Name: The Off Season | The Tim Dillon Show #316
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Off Season | The Tim Dillon Show #316' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-18. Transcript available.

The Off Season | The Tim Dillon Show #316

You know I love you so
Yeah well thank you so much to everybody that purchased a solution and that's
what that is that's
not just merch that is something that we've been working on and brainstorming
for a long
time and it was essentially how do we get involved how do we do more than what's
being
done we don't want to sit on the sidelines and make jokes we want to get
involved and
actually have real results and that's the difference between us and a lot of
other people
not mentioning names but most of the other podcasts out there aren't Joe Rogan
aren't
getting involved and doing what we're doing for the people so what we are doing
is obviously
we're still in New York we're here at Gas Digital Studios we're here for
Fashion Week we drop
the clothing line every year I come for Fashion Week in New York I'm kind of an
ambassador for
many of the brands I was asked to walk by Christian Dior the the the house of Dior
the legendary
fashion brand and I I didn't do it and I didn't do it this year only because I
am participating I'm
dropping my own line and it's finally here it's finally here for everybody and
it is something
that people say to me you've done this for so long you've been a member of the
fashion community
for so long and I have and when when is your line coming out this is at Art Basel
in Miami
over the summer in the Hamptons people they would bump into me onto the beach
and they would go hey not for nothing but that's how they talk when the people
in the fashion industry
like French people when they bump into you on the beach in like the south of
France they go hey not
for nothing when is your line gonna drop and the answer is now we have a line
of fashion for people
and what's good about it is that we're actually using the the profit to help
homelessness in Los Angeles
every four hundred thousand dollars of profit which is roughly probably eight
hundred thousand of
revenue because we're operating at no and I mean really we're operating at what
kind of like a 50
margin right about and that's not great it's not ideal but that's what we're
operating at
is that really it no I'm dead serious like 50 I think it's around 50 it's a
little higher but
that's you know what are you gonna do so 800 000 of revenue 400 000 of profit
every 400 000 we are
donating five dollars to alleviate the burden we're donating five dollars to
right the wrong we are donating
five five dollars to build a better future for this country that we live in we're
not heartless monsters
okay
and I want to do some simple math with you because this is every little bit
helps did you hear that when
you were a kid ever every little bit helps I remember that it's as American as
saying as any every
little bit helps there is no uh there are remember there's no small roles there
are only small actors
right yes that's the thing yeah so there are no small donations there is
nothing that is too small
you have to remember that because a lot of people say to me well some people
have said to me are you
are you giving too much and the answer is I don't think so but I don't know but
it to me I'd rather
be on the side of giving rather than the side of taking so now let's just with
a five dollar donation
every roughly eight hundred thousand of revenue
five dollars times a thousand dollars is five thousand dollars okay that's a
good amount of money
right so now eight hundred thousand in revenue times one thousand is eight
hundred million dollars
if we can gross on my store my merch store with my new fashion line eight
hundred million dollars
of revenue of you know what I mean what we will be doing is we will then donate
well hold on because that's still only 400 million in profit right so 400
million in profit
divided by
can you let's just because I want to set goals
if we make 400 million dollars in profit what are we donating uh so that would
be one thousand times
five so that's five thousand dollars but but but but okay so it's eight hundred
thousand in revenue so
I am I am correct eight hundred thousand in revenue I'm sorry eight hundred
million in revenue yes
four hundred million in profit five thousand dollars yes to help homelessness
in Los Angeles
get involved now because if I'm telling you right now I feel good about this
I want to challenge other creators to do it and this is my mission right now
and that's why I'm here in New York City is why I I'm not back in my beautiful
desert oasis we've created for my studio I'm roughing it here I'm roughing it
here because
I believe in something and I hope one day God I hope you believe in something
too that's all I'll say
where can they purchase this merchandise and get it now and get a lot of it
because the more you order
here's what I want you to think about the more clothing you order the more
money
gets gets put into a blanket fund for homeless babies
a homeless baby will be swaddled in a new blanket if you buy where do they buy
timdilloncomedy.com it's right there timdilloncomedy.com go to the site I want
people to see
how easy it is show them you can show them Francis show them Francis
show them how easy it there it is and there it is right there fake business we
got it's a real knife
fight out here beautiful shirts and hoodies I wish them well shirts and hoodies
and why do we do it we do
it to help other people that's why we're here others
the other thing I was reading about that I find interesting is this article
that you had sent me
about junk food and that it is no longer a thing and we should stop focusing on
it we have to de
colonize that's right our minds and one of the ways to do that I had no idea
how progressive I was
until I read this article these are things I have been doing for years I have
been making
these kinds of choices for years now I want you to tell people a little bit
about what's going on
because there is a company and they sell food and they have hired a woman from
