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Mike Recine & Lizzo Be Quitting | The Tim Dillon Show #388

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
Mike Racine is with us.
He has a really hilarious new special on the Out for Smokes YouTube channel.
His podcast, Out for Smokes, too.
Go and subscribe to that and listen to it.
It's very funny.
He does it with two really funny guys, Scott Chaplin and Sean.
I always forget his last name.
McCarthy.
McCarthy.
I like him a lot.
Is he back on Twitter?
Yeah.
Remember when they got rid of him?
Yeah.
But he's back.
He's back.
He's a great follow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's a lot of fun.
Yeah, Richie Torres was tweeting about him, the United States Congressperson.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah.
Who's that again?
I think he represents the Bronx.
Okay.
Yeah.
And he represents Israel.
He goes very hard for Israel.
He's one of these guys.
Richie, well, Torres, you would make sense.
Torres.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because his family from many generations, the Torres family from Israel.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so, was he getting into it with Sean McCarthy?
Yeah.
Sean tweeted something about the hostages.
Sure.
And then, when they did the release, and then Richie Torres goes, wow, look at
this.
An account that hates me is fantasizing about raping a teenager.
About Sean.
There was nothing.
Can we say that?
I know it's the first 10 minutes.
Yeah, it's fine.
I mean, what, you know, we've kind of given up on the idea of, some of them get
the green
dollar, some of them get the other dollar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They hide some of them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Some of them don't.
Yeah.
Float to the top of the algorithm.
I was trying to look at my YouTube monetization the other night.
I couldn't find how much money I was being paid.
Well, it's all.
I'm clicking through the whole.
Yeah.
It's arbitrary in the sense that, like, there's episodes that you'd figure
wouldn't get the
money, but they do.
And then there's ones where you go, I didn't say anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then those don't.
Yeah.
They like it being arbitrary because that's where the fear is.
Sure.
Because if you knew what you could and couldn't do, there's no fun in that.
There's no fun, yeah.
For them.
They want you to just kind of be afraid.
They probably like having that power to take somebody's channel away.
Yeah.
It's why a dictator just will do random raids.
Right, right, right.
You know what I mean?
It's like, I don't want you to know why we knocked down your door and dragged
you out.
Yeah.
You're like, I've never seen a guy get eaten by sharks before.
What does that look like?
Yeah, you got to keep it fun.
Yeah, you got to keep it fun.
They just drag people out every now and then.
That's really what it is.
YouTube just opening the door.
Yeah.
Your family's all there and they drag you out in front of everybody and
question you in
the middle of the night.
Right, right, right.
That's what it is.
Right.
And then you go, I don't, I don't.
And people act like they wouldn't do that if they didn't have the power.
That's correct.
The Chapo guys would do it.
Everybody would do it.
If they could.
All of those people would do it.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
It's hard when you get that, because the tech people have more power than
anyone's ever
had.
Yeah.
Because they know what you're searching for.
Sure.
They know your thoughts, your dreams, your fears, what keeps you up at night.
Yeah.
They have all of that info.
Yeah.
They use that against you.
Yeah.
They can market everything to you in real time.
You talk about something.
Yeah.
The next day you get an ad for it.
Right.
They know.
One day they just go, what if we barbecued Tim Dillon?
Yeah.
No, someone, someone somewhere I'm sure has brought up, like, why don't we just
shut
him off?
Let's just shut it off.
Uh-huh.
And then someone else is like, well.
Yeah.
My kids like him.
You know, it's like.
My 13-year-old daughter listens to him.
She loves him.
You know, she's a cutter and really likes him.
And what, she's watched him and Rogan and Alex Jones.
That Sandy Hook doc really doesn't do Alex Jones any favors, huh?
It is tough when you watch that Sandy Hook doc.
You're like, that was a clear errand judgment.
Wasn't he making like a million dollars a day to say that Sandy Hook was fake?
I know.
I mean.
Who wouldn't?
Yeah, it is impressive monetarily.
Yeah.
But it is.
How did he even figure that out?
If I say Sandy Hook was fake.
So here's how.
And people piss on those kids' graves, I'll make a million dollars a day.
They showed on the documentary, every time he said it, he made like a bunch of
money.
Like, no, like every time.
They have like the analytics.
So it's like every time he would say like, Sandy Hook is fake.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
People would buy his iodine supplement or something.
Right, right, right.
They'd buy like the colloidal silver.
Right, right, right.
So the supplement sales.
But it takes work to set all that up.
I mean, that's, I mean, that's business, baby.
Yeah.
It's just.
All we have is the Patreon on our show.
All we have is talking shit and we get the Patreon and then every now and then
YouTube
blesses us and we have some ads.
Yeah.
But we don't, we don't have that type of tech.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, my headphones broke.
So I, so I need to buy a new pair of headphones.
But I said to my wife, I said, I'm going to buy you a new, I'll take yours and
I'll buy
you a new pair of headphones.
And I said, you can pick them up today at Best Buy.
It felt so good.
It's the right thing to do.
To buy my wife.
Yeah.
But a hundred dollar pair of headphones.
That's right.
What if I was making a million dollars a day because I said Sandy Hook was fake?
Listen, honey.
She'd be so happy, you know.
And she deserves it.
Yeah.
My sailboat's fucked up.
How about this?
Yeah.
You get a new boat.
You get the new boat.
I'll take your boat.
I'll take the old one.
Yeah.
I mean, it's, I was just watching it and it is tough because obviously the
family went
through a lot.
It's unimaginable grief that they're going through.
If my kid got killed and someone pissed on his grave, I would work it out with
Alex Jones
over the phone.
