Name: Suburban Villain | The Tim Dillon Show #357
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Suburban Villain | The Tim Dillon Show #357' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-16. Transcript available.

Suburban Villain | The Tim Dillon Show #357

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim dylan show uh what are why is everybody
mad that obama
came out so why is that why is it a big deal that he came out i think it's uh
right the little twink
from stranger things came out and then they're uh honoring him we'll get to
that later and but but
i'm i'm happy that everyone comes out why are people mad that the president of
the united states
uh came out of the closet what's the big deal you don't know everything about
these people and it's
kind of nice to learn things about them as you go i mean i think that's kind of
cool to like
you know you don't know everything about all these relationships they're you
know they're mysterious
and barack obama wrote to an ex in a letter i make love to men daily but in the
imagination
yeah i mean is that such a big deal that he's having gay sex fantasies in his
imagination
and yet none in real life ever even if you're the president you can't arrange a
tryst with a guy
that you might then later drown um what's wrong with it what's the big uh deal
the more than 40 year
old letter to an ex-girlfriend recently resurfaced after obama biographer david
garrow gave a long
and winding interview on the one time commander in chief in regard to
homosexuality i must say that i
believe this is an attempt to remove oneself from the present a refusal perhaps
to perpetuate the endless
farce of earthly life you see i make love to men daily but in the imagination
obama 21 wrote
to alex mcnear in november of 1982
that's when he was barry he further wrote my mind is androgynous to a great
extent
and i hope to make it more so until i can think in terms of people not women as
opposed to men
but in returning to the body this is what if you want to have fun you
drive through a del taco and when they say are you ready you just read this
letter and you go
i see that i have been made a man and physically in life i choose to accept
that contingency
he added mcnear who dated obama during his year at occidental college in la
later later redacted the salacious paragraphs which the pulitzer prize-winning
historian garrow
hunted down and included in his tome rising star well i don't know i don't know
what any of that
it's a guy who's trying to impress a girl by telling her he's uh he's uh he's
trying to be uh conceptual
and he's talking about the masculine and the feminine and he's also saying that
he has sex with men or makes love to them
in his imagination i don't know uh if if that is uh coming out of the closet it's
not not coming out of the closet
right it's it's something there i don't think he's addressed it i don't think
he said anything about it
the it just the text stands as is we support him we support him and that's
really what it comes down to
i have nothing but good things to say um about his decision uh which isn't his
decision but his
biographer's decision to include this uh lovely note about his predilection for
having homosexual fantasies
which a lot of people probably have but that's a thing you don't know like for
example bill clinton
cheated on his wife you know remember he cheated bill clinton on his wife and i
mean she was a beautiful
lovely woman why but he cheated on her um president george hw bush like
president bush's wife laura bush
killed someone with her car but we don't we don't we don't know much about that
we barely talk about it
because it's not that big of a deal you know george uh w bush wasn't really
like uh the bush family did a
great job convincing you that they were like hard scrabble texas ranchers but
they were preppy uh new
england wasps but they felt that it would be a better sell if they were hard scrabble
like w is like a
rancher he's in crawford he's clearing brush you know that was all fake and
maybe obama's gay we don't know
we don't know a lot about these people they just rule us it's not our business
all the time uh you know
they're mysterious his name was barry barry satera now he's barack obama right
isn't that his name that
was his name so you know the one guy who became the president that we knew the
much about that we knew
the most about the one guy that we knew the most about like he was in the news
for 40 years before he
became president was the game show host who said i want to have sex with my
daughter but that's the
one we knew we vetted him that was trump we vetted him we knew him he was a
wrestling heel you know he
had feuds with fat people on the view we knew him the rest of these people we
don't know them we don't
know them at all and then there we retroactively get to know them because
somehow whenever they
get into the public eye there's like 12 biographies of them that are ready to
go just ready to drop
and there's all these biographies that they all supposedly they had all this
time to write these
biographies and run for president and be a senator and they and then we get to
know these people
retroactively they reverse engineer who they are after they are already in our
consciousness
the only one we actually knew the whole time was trump for all of his faults i
mean that's
interesting but he's the only one that we kind of knew most of them like bill
clinton they just kind of
pop up it's the governor of a state that nobody thinks about no offense arkansas
but i don't think
i have any dates they're coming up so but it's true nobody thought about bill
clinton before he
became the president then he became the president and then we got to know him
he likes a little on the
side he likes a little on the side he likes a little puss that's what his deal
was he wasn't doing this
for his health sure you know he liked the idea of uh you know people getting uh
some health care
and uh keeping crime low or whatever else he did in there the welfare reform
act
but he liked pussy that's what he did um we don't know much about a barack obama
he's cool
