Name: The Joe Rogan Experience | #330
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Joe Rogan Experience | #330' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Joe Rogan Experience | #330' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-08. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience | #330

How many cigars are you smoking now?
One a show.
No more than one.
No more than one?
More than one I'll get sick.
Is it?
It kind of bleh.
Do you get any nicotine from it?
Oh yeah.
You do?
Yeah, for sure.
Everybody does.
Interesting.
That's why they smoke cigars.
They don't just smoke it for the taste.
Right.
That's stupid.
That makes sense.
But you don't inhale.
No, but you do.
The tobacco is, you know, it's pure tobacco.
And you're getting that in your mouth.
And you're getting the nicotine in your mouth.
So you get a buzz?
Yeah.
100%.
Yeah, 100%.
We were even considering, Ari and I were smoking cigars once in the beginning
of Sober October.
We're like, are we cheating?
I kind of feel like we're cheating.
I feel like I'm getting kind of high.
People get high from cigars.
100%.
Interesting.
It's just a different kind of high.
It's a nice conversational high.
It's relaxed.
It's similar to cigarettes where you don't get, you're not fucked up, but
cigarettes do provide
like a relief or a release, whatever that nicotine is.
Why is nicotine so addictive?
It's not that addictive.
I mean, I like it, but I can, like, like if I was smoking a vape pen a lot, I
was doing
it every day and then I just took it off and just didn't do it for a week and I
just stopped
craving it totally.
But maybe that's just me.
You're, you have a constitution.
It's easier for you.
You're very disciplined.
Other people struggle with that.
There's other people that cannot do that.
Cigarettes are tough.
I've given up, I've given up cocaine, alcohol, pills, marijuana.
I've not done a drug in 12 years, but cigarettes are tough.
And I haven't smoked now for two months, but that one day in the near future,
and I don't
know when.
Someone's going to give you a cigarette.
They're not even going to give it to me.
You just reach for it.
I'm going to request it.
And you're going to spark it out.
And I'm going to have a cigarette and then I'm just going to be sitting
somewhere having
a cigarette, not knowing how, yeah, not knowing how it happened.
Wouldn't it be awesome if they were good for you?
It would be amazing.
It would be amazing.
Well, I love that scene from Sleeper, Woody Allen movie, where, you know, they
freeze him
and he wakes up and they go, he goes, what should I eat for breakfast?
They go, red meat, eggs, and cigarettes.
And he goes, what?
He goes, no, it's all good for you.
He goes, everything we thought was bad for you was like great for you.
It's like, have some chocolate cake.
It was like, it's such a great scene.
Well, they're right about red meat and eggs.
Yes, some of it's correct, right?
Do you think the sugar industry, because they're behind a lot of the fat
activism stuff.
Are they really?
Oh, yeah.
So if you look at it, you know, a lot of the people that go, listen, there's no
different, because, you know, they just had this article, the LA school
district was like,
don't tell kids that like junk food's bad because it's classist and racist or
whatever.
It's insanity.
Like, don't tell them there's any difference between foods.
It's so crazy.
And what, you know, and it's all linked to this, like, be always body positive,
no matter
what.
And a lot of that is backed by like Nestle.
Well, I know there was some body positive people that were on social media that
they found
out were getting backed by Nestle or one of those companies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they were promoting the idea that there's no difference in foods and there
is no junk
food.
And it's all about your mental health.
And yeah.
And you're mentally healthy, apparently eating just ice cream on a couch.
But it's all of it is, it's so unscientific.
And the fact that that doesn't get fact checked online is so crazy.
Right.
You can say, you know, something about COVID or something about something else.
And you'll immediately get that little banner or your post that'll tell people
that what
you're saying.
Well, they always use some example of like a person who's robust, a little chubby
and
go, this person's healthy.
And then they'll always point to like a skinny heroin addict and go, this
person isn't.
Yeah.
And you go, yeah, but that's not the overall, you know, thing.
Yeah.
Even if you're, even if you're like 50, 60 pounds overweight and you're fit.
Yeah.
You're still less healthy.
And you would be if you weren't 50, 60 pounds overweight.
I think some of it is that there was a weird period when I was growing up where
all the
models were like sickly thin.
Yeah.
Where they were like gaunt.
They wanted them to be like hangers.
They didn't really want them to have bodies.
Well, it was like the Balenciaga thing, right?
That came up with the kids where it was like, this is creepy and they're weird.
And of course, you probably saw that, like that weird advertisement where it's
like kids
have these BDSM bears, these bears that are dressed up like leather daddies and
kids
have them.
And, and people in fashion have always been creepy and weird because like when
I was growing
up the nineties, it was heroin chic and they made all these young girls look
like they were
strung out junkies.
So it was like, they've always been kind of off.
Well, don't they kind of promote amphetamines to a lot of those gals?
I hope so.
No, yes.
But you can't be against fat activism and against amphetamines.
Like somebody's, you know, um, no, they do.
I'm sure they promote, well, fashion is all about sexual currency.
Like everyone asks me about Holly, you know, they talk about Hollywood.
They go like, Hollywood's run on like sex appeal.
I'm like, not the one I'm in.
I'll tell you right now.
Are you in Hollywood though?
Yeah, I have no idea.
I have a house there, but like the, this idea that like people talk about
Hollywood, like
it's just one thing and they're like, it's run on sexual currency.
I'm like, yeah, not the lineup at the improv, you know, like not the lineup at
the comedy
store.
