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P. Diddy & The Loneliness Plague | The Tim Dillon Show #386

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
Our good friend, Sean P. Diddy Combs in hot water,
in a little bit of trouble with the government.
Feds search P. Diddy's mansions in Miami on Star Island
and here in Beverly Hills
because of allegations of sex trafficking
and I think rape and drugs and assault,
sexual assault and more rape
and rape of his sexual assault.
The men, his male bodyguards, he's goosing
and he's got this singer Cassie.
He's did a bunch of shit to her.
And he's just raping out there in Miami
and then raping in Beverly Hills.
And then he's got a jet where he's raping
and he's touching people where they shouldn't be touched.
He's flying them in.
He's trafficking them in from one place to another place
so they can get raped.
This is the allegations.
He's rude.
He's rude to people.
That's also in there.
He's like not a good boss.
The last thing you need is to be raped by an asshole.
You know what I mean?
Like you want,
you want a considerate guy.
If you're sex trafficked to P. Diddy's mansion,
you want someone to at least, you know,
you know, shake your hand.
How are you doing?
Do you feel like this position is,
you think you're working out here?
You think you have a future here?
How do you feel about where you are?
You know,
you know,
he was a real hard ass during the quarterly review
with a lot of these people.
From what I hear,
he was abusive,
angry,
nasty,
impatient.
Cannot stand.
But P. Diddy,
they're saying now,
we believe that there is a disturbing history of sex trafficking.
Said the Miami-based officer who spoke
under the condition of anonymity,
we are responding to concrete,
detailed,
explicit allegations.
This is not random.
We didn't choose his name out of a hat.
This is a cop talking,
by the way.
He's like,
just so that you know,
we didn't choose his name out of a hat.
The cop's like,
listen,
here's the way it works.
Most of these people are sex trafficking.
Every now and then,
we're allowed to investigate one or two of them.
You see?
It's not random.
We know that most people
are sex trafficking people
at that level of income.
Most people are doing things like that.
But every now and then,
the dam breaks
on one of them.
It's just too big to ignore.
It was Epstein.
Now somehow it's Diddy.
But we didn't pick his name out of a hat.
Now,
what would have been great is if he said,
now,
we could have picked his name out of a hat.
And then that person most likely
would have had sex slaves as well.
Because that's just kind of the way
a lot of this seems to be working.
We don't know.
We became aware of certain allegations
during the course of civil suits
against Mr. Combs,
said the officer.
You have to understand
that we didn't just decide
on a whim to search his homes.
This isn't a witch hunt.
They're trying to make
other rich people feel better,
by the way.
This is like the cop,
like these statements are like
make P. Diddy's neighbors
kind of relax a little bit.
They're like,
we got no quarrel with you.
All right?
Don't worry about it.
We're not randomly going
into everybody's house.
Where are the sex slaves?
Get that blanket up.
You know,
we're not doing that.
We got to have detailed allegations
and permission from someone.
to go in and do this.
It is interesting.
Diddy's been doing
shit like this forever.
He's like secretly
a bisexual closeted dude.
He likes getting with the dudes as well.
Nothing wrong with that,
but you can't rape them, Sean.
He's into the sex trafficking as well.
And he's been into it for a while
and everybody kind of knew it
and apparently for whatever reason,
now
I love his attorney.
He goes,
in a statement,
his attorney,
some guy named Dyer,
decried the Department of Homeland Security Raids
as, quote,
a gross overuse
of military level force
as search warrants
were executed
at Mr. Combs' residences.
Here we go.
The DHS operative said
those who had been interviewed
for the investigation
have been through,
have been thorough
and detailed.
That's a funny thing
about victims.
They may be reluctant
to speak at first,
but once they start talking,
they talk.
They talk a lot.
We're getting a lot
of cooperation
from a lot of people
who want to see him
brought to justice.
Diddy was stopped
from boarding
a private jet
out of the U.S.,
call my friends
at Titan Aviation,
on Monday,
and is believed
to have remained
in Florida since.
He was trying
to get out.
Diddy was trying
to get out.
He's facing
a full revolt.
