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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Chinese D’Amelios | The Tim Dillon Show #371' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-25. Transcript available.

The Chinese D’Amelios | The Tim Dillon Show #371

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
Here it is Thanksgiving weekend.
We are pre-recording this show quite a few days before the actual holiday.
You have many, many things to do.
We've got a real special guest coming up that'll come out on Monday.
Yeah, next week.
Next week.
And then we're taking a little holiday.
So you're going to have two episodes to binge.
And then we'll see you in December, probably.
Or late November.
However that works.
And I'm very excited about this guest.
Noah Tishby coming back on.
Why would I stop?
Why would I ever stop?
I'll never stop.
Trying to get Noah to come back on this show.
And tank it further in views.
That episode tanks so badly that I should have Hezbollah on every day for a
week.
Because that thing ate it.
What are you going to do?
Timothee Chalamet, what's going on over here in Japan?
Or I think he's promoting the Wonka film.
I just don't love this.
Let's just take a look at this here.
I don't.
I mean, is that?
Are they in the film?
No.
So they're just making, it feels like those children have been, they've had to
do that and food has been withheld from them until they did it just like that.
Like, I feel like, I don't, even he seems like, he's like, oh, whoa, what's,
what's going on?
Wow.
One more time here.
It's just uncomfortable.
Are they children or are they like, do they have a disease where they're like
30?
Like the Dobby girl.
Like, uh, uh, uh, I am, I will never, I am a huge fan right now of, uh, is it Zao
Zao and Wu Long?
Get up, Zao Zao and Wu Long.
Zao Zao is a 36-year-old, yeah, this one, go to the third one down there, this
is a good one.
Uh, she is from a province in China and she's big on Chinese TikTok and her
friend Wu Long is kind of a hunchback and Zao Zao has her own issues.
But, um, and this transgender presenter in China, China seems kind of fun.
Like, I know that we're all supposed to be afraid of China, but if this is what's
going on in China, count me in.
They've got this transgender presenter who's very polished and put together, uh,
who looks very good.
She's like going the full, you know, she's really, she's going the full, you
know, whatever it is, you know, doing it, uh, I don't want to say right, but
doing it well.
It's nice, you know, I'm going to get in trouble for saying this and I, and
people are going to get angry with me and I don't know, I'm just saying,
sometimes it's nice to see a transgender person really try.
Do you understand what I mean?
Because I like effort in every part of life.
Do you understand?
It's not, I'm only, I'm not simply requiring it of someone who's transitioning
or changing genders.
I want it all over the place, but I do like it when I see someone who is
transgender really commit to it and really try to the best of their own
financial ability.
Mark Norman used to have a great joke about that where he was like, people say
this one's brave.
She's just rich or whatever, you know, but I like to see somebody try, which
this host in China is doing.
And this is kind of like, I guess, a Chinese American idol in a way.
I don't know.
I don't know if that's what it is, but let's give everyone a taste of this.
If you don't know who these people are, this will be cultural prediction here.
This will be more common.
We are going to find people that are deformed because this is kind of the final
phase of society where it's really the barbarism is coming.
I, every week I try not to do this, by the way, like every week I go, I drive
here and I go, you know, I know why I'm not as big as like other people.
It's just because it's like, how much can you take of this?
Right?
Like even me, like even me sometimes, right?
And I'm like, how much can I take?
Like, I want to do other things.
Like I had a nice Friendsgiving.
I talk about that.
I can talk about entertaining.
I like, I like throwing, you know, parties and seeing people get together.
Who cares?
Right?
But I get it.
Like, like I was like today on the way here, I was like, I'm not going to do
the whole, it's all the empire is falling in a cloud.
I, I'm not going to do it.
But I really, I, sometimes I don't want to do it, but it's just, it's now what
is there.
It's so if it's, you know, there's, it's, it's hard to infer anything else from
the news is my point.
It's difficult.
I try to, to infer, we're going to go later.
Fox News literally has an article that's like, here's how you can have a
Thanksgiving without killing people that you know.
Because they're so used to the people that watch Fox News as being like, I
guess, like monsters that they literally every line is like, well, you know,
you don't, you know, don't keep a loaded gun at the table.
Like, it's such a crazy article.
But what I mean here about Zhao Zhao and Wu Long, and I think why they're an
important, you know, I know that, I mean, even as I say this, it seems insane.
But what's important about Zhao Zhao and Wu Long is that, I believe what's
coming is a real fascination with deformed people, kind of freaks.
It's going back to the 1920s as it was in the beginning, as it shall be in the
end.
I believe we are going back to the kind of tent era depression, tent era carnival
sideshow circus.
This is what I believe, this is kind of the final form of a lot of the trends
that we've seen on the internet.
These people are probably being abused, they're being used, but they're getting
their fame.
And, you know, people are going to say this is a good thing.
You know, people, people debate this.
They go, these are, these people are being abused.
And then other people go, no, they're not, they love it.
And no one knows what's going on, because no one lives in this crazy province
of China.
But I think her family's probably like, we're making a little bit of money here.
People like to, she's an oddity.
She's an oddity.
And this was the thinking behind the freak show, right?
This person is an oddity, but why not pay money to see them?
Because, so this is what a lot of TikTok has become.
