Name: Meghan Markle Is Another Sociopath With A Logo #384
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Meghan Markle Is Another Sociopath With A Logo #384' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Meghan Markle Is Another Sociopath With A Logo #384' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-22. Transcript available.

The Duchess of Sussex has returned to Instagram to unveil her new lifestyle
brand, American Riviera Orchard.
In a short but sweet 16-second long video, Meghan Markle can be seen arranging
white roses and baking in her cake.
Do you realize how dumb we are as a country?
See, you know who knows it? Meghan Markle.
That's what I kind of like about her.
I might try to have lunch with her.
Meghan Markle understands how dumb we are as a country.
And that's what I respect about her.
Because if you understand how stupid we are, just the money's coming.
If that's your first realization, you go, it's like, this woman left the royal
family because she hated racism and class.
That's what she hated, right?
She hated intrusive paparazzi.
She didn't like racism.
She thought it's unfair.
Decolonize your mind, you know.
And all of the woke retards followed Meghan Markle and they said,
She's our black queen.
She's being f***ed with by these pale lizards.
And she became the face of this movement of equality.
Meghan Markle.
She then tried that fake Netflix podcast and then she tried that cartoon where
it was like, throughout history, they go find women that have existed in
history.
I don't know what they do.
They find women that have existed against all odds in history.
And then Meghan Markle has arrived at what she's always wanted to do.
She took all of that capital, okay?
Her crusade against racism to come up with American Riviera Orchard, a f***ing
lifestyle brand for dumb white c***s who want more s*** in their house.
This is what it always comes down.
This is when everyone was like, Chrissy Teigen's a cannibal.
I'm like, man, I wish she was.
I wish Chrissy, Chrissy f***ing Teigen was boiling babies in a pot and eating
them.
Because the banal reality of what all these people want is a f***ing global
lifestyle brand.
They just want to sell s*** to Target.
This is all it was for.
This is all Meghan Markle ever wanted was to sell s*** to Target.
She's like, and I'm telling you right now, I like her because fame's over.
She goes, that's over.
Acting's over.
No one can pay their bills.
The people that have real money in acting, they're slinging gin, Ryan Reynolds,
Clooney, they're slinging baby food.
Jessica Alba, you know, that chick from The Sopranos we saw at Craig's the
other night.
She's on OnlyFans.
She's got her p***y out.
She was on the greatest show in human history.
She's got her p*** on the street because she needs money.
Adriana, okay?
Trey and the Mateo.
Brilliant, great, p***y on the street.
Acting's over.
Hollywood's collapsing.
L.A., it's all done.
It's just, this s*** knows what will never be done is women walking into Target
and buying a s*** plate
from American Riviera Orchard.
Three words that don't even make sense together, but you know what it is?
Think, I am going to Target and getting, I'm getting some American Riviera Orchard
from Meghan Markle
because they were racist to her.
They were so racist to her.
And then she, so this is all this s*** ever, all she's ever wanted to do
is sell plates in Target.
And probably the other s*** had that.
The other s***, I want to sell plates in Target.
And they stabbed her.
They went old school.
Like they did to mommy.
Remember when mommy?
Mommy said, I'm going to marry this Egyptian.
They went, no, you're not.
You're going into a tunnel and you ain't coming out.
You ain't coming out.
Well, it's actually quite interesting.
It's actually quite interesting because, first of all, I loved, I loved
initially that my son was marrying a black woman,
even though it was like, she's not really like sort of black, like, you know
what I mean?
It's sort of like odd, but it was like whatever.
I thought, you know, she's sort of, well, whatever, but I was really into it.
And then I'm sitting here and I'm here in heaven and I'm watching this entire
thing.
Well, I'm in purgatory, actually.
God does not love mixed race.
I didn't know.
But, and we're sitting here and I'm watching this lifestyle brand and I'm like,
what a dumb s***.
I can't believe it.
That's all she wanted to do, this entire thing.
Fleeing the castle, leaving, saying it was all fair and wrong.
But that's all she wanted to do was sell f***ing souffle ramekins at Target.
That's all she wants to do.
That's all it is.
The only thing that's left is consumer products, I'll tell you right now.
I'll tell you right now, the only thing that's left is consumer products.
That's all that is left is consumer products.
Heed my warning.
Heed my warning, know it well.
The only thing that is left is consumer products.
There's nowhere else to go.
She doesn't want to be a movie star.
That doesn't exist.
There's seven people that are movie stars left in America.
Okay?
The only thing that's left to make your, to get your bag, to get your bag is to
get dumb
white women with their ribeye-sized steak feet that they've wedged into Tory
Burch flats.
They have to get out of their financed f***ing BMW 3 series they can barely fit
in.
And they have to go buy American Riviera.
I mean, Christ.
American Riviera Orchard.
Because this is all she wants.
This is all she wants.
She just wants to be a mogul.
She wants to be a girl boss.
She wants to be a girl boss.
She wants to be a mogul.
That's all she wants to do.
I have so much respect for the great women entrepreneurs.
Dolly Lenz is a friend of mine who's the top realtor in New York City.
I like them all.
I like them all.
The ones that do it.
You know what I mean?
Carly Fiorina.
Right?
A bad s*** at Hewitt Packard.
Right?
Meg Whitman at eBay.
There's tons of them.
Right?
That are real deal female entrepreneurs.
Even that b***h Abel, Bumble, Beeple.
Who's that?
The chick who's like the women's chick.
Whitney Wolfer.
Yeah, Whitney Wolfer.
I mean, me and her are not going to have a great dinner if we see each other napping.