Africa yeah yeah to tell
people that ness worrying about what you eat and what you put into your body is
inherently bigoted
right that's right in some degree and you should eat without guilt agreed and
you should eat without
guilt and the people that are hyper focused on lean meats healthy fats proteins
you know the good carbs
those people are fascists that's right and those people and by the way I have
suspected that for a long
time because they kind of they kind of they are a little you know strange and
but I had no idea
this was laid out beautifully because occasionally you feel guilty for eating
something
and that is not right and actually your body it's so deeply entrenched this
feeling of shame and guilt
and and and racism and you know all of this stuff it's so deeply entrenched in
us sometimes after you
eat something your body will even feel sick but that is because your body
is a racist
like even in your mind if you eat a bunch of ho-hos doughnuts tasty cakes susie
q's
you know yodels yankee doodles snowball whatever could go on here for a while
but
you might feel sick but that is your body reinforcing the type of racist
attitude bigoted attitude now the company that hired who is this this woman so
her actual name
is kareniam diop yeah she is in this uh viral uh sort of instagram video here
that the la unified school
district did share on their instagram regarding food neutrality the la school
district now thank god
thank god because kids should learn at a very young age that there is
absolutely no difference between the foods
this is something that should be taught to children as young as possible
there are no difference there's no difference between a carrot
and a carrot cake there's nothing it's only
nazis nazism
so tell us because the la school district
ran this ad yes or this promotion yeah yeah they shared it they promoted it and
and tell us about
it because i'm very interested in this so uh and francis you can pull up the
video they have here but
basically what they're trying to explain to the people they ever call you franny
lou
basically what they're trying to explain to the to the students is that uh
there's food neutrality
in the world i like this there's not a bad remember net neutrality oh yes what
was that
uh because that was huge don't don't google it if you don't know what it is
i think net neutrality was that was a big deal that was a big deal but and then
everybody was like
is it gonna happen or not so this is something else yeah this is something
totally different where
there's a misnomer that some foods are bad and some foods are good yes and we
need to eradicate
these ideas the only there are only three types of bad foods foods that are
rotten okay foods that
are filled with poison and foods that i think well here's the defined poison
right right right that's
uh right but i like this so poison food like i'm like like vladimir putin when
he poisoned uh alexander
levchenko with polonium yes if you were to put polonium in a taco it would be
bad yeah but other than
that everything's good that's right okay so food neutrality means i don't judge
the food i'm eating
that's right i i eat without guilt i want ice cream i eat it i want cake i eat
it i want candy i eat it
if i don't want vegetables i don't eat them and i'm a child and i'm learning
this from my school
district this is what my school district is telling me on their instagram right
which i probably don't
follow because no young people are really on instagram they're all on tick tock
watching i don't know
people get hit by cars but whatever it's it's still maybe healthier than the
instagram promotion
being shoved down their throats by their school district which is crazy and
people were so horrified
by this they looked into who this woman worked for and on her linkedin page she
works for mondelez
international which is what chips ahoy oreo but so what that see to me i don't
want to impugn her
credibility because she works for chips ahoy if somebody that works for oreo
and chips ahoy nabisco
whoever owns them mondelez uh you know if if if they have a a good non-racist
idea then let's hear it
can we actually play yeah let's play the actual promo can we get some can we
get some sound on
this bad boy no are they moldy i mean are they poisoned are you allergic no i'm
just saying you're
judging my food choices based on a false standard of health again aren't you
guilty bad culture fat
phobia and systems of oppression have created false hierarchies of food and it
shows up everywhere for
instance yes thought patterns like earning food through exercising or that
dessert is the reward
for the punishment of eating vegetables right remember that you do not need to
earn food we are
all incorrectly taught from a young age that our size yes therefore the foods
that we eat correct
markers of our self-worth correct moralizing food can lead to harmful
relationships of food correct and
disordered eating thank you instead of focusing on good and bad choices try to
approach food with
neutrality in yes the only foods that are bad for you right foods that contain
allergens poison right
and contaminants or if someone's hitting you with it food that is like a frozen
food that someone's hitting
you with you would all that could also hurt you like a frozen steak if you hit
someone i mean this is right
on i'm right on with these people they're right on because they get it if you
eat a donut or if you eat a
salad the only difference is how you look at it and society is judging you yeah
that's the really only
difference in it like if you sit down and have a bowl of donuts instead of a
salad for lunch that you
feel the same i'm telling you go and eat a bowl of uh ice cream with candy for
lunch in an hour you'll
feel the exact same as if you have a salad it's the same feeling the only
difference is that if you eat
a salad you'll be awake but you're still alive see if you eat a lot of carbs or
sugar you go to sleep
right afterwards and if you eat a salad you don't but you're still technically
alive after each meal so
that's what t