he played basketball um he met his wife when they were both young in law school
and that's all we know about them so when we find these things out and maybe he's
really not gay
maybe he's a little bi or maybe he was just trying to sound smart in that
letter by over intellectualizing
the things he was saying i don't know i don't know but i'm not i'm not mad at
that speaking of coming
at variety uh had their power of young hollywood summit 2023 the power of young
hollywood
young people in hollywood that have power and they're powerful um the variety
and it was a lovely and the stranger things guy who i respect the noah snap
which is nice that he came out i think he said he came out because his
character was gay
and he said if i think that's what he said which is nice anyway you know
whatever all's well that ends
well but go to his instagram he keeps making this face which we have to address
and someone has to
get this clip to him because it this has to stop go to the left top left he's
being honored at variety
close up on the face what is this he's smoldering i don't know what he does
with this all the time
be a human being for a minute like he's always ready to launch into that face
all of the time and it's almost like is he getting work done he's 12 years old
but we're honoring him for his long and storied career and how hard it's been
for him
coming out in 2023 but we we you know we we just we like him we just this face
has to stop
because everything he does he launches into this
and it's i know it's like the sexy face but it's like just smile a little bit
be a you know
this other guy was interesting there was this interview of a guy named brett
gelman rock
who i don't even understand sometimes now when young people speak are speaking
and he's being interviewed on the by this guy zach singh on the variety red
carpet
and i don't know who all of these uh people are some of these people were
actors and actresses
like sydney sweeney like people that you would know and some of them were
influencers like this
guy brett gelman rocker i think that's his name brettman rock brettman rock brett
gelman is a
comedian yeah brett who's brett gelman he's that um he's a kind of like a
character actor all right
whatever we don't need that so this guy brettman rock is a filipino beauty
influencer
and he does this interview with this guy zach singh and for the life of me i
don't i can't
fully understand what is transpiring between both of them i imagine it's a uh
conversation
but it's on the red carpet it's like the craziest thing i've ever heard here it
is there it is
now listen to this now again it's just i'm trying to understand and decipher
what is being said here
your view is you you really killed it oh we ate that up girl i'm like the whole
world knows how i got circumcised now thanks to you girl that was supposed to
be a book exclusive
but it's all over zach sang's youtube channel yeah with views on and you had
the nerves to put
it on tick tock i'm like girl she wants the whole world to know so here's well
there's a longer interview
and find that on the on youtube but all the people do now when they're in when
they're actually in real
life is just talk about the the internet things that happen on tick tock and no
one can have any type
of conversation on one of these red carpets without it's almost like people are
nervous that they have
to say something that isn't related to some tick tock they swatched or some a
fucking
video that's out there they just simply cannot have any conversation uh without
uh mentioning an app
it's it's it's constantly like they're constantly mentioning an app uh
and this is so this is some more of this red carpet interview yeah it was a
full thing which again i'm
trying to decipher and and understand what is happening at one point this
person starts talking
about chickens here just hello hello hi brettman rock hi zach sang i hear you
want to uh you know you
want to be on the movie screen you want to do imax i'm telling you girl my ass
is too fat for the phone
i need the first guy goes the first guy's interview questions you want to be on
the movie screen you want
to be on the imac i mean this is like this is the interviewer and the first
question is like this guy
looks like a like an embarrassed guy who just like showed up and they threw him
out on the red carpet
with a microphone but continue this because it is a fascinating look into i i
just fully don't understand
culture at the moment i max screen to fit in honestly what do you want to do on
the screens
what do i want to do on the screens just the brettman rock shenanigans honestly
girl if i if me and
my chickens could walk across that screen actually let me just pitch my shot
right now moana i would
love to be the chicken you're right yeah oh thank you you're my favorite we you
know our our last
interview is you you really killed it oh we ate that up girl i'm like the whole
world knows how i got
circumcised now thanks to you this guy can't keep his composure that was
supposed to be a book exclusive
but it's all over zach sang's youtube channel yeah with views on and you had
the nerves to put it on
tick tock i'm like girl she wants the whole world to know you look you're fully
healed though thank
you you know don't i look like the love child of like harley quinn and the joker
yes their gay son
girl where did that come from for why tonight why is this look right why is
this the vibe girl i just
wear anything brian meller puts me in my stylist so this he said this is the
vibe and then it's the vibe
and it is the vibe yes so life is good for you life is good um back home not so
much you know with
everything going on in maui prayers to maui um yeah there's nothing better than
just the obligate yes
prayers to maui this no good girl if my chickens could get on the imax screen
prayers to maui
and then he immediately changed like there's nothing better than the immediate
reversal
where the interviewer was like no i know it's sad
it's fine my chickens are fine thankfully it's on another a different island um
in la so
no but real talk this is a real conversation tha