All of the people
he sex trafficked
are turning on him now.
He's facing a...
It's like his own
little January 6th.
He is basically done.
He's finished.
This guy's involved
in some very bad stuff.
He was very instrumental
in a lot of people's careers.
Usher, Bieber.
Who knows
what he's done
to people?
Who knows
what he's responsible for?
Who knows
the abuses?
I get the feeling
that a lot of people
in Hollywood
get abused.
And it's kind of
part of their personality.
when you meet
some of these people
out here,
they have the personality
of somebody
who's been
horrifically abused.
I don't know
if that's true or not.
I just know
that occasionally
I'll meet somebody
and if someone
said to me,
you know,
in their past,
they were
horrifically abused
by someone,
I wouldn't be like,
no way!
I go,
yeah,
I get it.
Some of them
they kind of
look off.
They look off
and they're not
fully with you.
They're not fully
with you.
They're somewhere else.
And maybe that's just
they're distracted,
but maybe,
you know,
it's like they were
put in like a room
or something.
I don't know.
Some of them
were in a cage.
Do you think
Bieber
has been,
I don't know.
He's a legend
and I don't
disparage the man
at all.
I wonder if he
had to deal
with any of that
because this is
a town
that is famous
for young
children
being
molested.
Let's watch
this video
everybody's talking
about here.
P. Diddy
and Justin Bieber.
Justin,
he's in,
you ever seen
the movie
48 Hours?
Right now
he's having
48 Hours
with Diddy,
him and his boy.
They're having
the times
of their lives
like,
you know,
where we're
hanging out
and what we're
doing.
We can't
really disclose
but it's
definitely
a 15-year-old's
dream.
He's a good
guy,
this guy.
You know,
I have
been given
custody of him.
He's a good
guy to take
custody of a
young singer.
I had legal
guardianship
of Usher
when,
you know,
he did his
first album.
I did Usher's
first album.
I don't
really,
I don't
have legal
guardianship
of him
but for
the next
48 hours,
he's with me.
You do,
you own him
for the next
48 hours
but you don't
legally have him.
Fuck,
fool,
crazy.
This is a good
guy,
this is a good
guy because
most people
when they're
managing these
young children
don't,
you know,
have legal
guardianship
over them
but I think
it's a,
I mean,
that seems
like a good
idea.
But maybe
nothing,
listen,
I'm not
trying to
open up
that can
of worms.
I'm saying
that's,
you know,
people are
out there
saying that,
that,
that I
don't know
that,
that Diddy's
a,
it was a
strange guy.
You know,
I,
I'm,
I'm,
I withhold
judgment on
it until
more facts
come to
light.
Right now,
right now,
all it looks
to me is
like Diddy's
sex trafficked
a bunch of
people to
his houses
in Miami
and,
and Beverly
Hills which I,
again,
I can't get
that angry
at just
because,
you know,
I don't even
know what
that means.
What does
that even
mean?
No,
I'm dead
serious now.
He's,
what does
sex trafficking
mean?
And I would
say this if I,
if I was
representing him
in court.
I'd go,
what is
sex trafficking?
I almost want
to call this
hotline and ask
them what it is
because people
ask me,
go,
what is it?
Are they
kidnapped?
Are they
underage?
Do they not
know what's
going on?
They get on
the plane.
Is Diddy
threatening them?
He's telling
them they can't
leave.
He's kidnapped.
Is it
kidnapping?
Is it,
what does
he do?
Can this
guy not get
legal?
I mean,
not legal
whores,
I guess,
but you know
what I mean?
Like,
like a whore,
can you get
a whores?
Aren't there
enough whores
who want
to do this?
this is my
question with
all these
people doing
the sex
trafficking?
All these
guys doing
the sex
trafficking,
haven't we
in this
country done
enough to
promote
whores?
Aren't there
enough whores
in this country
for everyone?
Why do we
need to sex
trafficking?
I mean,
I'm genuinely
curious.
Everywhere I look,
there are whores
everywhere.
People are
putting things
in their ass
on OnlyFans
to make
six dollars.
They won't
come over
and fuck
you in a
mansion in
Miami?
