Name: Chinese Migrants Use TikTok To Cross Through The Mexican Border #388
Uploaded: 2024-04-19T16:00:37.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chinese Migrants Use TikTok To Cross Through The Mexican Border #388' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chinese Migrants Use TikTok To Cross Through The Mexican Border #388' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-19. Transcript available.

Do you think about, like, the migrant crisis and the border?
I have no idea.
Sometimes, but if it's in front of me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, if I read an article about it, or if I'm talking about it, I'll think
about it.
But it doesn't, like, keep me up at night.
I have no idea who's a migrant and who's, I don't know, I don't care.
They're not doing anything to me.
Yeah, I mean, I think they've got to figure it out.
They've got to solve it.
Yeah.
But that's my surmise, that they've got to figure it out.
They've got to do something to secure the border and let people in, but figure
out who they are first.
There's ways to do it.
It's just chaos down there now.
It just looks bad.
It's like if you had a store and then everything looked crazy.
Yeah.
It should look bad.
Like, down there, there's, like, TikToks telling people, like, here's the hole
you've got to go through.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then all these people are, like, going through a hole.
Right.
And you go, this seems to show the TikTok border hole.
And you go, well, there's got to be a better way than this.
Yeah.
Like, I'm not an expert, but there's got to be a better way than, like, you
know, there's got to be a better way than just, you know, figuring out
everything after the fact.
Yeah.
And I guess the people that live in these border cities, like the cities that
live right on the border, it sucks.
It sucks.
It's tough.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because they're in, like, the line of fire.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I mean, like, they've got to just figure out how to do it.
But I don't know.
See, this is the famous, is this the famous hole?
Yeah.
Is a global destination.
Littered with travel documents from around the world.
With the help of a translator, we learned a little about the Chinese migrants
coming through.
They're coming through from Mexico.
We talked to one guy who was Chinese.
We also met a banker and small business owners.
Yeah, they look, by the way, are these, are these people migrants?
They look great.
Yeah.
Like, this is kind of hilarious.
Like, they do look, if those are migrants, they look better than most people I
know.
Here's specifically the TikTok hole.
We wondered how all of these migrants knew about this particular entryway into
California.
One of them had an iPhone.
The answer was in their hands.
How do you know about that?
Oh, the wind.
Okay, TikTok.
TikTok.
You dumb s**t.
We go through the hole on TikTok.
You dumb white s**t.
We were struck by just how orderly and routine it all seemed.
Yeah, they're Chinese.
They're doing a good job.
They're clearly doing a good job.
Yeah, why are you surprised?
Why are you shocked about this?
How much property do you have?
It's not a bunch of Irish drunks taking selfies.
All right, all right.
We got it.
We got it.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, they've got to figure it out then.
They're making a little, uh, the Chinese should, there should be a different
way to do it
so that people aren't going through a hole.
But is TikTok the only social media app that they're learning that on?
They could probably learn it on Reels.
Yeah.
Everything on TikTok then goes somewhere else to the Reel or YouTube short.
It just makes me roll my eyes a little bit where they go,
They're learning how to come into the country on TikTok.
And they're already trying to ban TikTok.
Everyone learns everything on TikTok.
Yeah.
Fun fact, there was no drug use in America before TikTok.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's where everybody learns how to die.
Yeah.
We talked to this Indian Uyghur comedian who makes his money from TikTok.