Name: Louis CK | The Tim Dillon Show #317
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Louis CK | The Tim Dillon Show #317' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-02. Transcript available.

Louis CK | The Tim Dillon Show #317

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim dylan show we are here with one of the
greatest comics
louis ck uh you can go buy the movie fourth of july with joe list on his
website right now
you can get all five seasons of louis on the website you can also get all the
iconic stand-up
specials in a bundle i think for 25 that's right that's cheap it is right it's
very cheap yeah
i would have i would have you would have clicked i would have hiked it yeah uh
i think i could have
maybe yes but i think that maybe people would have bought less of them that's a
good point when i when
i raise the prices i sell less of them that tends to have interesting and i
think uh over time it ends
up not being more money well you got to come up with a lie like you got to come
up and say these
are going away but that's the thing with digital content it never goes away it
just sits there you
don't even make it anymore they just bring they just clone it and take it for
themselves yeah so
you can't do like the farewell tour which a lot of people will go you know like
share's done it three
times i mean i'm doing this tour i'm on tour now and this tour i'm in i mean i
i don't have the list
but i'm coming to milwaukee and atlanta these are new shows i promise
everything is sold out right
but then i'm doing the madison square garden on january 28th and that's the big
one that's the big
one i'm doing that and uh we sold 10 000 tickets the first day wow and then now
it's uh it's trickling
because the seats get shittier and shittier right but at the last email i sent
out i said this could
be my last show oh well that's good yeah right it's not absolutely not of
course not but it's my last
show if you want it to be the last opportunity to ever see me on stage he's
dying it's gonna be like
the beatles at shea stadium yeah he's dying stage four i'm just that's my last
show the last show
yeah well do you ever think of of it when you do the garden it's going to be
such a big deal
after the garden do you think i'll take a minute yeah who knows maybe the uh
maybe the boston garden will call me right
the opportunities that the garden opens well you're you know that is how i
think yeah i'm going to i'm
going to take a i didn't take a break between the last tour and this one the
tour that ended with the
last special sorry i i had shows to make up from the pandemic that were that
were scheduled in march
and june after the special came out and i didn't have an act anymore because i
had to dump all the
material into this you know the special right now everybody that comes to see
me has usually seen the
most recent special so uh and they expect new material because that's what i've
always done
so i had to write a new act very quickly i didn't take i took maybe three weeks
off and i went right
back to work you went right back out there yeah and that turned that turned out
i did a different
process of writing an hour uh how did it differ i just said i'd like sad you
have to do this now
instead of letting it flow i just made it happen is it better to have the
pressure in this case it was
because yeah it came out good but then i had to it was next thing i knew i'm
doing shows in tel aviv and
all the you know doing real concerts with a brand new hour i usually like do
them but but it now it's
this hour is like really uh strong i think do you feel fully back like fully
back
yeah yeah good i mean back to what nobody's ever back it's always forward it's
new that's a good
point yeah okay uh i don't have a thing about back in my head i'm here you're
doing the garden yes i am
going back to the garden that's huge yes i'm really excited i like that room it's
you know in terms of
doing stand-up comedy is that a room where you go this is the pinnacle uh no i
mean to me honestly any
great show is the pinnacle so like i i've done the garden eight times and my
life and uh it was
important enough to remember that it was eight i don't know how many times i've
been to this amazing
funny bone i don't know how many times but i can't say but i've done the columbus
funny bone where i've done
shows where i'm looking out the window of the plane the next day going that was
that was it that was
amazing that was it that's what i've worked for that's what i wanted yeah that's
what i this is
what this that was what this is all about that's why i give a right so uh a
show at the garden is
definitely superficially like it's you know the 19 000 people yeah um and it's
madison square garden
and ali fought fraser there yeah i saw you know acdc there when i was quite
young and yeah led
zeppelin and i never saw there but that's where they played that's where their
concert film takes
place yeah that place touches a lot of you know sure uh it feels like a pinnacle
in terms of it's
that many people it's new york city it's the premier room it's also uh
expensive it's expensive
place renting it is about 400 000 something like that yeah i forget to just
rent it before it's
a astronomical but they know they got you because you want to play the garden
you're going to play
the garden i'm now the new generation is like uh i guess the barclay is just as
good
no but i mean i guess but it is it's just as many people and it's right brooklyn
brooklyn's like a
better city than manhattan really not to me i love right i agree with you but i'm
talking about it for
the young people yeah that brooklyn's the thing what about the bronx when does
the bronx ever
you know what i mean because every area has been gentrified we've gone into
jersey city
even harlem harlem everything but there's something about the bronx that holds
on yeah it holds on and
it just goes we're never gonna be anything but the bronx it's gonna be tough
yes and that's what
it is it's still 1972 in the bronx there's still long oldsmobiles yes on the
street with graffiti on