I'd say, give me two on your grant and we'll call it even.
You know what I mean?
We'll adopt somebody.
There was probably one family member who said, listen, why don't you just give
me money directly?
Yeah.
Just give.
Were they doing that?
Were they pissing on the graves?
People were.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Which is like, okay, if the shooting's fake, then what?
Then it's not even a grave.
Why are you doing that?
It's not a grave, you idiot.
No, it's the, oh, it's not good.
Yeah.
But here's the thing, he's always been lovely to me.
Sure, yeah.
This is not.
Yeah, Anna and Dasha like him.
He's been lovely.
It's very tough because he's like a very warm and caring man to me.
Yeah.
But I understand that this was a not good thing.
Yeah.
I'm not like that guy who thinks this was good.
Well, you got to make a few enemies to get anywhere.
There's going to be a few people that aren't in love with you.
Yeah.
You know?
I mean, that wasn't.
But he says, like, he's like, oh, I was drinking and I was kind of out of it.
Yeah.
And I was delusional and stuff.
But they were very good at making that money, though.
Sure.
Somebody was running the board.
Yeah.
Somebody knew what was going on.
Well, you're not making money off YouTube, so how are you going to, I mean, you
got to
pay your bills.
You got to feed your family.
It's a great point.
You know?
It's a great point.
What do you do?
Sell t-shirts?
What's the best merch for you?
For me, probably the hoodie.
Yeah.
Good margins on that.
The hoodie.
You know?
Yeah.
I mean, they're decent.
We don't do a ton of merch.
We do some.
We're good enough.
Yeah, yeah.
But we're not like, it's not like-
You're not like Ian Fidance.
Does he do a lot of merch?
He's got like 30 different t-shirts, I think.
Oh, yeah.
No, we just had like a few.
They sold well.
Yeah.
But I'm not a fashion designer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I've never been a fan of like, I don't know, like doing a shirt a week or
something.
Yeah, right, right, right.
Where it's like you say something and then you're like-
I did that.
I thought I picked a cool little design for our show and then people were like,
you guys
don't know your audience at all.
This fucking sucks.
Right.
Because we don't know how to design things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I put out something.
The fake business was great.
Everyone loved that with the Enron logo.
But then we put out stuff and people were like, I thought this would be a lot
better.
I'm like, why?
Yeah.
Why would you think that?
Yeah.
What is that based on?
Yeah.
My other line of clothing?
What am I, a seven-year-old in Vietnam on Fiverr?
What do you guys want me to do?
Do you believe this Lizzo thing where she's out for good?
No, I don't think so.
I don't know much about it.
She's quitting because she says, I've had enough of people.
She goes, I'm getting tired of putting up with being dragged by everyone in my
life
and on the internet.
And then look at all these celebrities that are like, oh, stay strong, girl.
Bravo Andy's like, stay so I can put you in a reality show and you can kill
yourself.
Yeah.
Andy Cohen puts people in reality shows where there's multiple people who've
just committed
suicide.
He would treat her like Dumbo.
Oh my God.
He'd open a Bravo clubhouse.
He'd open a big wood crate.
And he's like, and here comes Lizzo.
But that's, you're right.
He just wants to have her on a show.
He just wants, she'll be the real housewives of Atlanta.
They could replace three of them with her.
Yeah.
So the whole season would just be two housewives and then Lizzo fighting both
of them.
Yeah.
Just grabbing both of them by their throats.
Yeah.
This doesn't make any sense.
It would be more, there would be more written if she was actually, that's just
detention.
She goes, I'm constantly up against lies being told about me for clout and
views, being
the butt of the joke every single time because of how I look.
Yeah.
My character being picked apart by people who don't know me and disrespecting
my name.
But that's just any type of level of anything.
Yeah.
That's any level of fame.
That's all of that.
Of course.
That's anything.
Don't read it.
I switch my Twitter notifications where you have to follow me to say, for me to
see your
reply.
Right.
And it's like so much better.
Yeah.
I barely go on anymore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I barely go on.
I was on for years and then you just get bored.
Sure.
You get bored.
I'll go on sometimes and I'll go on for like a couple months and then I come
off.
Yeah.
I'll tweet for a little while and then I come off.
It's just.
Yeah.
As you get older, it feels less, I don't know.
Well, it's more fun now because it looks like Anthony Comey is moderating it
with the stuff
that you.
Oh, that is hilarious.
Yeah.
He's the new mod.
Yeah.
On X.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, it's wild now, right?
It's crazy.
It's just everybody.
It's free for all.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It just feels.
I feel like you look at it and you get a real dark view of humanity and then
you go
outside and you're like, this isn't that bad.
No.
So that's the problem with all these social media sites.
Yeah.
It's the Bill Hicks joke about CNN where he goes, you look at it and you're
like, war,
death, disease, famine, eight, and then you go out and it's just, you hear
birds.
Yeah.
So it's kind of like.
Yeah.
I don't know.
But I feel, you know, listen, Lizzo, if I contributed in any way to her
quitting,
I apologize.
I don't know what to do.
Sorry.
I do want to see the Bravo show starring Lizzo.
Yeah.
She's quitting for good.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
You're not quitting for good.
You're coming back.
She'll have a podcast in two months.
She should get hot and go alt-right.
I've said it many times.
Yeah.
That's the next phase.
I mean, hot's a relative term, but drop the LBs.
Mm-hmm.
Start talking about the border.
Mm-hmm.
You're in.
Yeah.
Those people are loyal.
Huge.
Yeah.
She goes out at the RNC, and she goes, I used to be a fat fuck, and now the
only thing
I think about every day is