Name: The Mr. Belvedere Blueprint For The Migrant Crisis #382
Uploaded: 2024-03-04T23:00:36.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Mr. Belvedere Blueprint For The Migrant Crisis #382' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Mr. Belvedere Blueprint For The Migrant Crisis #382' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-04. Transcript available.

So people are actually liking the migrant people moving in with them now.
I was looking at that article.
Apparently people are saying, hey, this is kind of good that we had some of
these migrants come in because actually we need help in our homes.
And this woman is happy about this.
So by the way, if that's the case, if you can find a nice family from, it's
like the show Mr. Belvedere.
Remember Mr. Belvedere?
He was a British butler and he went and lived with a family.
Get the trailer up or the opening sequence to Mr. Belvedere, the opening
sequence.
Because I think this article is basically telling us this is what the migrant
crisis is.
Essentially, this is the migrant crisis right now.
Let's watch.
He's a migrant, by the way.
He's a migrant.
And he's going to Pittsburgh.
There he is.
There he is.
So it can work.
It can work.
We have a blueprint for it.
It's Mr. Belvedere.
The migrant crisis blueprint.
If you want to see how it can work, let's see if that's what we got here.
Now things are looking much brighter as they've been welcomed into Lisa Hillenbrand's
Brookline apartment.
She says her daughter is very happy when she wakes up in the morning.
She says, hi, Lisa, and everyone starts the day smiling.
It's great, by the way, because it's great that we can make white women lazier,
which is what apparently the migrant crisis is, is to make white women do less.
It's a delight.
And it's really fun having that.
Of course it's a delight.
What I realized is there's so...
I do so little as is.
Now I do nothing.
She goes, I do so little as is in my household.
I now do absolutely nothing.
Refugees mostly because people don't know them.
Lisa says she feels like she has her own personal chef as Wildande loves
cooking.
Oh, Wildande loves that cooking.
In fact, her goal is to open up her own restaurant.
That's going to happen.
That's the way it works in America.
The couple has their work permits, and they've been taking English classes.
They're open to work anywhere to save money for their future.
In the meantime, they're enjoying their time with Lisa, their new friend for
life, and their daughter's new grandmother.
They are hardworking, they want to learn, they want to be successful, and I
feel great helping, and I get to understand the refugee crisis from the inside.
Lisa says she's so impressed by the number of people she's met right here at
Brookline Town Hall meetings who've been stepping up and hosting families.
She's hopeful more will do the same in the coming days and weeks.
In Brookline, Aaron Logan, NBC10 Boston.
All right, the need for more migrant shelters in Massachusetts is something we've
been following really closely.
Well, I'm happy for Lisa.
Anything that can get Lisa back onto that couch where she belongs, and we like
that Lisa has some, can we call them indentured servants?
We don't want to use the other word, but we like that Lisa has some indentured
servants that can help her in Brookline, Massachusetts,
because God forbid she has to saute anything herself.
It's nice to watch these two people work for you, and then you can share your
home with them as long as they do.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm thinking about the historical precedent for this.
You let people live on your property, but they have to do every single thing
that you want, and they're kind of afraid of you.
And they're from Haiti, and you're a white lady from Boston.
Huh.
This sounds interesting.
It feels like something.
I can't quite put my, you know, I can't put my finger on exactly what it feels
like.
People come from Haiti or another country, they live in your house on your
property, and they do everything that you say,
and they kind of fear you because you could kick them out or worse, report them
or whatever.
Interesting.
I don't know what the term for that is, but I'm sure it'll come to me.