Name: Springtime in Texas | The Tim Dillon Show #337
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Springtime in Texas | The Tim Dillon Show #337' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-11. Transcript available.

Springtime in Texas | The Tim Dillon Show #337

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim dylan show i'm here for the opening of
the comedy
mothership in austin texas and i wanted to borrow a studio and my agents at caa
were like you have
to call your friend down there and borrow his studio i think they meant joe rogan
but i have
another friend down here that i absolutely love and he's one of the greatest
broadcasters of all
time and uh it's very exciting to be with him and i'm sure that they're all
fine at caa i'm sure
they all love this what would be wrong with this please welcome my friend who
needs no introduction
the great alex jones tim amazing you did an incredible job so the rest of the
folks at the
mothership last night joe looks like he's in a time machine he's getting
younger while you and i get
older yes amazing hanging out with you guys and roseanne barr last night yeah
with me yeah me and
roseanne look like we're going the wrong way and joe looks like he's going the
right way
looks pretty good actually yes compared to me well you know roseanne is she's
there's there's she's
animated by a force of life yes which is good uh and me me and you struggle
with that but you're a sexy
guy i appreciate it the truth is we're getting married in vegas next week we're
getting married
in vegas and everyone will support that i believe right well i mean it's not a
joke we're getting
married it's going to be you and i and joe at a menage at wall last night it's
the royal wet yes we
were both very out of shape and he talked to us about that uh but this is going
to be the royal wedding
fuck megan markle and that autistic lizard this is going to be the one um it
was it's amazing to be
here thank you for letting me use your studio thank you there you go somebody
wrote that alex
three-fourths of mount rushmore that is pretty hilarious me you and roseanne
barr the dream team
the family um and i put you guys up i said you're really starting to grow up
when you realize your
parents are just people and you and roseanne uh are my are my parents um but i
was watching
uh you know so much stuff is said about you that because you're so bad you can't
respond to and this
is like the craziest thing because i'll watch something and i'll go alex should
be on his show
refuting that and i know you are but it's not anywhere that anybody can see and
one of the things
that i watched was at january 6th i watched you tell the protesters to not
enter the capitol to be
peaceful you said we're not antifa we're not going to burn things down this is
what they want we're not
going to give it to them that has never been played on mainstream media they
have never played any video
footage of you telling protesters to not breach the capitol which is literally
what happened and i want
to play that clip in a minute speaking to you off air a lot of things are now
coming uh out about january
6th they changed the picture a little bit from what people thought was it was
just a just a little bit just a little bit
little bit and i want to know if you can illustrate some of that for us because
i know that this directly
impacts you it affects you um uh you were there you were there to protest what
you felt was uh a a sham
election anomalies yes right election anomalies you were not there to breach
the capitol and you were
telling your supporters to not breach the capitol but there were people in the
crowd encouraging violent
behavior agitating leading and now it's coming out that some of those people
are from an interesting origin
absolutely and i mean it's a giant story and it's bigger than january 6th for
trump or any of
that whether you love him or hate him you know i've got a love-hate
relationship with him
it's that we had a million people at the ellipse for his rally on the 6th then
they said alex
lead a march down there well the hundreds of thousands already gone to the capitol
before i ever
got in the middle of it i said how do i leave this so i was telling the crowd
be peaceful it's a big
crowd we all other rallies been peaceful and we get down there and tear gas is
already getting fired
and all this stuff's happening and i didn't know that out of a million people
and hundreds of thousands
with the capitol that a few hundred attacked police and broke in and i was up
there saying stop it don't
go in and then the wall street journal the new york times by that afternoon
said alex jones was there
leading the attack saying attack the capitol even though we had the video but
it was only on
infowars.com right it was only on band video no one else outside of our footage
could see that
and know that since then it's gotten on twitter and gotten tens of millions of
views of us they're
getting huge amounts of people that have been the doors have been opened once
they broke through
waving people back and keeping people from going in then i got subpoenaed i got
deposed by the january
6th committee they were trying to indict me they did arrest owen schroyer and
my camera guy
sam monteo that were there with me being totally peaceful yeah but i was too
well known i was the
guy up there loud saying don't go in but they were with me so the feds when
