Name: Tim Dillon Explains What An ABDL Spa Is #380
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Dillon Explains What An ABDL Spa Is #380' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-12. Transcript available.

An ABDL, an ABDL is an adult baby diaper lover.
Adult baby diaper lover.
It's a diverse community with various individuals
and their unique wants and needs, the owner said.
A new spa catering to diaper-wearing adults
who want to role-play as young children,
and what could go wrong,
has opened in a small town in New Hampshire,
alarming some local rent.
Now, by the way, how cheap is it to just open?
Maybe that's where I should open a rent.
I mean, this **** can just open a diaper.
Colony, the diaper spa in Atkinson, New Hampshire
says it is an age-play-friendly adult diaper spa.
I love the idea of this being someone's dream.
You know, like she's like, well, one day,
I always wanted to hang out my own shingle.
Working for yourself is the American dream.
And I believed when I grew up, if I worked hard enough
and I saved enough money and I believed in myself,
I could open up a place where adults,
who want to wear diapers and pretend to be children,
could get off.
Because it is sexual.
This is clearly, she's like, it's a,
I'll tell you my favorite line in this whole article
that's coming up.
The spa is a safe, judgment-free zone.
Well, number one, of course.
Wait a minute, really?
The diaper spa is judgment-free?
Yeah.
I like how she just has to reiterate that.
She's like, don't worry, this ain't no country club.
We're not looking down on anybody here.
We're all in diapers.
It's a judgment-free zone.
By the way, that's how **** everybody's gotten
about everything that she has to specify that.
This isn't one of those upscale diaper spas.
We're going to have a real laissez-faire attitude,
a safe and judgment-free zone for visitors
to pamper themselves with snacks,
playtime, storytime, nap time.
You take the migrants and you put them in the diaper spa.
They have to watch adults in diapers in New Hampshire
pretend to be babies.
You do this.
You publicize it.
I'm telling you right now, they will just go to Europe.
Just let them go to Paris.
We have, in our country, and this is the great thing,
we have the means to solve the migrant crisis.
We have it.
Bring the people in and give them jobs.
Make them go to Topeka, Kansas.
Send them to a little town in New Hampshire
to cradle and rock a 45-year-old pervert in a diaper.
Do it.
And they want to do playtime, storytime, nap time,
cuddle time, changing time, changing time.
Let the migrants...
Please, God, please.
Let the migrants have to change a 37-year-old adult.
Let...
Make the migrants change the diapers of these people.
And then, if the migrants stay then,
then they are citizens.
Oh, say, can you see?
If the migrants will change the diaper
of our very, very, very, very sick people
that live here in New Hampshire,
if the migrants are willing to change the diapers
of these very healthy but very unhealthy people,
they should get to stay.
I can't...
I just can't...
I just want to see the looks
on these people's faces
from El Salvador,
wherever they're coming,
North Africa, Libya,
the Middle East,
and when they come in,
they're in a diaper spot.
And they're wiping the ass
of a man who looks exactly like me,
and I just look at them,
and I would go,
welcome.
Welcome in.
Welcome in.
Services advertised include,
adult baby diaper lover,
nursery spa care at $300 an hour,
virtual play dates at $200 an hour,
and an all-day premier spa experience
for the little one inside of you
for $1,500.
$1,500?
In the summer,
you can play with your water wings
and floaties poolside,
picnic under a tree with your teddy bear,
play marbles on the patio,
or swing on the front porch,
swinging and serve tea
to your dollies on the porch
in the winter.
We can make snow angels,
build snowmen,
drink hot cocoa
from beneath clouds
of whipped cream and sprinkles,
and decorate gingerbread men
or sugar cookies.
The spa's website advertises.
Can you imagine
that some residents
are unhappy about this?
Some residents
are not that happy.
This is a little town.
It has a population
of about 7,000 people.
Mother of three,
Kayla Gallagher,
told the Eagle Tribune
that she is concerned
because the spa
is close to a children's park
and fears that it caters
to clients with a sexual fetish.
What do you mean, Kayla?
Local resident Mike Vigliotta
was against the spa
for similar reasons.
Can you imagine
telling Mike Vigliotta
about this?
What's going on over there?
They're adults
in diapers.
They're running around
in diapers over there.
They're shitting
in these diapers.
These sick f***ing.
You got to see
where I'm living.
I'm living in this place.
They got a diaper.
It's a spa,
but it's for adults
who wear these diapers.
And they shitting them.
I kid you not.
Vinny,
I'm telling you,
from my aunt to God,
there are people in here
that are shitting in diapers.
And people are cleaning up.
These sick f***ing go in there.
Vinny,
they pay $300 an hour for this.
They put on a diaper.
They sing them nursery rhymes.
One of the most common misconceptions
about adult baby diaper lover
is the association
with pedophiles,
perverts,
and sex offenders,
she told Fox News.
This is not true.
And this is my favorite line
I have read
in any article so far.
She goes,
and I have never encountered
anyone of that nature
in my work.
Really?
Not one?
Not one pervert ever.
Whilst in a diaper
being rocked to sleep
in your spa,
you've never encountered
one pervert,
not even one guy.
Not even one guy
in a diaper
you thought was sus.
Not even one.
Murphy.
It seems like
you might be lying.
I've never even encountered that.
Not in my work or research.
But this is a great point.
I mean,
it's like,
let's,
this should be,
number one,
don't shut this down.
Make this bigger.
Make this bigger
because we got a lot of migrants
that need work.
So do not shut this down.
You need,
this needs to be,
this needs to be
the size of like
a football stadium.
There'll be enough people
to fill it.
Don't worry about it.