Name: Tim Explains To Mike What Lizzo Means By Quitting #388
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Explains To Mike What Lizzo Means By Quitting #388' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-18. Transcript available.

Do you believe this Lizzo thing where she's out for good?
No, I don't think so. I don't know much about it.
She's quitting because she says, I've had enough of people.
She goes, I'm getting tired of putting up with being dragged by everyone in my
life and on the internet.
And then look at all these celebrities that are like, oh, stay strong, girl.
Bravo Andy's like, stay so I can put you in a reality show and you can kill
yourself.
Yeah.
Andy Cohen puts people in reality shows where there's multiple people who've
just committed suicide.
He would treat her like Dumbo.
Oh my God.
She'd open, he'd open a Bravo clubhouse, he'd open a big wood crate and he's
like, and here comes Lizzo.
But that's, you're right.
He just wants to have her on a show.
He just wants, she'll be the real housewives of Atlanta.
They could replace three of them with her.
Yeah.
So the whole season would just be two housewives and then Lizzo fighting both
of them.
Yeah.
Just grabbing both of them by their throats.
Yeah.
This doesn't make any sense.
It would be more, there would be more written if she was actually, that's just
detention.
She goes, I'm constantly up against lies being told about me for clout and
views, being the butt of the joke every single time because of how I look.
Yeah.
My character being picked apart by people who don't know me and disrespecting
my name.
But that's just any type of level of anything.
Yeah.
That's any level of fame.
That's all of that.
Of course.
That's anything.
Don't read it.
I switch my Twitter notifications where you have to follow me to say, for me to
see your reply.
Right.
And it's like so much better.
Yeah.
I barely go on anymore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I barely go on.
I was on for years and then you just get bored.
Sure.
You get bored.
I'll go on sometimes and I'll go on for like a couple months and then I come
off.
Yeah.
I'll tweet for a little while and then I come off.
It's just.
Yeah.
As you get older, it feels less.
I don't know.
Well, it's more fun now because it looks like Anthony Comey is moderating it
with the stuff
that you.
Oh, that is hilarious.
He's the new mod on X.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, it's wild now, right?
It's crazy.
It's just everybody.
It's free for all.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It just feels.
I feel like you look at it and you get a real dark view of humanity and then
you go outside
and you're like, this isn't that bad.
No.
So that's the problem with all these social media sites.
Yeah.
It's the Bill Hicks joke about CNN where he goes, you look at it and you're
like, war,
death, disease, famine, eight, and then you go out and it's just, you hear
birds.
Yeah.
So it's kind of like.
Yeah.
I don't know.
But I feel, you know, listen, Lizzo, if I contributed in any way to her
quitting,
I apologize.
I don't know what to do.
Sorry.
I do want to see the Bravo show starring Lizzo.
Yeah.
She's quitting for good.
I don't think so.
You're not quitting for good.
You're coming back.
She'll have a podcast in two months.
She should get hot and go alt-right.
I've said it many times.
Yeah.
That's the next phase.
I mean, hot's a relative term, but drop, drop the LBs.
Mm-hmm.
Start talking about the border.
Mm-hmm.
You're in.
Yeah.
Those people are loyal.
Huge.
Yeah.
She goes out at the RNC and she goes, I used to be a fat and now the only thing
I think
about every day is the border.
I used to eat all day.
She's like, I stopped letting in calories.
Yeah.
Because it's addiction.
I know it well.
You get addicted to anything.
Addicted to sugar, addicted to food.
She needs to get addicted to America's border security.
Yeah.