they arrested them indicted
them and they're still facing trial uh our guys have done a plea bargain yes
their trials are coming up
they said owen schroyer broke into the capitol and attacked people right it's
all he was with me he was
trying to stop it right so so when you see them filing in court things like
saying the loch ness
monster you know is is is is our president or the easter bunny you know is real
you're like it's next
level when you're experiencing things that are totally fraudulent but because
you're banned on all the
major platforms you can't respond they have a blank check so censorship isn't
just about silencing people
you can then steal their identity right and you can then say whatever you want
in their voice
or take things out of context and that's what's so dangerous about censorship
but now we have matt
taibbi and the twitter files and great job elon musk and all of it coming out
that agencies and
governments and big tech with media we're working in coordination to surveil
people are saying and have
been censoring millions of people for years including during the trump
administration so that's all coming
out i know you you were telling before we went live here or before we started
taping the show that you've
got some of those clips but this is just an amazing moment to be alive plus
they've got the proud boys
trial going on in dc and just a few days ago it began to break they've had
federal filings i've got
copies of we can do an overhead shot here maybe if your guys punch it up where
the feds accidentally
gave a bunch of files to the defense with stuff like we've been ordered to
delete 300 plus files
we've been ordered to cover up they were non-violent we've been ordered now
they're declaring today
national security in dc saying these are top secret documents so they are in
full remember the
whitmer kidnapping plot where it turned out the feds again accidentally handed
over stuff they wanted to
cover up yeah and it was them ordering you know like these potheads to attack
whitmer and they were
like i don't want to oh can i have money for a big mac right can i have a dime
bag of weed it's in
it's in the recording right and they never attacked the lady for the first
group got off but the second
time the judge covered it up they all got convicted so the point is the fit the
same group that led the
attack on whitmer that never happened were intimately involved the same unit of
the fbi in january 6.
that's not coming i mean look at this document these are documents that are now
being there national
security uh are they classified are they just today the judge is declaring i'm
classified
uh but this is the federal filing so i won't show the classified documents i'll
show the federal
filing in here uh that's now been put up by uh a bunch of even mainstream
journalists like julie kelly
it says right here added out they were present that the feds were there leading
the group and then it
describes in one line uh here and i guess the crew could probably pull this up
where they say here it
is miller's communications with another agent who states the agent's fbi boss
assigned to 338 items
of evidence i had to destroy why would they want to do that destroying evidence
is a felony why would
they want to destroy the evidence wouldn't they want more evidence well because
they were leading
it of course yeah well and that's why they're trying to block tucker releasing
the raw footage
and on tuesday and you see these videos of people opening doors allowing people
in the capital there's
a video of the q anon shaman guy with the hat with the horns he's being led
around the capital by
multiple police opening doors and led into the senate chamber yeah and he
thought he was with q
he thought they were with him and this was a coup right i had him on two days
after he's like no
the police were with me they let me in we're winning we're taking over and i
said no dude you've
been set up right i felt so sorry for him now four years in prison yeah non-violent
turns out he's
schizophrenic right he was kicked out of the navy for being schizophrenic i've
talked to his family
people that know him really nice guy non-violent yeah and they've they've now
framed a schizophrenic as
the leader of a mastermind operation can we play the clip of alex's war where
we have alex with a
bullhorn on january 6th telling people to not be violent because this by the
way will be the first
time a lot of people have seen this on a public platform because it is you
telling the protesters at
january 6th to not engage i was about to say you're sticking your neck out here
because yeah the only
place until elon musk took over twitter this was allowed nowhere right i mean
this is i mean obviously
i don't want to attack the capital i don't want to go to what is that makes it
look like idiots right
but they're trying to say i know i showed up the middle of it was like what the
hell don't go in
well i was watching it with friends at my house and i was going i i turned to a
friend of mine i said
this is absurd that there's a video of you telling people not to attack the
capital
that has never been seen to my knowledge by anybody really and this again is
you telling
people we're not antifa we don't want to burn down we don't want to breach the
capital we want
to be peaceful and make our voices heard and it it throws the whole narrative
about you
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