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Illuminati of Diversity | The Tim Dillon Show #377

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
I'm very happy that Matthew Perry finally getting exposed
as an abuser of people, of women,
because I don't want to see him in any more projects.
I'm done.
The Daily Mail ran an expose the other day on Matthew Perry.
You're canceled, buddy.
You're done.
I don't want to see Matthew Perry in anything.
And they finally had the guts to run an expose on Matthew Perry.
They were like, hey, you've gotten away with it for too long.
He was very cruel.
Matthew Perry assaulted women, including his ex-fiance.
Friends actor hurled a table at Molly Hurwitz
after she confronted him about cheating.
And threw his live-in sober companion against a wall.
Well, fuck that shit.
I don't want to see him in anything.
That's, I'm telling you, I will not,
if I see Matthew Perry in anything,
Netflix, HBO, Apple, Amazon,
after this article came out,
which is dated January 10th, 2024,
after this article about Matthew Perry,
I do not want to see him in anything else.
I will not watch it.
I cannot separate the art from the artist anymore.
So I think he better stay in his house.
And it probably is a hot tub.
And he should stay there.
Just stay in your hot tub, sir.
You're not allowed in front of my eyes anymore.
I love this, by the way, I love going,
there's something so great about going after the dead.
There's so, really, this guy's a junkie
who the last few years of his life were terrible.
And he died.
And absolutely no one revered this man.
Everyone, when he died, was like,
yeah, he had a rough go of it.
The best thing that was said about this guy
was Lisa Kudrow going,
I might adopt his dog.
That was the best, that was the closest anyone got
to sing anything nice about it.
I didn't see really anything nice being said.
He was a junkie.
He had a rough go of it.
And he died.
And then the Daily Mail had to go and dig.
They had to go and dig.
Can you imagine being the writer of that piece
who had to call up everybody and go,
hi, I'm writing an article about Matthew Perry.
You want to go on record?
I'm writing an article about Matthew Perry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the one they just put in the ground.
I want to expose him.
I'm happy that the Clintons are on vacation.
I'm always happy that people,
people that need to get away.
I'm always happy when people get,
when my friends call me and they go,
I'm on vacation, I'm happy for them.
I go, good, good.
People work so fucking hard.
If you have the time, get away.
If you have the time.
If you have the money, if you can do it, get away.
Get away.
Get out of there.
Bill Clinton went down to Mexico.
He went to a luxury resort.
The governor of California, also another hard worker.
What is the deficit?
$68 billion.
We're in $68 billion in the hole.
Stressful.
So the president of the, the ex-president of the United States,
Bill Clinton, and Gavin Newsom went down to Mexico to hang out.
They went to a cool resort.
And this was like, you know,
because the president had a rough week with the Epstein docs coming out.
And, you know, Bill Clinton's old now.
He's been, he's been like a vegan for a while.
He's not, I don't know how good his heart's doing.
He's not out there fucking the way he used to be.
He's not on the prowl.
This was a man who was on the prowl for the majority of his life.
It was what pushed him forward.
He became a governor and president because he wanted to fuck.
And he can't do it.
And all of this information has just come out.
And he's at the end of his life.
How old is this guy?
Clinton has got to be.
He's old, this guy.
He does not look great.
He does not look great.
Hillary is up there.
They're old.
I remember when they were like young and he's 77, Clinton.
Hillary is 76.
George W. Bush, 77.
I grew up with these people.
I grew up with this gang.
President Clinton, you know, you know, he had some, you know,
he took a couple of L's last week.
But he looks, he looks happy.
There's one thing about it, you know, people that are in the closet when they're
out of the closet are happier usually.
People that are, you know, or have a secret are a lot happier when the secret
is out.
There's kind of a weight that has lifted off them.
And they just go, yeah, it is what it is, you know.
And I think the Epstein docs for him were kind of like, so what?
Now it's out.
Now it's out.
Do your worst.
I'm 77 years old.
Do your worst.
So what?
I went to a pedophile island, you know, and I, and I, and I palled around with
a guy who trafficked young girls.
And I probably had sex with many, many of them.
And maybe some of them got killed.
But on the flip side, I reformed welfare.
I did that.
Remember the jobs?
Remember the jobs?
They were good.
You know?
So it's, I mean, he's basically like, it's a mixed bag.
And Gavin Newsom, right after the ex-president is, you know, implicated in all
this Epstein shit, Gavin Newsom decides, let's go.
Because Gavin Newsom likes fun.
He likes fun.
It's a quick private jet ride down to Mexico.
He's, him and his wife, Jennifer Sybil Newsom, who, by the way, testified in
the Harvey Weinstein trial.
Remember that?
Yeah.
And what, and didn't she describe his penis?
Right?
Yeah, yeah, she did.
So the, the Gavin Newsom's wife, the first lady of California, who, who
testified in the Harvey Weinstein trial and described Harvey Weinstein's penis
is now palling
around with Bill Clinton, who was on a human trafficker's jet 27 times and is
mentioned 50 times in the deposition.
So this is, here's what I mean by that.
If you can't read between the lines there, Newsom and his wife, like, they don't,
they're completely comfortable with sex offenders and, and people that have
committed, like, egregious sexual crime.
They have no problem.
There's no, there's no, they're not, like, uncomfortable.
I guarantee you, they're not uncomfortable.
Newsom's wife is not uncomfortable.
