Name: Tim Explains Why Texas Rangers Are Lassoing Migrants At The Border
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Explains Why Texas Rangers Are Lassoing Migrants At The Border' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Explains Why Texas Rangers Are Lassoing Migrants At The Border' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-01. Transcript available.

They rope Mexicans down there with a horse and a f***ing whip.
That's what they do.
That's why they're a state.
They're not a state because Elon Musk moved Tesla to Texas.
They're not a state because my good friend Joe Rogan has a comedy club there.
They are a state because when things get going,
they send out people on horseback to whip the Mexicans.
And some of them are Mexican.
There are more Latinos in Texas than there are whites.
There's a lot of Latino Mexican cowboys wrangling other types of Latinos,
Mexicans and Central Americans.
And that is not my business, nor should it be yours.
It seems like it's a cultural thing.
That isn't, you know, it looks, it looks on the outside.
It doesn't look great.
The optics are bad because no one respects the Western way of life anymore.
You understand?
Like no one respects the, you know what I mean?
The shoe leather kind of just, you know, like getting the boots on, getting on
the horse.
People don't rope and ride the way they used to.
People don't.
But these are people that are enforcing the law in the way it has been enforced
forever.
Whipping and wrangling.
And this is what's going on in Texas.
You have people out there because the people are coming in illegally and they're
breaking a law.
Listen, whether you like it or not, that's what's happening.
And then the sheriffs in Texas or the border patrol.
I don't know who these people are.
I don't know who it is.
Walker, Texas Ranger.
I don't know.
But they're, they're Rangers.
These are real live Texas law enforcement and they're on horseback and they're,
and they're doing what they do.
And it looks terrible to people that are living, like people in New York City,
they read the New York Times.
They open it and they go, I, so Mike, do you see what they're doing in Texas?
They're whipping the Mexicans in Texas that are coming over the border.
But this is just the way that they, they, number one, they operate on horseback.
They do.
Now, the thing that they're using that, what is it?
What is it?
What are they doing there with that?
It's a whip, isn't it?
But is it?
Isn't it?
Doesn't it serve another purpose as well?
I heard this is what they're saying.
Right.
Now get some of these photos up because it doesn't look great.
I think they're lassoing the migrant.
I don't think they're whipping them.
They're doing a lasso, which is not easy.
That is a difficult thing to do.
They're on horseback.
Now, remember, the migrants are not just waiting to be lassoed.
They're running, they're running around and you are on horseback with the lasso.
And it's got to be big because much like a cartoon, you are lassoing lots of
people.
It's not just one person.
Occasionally, you'd lasso one person.
Or there's maybe a little baby goes, you're a little lasso.
Get him.
You know, a little toddler runs away from the group.
You go, boom, and that's easier.
But if you're going to do a big lasso, you know, it's like, it's not easy.
It's not easy.
It's difficult.
And this is their culture.
What is this?
The Rio Grande?
The people coming out of the Rio Grande?
Yes.
And these are, they were using the reins.
The reins of the horse.
Yes.
As they were, they're loosening them out and then, I guess.
And then whipping the migrant.
That's what it looked like.
Yeah.
But they're saying that they weren't whipping the migrant.
But listen.
How else?
And I'm not saying that we should whip people.
But there's got to be some enforcement of the border.
And it is Texas.
You get what I mean?
Yeah.
I don't know what they can do.
They're on a horse.
They could pull out a gun and shoot the people.
No one would like that.
No one's going to be happy with that.
YouTube's not even happy I just said it.
I guarantee you they're not even happy with that.
These freaks in Venice aren't even happy with that, that I said it.
But I'm not.
But what would they do?
They're on a horse.
What are they going to do?
If the people are coming, now there's people that go,
you must welcome, like, the humane thing to do.
And there's an argument about, it's a humane thing to do,
would say, welcome here.
You are, this is your new home.
Now, the problem with that is that they don't have the resources to do that,
all of these states.
They don't.
And the federal government has made a mess of providing resources for these
people when
they come here.
In New York City, they're sitting on the street.
The mayor of New York's like, we don't have the room, the space, the money.
We don't have the resources.
So I know everybody wants to say that, like, these, yeah, dozens of migrants
are sleeping
at Logan Airport in Boston.
There, there isn't, there aren't resources to deal with this crisis right now.
And, obviously, these are human beings.
This is, you know, this is a, this is a human tragedy.
They're not like political pawns.
We obviously are funny about the whole situation.
That's what we do, but they are human beings.
But, that being said, there has to be some process by which people come into
this country.
This is the reason Trump won his first election.
This is the reason he might win his second election.