Name: Call OJ Daddy with Stavros Halkias | The Tim Dillon Show #342
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Call OJ Daddy with Stavros Halkias | The Tim Dillon Show #342' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-16. Transcript available.

Call OJ Daddy with Stavros Halkias | The Tim Dillon Show #342

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim dylan show we are here in new york city
with uh my personal trainer my guest a man who's changed my life who's made me
understand that you
know you can you can indulge but you just have to be accountable you have to
hold yourself
accountable we we're doing the six cheat day a week system yeah halk is core halk
is fitness
by the way like every every boomer diet always failed because every boomer diet
was like based
on this crazy premise which was the entire boomer ecosystem was all about
themselves so every diet
was literally like they're like every diet like that my mother would explain to
me she'd be like
no no no no no i can have anything i want right i just have to be accountable
yeah yeah so if i have
a chocolate cake then i just have a glass of water later that's that's that's
such fat logic too where
it's like i remember just get my go-to move on the road was like well i'll get
wings but i'm getting
a salad as well right and to me that's like equals out yeah completely equals
out yeah that's some
immigrant shit too of like yeah make you make you a fourth a six course meal uh
spaghetti to open up
lamb chops you know what i mean a soup a chowder but then we got a nice light
romaine afterwards yeah
you're good to go and you're fine yeah you'll be okay it's like such a it's uh
it's a mind out there
it's now we were talking about the writer's strike uh for before we started
which i know none of my
fans have an interest in and they tell me that right you know they're like i'm
not a theater kid
off i don't want gay hollywood machinations i don't want gay hollywood stuff i'm
just wondering
because you are a labor leader that's right what do you know what's going on i
don't you don't i have
no clue i mean come on dude we're podcasters where's hassan what's going on
give them what
they want my guess is just writers once everything became digital uh they were
just like oh this is
something we don't there's no rules so we just won't pay anyone right that's
almost certainly what
happened and you hear about with animation where they're like they're like okay
uh we're just gonna
get s you know 6 000 taiwanese 12 year olds right to render each image instead
of paying like real
animators or you know just like yeah they're just anywhere they can your ass
they will anywhere they
can take it yeah that's what and i have a i have a thing happening now and my
interest in this isn't
selfish it's for the other people nobody loves writers more than me nobody
loves a hollywood sitcom
writer nobody loves a hollywood sitcom writer they've all been said lovely
things about me on twitter
they've said very nice things about my friend joe rogan i mean nobody is closer
with the echo park
silver lake yes writers crew 100 that i am so my concern is for them i wish
some of them looked funnier
not that they're all comedy writers but in that can you bring up that wga thing
on twitter you know it
just i i didn't feel bad they're not great at the marketing angle they should
have had like andrew
schultz direct the wga like writer's guild because it's just like sad sack hipster
pieces of right
being like it's not right and you're like oh god you want you wanted a little
more levity i wanted just
you know whoopee cushion i wanted them to just make just make people care
because i got a thing now with
with a one of these writers good person and he's like you know he's gonna do it
he's gonna strike
i get it but then we're gonna be so that it's long island call me by your name
it's a long island
call me by your name everyone's obese it's very thinnest man in the cast very
fat call me well i was
talking about this the other day i was talking about the trans thing the other
day and i saw
you and theo a little bit and i'm like is it one of the issues that some of
them are like getting fat
because i think that like any minority can't be fat in the beginning right like
if gay people would
come out and then immediately just like got in league with fat activism nobody
like they accepted
hot gay men first yeah you gotta yeah theirs were not the first no they're not
the marines of being
accepted they're not the tip of the spear no you don't throw the fats out there
you got a piece of
ass you gotta you gotta it's gotta be like hot people first because they then
like straight
people start going you know i might that guy i don't know and then all of a
sudden they're like
okay maybe let's not kill that person right right but you know when right when
fats start getting
involved people start it's it becomes like now you're fighting a war on two
fronts right right right
no no you're absolutely right and i agree with you tim fat phobia one of the
biggest issues we're
facing today it is without question it is atrocious first of all planes should
only have what 20 people
i would say one seat i would say each plane should have like eight like big but
you as a big man
and myself i i call us people of size yeah but we understand that the fat
activism is a little much
it's getting a little much you know i agree with that i understand that uh
people are upset at it no
nobody should be abusing fat you shouldn't be walking around and you know abusing
them
but we can't what does that look like walking around i talk about it in my act
you know in the
80s and 90s fat women just got abused like fat women were just abused and
people would point at
them be like look at this fat right and there are people that want to go back
to that because they're
monsters right but uh we can't demand that the entire world remake themselves
for the fat people but i
would say if you had look yeah if you put the fat consumer forward on in an
airline oh i think the
fat consumer is if you put the fat consumer on the forefront yeah everyone's
having a better time
