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Gutsy | The Tim Dillon Show #315

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show from New York City, from
the Gas Digital
Studio, our good friends where it all started and thank God didn't finish, but
we like to
come back here and visit the good people at Gas Digital Studios, New York City,
contact
them for studio rental. I believe they do that. Don't they do that, producer?
They do. Contact
them, Ralph Sutton, Luis Gomez, drop the J. Beautiful studios here in New York
City, Manhattan.
Get in here and record. You're a day away from being a millionaire. Podcasting's
the new thing.
You've got to take, don't you have conversations with your friends? Monetize
them, dummy. You're what
we're waiting for. Get over here to Gas Digital. Studio rental's probably
reasonable. Nothing's too
much money to invest in your future. Ben Avery, you just got back from Vienna
with your wife. We
usually don't allow you to speak much on the show, but you did have an
interesting experience
traveling to Europe with your wife. I, of course, let you go to take a week of
time to gallivant
with your wife in Europe. You're welcome. Now, we don't usually let you speak,
but now I think
that was an exception to that. So could you summarize your trip to Europe in
one word, pick a word
in which you believe best summarizes all the things you've learned while in
Europe with your wife
on my money, on my dime?
Delightful. Ben Avery. We covered the Queen's death on our Patreon. We're not
going to retread
retread that territory. Is that the term retread? Yeah, retrace, retrace our
steps.
No, I mean retread. Look up retread, which you should have done. Retread means
what?
Go back over a path or once. Thank you. That's it. So I'm right. We're not
going to do that. We're
moving on to women in our own country. There's a new show out, Hillary Clinton,
Chelsea Clinton.
It's called Gutsy. And it's about women who are brave.
And I, you know me, often at the end of a long day, when I have done everything
I've done,
I've made people laugh. I've dealt with my incompetent employees, my horrific
agents and
managers and people that are impediments to my success. When I'm done
navigating that,
I come home and I turn on the TV and I, I, I say, where are the brave women to
watch?
What, why are there not more? Because these, these women that the Clintons have
chosen a spotlight
are gutsy. Apparently not all women are gutsy, but some of the, these women are.
And many of these
gutsy women are also very wealthy and famous, which is interesting. I don't
know. So Hillary,
one of the episodes is with a white, an ex white supremacist. Did you know that?
I did not know that Hillary Clinton, our real president speaks with an ex white
supremacist
on the show gutsy. And there's a clip of that somewhere where this woman is
happy
to, cause now what the ex white supremacist does, she goes around the country
trying to get other
people, uh, to stop being hateful. I think that's what she claims to do. And
Hillary is very impressed
by this and Hillary and this woman, it's an unlikely kinship they have. So do
you, are you finding anything
about this?
I'm finding this article on Yahoo right now. I'm going through it. Yeah.
It's, it's beautiful. And I don't, you, I'm not, I don't usually fall for this
type of emotional stuff,
but it is kind of beautiful.
Oh yeah. Shannon Foley Martinez, a former white supremacist from Georgia who
uses canoe, canoe trips
down the broad river to help rehabilitate women leaving hate groups. Canoe
trips. Yes. So you're
in a hate group. She shows up with the canoe, goes, get in this canoe, you Nazi
bitch. And then she,
you go down the river with her. I like this. Yeah. What a good business. Only
in America can you have a
business putting Nazis in a canoe and trying to get them to hate Jews less. It's
a, there's economic
opportunity everywhere. So this woman who used to be a, in a hate group, now
she's in a canoe, Hillary
Clinton and her. Now do you, do you have, I, there's a clip of this. Let's, let's
find this clip.
And it's this woman talking about how grateful she is to have been contacted by
Hillary Clinton,
our secretary of, um, hate groups. Francis, I'm going to send this to you. And
it's, it's,
it's beautiful. I like this. They paint with Megan the stallion, Hillary and
Chelsea Clinton. You'd
think they'd go away at some point, the Clintons, but they don't, they never go
away. They're in their
mid hundreds. They're both fat. Now they're walking around the Hamptons and she's
like wearing a big
frock. Looks like she's in a big painting smock. Bill's just out of it. Cause
he's a, he had a heart
thing. He can't fuck. He's got no, he doesn't want to live anymore because he
can't fuck. He's a vegan.
He looks dead. He looked like he died years ago. And he always has that weird
look on his face.
Like he's in the middle of a stroke and he's walking down the beach with his
morbidly obese,
elderly wife, that daughter they have, and a few secret service people. And
they're in the Hamptons
and they're just kind of like, just the last few days, the last few hours, and
no one really cares
anymore. And now they're just kind of like in the entertainment business, like
the Obamas and really
like Donald Trump's always been in the entertainment business. But like when
you leave office in America,
you just go right into the entertainment business. You start producing
documentaries and TV shows.
The Obamas had to deal with Netflix. And now Hillary's doing this show gutsy.
You just become
part of the entertainment, big stars, big stars on the show, but who's on the
show? They're big stars.
You got a Goldie Hawn. Yes. A cat Hudson. Is it? Is that a Kate? Kate Hudson.
