Name: Tim Dillon Calls Out The New York Times Coverage On The Israeli Gaza War
Uploaded: 2024-01-26T23:00:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Dillon Calls Out The New York Times Coverage On The Israeli Gaza War' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Dillon Calls Out The New York Times Coverage On The Israeli Gaza War' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-26. Transcript available.

I love me some Israel and some Palestine,
and I'm the only one that has the balls to say it.
I'm the only one who has the balls to say it.
I want everyone to thrive and prosper.
Okay?
The New York Times has this article.
They come out with this article.
We all know the bombing campaign in Gaza has been insane.
And in the front page of the New York Times,
we have scope and quality of Gaza tunnels, all Israelis.
A network as large as 450 miles that has over 5,000 shafts.
Now, okay, okay, that's a piece of news.
And we get that Hamas has tunnels,
but the tremendous bombing campaign,
the insane loss of life and dislocation of peoples
and things like that.
And now that this is written,
you gotta, folks, you gotta, I mean,
just for a little, I get it,
but have a little, just have one Gentile write the thing.
Because here's who's written this article, by the way.
By the way, everybody's protesting.
I can barely get to my show in D.C.
Because of these protests.
They're in New York.
They're everywhere.
They're in L.A.
They're in every major city.
Massive protests.
Biden's poll numbers are crashing.
They're calling him Genocide Joe.
It's a nightmare for the Democratic Party,
especially among young people.
Scope and quality of Gaza tunnels awe Israelis.
Now, what's funny about this headline is that
the scope of the bombing is awing many people, too.
Right?
Around the world.
That's also awing people.
This article is written by Adam Goldman,
Ronan Bergman,
and Gal Koppelwitz.
It's like,
and then Patrick Kingsley.
We throw in the Gentile.
Guys, I mean,
I understand,
but just in the idea of objectivity,
throw in a Billy O'Brien.
Throw in Tommy Iannucci in there.
This article about the Hamas tunnels
was written by Tommy Iannucci and Billy O'Brien.
Instead of,
this is almost like in Windy City Heat,
Saul Steinbergowitz,
the character of the agent
whose name is Saul Steinbergowitz.
In Windy City Heat,
he goes,
God, I got really ****ed.
Saul Steinbergowitz fucked me.
This is kind of the vibe of that.
A little bit.
I'm just saying,
throw in something a little different.
Throw in Tommy Perez.
Perez Lopez.
Something.
Something.
A little different.
They're going to halt
construction permits
in Beverly Hills.
They're going to halt them
until there's more affordable housing.
Who's the mayor of Beverly Hills?
This is the mayor of Beverly Hills.
She's dressed like money.
She's dressed like,
she looks like a $100 bill.
This is what she should do.
She should get out,
grab the mic,
and go,
listen to me.
I'm Lily,
Lily Boss,
the mayor of Beverly Hills.
Every night,
I look at my husband
and tell him to get off his phone.
And I tell him,
when I look deeply into his eyes,
I say,
husband,
Farhad,
whatever his name is,
I say,
listen to me.
I want more low-income residents
in Beverly Hills,
but it has to be done perfectly.
And every night we discuss it,
because he's a property developer.
And every night we discuss
how to do it,
how we can do it properly.
For example,
here's a thought.
Here's a thought.
Look at what Hamas
has done
with tunnels.
450 miles of tunnels,
I think the New York Times said.
Are you telling me
we cannot build
low-income housing
in tunnels
under Beverly Hills
like Hamas did?
Can we not do that?
Some people
that are friends with Hamas
live in Beverly Hills
in very big homes.
Can we ask those people
how it's done?
Is it impossible
that we can't build
underground tunnels
for low-income people
that also have skylights
where they can see?
Is that a bad idea?
No.
No, it's not.
It's one of my many good ideas.
And that's what Lily should say.
Lily should say
I should say
that in tragedy
there is opportunity.
In researching
the Hamas terror network
after the tragic events
of October 7th,
me and my husband
were stunned
at the intricacy
of the tunnel system.
We believe
that we can accomplish
something like that
in Beverly Hills.
A fully functioning
subterranean city
for low-income residents
that has all the things
that they need.
Check cashing places.
places where they fry food.
Tattoos
that you can go get
with your children.
All in a tunnel network,
an intricate tunnel network
dug underneath Beverly Hills.
It's not a bad idea.
Not a bad idea.