Name: Trevor Wallace & The Nickelodeon Scandal | The Tim Dillon Show #385
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trevor Wallace & The Nickelodeon Scandal | The Tim Dillon Show #385' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-23. Transcript available.

Trevor Wallace & The Nickelodeon Scandal | The Tim Dillon Show #385

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim dillon show trevor wallace is with us
trevor there's an
epidemic of young white men unaliving themselves is there there is does your
art speak to that
do people make them want to jump in unalive what is your art what do you have
for them like the
what young white men that are about to kill themselves you do a lot of social
content i'm
sure they've seen it or they can get to it rather easily yeah what do you have
for them what because
they're taking themselves out at a crazy clip i'm saying unalive unalive do you
understand
what do you have for them uh i have a ring light so they can monetize their unaliving
okay so i can
help at least have good lighting for them i didn't know what are they doing it
on what platform yes
that's a great question which venmo what are we doing no they're what what are
they doing it on
like how are they doing it yeah um great question isn't it pills or something
these kids always take
easy way out but i don't know but there it is chase it down with the prime it
is an epidemic yeah
people are they want out help is available we used to call when i was a kid we
used to call the
national runaway switchboard and i would do prank phone calls and i would call
them and i would say
hey i would call and all my friends would sit around it would be really funny i'd
go hey um my
parents kick me out and i don't have anything and they'd be like all right
there's a shelter you can
go to and then they'd explain to me where the shelter was and i'd go you know
it would be in
new york they'd be like it's right on like 43rd and i'd be like do you have
anything by the park
i don't really and quick as soon as possible yeah i'm like in the background i
just want to be by the
park i i know i'm homeless but please specifically firearms and hanging suffocation
this is what
but we've got um it's and and what what made me bring this up first is because
you are a young
white man how old are you now 31 wow you're getting up there yeah i'm out of leo's
age yeah
you're a you're a but you're youthful i am yeah now what what what is why are
these kids checking
out these young dudes look i think they get all their dopamine too early on you're
24 you go viral
already you get head in your miata and you're like well i've done it all yeah i
wake up a lot of
days ago what else do i need to do you might have a rough back nine right do
you ever think about that
because you've had a really good front nine do you ever think about the back
nine like
no i am yeah it gets bad in the valley and stuff yeah of course dark you're
just
fucking randos and they start out really hot but then it gets worse you start
knocking up
winnie cummings oh my god well i don't know because i mean it could be rough
you got to get a wife and a
kid and lock it down what i need that's what i need but it could be also a fun
dark you think
getting into coke in the valley maybe there's nothing to do on cocaine out
there you know what
i know but there's something i see i see a very interesting side of you where
it gets real dark
you know what i mean but it gets really interesting you know what i mean like
we're like you somebody
like you're drunk and you're in like uh i don't know what winchell's you know
that place winchell's
it's a donut place and you're there and you're drinking coffee and a couple of
guys run up to
you they're like bro you're the fucking dude and you're like get away from me i
splash the coffee
in their eyes coffee in their eyes i'm not once who i used to be when did you
start going viral
you've been like probably like six years ago and okay so you were like 20 so i'm
i'm on hole number
six right now yeah i got about three more years of whoo and then it goes don
don don right uh yeah
what happens to these guys like david dobrik what happens to them where do they
go i don't know you
kind of just slowly disappear you make a lot of money pizzeria that guy was
gonna have it all he's
gonna have it all that guy was gonna have it all and now he's slinging pizza on
sunset boulevard
yeah oh and by the way i like i like him he came to my house guy he's a
sweetheart of a guy
i have no nothing negative to say about him other than it's a cruel thing
because he was going to be
like the guy and i don't know how old he is i think he's somewhere around my
age but he's 65 years
old yes right right david dobrik is 65 years old right he's the same with like
the animal knock his
kind of effect thing but i think you just hit this dopamine so quick you're
like i don't know what else
to do i had a special come out last year and i'm like okay now what like i
think that was the thing i was
working for most people killing themselves unaliving well we're we're we're
minutes in now i can say
that right just hit five minutes yeah okay yeah time to say it unalive but
suicide do you think most
people unaliving themselves have had specials on amazon that's probably not the
case maybe quibby i
don't know or see so i think i think these people are they for whatever reason
they just don't feel
like there's hope for a better i can see that future and it's sad to me
do influencers do it yeah sometimes they do well this this uh army veteran
chick uh in january did
she was like an army influencer who cares that's not even a real thing that's
not a real thing army
influencers aren't even real just go and fight i don't want to hear nothing
from the army influencers
go and get the gun and fight we can't merge the most important thing and the
most ridiculous thing
but don't you think i want to see tana mojo out there with an ak-47 in the ukraine
even though
they'd be some nice only fans photos but don't you think if you're going to
attack the u.s and you
see our american soldiers doing the renegade with ring lights and they're doing