Kate Hudson. You got Amy
Schumer? Yeah. Gutsy. Kim Kardashian. Guts. Brave. Wanda Sykes, Jane Goodall.
Brave guts. Megan Thee Stallion.
I like that they didn't go with nurses, teachers in bad areas. I like that. No,
I like it because we,
I'm happy that they're not pretending to care about those people because no one
really does.
So everybody just wants to see like, what's Goldie Hawn been up to? No one
wants to see a teacher from
Detroit. I'm happy that Hillary didn't go the route of like, let's spotlight
non-famous, non-celebrity
women who have balls, who are gutsy, who are brave, who are making a difference.
Let's find
celebrities, multi-millionaires and shove them down people's throats and tell
regular people how brave Amy
Schumer is. How hard it is to be Amy Schumer, how difficult it is to live in
Martha's Vineyard,
and how gutsy you are to take the private plane to Martha's Vineyard. I like
that. I think it's good.
Is there anyone regular on the show besides the, is the one non-celebrity the
ex-Nazi bitch?
Uh, I watched the first episode because it's free on Apple TV.
Okay. Yeah. Apple TV. They, they do talk to, um, uh, some, some comedians in
the show.
Okay. But not any, not high, high level comedians. Uh, so, uh, no, but no, no,
no layman type of a
man. How about a female cop? That I did not see. Did they leave out a female
cop? So here's what I
would say. If I'm thinking of gutsy female jobs, right? Just off the top of my
head, you're a
bitch and you're out there working. What's a gutsy job? I think cop, female cop,
right?
Because men have a physical advantage in strength. True. True. Maybe a mental
advantage in certain
capacities. Not going to comment on it. I'm not a doctor. The point is, I don't
know. I'm just saying
you're a, if you're a cop, which is a horrible job anyway, reserved mainly for,
uh, stupid and
aggressive people. Can we say that dumb and aggressive people for the most part
become
police? You need police, but it's not the best and brightest. Sorry. If you're
a cop and you're
listening to this, you know, I'm right. They're like, it's like a backyard
wrestling kind of, you know,
animal or something that usually becomes a cop. Most of the people I know who
are police were literally
criminals up until the moment they decided to become police, literally like the
weekend before
and a lot of during training. Uh, during, uh, what do they call that? Uh, when
you go into the
police academy. Yeah. When you're in the academy, they were still kind of
criminals
right up until graduate. Like, and some of them are just criminals. Cops drive
drunk. They, they're,
they commit crimes really. They do. But that being said, because it's not a
celebration of the police.
What we're saying is that of a female cop, it's a ballsy job, but I guess there's
something, uh, that
Hillary just doesn't want to, to highlight a female cop. No. She doesn't want
to do it. She
doesn't want to do it. So we're not going to make her do it, but that would
have been interesting to
me. Like, like, if you said a female, uh, gutsy job, I'd say a cop or maybe a
teacher in the
inner city, like dangerous minds. Remember Michelle Pfeiffer in the movie
dangerous minds where a
white woman went into a school. You want to talk about the most racist movie
ever. A white woman
went into a school and the only way she could deal with minorities was to be
like a Marine.
And remember like that first, first scene in the movie. She's like,
she like people are trying to fight her all the time. Remember that? And she's
just like,
she's constantly in a stance and they were like dangerous minds. And then she
came in and she took
them all out to a restaurant and they're like, yo, what's the filet mignon? And
she's like,
it's a steak. Remember that? That was like one of the original white savior
movies, Dangerous
Mind, Michelle Pfeiffer. But that I would think ballsy, female, the job, uh,
teacher in the inner
city cop. So do we have this clip of this white supremacist? Because this is
actually kind of
beautiful. Frances, was that it in that article? Because she left that, you
know, movement of hate
and discrimination, uh, to try to, you know, live a different life. And she's
now trying to reprogram
others to help them get, um, uh, beyond all of that. But more than that, we're
looking for women
who are gutsy, not just on behalf of themselves, but on behalf of others. We
had two-way conversations
with the women we were interviewing, but we kind of want a two-way conversation
with people watching
it. And we hope it sparks a lot of conversations in, in families and in, you
know, groups of friends and
everybody else. Secretary Clinton, speaking of that give and take, you
interview a reverend in the
Rebel Hearts episode, where you open up about one of the gutsiest decisions you've
had to make in
your life, which was the decision to stay in your marriage. You have a marriage
that has been on
public display since the beginning. You said the gutsiest thing you ever did
was stay in your
marriage. That doesn't mean that's right for everybody. Why did you want to
open up about
that? And the reason she goes, she goes, the reason that I stayed in my
marriage
is because my husband was the president of the United States.
Now that's not right for everybody because many people's husbands are not
the president of the United States. But she goes, me and my husband,
we've killed people together. We have many, many shady financial deals.
We are blackmailing several people. We run essentially a criminal crime syndicate
together.
So it's more than just a marriage. But I don't, I, you know, listen, go watch
that show, gutsy.
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