Name: Welcome Back Harvey Weinstein! #390
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Welcome Back Harvey Weinstein! #390' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Welcome Back Harvey Weinstein! #390' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-01. Transcript available.

I want to say this, I want to say this, and I want to say this.
Harvey Weinstein, welcome back.
The Me Too movement has been a complete failure,
and Bill Cosby is out of jail.
Harvey Weinstein's conviction is overturned.
I will work with you today.
I will work with you yesterday.
I will work with you tomorrow.
Nothing good has happened since this man's been put in a cell.
I'm telling you right now, Kevin Spacey is back.
Harvey Weinstein is back.
I'm sorry.
You might not want to hear it.
But a panel of all-female judges just came out,
and they're putting the big guy in the director's chair.
He's coming back.
In a 4-3 decision on Thursday,
New York's highest court overturned Harvey Weinstein's 2020 conviction
on felony sex crime charges.
A reversal that horrified and dismayed many of the women
whose decision to speak out against Mr. Weinstein,
a prominent Hollywood producer who accelerated the Me Too movement.
Well, you know what's funny?
And the reason I say that the Me Too movement is a failure
is not because I want women to suffer any type of harassment or abuse.
What I am saying is that remember when this whole thing happened,
everybody had a scale,
and the scale was from Weinstein on one end and Cosby
to then whoever else,
like a guy who made like an off-color remark
to his secretary in an elevator or whatever.
Well,
on one side of the scale,
Weinstein and Cosby are both out.
I mean, is he out of jail yet?
No.
No, he's still serving the California sentence.
But here's the deal.
They may overturn that too.
That might be next.
So what I mean about the movement being a failure
is if the two guys that the movement was kind of based on,
Bill Cosby out of jail
and Harvey Weinstein,
hopeful,
his conviction just got overturned,
cautiously excited.
That's what they're saying.
By the way,
hey, movie fans,
you should be cautiously excited.
You should be cautiously excited.
How great's his next one going to be?
Because it might be his last one.
He's not in great health.
He comes back
and just kills it.
Makes a movie about a guy
who's falsely accused of rape
or something.
I don't know.
Just guessing.
Spitballing.
This man,
now I know a lot,
he's an ogre
and he's a tyrant
and he,
listen,
all of those things may be true.
who are true.
But the man
just got his conviction overturned.
We live in a country of laws.
We live in a country of laws.
You understand that?
So at the end of the day,
this man,
you know,
I was sitting at the Soho house
at a meeting in LA.
The Soho house is a collection
of the worst
of humanity
in every city,
but specifically here in LA.
All these people wearing
wearing leather jackets
and these witch hats
and it's for dilettantes.
It's for people
that think they're in the arts
but are not.
It's rich kids pretending.
It's people playing dress up.
It's people that are
in the business of entertainment,
the agents
and managers,
the social media people,
the brand deal people,
all these people,
right?
I'm always in,
look,
there's a panel right there,
probably about Harvey Weinstein.
Well,
guess what?
Guess what,
ladies?
I've got a surprise.
I have a surprise addition
to the panel.
He's coming back.
And I was saying to myself,
I'm looking around
at all these frauds
in the Soho house.
People that have zero talent.
They have nothing.
They've rode some wave
of luck
and politics
to the unimportant position
they're now in.
And I'm looking around
at these near-do-wells
these nothings.
And I'm reading this article
about Harvey
and I'm saying to myself
when he walks back in,
don't be surprised
if he's greeted warmly.
Don't,
don't you be surprised
if he's greeted warmly.
Don't be shocked.
People are ready
to put that chapter
to bed
and nothing puts it
to bed better
than Harvey Weinstein
strolling
into the Soho house
or Craig's
or another
institution
in Hollywood
and being greeted,
I want women
throwing their pussies
at him.
here's my pussy
Harvey.
If you,
you will know
that this country
is finally back
if women
are throwing
their pussies
at Harvey Weinstein.
You will know
it's back.
A lot of people
are not ready for it.
A lot of people
aren't ready.
They're not ready.
They don't know
how quick
the volley,
the tennis ball
comes back
over the net.
But it does.
Now,
why did they
overturn this conviction?
Does the movies suck?
Why did they do this?
Basically,
they allowed people
to testify
that weren't a part
of the charges.
So,
sort of like
stacking the deck
against him.
Because it was,
listen,
I'm not saying
the man is innocent
of his crimes.
Here's what I'm saying.
The frothing
at the mouth
witch hunt
mentality
allowed
this conviction
to be overturned.
How giddy
people were
in 2020.
People forgot
about the law.
They forgot
that there was
a f***ing
law.
It was
the Salem witch trials.
And maybe
he's a witch.
He's probably
a witch.
There's enough
people saying
he's a witch.
But there's still
law.
There's still
a procedure.
And people
forgot that.