brand deals yeah for
weird keto sugar-free gummies would you not attack them you go they're already
sick in the head
no it's true i mean listen the the problem with um you know what i what i
regard as an influencer
is like there's nothing for here's what i think of an influencer i think of an
influencer as like
almost the closest we have to ai okay okay meaning like going from like a great
actor to ai might be
like interest like that's that's a little bit of a jump going from a great
athlete to ai but going
from one of these very generic people who has no personality yeah whose entire
life is a conduit to
just sell crap on the internet what is the real difference between them and
artificial intelligence
there is ai influencers and there's ones with like 500 or uh like 500k
followers right people follow
and they have only fans and people like subscribe because why not why not but
but that's what blows
my mind they're simping over somebody that doesn't even exist yeah there's the
og one okay right but
guess what i've met some of the real versions of this they don't exist do you
understand what i mean
they don't really exist yeah that is true lights on every day i'm not gonna
mention these girls do it
i'm not gonna mention these girls are because i i every day i go on the
internet on my instagram and i
actually like these girls i like these girls a lot and because they they hawk
products okay and they're
racist and that's why and i i find that refreshing in a time when no one is
everyone's like no these girls
are a little bit like um but every day they're like they're like they're like
people ask me about my
skincare this is what they do every day on the internet they go people ask me
about my skincare so
i've decided to share with you i've decided to like they're doing like a good
thing right i've actually
decided to let my secret leak and talk about my skincare and it's oh they do a
thing and nobody asked
no one and then but the next day it's something else it's like a lot of people
have been noticing my hair
my natural shine yeah i love those when they say like for those of you asking
where my dress is from nobody was
asking nobody cares there wasn't one dm those like where is that dress from
where is that from so to me i think
the influencers are the last
vestige of trying to do it with humans and then
why not why not go and just replace everybody with a with a good program i'm in
right i'm in what's the
have you ever jerked off to a ai porn i wouldn't but i i haven't but i will no
but there's time
there's still time yeah i know it's time to do ai porn for sure i also think my
brain of what i like
changes so much it's like oh i'm an ass man i'm a tits guy i'm gonna ask so i
can always just change
that on ai and see what i want maybe a thousand percent what about trans people
do you have sex
with trans people i have not but i was in amsterdam why is that so funny i saw
the the blue light
district in amsterdam there's a lot of that straight men of which you are one a
huge they're getting
really into it a lot of them like a diddy type thing no diddy seems to be a
closeted gay billionaire
mogul uh kind of a sadomasochist rape guy i don't mean that per se what i mean
is like a straight guy
is they're starting to have sex with trans people i have not i don't think i'm
at that level of fame
yet i think once i hit a certain point well are you against it if if she has
the parts down there
no i'm with it right it's just the homies just boys hanging out that's right
that's right do you
ever do you ever think about like like a trans like because because the way i
think about it is like
this new way that we're all supposed to regard everything is about gender right
it is interesting to me like that gay now means you can have sex with women as
long as they used
to be dudes oh it's weird the loophole and they're they're the venn diagram now
has gotten so crazy
that it's just a big circle of yeah that is true it's weird because they're
like gay they won't define
gay anymore as a man who has attraction to the same sex they'll say the same
gender you could have two
you used to be men that's correct whoa so it's like now it's it's not commonly
it's not it doesn't
refer that's not the right thing but that's just so funny it says what is gay
now he just types one
word that has nothing to do with anything every day somebody types out what is
gay now yeah am i gay
now yeah because it's so big that eventually you'll you will be gay you'll be
gay you will be gay you
will be having sex with your wife on your wedding night and that will be one of
the characteristics of
a gay man you'll see a video from me one day says get ready with me to be gay
today that's right and i'll be
blowing a man yeah isn't everyone queer kind of the not that it's true but like
aren't they saying now that
everyone's kind of like that young kids they do these polls and it's like it
comes back that they're all like
queer oh like a 23andme type thing kind of yeah they like go to these schools
and they're like
do you want the climate change to get better and they're like yeah and they're
like you're queer
it it's just like that's what it is they go to different schools and they ask
by the way can you get up the photo on my instagram of what they did to my godson
the other day
my godson goes to a school yeah a montessori school my godson goes to school
which i pay for
this is why i'm outraged about it oh it was on my story it was on my story i
didn't put it up i'm
gonna send you a picture right now i want you to put it up and i want you to uh
show everybody because
this was literally crazy this was crazy that they did this so i'm texting it to
you and then you can
and how old's a godson he's three okay he's chinese get him on the internet he's
really filipino but we
he's a little chinese so we're trying to get him to lean into that okay okay
look at this what is this
make this bigger at my godson school they did i swear to god give an indigenous
woman an abortion for
free day do you understand this why i don't like this what's happening now with
the kids
they had indigenous women that dolls that needed abortions and they went