Name: Private Prison Penthouse | The Tim Dillon Show #312
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Private Prison Penthouse | The Tim Dillon Show #312' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-22. Transcript available.

Private Prison Penthouse | The Tim Dillon Show #312

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim dylan show we are here thank you
everybody for watching
the special and your kind words trended on netflix for uh about a week maybe
still trending don't
know one of the top search things on that platform we really appreciate that as
well as you know tom
segura and joe rogan having me on to uh hang out promote that with them had fun
discussions with
both of those gentlemen and christina p we did a crazy live stream at your mom's
house and then we
did joe the next day while we were down in texas and now we are back um here in
los angeles and um
uh really excited a lot of people really uh feedback is very positive so we're
happy about
that and you know it's uh you know it's good to to have it out there and done
and then you know we are
moving on uh to uh other things to many other things um books and films and all
kinds of stuff that is
not in the immediate future but hopefully in the not too distant future we are
working on a lot of
stuff um uh there's a um i sent this article to ben this was really strange and
uh you know usually when
people sue i always go like you know do you really need to sue because we're
such a litigious
country every billboard is like sue them there was a billboard when i was
growing up
me and my dad used to pass on the highway it was called 1-800 sue them
um and that was the billboard and it was about uh you know your ability to sue
anyone for any reason at all
that's the type of country that you know we have we have a country where the
legal system
you know basically exists as a uh you know a place for personal vendettas for
get rich quick schemes
um as a way to arbitrate any and all uh disagreements but then there are things
where you go okay i i get it
i get it now whether you're a fan of lawsuits or not to handle problems there
are certain stories
where i go oh i could see that i could see a lawsuit there that makes sense to
me
black mom sues la unified which i believe is a school district over a cotton
picking project at
elementary school
yep this is going to be one of the lawsuits that i can understand
a black parent filed a civil rights lawsuit last week against the los angeles
unified school district
and the board of education saying that a cotton field was set up at an
elementary school in 2017
that was intended to teach students about the experiences of slaves
roshenda pitt said her 14 year old daughter who is referred to as sw in the
lawsuit experienced
emotional distress as a result of the project at laurel span school that her
social justice teacher
said was to help students quote gain a real life experience as to what african-american
slaves had
endured oh boy the suit also names the school's then principal and social
justice teachers defendants
since the project laurel span school was closed and a new school laurel
cinematic arts creative tech magnet
was created in its place um she said in september 2017 her daughter who used to
vibrantly share her day with her mother became very quiet and reserved um and
you imagine this one day
as pitts was dropping off her daughter on campus she saw a cotton field in
front of the school
and called the office to speak with the school's principal amy diaz who was
unavailable
pitt spoke with the assistant principal who explained that her daughter's class
was reading frederick
douglas's autobiography and that the cotton field was created so students could
have a quote real life
experience of slavery well
they had a big thing this was right over in west hollywood of course of course
it was they had a
whole big uh thing and uh so she didn't have to pick the cotton her daughter um
but she had to watch
other students complete the project while she was while she cared for other
crops in the garden i mean god
god god god help us so i like they say well we're teaching the white kids about
what happened uh
with slaves so they're gonna have to
pick the cotton but why don't you go tend to some okra
or some other uh vegetables in the garden they have to have they're making a
black girl tend to
vegetables in a garden while watching white people do the cotton thing and this
is a good idea
this was someone's idea of a good idea um and now there's a lawsuit
and there's a lawsuit now i don't know how much emotional distress the daughter
uh experienced i
imagine it's something but a jury will decide but again it's one of those
things where i go
of all of the things that people sue over
if your daughter came to you and said i your black daughter came to you and
said i uh
today at school they did a project where we picked cotton
to learn about the experiences of slaves i can imagine that you would be upset
about that
that would not go over big so there is a lawsuit and um we don't know what will
happen
we are waiting here with bated breath
we don't know
um
sad they tried to change the name of the school they tried to but this is gonna
follow them it's gonna
there's no getting around this the problem with this is when people when people
start to use their
imagination
and they're trying to be good people they tend to do the most horrific things
that have ever been done
this is not uncommon
when people are trying to be good people and they don't know how to be
and they think they can flip a switch and understand something or be a quote
part of the solution
uh on the right side of history whatever it is um and they start using their
imagination they start being
creative about how to do that uh
the horror is unending it's a terror will be unleashed they will do things that
they think are genuinely good
um until
people see them and go what the is this
i mean they will literally
i mean the idea that they had a cotton
field in front of the school
like they had to this was not an accident this was planned it happened
with the full knowledge of many many people