them it's a time you know like a guy in a leather jacket carrying a briefcase
yeah with the music right
and somebody's gonna cut you i'm gonna cut you man right i mean that's i never
go to the bronx i've
been four times in my life yeah so we don't know what it's really like right
that's a good point some
of the bronx is very beautiful you know it's wave hill sure yeah the beautiful
areas yes there's green
in the bronx it's the bronx to me is the most it's the it's the best example of
why a lot of these urban
planning things failed when you look at these big buildings that they built
where all of all of the you
know people have to live kind of stacked on top of each other in these very bleak
so but dreary buildings
when you say fail yeah it depends on what the goal is that's a great point so
the urban planning was
just stick stick as many people as possible into the cheapest possible
buildings right get paid by the
city subsidies right because it's not just a simple building contract yeah and
make a ton of money and
put pack all of those people into one small space right out of manhattan right
you know mission
accomplished yes that right so if that was the goal yeah well done it was yeah
yeah no that's exactly right
but a lot a lot of great things hip-hop came out of the bronx like that that
has given us sure good
things yeah but unfortunately at least they got hip-hop you know well it's it i
mean yeah that's it
came out of the bronx it couldn't have come out of long island where i lived it
would never have hip-hop
would have never emerged from levittown long island we just did but now it is i
mean that's who got rich
from him that is exactly who got rich no so even in that sense if you pack a
bunch of people way uptown in
these buildings right cost nothing yes also yeah their squalor will create
music that you will get
rich from that's right and then eventually they will they'll get a little money
but which you can count
on you will get the lion's share because they'll die right because it's going
to be bad yeah and you're
going to take the money i'm sure biggie's mom gets a check but it's not but it's
not the check that
she deserves you know uh josh josh josh robin gets he might get a bigger check
he gets a far bigger
and they'll keep coming i just i bought a biggie album on itunes recently yes i
like to listen to
him when i'm jogging yeah it's the best uh but uh you know his mom it's not 14
cents yeah well those
deals so this keeps on working this thing is keeps on working yeah these 360
deals that musicians sign
yeah which is like a deal where they give you an advance and then they recoup
the advance and it's
designed to keep you in debt it's designed to keep you like constantly not
earning money it's designed to
keep you like beholden to the record company that's right and everything they
give you they you think
they're giving you stuff right like they say hey guess what fellas they go to
the band and they say
you're flying in a private plane and they go and then they pay for the private
plane that comes out
of their record yes and the private plane is a deal that the company has uh you
know vertically yeah with
somebody else right all those bells and whistles are just just horse shit yes
yeah you have to look
after your your own thing i mean i stopped taking advances on the road a long
time ago it's a stupid
thing right because it's a they get to call your advance and expense and sort
of take it away from
you and when they split right well i had to give you an advance yeah but where
that's what right it's
such a easy con yeah that you really and nobody will tell the artists ever
right nobody's gonna nobody
sits down with you and goes listen don't take that porsche yeah exactly right
yeah or here's where your
porsche is coming from they have this thing now in the bronx called drill wrap
yeah so what drill
rap is eric adam just talked about it uh it's it's very it's social media
driven beefs with young
rappers under 21 young guys and they diss each other on instagram and i mean
literally they'll go outside
of someone's project and go i'm here like with a gun they'll be like i'm right
here what do you yeah and
and literally it's they go on instagram live so eric adams is kind of like
maybe we should ban this on
instagram like the mayor of new york's like why don't has it resulted in any
killings lots of killings
wow and the the music is is reflective of no it's literally but the kids are 16.
so a guy a kid a
kid 16 year old with a gun with a gun goes look i'm outside of the whatever you
know great
black person projects um outside of the whatever whatever it is a medgar evers
project yes and
uh come here and i'll kill you so now everybody's like oh if i go to his
instagram i can see this
everybody on and then it starts having like the little balloons and the
everything yes everybody is
everyone the little faces you see the little faces it starts really going and
people have been literally
killed and then the guy shows up inside of the the instagram yeah meanwhile he's
doing like i'm gonna
go yeah kill my friend yeah and it's and then has this resulted in like this
has resulted in live
instagram deaths a few of them for real for real i mean bobby you can look this
up but it's resulted in
deaths 100 and there and the the da is now trying to use the rap lyrics yeah as
as a way to like convict
because some of the rap rap lyrics are so direct like we killed him on 175th by
the subway yesterday
right at 4 p.m so the da is going like we're trying to put these rap lyrics out
as evidence right in
addition to other things but it's uh some of the rap is very good i mean it's
very like you know it's
very like it's got a whole new sound and it's it comes the uk has it too this
is going on in london
where it's like social media you think of all the rap beefs that have happened
of people not liking
each other now you add social media everything happens in like real time right
but also it feels
like what's needed there like when you look at a picture and you go what's
missing right and how do we
solve it with what we have today right when you describe what t