
but you know
what we
really want?
We want to
hear the
merch numbers
at the end
of the night.
How many
of those
girls bought
hoodies?
That's what
we really
need.
Like, you
know, there's
one scumbag
on Mendes.
See, I don't
have a team.
I have one
agent who
weighs as
much as
a team,
but Shawn
Mendes has
an actual
team of
people who
advise him.
You know,
but good for
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