People were
letting people
get on the stand
and just
pop all kinds
of s***.
Say whatever
they wanted.
Because it was
2020 and
people were
going nuts.
And now
all of these
women know,
these women know,
they're female
judges.
Here's the thing
about female judges.
Can we see
these judges
I want to see
the all
women panel
that
heroically,
heroically
overturned
the Harvey Weinstein
thing.
Let's see them.
Because I'm
going to tell you
why in two
seconds.
I'm going to
tell you why
it happened.
One of the
reasons it
happened
is that
female judges
don't like
hoes.
they don't
like hoes.
They don't
like hoes.
They don't
feel bad for
hoes because
they weren't
hoes.
These female
judges worked
their asses
off to get
where they
got.
And they're
probably,
this is Harvey
Weinstein
literally right
now calling me,
literally calling
me right now.
He's calling
me right now.
This is one
of them.
It's my
agent.
Hold on.
Hi, I'm
defending Harvey
Weinstein on my
podcast.
I'll call you
back.
Thank you.
What?
Show me one
of those judges.
She ain't
listening to
no ho.
She doesn't
want no
ho.
She's not
trying to hear
it.
She ain't
trying to hear
it.
this woman
is an
accomplished
woman.
And she's
got hoes
up in the
courtroom.
Look at
that.
You think
she feels
bad for
any of
these women
that judge?
You think
that judge
feels bad
for Angelina
Jolie?
You think
that a
female judge
goes,
yeah,
I feel
real bad
for Gwyneth
Paltrow.
Let him
out.
You think
she feels
bad for
Gwyneth?
Let him
out.
Gwyneth
Paltrow
is selling
goop,
green juice,
and sprays
to ward off
vampires and
all kinds
of shit to
fat middle
American women
from Kansas.
And this
judge has
had enough.
Let him
out.
Let him
out.
She's had
enough.
Angelina Jolie
is walking
around with
vials of
blood around
her neck.
She's got
15 kids
from 19
countries.
Let him
out.
Let him
out.
This is how
crazy the
Me Too
movement got
that even
women now
are saying
let's let
these monsters
out of jail
because we've
had enough.
I like that
She's legit.
She's probably
a Democrat
too.
She's most
likely a
Democrat and
she doesn't
care because
she goes,
guys, there's
actually a law
here.
Sorry about
there's a law.
There's a law.
Jenny Rivera.
That's her
name?
Yes.
Yeah.
What is that
thing?
Judge Jenny
Rivera could get
booted.
What's that?
Get that one
out.
Oh, because
she refused
to COVID
vax.
That's my
girl.
That's my
girl.
That's right.
I like this
woman.
Jenny Rivera
doesn't give a
shit.
She's like,
yeah, get away
from my body
with that.
That's right.
I like this
woman.
She's still
we're going to
feel bad for
Angelina Jolie
Gwyneth Paltrow.
That's who we're
feeling bad for
now.
No, nope.
Jenny Rivera
goes, no,
thanks.
Where were
they when I
was working
at the
bodega
making chopped
cheese and
going to
school at
night?
And people
like Gwyneth
Paltrow
were spitting
on me.
Let him
out.
Let him
free.
I hope
Harvey Weinstein
marches out
of jail.
Correct.
Why you
shouldn't
body shame
Harvey Weinstein.
That is
correct.
That is
correct.
I hope he
marches out
of jail and
I hope he
marches right
back into
Hollywood and
starts working
again.
Everybody
deserves a
second,
third,
or 18th
chance.
Everybody.
Including
this mogul.
Judge Jenny
Rivera thinks
so.
Who am I?
She's a
judge.
I'm going
against
her.
She's
a judge.
He's
going to
make a
great movie.
He's
going to
make a
this guy
is going
to get
out of
jail and
make the
greatest
movie ever.
Okay?
He's
going to
make it
about that
mass grave
outside of
that Al
Shifa
hospital in
Israel.
All those
Palestinians
who killed
themselves.
He's
going to
make the
greatest
movie about
the biggest
mass
suicide
in
history
when all
those
Palestinians
took
their
own
lives.
Watch.
He's
in.
Put him
in,
coach.
You'll
see.
He's
going to
make a
movie where
you'll
just see
two-year-old
Palestinians
with guns
with guns.
In a
world where
no one
can be
trusted
and even
children
carry the
weapons of
war.
Only one
country has
unimpeachable
intent.
The
Weinstein
Brothers
present
Israel,
it had
to be
done.
Starring
Gal
Godot,
Kevin
Spacey,
and
Ghislaine
Maxwell.
And in
her,
and
introducing
Ghislaine
Maxwell.
Israel,
it had
to be
done.
There'll
be little,
little
Palestinians
and they'll
come out
and they'll
have these
little like
guns and
they'll just
be like
I think
it could
be fun.
I'm into
it.
I'm ready
to see
it.