Name: Baltimore Bridge Inside Job Conspiracy Theories #388
Uploaded: 2024-04-22T16:00:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Baltimore Bridge Inside Job Conspiracy Theories #388' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Baltimore Bridge Inside Job Conspiracy Theories #388' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-22. Transcript available.

uh this is an interesting story here um well first of all what is this baltimore
bridge
what happened with that um i guess a boat hit it it's not good it lost power
the boat lost power
so the boat couldn't turn yeah okay well but they there was nobody on it except
a few
construction workers they did like a emergency shutdown did anybody die like
six i think six
construction workers god it's a bummer nobody was on the actual bridge no cars
no and it was lucky
because there were cars going over it yeah like right a few seconds before yeah
that sucks now
they're shutting down the porch the comedy club well no the i think that whole
port or something
something's got it so they're doing something that's going to disrupt the flow
of like all the
stuff that gets shipped in and out of there yeah yeah a lot of crab yeah i don't
know i don't know
what's going but something there's there's there's bigger problems than just a
bridge going down
yeah there's other issues well it was probably an inside job to rename it you
know that's exactly
it's dei people immediately were saying it was an inside there's nothing now
that will happen where
as it's happening people like it's like as it's falling yeah inside job yeah
there are tiktoks of it
as it's happening going inside job yeah yeah like let's wait for a little they're
going to rename
it the omar from the wire bridge i i remember after 9 11 the mcmulty bridge
yeah after 9 11 we waited
like i think an appropriate amount of time it was like a year and then like
loose change came out
that documentary and then everybody was like oh something's weird but that was
after a while
it wasn't like i don't know yeah i guess it's just like i don't know everybody's
bored and
i don't know that's there's probably some currency in that right to make up
conspiracy theories
that's what people gotta do for sure but maybe some because some of them are
right yeah the problem is
some of them are right that's a problem with conspiracy theories and you don't
know which ones are which
until too late yeah alex jones perfect example yeah it's like it's like
anything it's like if you said
oh there's an island of politicians having sex with kids people go you're crazy
crazy but then that's
right and if you said oh there's a labyrinth of secret underground torture
prisons where the america's
kidnapping people they think are in uh al-qaeda and torturing them you go that's
crazy but then that
comes out as true you say obama killed bernie mac right and then people go you're
crazy but then
they find out it's true yeah i'm a big chef obama chef truther uh yeah i think
there's no way
that guy just died i don't want to believe that yeah i want to believe they got
him because he's hot
and he was having sex with obama and that's what i want to believe yeah it's a
better story yeah and
it might be true well we did an episode about this on our show but a lot of
people who have like
worked for powerful people have died they just died because they overhear
something they shouldn't
sure because like they wake up one night they go to the uh they go to the you
know kitchen they're
like let me grab some of that turkey i'll make a sandwich you know what i mean
and then you see
bill and hillary clinton eating a baby right right in the living room right and
then they kind of just
look at you and smile and wave and then you know you're like well my days are
numbered yeah now i'm done
the clintons had a chef that uh hillary clinton like ate his lamb chops at a
restaurant she was like
i want you to come work at the white house and then he went hiking one day and
drowned in like six
inches of water
unfortunate yeah
you just gotta say no by the way any political family wants you to do anything
you say no
yeah if someone goes i want you to walk the dog he goes no no no
yeah no no no such an honor to cook for you mrs clinton you know i have a
condition where i i get
i get really horny when i'm around dog i get insanely i have sex with dogs i
have sex with dogs yeah
it's part of my therapy to not do this yeah yeah there's something about there's
something about
when you work for like these political dynasties yeah well marvin bush bush's
brother had a nanny
and she like went out to her car one day and the car like ran her over like and
killed her yeah
yeah it's unfortunate it's unfortunate but eventually because he you know
sometimes because when he would
answer the phone he would go hello 9-11 brothers we we did 9-11 he could have
knocked her up like
there's all these weird things like people get killed for reasons we wouldn't
even think yeah yeah
yeah you know what i mean like like everyone who's met the clentons is dead