You can't
get it to
don't we
have enough
above board
whores in
this country
so that you
can stop
sex trafficking?
And by the
way,
it's expensive
sex trafficking.
all these
people are
on planes
all the
time.
It's not
cheap.
I've been
trying to
get a flight
out of
LA for
two days.
You can't.
Very
difficult.
It's a
fucking
spring break
and whatever
else and
Easter.
But in
a country
where we
do nothing
but encourage
everyone to
be a whore,
this is what
we encourage
in every
way,
by the way,
not only
sexually,
but in
every way,
we encourage
you to spread
your cheeks
in this
country for
a dollar.
Anything.
OF.
IG.
Put your
pussy on
the street.
Old school.
Whatever.
Marry for
money.
I'm all
for it.
We preach
the gospel
of whore
in this
country and
we somehow
don't have
enough of
them to go
to Diddy's
house in
Miami.
He's got to
traffic them
in.
He's got to
hold them
against their
will.
Aren't
there enough
and I
obviously
I'm against
sex trafficking.
We're against
it.
For those
of you who
are dumb,
we're against
it.
We're clearly
against anyone
being abused
or anyone
who's underage.
My simple
question is
this and
it's always
been my
question when
I hear about
these things.
With Epstein
it's different
because he
had a
predilection
for underage
victims.
Women.
With old
Diddy thing
if that's
the case
that's the
case.
I don't
know if
it's the
case or
not.
It might
be.
But my
whole thing
is like
I am
shocked
that in
a country
where OnlyFans
is a major
part of
our economy
it is a
major pillar
of our
economy.
I mean
there is
literally
the son
of an
OnlyFans
model
admits he
films his
mother's
porn.
a son
of an
OF model
just came
out
and says
I
film
mommy's
porn.
It's a
part of
our
economy
now.
Okay?
Right here.
Son of OnlyFans
model admits
he films
content for
her.
This is a
part of the
economy.
While most
teenage sons
can't be
bothered
unloading the
dishwasher for
their mothers,
this one
goes above
and beyond.
Andresa
Yurak
is a
successful
OnlyFans
content
creator
and boasts
over 3
million
followers
on
Instagram.
The
former
Miss
Bumba
model
hails
from
Brazil.
Do you
see what
I mean
about
the
whores
under
every
rock?
There's
a
whore
in
here.
There's
a
whore
in
the
cup.
We
put
the
bear
in
the
former
Miss
Bumba
I mean
it's
like
what
is
this
country
full
of
Jacqueline
Kennedy's
and
Virgin
Mary's
you
can't
compete.
The
former
Miss
Bumba
model
hails
from
Brazil.
Prior
to her
OnlyFans
career
she was
a
successful
dancer.
Probably
not in
the
Nutcracker.
While
many
creators
might
hire
someone
to
film
their
content
Andresa
decided
to
keep
the
business
within
the
family
and
her
son
shoots
things
for her.
During
an
Instagram
Q&A
last
summer
her
son
Arthur
who
was
18
at
the
time
was
asked
Arthur
are
you
the
one
who
films
your
mother's
OnlyFans
he
replied
yep
I'm
really
badass
with
the
pictures
right?
For
many
people
the
idea
of
shooting
such
content
for
our
parents
would
be
well
unimaginable
but
others
were
religious
groups
in
particular
yeah
so
I mean
this is
what
we got
going on
we got
kids
shooting
OnlyFans
content
for their
mother
Miss
Bum
Bum
and
supposedly
there's
not enough
Miss
Bum
Bums
to go
over to
the house
it's like
R. Kelly
pee on
an adult
pee
on
an
adult
pee
on
a
consenting
adult
it still
probably
gets you
off
maybe
not
as
much
pee
on
a
can
that
be
the
moral
message
of
America
can
we
just
settle
on
that
can
I
don't
want
to
be
Cotton
Mather
the
old
Protestant
preacher
I'm
not
trying
to
be
a
crazy
lunatic
here
I'm
not
trying
but
if
we're
constantly
in the
throes
of
we're
hearing
all the
time
about
this
Christian
revival
we're
having
can
we