How about Roseanne?
Right.
There's a lot of people where it wasn't, but like, yeah, those fit.
Cause all of these human trafficking people, they all have their like hooks
into fashion.
Like, Oh yeah.
So John Luke Brunel, who was the guy that, you know, was like a big Epstein
confidant
and associate was like a high level fashion photographer.
And it makes sense because like you're, they're recruiting these girls when
they're young and
they're impressionable and they're like, you know, Hey, here's this guy and
just laying
back like here's, so if you want good looking people, you're probably not going
to go to
a comedy club, right?
You're going to go to a modeling shoot.
Yeah.
Not that there are good looking comics, but I mean like young impressionable,
good looking
people are found in modeling.
So I think that's why a lot of them, it is a bizarre job.
It's a really strange job.
You stand there and pose and you, like what's the woman's name that was married
to Tom Brady?
Giselle Bunchen.
She's worth more than him.
Well, yeah.
How?
Just by being hot.
Just by being hot.
Isn't that amazing?
It's huge.
Greatest quarterback of all time in the biggest game in all of North America.
Right.
And a woman just by virtue of being pretty.
Right.
Wins.
She wins.
She wins.
And she's like, I'm done with this guy.
He keeps wanting to play football.
Yeah.
But now you're looking at, it's changing.
It's changing.
We're pretty now.
Like if you're a model now, I mean, the look is changing, right?
I mean, it's a lot of bigger people and it's a lot of not as pretty people or
not traditionally
pretty.
So it's not all changing, but there's some.
You can't deny nature.
You can't.
A hundred percent.
Nature is, it's all about persistence.
Well, there was no fat activism on Epstein's Island.
You know what I mean?
Like he was not.
Maybe there was.
I mean, there's, I mean, I don't think that he was like concerned with
diversity.
Like the, you know, the people that are purveyors of just people's looks are
just, you know.
But maybe he had a request list.
He might have.
Who knows?
He might have.
What are you into?
Right.
You know?
It's, yeah.
Like you fill out a questionnaire.
Yeah.
You know, like you fill out a questionnaire, like the spoke post.
The question is like, there's been people like that that have been sex
trafficking forever.
Yes.
But it's shocking to people that it's going on now.
They're like, what?
Still?
But here's, yeah, it's, it, there is sex trafficking for sure.
But there's also like, I was in Romania.
I did a Bitcoin guy brought me over there to do his birthday party.
Didn't you hang out with Andrew Tate over there?
I did.
I did 20 minutes of comedy and I, it bombed because it was, people weren't
really speaking
English and the ones that could didn't love me.
So, some of them liked me and one guy pointed at me and just yelled Joe Rogan
because he
had seen me on this.
Some Russian crazy guy just got up in the middle of the set and went, Road
again, Joe Rogan!
And then sat down and then they like brought him out.
It's, it was insane, but they paid me a lot of money to do it.
And then there was, you know, there's only one person there to really interview
and it
was Andrew Tate.
So, I went to his house and he's a lovely guy.
Here's the thing about him and his brother.
They are lovely people, whether they're human traffickers or not.
They're lovely people.
I'm not for human trafficking, but they took us out for a steak dinner and
there was women
there and a lot of the women were quiet and I thought they were just quiet.
That would be my story if I'm called to testify.
If I would go, they, the women were quiet and they were obedient and many of
them looked
at the floor, but yeah, it was, but it's Eastern Europe, Joe.
That's kind of the way they act and coming from America.
It was a little bit of a nice change of pace.
We stunned.
No, I mean, coming from, it was nice.
Yeah.
We stunned when he got arrested.
It wasn't stunning.
It wasn't like when eventually I smoke another cigarette, would I be stunned
that I have
a cigarette in my hand?
No, I wasn't stunned that he got arrested.
It was surprising to me because listen, people say things about somebody and
you hope that
they're not true.
Right.
Because he has some wacky opinions, but he has some opinions that I would say
are probably,
you know, pretty, pretty reasonable.
And interesting and interesting that people should, you know, stop being
victims and go
out and work and figure stuff out.
And that, you know, there, this world does leave you out in many cases and you
have to
figure a way around things, right?
He calls it the matrix or whatever, but like you have to be pretty like
resilient.
I think some of those messages are good.
I think some of his stuff is funny and over the top, but you clearly don't want
this to
be true.
You'd never want, uh, you know, this to be true.
And I hope it's not true.
Um, they think it's true.
I mean, the authorities.
Is Romania corrupt?
Yes, it's corrupt.
It's a Soviet, you know, Eastern block country where I think a lot of people
get paid off.
I think Tate even talked about that.
It was kind of a corrupt country and that people just kind of paid each other
off.
And like, I think it's just the way a lot of those Eastern European countries
work where,
you know, America's corruption is, is, is, and you know, Tate, you know, kind
of made
this point, right?
American corruption is like big deal corruption, billionaires, right?
You gotta be, you have a lot of money to play the game.
You gotta have the, you know, serious capital in places like that.
You know, you don't have to be a billionaire to influence things.
You can have a small business and have enough money to be like, you're in the
game.
You pay, you pay people off to get the business open and then you pay people
off to keep the
business safe.
And I think it's kind of maybe the way America worked in the seventies before
corporations
owned everything.
It's what it seems like.
But again, I only spent, why did he move to Romania?
Isn't he from the UK?
Yes.
Well, um, that's certainly 