that had to sign off and go this is a good idea let's get the kids out there
let's get them picking cotton
that then they'll understand what the slaves went through if they have to pick
cotton in front of the school
insane but this is what happens when you have people that are going like how
can we creatively
show children what slavery was like instead of worrying about other things you
go how can we
let's put our heads together how can we recreate slavery today for the kids
no no i know i know we got the math test but we want them to feel the lashes on
their back
and the calluses on their hands we want to recreate
chattel slavery today at school how can we recreate settler colonialism after
lunch
yeah that's a bad idea
this is a bad idea this is not a good idea this is the opposite of that but
this is not surprising i know
some people that would do something like this thinking that it is good
you know no we built a gas chamber in the gymnasium
to teach the kids about what do you mean you're upset what are you upset about
how are they going to know how are they going to know what the holocaust was
like
if we didn't build a gas chamber in the gymnasium we wanted to give the kids
yes well
some of the kids got to be little nazis and then some of them got to be jewish
people it's a
it's to because they're becoming better people what is wrong
it's uh absurd but this is the this is what happens so
go get the money make them cough up some money i'm going to talk about uh the
condominium in la right
now that's on the market for 50 million dollars don't you want to spend 50
million dollars to own a
condo in west hollywood google west hollywood and hit news okay
west hollywood okay let's see here first article member of rapper's entourage
shot ends up in west hollywood before dying in hospital
three sought in fatal shooting at gas station near beverly center oh boy
west hollywood is
a problem yeah not good for crime if you google west hollywood crime
you can you can just read some of the stories about things that are
going on that's not good two weeks ago the crime is risen by 38 percent
man shot near weho gun owner thwarts home invasion go to the sheriff's weekly
crime report okay
see what's going on
assault grand theft grand theft residential burglary strong strong arm robbery
strong arm robbery strong arm
robbery grand theft burglary robbery vehicle burglary vehicle burglary vehicle
burglary other weapon
well how about 50 million dollars to live in the penthouse
of a new building a new because in los angeles now they're trying to introduce
this concept of vertical
living because people you know what's happening los angeles has always been the
home of the
single family house
with your yard and maybe your pool
and your dogs and kitties running around and the husband tinkering with the car
and you're in the back uh you know looking at the lemon tree or the orange tree
uh idyllic lovely yes
but now people are coming in the windows they're climbing over the fences they're
hanging out in the
yard maybe a bit of rape they say who knows and they're killing so what they're
trying to do
is they're introducing vertical living because people say good news we'll make
uh condo buildings
and we'll charge uh millions and millions of dollars for these condos and we'll
put guards outside of
them so the people that want to rape and kill you can't get in and we'll put
all of the things you'd
want all the finishes the bathrooms and the kitchens and the marble and the
wood and the pine
and the oak and the travertine marble and the this and that and you get it all
and it's all behind guard
gates guards and gates and guards and gates and gates and guards and guards and
it's going to be like
the uh the castle from the wizard of oz with the flying monkeys uh and we'll
have an army of
flying monkeys if anyone comes near us and we'll have a moat and we'll have alligators
in the moat
and if you have the little key fob you can get in you get right through the alligators
say well
how do you do and they let you in it's not a big deal 50 million is the penthouse
apartment this
article says a special kind of crazy in la a 50 million dollar condo in the
land of homeless tents
there's something funny about los angeles the idea that it has the biggest
homeless population in the
world and all the hit shows about la are about real estate it's all about high-end
real estate and
everybody uh is uh living in a uh you know like a uh cooler everybody's living
in like a coleman cooler
and nobody is seeing any of the irony in that in that it is the selling sunsets
and the million
dollar listings and the beverly and there's just there's more shows so many
shows all about the
privilege of selling real estate or buying it in los angeles california and
they're trying to sling
a 50 million dollar condo in los angeles wow
i mean big time
and you can from your condo that is 50 million
look outside and you will see people who are filthy dirty people
from head to toe soot lesions maybe they look like lepers pushing
shopping carts full of their belongings in the hot summer
and maybe people like that that some people might like that that might be a
benefit
but that is a potential view from a 50 million dollar condo in that area you
might
i mean imagine paying 50 million dollars for a condo and then outside you're
staring and you're just
watching society unravel in front of you interesting
get up the video of these realtors talking when the
fire alarms are going off and the the police are going off this is a very very
funny thing
a bunch of the top real estate agents in los angeles california
are gathered together to talk about how great it is to live in los angeles and
the the pride
of it and the weather and how great it is go to con or wherever let's so here
listen to this
for the summer for the year or whatever i think a lot of new yorkers are coming
for the summer with
the intention of maybe staying but they all want to rent first that's what i
listen to the background
that's why malibu is so crazy right now malibu is sold out you can't you can't
you can't you can't
so let's let's i have on