right a little extra leg room that's a good point i i i don't need long i don't
need more leg room i
need more width right you know what i'm saying on a plane seat you're telling
me that wouldn't be nice
if you're some skinny piece of to be able to really really open up those
fucking eyes that if a fat person were to design a plane yeah you would even
the thin people would
have a lot more fun a lot more fun it's a good point the airlines would lose
some money they'd lose
a lot of money bizcoff cookies would be the healthiest option bizcoff the fact
that there's
a cookie with no cream involved there's no chocolate chip they give us that
glorified wafer
and they tell us that's that's dessert well you're in first class i'm in first
class it's better it's much
better it's it's the only luxury i'll never give up i will live on the street
yeah yeah but i will
never give up the first class you get on first class you're like oh you think
this is going to
be the best flight of my life you're like oh they treat you like a human being
yes and that's it that's
what first class is it's just being treated like a human being when you were in
the back of the plane
which i was for years in a middle seat wherever i could be is there anything
worse nothing then when
you are uh on the aisle and the guy it feels like fully full fully full plane
yeah and they're like
this plane is mostly full and you're like someone's gonna sit here it's late it's
already done you're
like oh my god yeah people are they've the flight attendants are putting
everything up you're like
is this happening is this really gonna happen and then you see someone rushed
on the plane and they're
elated they made their flight last second and then the second they see they're
sitting next to you
all that joy is gone they're like i should have just missed it and i had an
aisle to myself i sat once
on a plane this is i'm not even kidding yeah with two of the fattest guys in a
row it was to the point
where and we were in by the way yeah in a row that was like you know there's
first class and then there's
like the the you know the comfort plus whatever it is we were in one of those
first rows so the people
all all looked at us as they were walking back every like an attraction at the
zoo
every single person looked at that row where it is like god damn it look it
because it never happens
we have three huge guys it was three big dudes they're like earn an extra earn
an extra cookie
if you can tell us where his thighs end and his begin yeah it was a tough it
was just one mass of
flesh not one of us looked at each other and not one of us said anything to
each other and all of our
faces were of rage oh dude because i've absolutely been there when i get a fat
guy next to me i'm like
the airline should step in what the is this the government should step i'll
turn into a marxist
right now the government should step in especially look if there was a child in
first class
they got to switch the fatty in the middle seat with that like with that trust
fund kid trust
i hate by the way i hate children should never be allowed i hate them should
never be i hate them
on their ipads yeah i hate them so much i hate the attitudes they already have
100 telling the ho
like telling the flight attendant like uh just ordering them around a way you
would be like
embarrassed oh it's horrible more apple juice yeah it's disgusting i hate when
a family's in first
class and i go oh all of you are i've my family was never in first class no no
so when i see an entire
rich family in first class i'm just despicable kids have to be you want to get
them comfort plus fine
right cannot be in first if i was a rich parent i would just throw the kids in
the back and go guys have
some fun there be independent right do some stuff you know whatever you want to
do this is your taste
of what reality is this is reality man for four hours at a time you'll get it
and never again yeah
otherwise it's like it's it's it's absolutely ridiculous um do you think bud
light suffers long
term for this or have they even stuff like everyone's going they've lost six
billion dollars i guess that's
stock yeah valuation how do we even know that yet i don't even know how we know
also didn't they i didn't
i wasn't really paying attention yeah i don't i don't give a that much right
but apparently it was
just like i thought they said they made like a trans person they're like spokes
no it was like one
thing it was like they bought an ad on a some girl's instagram yeah and
everybody blew it up like
how dare they and it's so you gotta think for if you believe in like the no
press all press is good
press yeah everyone's talking about bud light you got a lot you got retards
buying them to shoot them with ak-47s
that's and then you have gay people you know yeah doing doing body illusion
body shots with it right
now yeah you know and then you got me i'll sip a little blood light i called luis
gomez about it
because luis gomez is luis gomez the proprietor of the gas digital network i
called him and i talked
to because i always talk to him about like stuff like brands and marketing or
whatever like what
do you think's going on here and he was like ultimately he thinks it's a great
move that like when
when rogan was having his thing with spotify there were thousands of articles
that said the
word spotify and podcast in the same article right all of a sudden people now
think of spotify as the
place for podcasts where they never did before yeah even though there was
controversy there was this huge
so i'm wondering now if people are just you know if long term it's better what
if they go not maybe
maybe just maybe next is like oj like keep going that would be sick keep doing
very controversial which
i really should be a pitch man yeah what's he doing he's one of the most well-adjusted
people i've seen
i mean to be honest i mean it's crazy yeah he's one of the most like if you see
him on twitter like
of course he makes good points he's always like happy smile on his face relaxed
and because i think he
did what he he wanted to do like yeah he was like how many people could kill
someone who's bothering them
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