Name: Boomers Are Giddy About The American Experiment Failing
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Boomers Are Giddy About The American Experiment Failing' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Boomers Are Giddy About The American Experiment Failing' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-05. Transcript available.

Boomers are going to retire.
This is real.
The boomers are going to retire.
Now, they don't want to.
They don't want to.
And we have some articles we'll talk about later in the show
where the boomers actually don't want the world to continue.
A friend of mine sent me this border thing.
This is so hilarious.
Over Instagram.
And was basically like, what?
And she sent me this article like, are we going to have a civil war?
And she goes, what an exciting time to be alive.
They are giddy at the prospect of the entire American experiment failing
and the civilization going dark.
Boomers are ebullient at that.
They are sitting around pubs and casual restaurants
and they're sitting at country clubs
and they are actually very excited about the prospect of civilization crumbling
because they are at the end of their life.
The boomers never wanted their children to have better lives than they did,
ever.
The boomers were threatened by their children.
The boomers viewed their children as obstacles to their own success and
fulfillment.
This is all in the book coming out.
I know you don't think it's coming out.
I don't care what you think.
It's coming out.
It'll be there in the summer.
You read it on a beach.
But this is all true.
And the more I observe these boomers, which I have for my entire life,
and I'm really keying in on it now,
what I'm noticing is that they're kind of a death cult.
The boomers are a death cult in the way that radical Islam is a death cult.
Radical Islam doesn't really have an interest in anybody existing
that isn't a devotee of what they think and what they believe.
Boomers are the exact same way.
They are ready to usher in the apocalypse,
and they're doing it gleefully.
They're holding on to all the houses and all the money.
You know, we have an article here, 80% of the stock market,
80% of the stock market is owned by elderly people, boomers.
They can sell it and trigger a downturn.
Here we go.
Your grandma is a downside risk to the stock market.
How more old people owning equities could exacerbate a downturn?
The boomers are holding the American economy hostage.
They're holding it hostage,
and they can at any time flood the market
by selling all their stock, taking all the cash.
Now, many people go,
well, they're going to take it from medical emergencies,
and they're going to take the cash,
and whatever they're going to do with it, okay,
they're going to, like, fund some nightmarish thing.
It's like pinky in the brain with these people.
Like, they're going to take the cash out of the stock market
so they can build a laser to zap the world.
The way that they are going on now,
refusing to sell these McMansions,
they will not downsize,
they will not give up their jobs,
Biden will not step aside,
he's 80,
he's an octogenarian,
he's elderly,
he doesn't,
he's foaming at the mouth,
he's got dementia,
and he will not step aside.
Who is that **** that just died in office?
Was it Feinstein?
They die in office now,
these senators in Congress.
One article I read,
one of the Pentagon,
by the way,
prepared a report.
This is true.
The Pentagon is prepared a report.
Now, one of the threats,
they talk about bioweapons,
they're talking about COVID,
it's on Drudge.
This is a new thing they wrote about,
how like,
you know,
here's the threat,
threats that we anticipate,
okay?
Here are the threats
that we anticipate coming.
One of the threats,
okay,
is,
this is great,
a new study by the Office
of the Secretary of Defense
provides a unique window
into the views of military planners
and how they see future forms of warfare.
So now we know COVID,
we go da-da-da-da-da,
we got COVID,
so here,
if you go up,
so I love this,
okay?
Additionally,
listen to this,
okay?
Additionally,
the authors caution
against the possibility
of government employees
replacing their natural eye lenses
with artificial ones
containing tiny cameras
connected to micro-storage devices.
The small cameras
could collect classified intelligence
and leak it
to foreign adversaries,
okay?
Now,
the reason that they're worried about this
by the way,
come up,
go up a little bit here,
they're talking about,
in another intriguing scenario,
seemingly inspired
by the decline
of Senator Dianne Feinstein,
and this time set
in a more distant future,
the report suggests
that elderly congressional leaders
desperate to retain power,
this is everything I've ever said,
this is everything I've ever said.
It's in this report
that the Pentagon
has now just come out.
The Pentagon is saying
the biggest threat
to the body politic,
to the survival of our country,
is not climate change,
it's not for all its other issues,
immigration,
it is boomers.
Boomers will not
relinquish power.
listen to this,
this is actually
really fascinating.
In another intriguing scenario,
seemingly inspired
by the decline
of Senator Dianne Feinstein,
and this time,
set in a more distant future,
and by the way,
they mean like five years from now,
The report suggests
that elderly congressional leaders
desperate to retain power
secretly install
state-of-the-art
brain-computer interface devices.
These devices,
commonly used
among wealthy senior citizens
in this scenario,
initially help the senators
regain mobility and speech
after years of clear
cognitive decline.
This, by the way,
is the wildest report
I have read in a long time.
I read these things
so you don't have to.
I sift through them.
I work hard
to take these private planes.
You don't think I do.
Many of you don't think I do.