Name: Dropshipping Is A Scam #391
Uploaded: 2024-05-10T16:00:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dropshipping Is A Scam #391' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dropshipping Is A Scam #391' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-10. Transcript available.

By the way, if you tell anyone that they should learn a craft right now,
they stare at you.
They will stare.
If you talk to an 18-year-old and go, learn a craft, they stare at you.
All they want is some scam.
They want you to put them on to some scam.
Drop shipping.
They want to drop ship.
That's all that people want to do.
They want to set up a website for some product that they see going viral on
TikTok
that's being made by children in the Philippines,
and then they're then setting up some website.
They're making money for it, and that's all they want to do.
That's all they want to do.
That's what all this shit comes under drop shipping.
That's all it ever comes down to.
All these online gurus, all of it's just drop shipping.
There's nothing else.
It's not like they're telling you to do anything else.
All of it's drop shipping.
Get up what drop shipping is to just explain to people.
That's all it comes to every time there's a kid on Instagram who's like,
always making no money, and I dropped out of uni.
But then last year, last month, I made $500,000,
and I bought my father a car.
Drop shipping is when a person or a company sells goods on their website
that they do not keep in stock.
So you're buying it from somewhere and then selling it on your website.
That's all these online gurus tell you to do.
That's all they tell you to do is just drop ship.
That's it.
That's everybody wants it.
That's all anyone wants to do.
If you're under the age of 25, that's all these people want to do is drop ship.
I just want to buy things on Alibaba and sell them on the website.
That's all these kids want to do.
And gamble.
And then I can gamble.
I take that money that I've earned and I go bet.
It's all a big casino.
We're turning it into a casino.
And by the way, everything looks like a casino.
Now, have you ever walked into a new condo?
It's a casino.
It's a casino.
Go walk into any new condo.
It's a big marble wall.
There's a waterfall.
Everything looks like a casino.
Every piece of architecture right now looks like you're walking into Vegas.
It all looks like a Steve Wynn property.
It's all fountains and granite and, you know, like a travertine and marble.
It's to make you believe that you're in a casino.
Grandeur and opulence.
It's to make you live in a permanent state of fucking betting.
It's keeping you high.
Keep you high.
What do you got?
What do you got?
But this is all, it's funny because sometimes you go through these people's
videos,
one video after another video after another video, and, you know, you go,
what are they talking about?
What are they talking about?
This is my journey of being 19 years old and building a fucking empire.
This is my journey of being 19 years old and building a fucking business.
I dropped out of uni and my parents was like, you're crazy.
But then I built my own business.
I've got 17 businesses right now.
And then you go, okay, what is it?
And every, all of it, once you just get to what it really is, it's just drop
shipping.
That's all it is.
It's just drop shipping.
And I'm not, listen, I'm not hating on people.
I just, it's, it seems not everyone can be a drop shipper, right?
That can't, that won't work.
If everyone's just drop shipping all the time, buying things on this Alibaba
and then selling.
And it's just crap.
The things that drop shipping are crap.
Like one, it was like a Corona beer can.
It was also a water gun.
That was a kid made a fortune on that.
So they just wait to these, like products are going viral on TikTok.
And then they just set up a website.
I was in uni and I was like, I'm not reading all this Shakespeare and all this
faggot shit.
I'm going to be a fucking drop shipper.
And now I'll drop ship.
That's all it is.
It's all it comes down to.
And everything, and it's, again, it's part of this idea that learning a craft
and being good at something is a big waste of time.
If you're a young person.
It's really interesting.
If you are a young person right now, being good at something, mastering some
type of craft is a complete waste of your time.
Everybody is telling you to just gamble.