She is having a ball.
They're drinking.
They're telling them how to be them.
The Clintons are telling them, here's how to be us.
Here's how you got to do it.
Today's day and age.
I would love to be a mortar and pestle of guacamole sitting at the table,
listening to this crime family, give the last bit of wisdom.
This is all they have left.
They just, at this age, the only thing they have left, they can't come anymore.
They, they can't, they don't have that much power, right?
They're, they're just bags of dust.
The only thing they have left is to talk.
The only thing they've got is stories and they want people to listen to them.
This is everybody at that age.
Once you get up into the octogenarian years when you're in your eighties, you
don't have anything left except to tell people tales because you know you're
about to bite it.
And the only thing you have left is to tell those who are coming after you the
things you've learned on your journey.
And Bill and Hillary Clinton, this is a kind of a, this is a big vacation
historically.
And people don't realize this.
People, because the New York Post is reporting it and the New York Post is
something that, you know, most people don't respect and nor should they.
Even though I have friends there and, but the New York Post, and it's kind of a
salacious tabloid story, right?
They're like, look at Gavin Newsom hanging out with the human trafficker, you
know?
And sure, to that end, sure, report it.
But this is the standard bearers of the Democratic Party, which is the Clintons,
are telling Gavin Newsom and his wife how to become the new power couple.
Because the Obamas can't, the Republican Party's in utter disarray, meaning
that there's infighting in the Democratic Party as well.
But both political parties are fucked.
The Republican Party, you have the Wall Street types, they want like Nikki Haley.
You want, you have like, you know, the MAGA people for Trump.
You know, I don't know.
I don't know who wants Vivek, but I guess people that are, people on Reddit
maybe.
But this is, the Clintons telling the Newsoms, you know, and what a great
dinner.
Because, you know, there's some, Bill's really just saying, listen, I let it
get away from me.
This is, he's, you know, there's a beach walk with him and Gavin.
There's a beach walk with him and Gavin, right?
Because they're kind of a similar guy.
Gavin's like a fuck boy.
You know what I mean?
He was married to that chick who's now dating Trump Jr.
Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom.
Yeah.
So, Gavin's like kind of a pretty boy.
He, Bill, they speak the same language.
Hillary does not speak the language of Harvey Weinstein's testifier, testifying
about the penis woman.
Hillary doesn't speak her language.
Because she's like a real wife.
Hillary was never a real wife.
Hillary's like a fucking, you know.
Hillary's a, is a, is a problem.
And she wants her own thing.
And this bitch, you know, so when her, when her and Hillary have to talk,
Hillary's not really excited by that.
She probably is.
But Bill definitely does a beach walk with Gavin where he goes, hey, it got
away from me.
And just, you know, just, you know, you got to be careful out there because
they, you know, it's not like it used to be.
This is a different world now.
Can you imagine just Bill Clinton, you know, at the end of it being like, hey,
I mean, listen.
And you know, like he definitely says to Gavin, like he goes, they're trying to
say that I was like doing stuff on Epstein's Island.
And you, Gavin's got to like, looks at him strangely.
And Clinton's like, can you believe that?
Like they're trying to tie me into that.
And Gavin's like, I need these, Clinton's like these QAnon types.
They're trying to tie me in to this Epstein stuff.
I mean, that's how perverted these people are.
It's how sick they are.
And Gavin's kind of like, like going like, like, yeah, Gavin's face kind of
like, yeah, no, it's, these people, man, they'll just, I mean, they don't care
about the truth at all.
Bill's like, right.
I mean, it's, it's insane.
What they're doing.
And they're having a little beach walk.
And Bill's, Bill's a really smart guy.
So Bill, Bill's not out there.
Like people think that Bill's probably like, and then I'll fuck this one and
that one.
And then we drown one of them.
Like he's not, they're not doing that.
He's like setting it up.
So he's telling Gavin, like, they're lying about me.
They're going to lie about you.
This is what they do.
They lie.
And you have to get one step ahead of their lives.
That's where the fun comes in.
That's where the fun comes in.
Because Bill's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got to get, you got to go one step ahead of their lives because they're
going to, they're going to make up a bunch of shit about you.
They made up a lot of stuff about me and Hillary.
They never stop.
Because the Clintons are boomers.
So they're the victims.
The Clintons are there only to complain to Gavin and his wife about how badly
they've been treated.
Now, by the way, much like boomers, they haven't been treated barely.
They should have both, for what they've done, been hung.
But nobody's done that to them.
They're not in jail.
Any other people that, you know, did the things they did would probably be in
jail.
They've actually been treated pretty fucking well, like most boomers.
But the Clintons are, at the very heart and soul of them, aggrieved boomers who
are telling Gavin Newsom and his wife, who described Harvey Weinstein's egg
penis.
I can't stop saying that because it's funny.
Or I forget.
It's not an egg, but it's got gangrene, his gangrene penis.
And they're just complaining.
The whole trip is there's some laughing and there's some, you know, keeping it
light.
But the whole trip is just the Clintons complaining about how, you know, how
bad.
And Hillary's like, and they went at me.
They never stopped.
From the minute I raised my head, I became the symbol of everything that they
hated about women and about femininity.
And, you know, Gavin and the wife are sitting there and they're having some tequila
and drinking a Don Julio Blanco.
And they're like, yeah, yeah, no, it's, we saw it.
You guys were jus