We are putting humans on display and human oddities.
And we are marveling at them.
We're gawking.
And the latest manifestation of this is Zhao Zhao and Wulang,
who, by the way, I feel an affection for both of them.
And I enjoy what they're doing.
Zhao Zhao is a, it kicks and hits because she's often angry at others,
which I often feel very enraged.
And I feel kind of envious of her, of her ability to kind of just kind of,
Wulang, her friend, who only, I've read about them for several hours.
And Wulang, I had a party, it's funny, you know, I had this Friendsgiving.
And I, you know, you talk, what I like about it is you don't talk to anyone for
that long.
You do your little thing with everybody.
You go over to Caitlyn Jenner.
How are you?
She's talking about patriotism.
Love it.
Go over to Barry Weiss.
What's your deal?
The Jews?
Good.
Moving on.
We go over to Tana Mongeau.
Like her?
What's going on with the pussy?
You're just quick, quick, in and out.
Bobby Lee, lovely to meet your girl.
This one, that one, that one.
You know, Santino, a bunch of people came.
But for a lot of the party, I was reading about Zhao Zhao and Wulang
because I was, I'm transfixed.
And they said this all started because Zhao Zhao,
they were doing some type of benefit for Zhao Zhao.
They brought her out.
She sang a song or people liked it.
Supposedly, Wulang only spoke one word before she started doing social media.
These are the Chinese D'Amelios.
You know how we have Charlie D'Amelio and Dixie D'Amelio?
This is what they have.
And I take these two over the D'Amelios any day of the week.
Without further ado, if you don't know them, you will.
They're going to be household names.
Is this show part of the problem or part of the solution?
I don't know.
I don't know if there's a real difference.
Zhao Zhao and Wulang.
Now if that's what Wonka was, I'd watch it.
Find them, support them on other channels.
Wulang doesn't sing often.
She's chill, but she does sing sometimes, you know.
This is what's happening.
This is where life is going.
Fox News just ran an article.
Fox News likes to run articles occasionally where they're basically like,
listen, occasionally you're going to go into the world and, you know,
a friend of mine lives down in Florida, just opened a QAnon store.
This is true.
She opened a QAnon boutique in like a, in a old motel.
In Florida, they just let you transact business, which I like.
So they have these old motels.
And we'll talk about the commercial real estate crash in a little bit too.
But she opened this kind of, it's just a QAnon store.
It just looks like a hoarder's house.
She's got like games from the 90s that kids can buy in like fun Trump sweatshirts.
It's just a QAnon boutique in Florida for people that are older,
that are in the area and want to go to the QAnon store, you know.
And so what Fox News has to do every now and then is run an article where they're
basically like,
hey, you're going to have relatives that don't shop at your QAnon store
and you're going to have to eat turkey with them.
How do you do it?
How do you do it if someone, it's very funny because the whole premise of the
whole thing is like,
someone's coming to your house.
They don't agree with you.
How can you do it?
How to handle combative relatives during the holidays.
Welcome to attend with conditions.
And this is on the Fox News website because Fox News, by the way,
for years has been promoting all manner of crazy things like a lot of news
organizations do.
MSNBC, any of them, their job, if you watch the primetime lineup, is not to
inform you.
The job is to wind you up and send you out into the world like a whirling dervish
where you are just anywhere you can go spread the gospel.
But now they're right.
Every now and then they'll throw out an article where they're like, hey, it's
Thanksgiving.
So, okay, there might be people that show up at your house that do not, they're
not, they don't get it like you get it.
They're not in the program like you're in the program.
They don't know about the underground tunnels.
You do.
So, you're going to have to just make a choice.
You're going to have to ban them from speaking or you're going to have to set
boundaries because it's your house.
And you get to decide what's real and what's not in your house.
This is your reality.
They're stepping into your reality.
So, whatever you've decided is the truth, they got to subscribe to that.
Quote, if you're worried about the possibility of fights or quarrels or over
any number of topics during the holiday season,
mental health experts, which, by the way, what a great term and God only knows.
Mental health experts shared strategies and insights for how to diffuse
arguments and how to speak to relatives about your concerns.
Don't buy into the belief that you have a perfect family or that the holiday
will be perfect, said Jonathan Alpert,
a psychotherapist and executive performance coach.
Right, right, right, always, right?
Right?
Go back up.
Executive performance coach.
It's always something else when these experts weigh in.
It's never, like, just some type of doctor.
It's, like, doctor and con artist.
Like, psychotherapist and con artist.
And, you know, Primerica executive.
It's a psychotherapist and sells Mary Kay cosmetics.
This person has practiced in Manhattan and Washington, D.C.
And author of the book, Be Fearless, Change Your Life in 28 Days, which, you
know,
I'm sure has a lot of valuable information on being fearless and changing your
life in 28 days, if you want to.
By adjusting your expectations, you're less likely to be disappointed and
stressed should something not go according to plan.
And you'll be able to take the pressure off yourself.
If you know in advance there's bad blood between relatives, what can you do?
Talk to people ahead of time.
Hold a conversation with them separately about your expectations of their
behavior, said Amy Morin, a psychotherapist and author of 13 Things Mentally
Strong People Don't Do.
So, Fox just tell