It could happen.
But, you know, I mean, we're not going to really enjoy our time in Santa
Barbara if we sit there.
It's going to be a lot of me being like, well, is that really?
Is that the?
What is that?
But we chatted on Clubhouse briefly.
But here's the point.
The point is that whenever somebody goes on some moralistic crusade, right?
It's just consumer products.
This b***h wants to sell souffle ramekins.
The United States government wants to sell missiles.
It's consumer products.
It's all we got, okay?
So I know Vladimir Putin's a psycho and he wants to march through Europe.
And the only thing that's going to stop him is our lifestyle brand.
Our lifestyle brand happens to be Raytheon, Boeing, General Dynamics.
That's our lifestyle brand.
That's all we're doing.
We're just a white b***h trying to get into Target.
That's what NATO is.
Target for weapons.
And we're just a white b***h trying to get into Target.
Trying to get in.
That's what we're trying to do.
We are just trying to launch our global lifestyle brand.
You know, our initial launch was after World War II.
It was big.
People liked it.
You know, our brand awareness was huge.
It was high.
The verticals were growing, b***hs.
And that's all we're trying to do.
That's all we're trying to do.
That's all the Pope's doing.
He's got his lifestyle brand with the f***ing Swiss Guard.
You know, having f***ing cranny parties in Italy.
Everybody dousing each other with olive oil.
And then the Pope's like, maybe we should stop this war.
And then our American Riviera Orchard missile lifestyle product goes, hey man,
shut the f*** up.
Okay?
That's all it is.
Consumer products is the only thing that's left.
Sort of dispiriting.
It's not nice.
You want something more artistic.
Perhaps.
Perhaps there is more to life than that.
Perhaps there are many other things, right?
We know that there is love.
There is belonging.
There is goodness.
Kindness.
There are things you can do for other people.
There is great realizations one can have.
There is literature.
There is art.
There are the great world religions.
There are all these things, but not for you if they have their way.
You're looked at as a consumer and you're only consuming.
And this is all, it all will end with this.
So to the people of the Ukraine, who I feel terribly for, and I hope there is
some arrangement there that can work.
Make no mistake.
Do not confuse a global lifestyle brand with a enduring relationship with this
country.
It's just not going to happen.
We're just slinging souffle ramekins.
We're just slinging napkin holders over there.
Make no mistake.
We don't really care.
We don't really care.
Okay?
And if we were worried about the dignity of all the human beings, we certainly
would worry a little bit about the dignity of the people in Palestine.
We would.
But you don't see that.
That's like a line in the news.
They do that very quickly.
And I've always been a guy that says Israel's got a right to exist and defend
itself.
But what is happening in Palestine is a bit wild.
And they always do one line.
They go, the Ukraine and the Ukraine has raised them.
And Gaza, 30,000 babies have been put, you know, not good, not good, not good.
It's always a quick aside.
But we're not just, we're not concerned with dignity.
We're not.
We're a global lifestyle brand.
And we're in, it's a consumer products division.
And I'm proud of it.
By the way, I'm proud of you, bitch.
I am proud of her.
You got there quicker than I thought.
You got there quicker than I thought.
I am proud of you.
I have come.
Here's the circle.
Watch the circle.
Watch the circle.
Ready?
Meeting Harry.
Challenging stereotypes.
Acting like the princess.
Loving it.
Loving it.
Changing things.
Revolutionary things are happening.
Ooh, having a baby.
Don't like the paparazzi.
They're getting too mean.
Royal families being racist.
Too stressful.
Putting stress on me and my marriage.
An example for young women.
Can't let it happen.
Fleeing.
Taking my babies and my husband.
Leaving Tyler Perry.
House.
Montecito.
Netflix.
We're going to Netflix now.
Spotify.
Podcast.
Cartoons about young women.
F***.
Everyone hates me.
Netflix doc didn't work the way I thought it would.
Wait six months.
My sister-in-law maybe gets stabbed or she keeps s***.
Lifestyle brand.
Target.
Montecito.
Santa Barbara.
We all just want to go to Santa Barbara.
That's all we want to do.
The people selling the weapons in the Ukraine and Meghan Markle and the host of
this podcast.
All we want to do is to go to Santa Barbara.
That's all we're trying to do.
And when you get up Santa Barbara.
Get it up.
Show the people.
You see that?
We just want to live in Spanish style mission houses.
Drink wine and look at the mountains and the oceans.
We don't have that much time on this planet.
Why not spend it in Santa Barbara summer in Santa Barbara on the American Riviera
orchard.
That's all we're looking to do.
So don't get too hot under the collar.
It doesn't matter where Kate Middleton is.
It doesn't matter where she is.
She'll come back.
They'll put her out on the press junket.
The press tour.
Whatever happens.
They'll get the colostomy bed.
They'll throw it in the thing.
The wounds will heal.
Whatever it is.
Whatever will be will be.
She'll be fine.
And don't worry about Meghan Markle.
She's going to sell pie tins in Macy's.
Because that's what she's always wanted to do.
That's what she's always wanted to do.
And the United States is going to keep funding the war in the Ukraine until the
Ukraine is completely decimated.
And then we're going to go, oh, God, when something else happens, when China
gets popping, or when we need to divert our attention and go see barbecue,
whatever the case may be, we're going to have to fall back from the Ukraine.
We're going to fall back from the Ukraine.
And somewhere at that point, someone somewhere in Langley, Virginia, is going
to call somebody in Santa Barbara, and there's going to be another country you've
barely heard of, and they're going to go, I'm worried about their dignity.
I don't think they have enough dignity.