Name: Kevin Spacey's Big Mistake Was Not Having a Product To Sell #393
Uploaded: 2024-05-31T00:00:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kevin Spacey's Big Mistake Was Not Having a Product To Sell #393' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-31. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kevin Spacey's Big Mistake Was Not Having a Product To Sell #393' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-31. Transcript available.

This is where Kevin Spacey went wrong.
He went wrong because he could have had a product.
Kevin Spacey could have had a product.
Instead, he went around goosing people
and taking his dick out, and now he's in trouble.
Although, although, I'll be honest with you,
if you watch the documentary,
and this is the problem with Me Too and Hollywood,
as opposed to any other Me Too in the military,
you feel bad for people.
You go, oh, f***, they're in the military.
Somebody's raping them.
That's not good.
They joined the military to make the ultimate sacrifice
for America, and somebody is sexually harassing them.
Or you go, you know, in corporate world,
somebody's...
Here's the problem when it's a Hollywood Me Too, okay?
The people that Kevin Spacey is being inappropriate with
continually hang out with them.
They keep going back,
because they want something out of the relationship.
This guy's like, Kevin Spacey took me to a movie
and started jerking off next to me.
And then he goes, and then he called me
and invited me to some party at his house
that Bruce Willis was going to be at.
So, of course, you know, I went.
And you go, I don't really feel bad for you.
Kevin Spacey acted in a way
that would prevent a normal person
from hanging out with him again.
You would go, this guy's got issues.
This guy has problems.
However, all of these people want something
out of the relationship with Kevin Spacey.
He's a major Hollywood star.
So they go, we're just going to go to the party
he's having at his hotel room.
And I'm not trying to victim blame here.
I'm not saying that these people were responsible
for Kevin Spacey's behavior.
What I'm saying is they're certainly responsible
for continually showing up to environments
where they knew or had a good idea
how this guy was going to act.
You know, it just doesn't, you watch the documentary,
you don't feel that bad for these people.
I'm sorry, you don't.
You don't feel bad for these older people,
these actors that, you know, were just like,
because by the way, it's gross to watch someone
talk about how they,
because it's hard for them to even admit.
They're like, well, you know, he's Kevin Spacey.
So, well, you know, of course.
Inherent in everything they're saying
is their desperation to be famous
or to be around famous people.
And it's clouded their judgment.
And it just, it's not, they're not a group of people
that it's easy to feel bad for.
They're not a naturally sympathetic group of people,
these Hollywood actors, that Kevin Spacey,
can we, let's watch one of these people.
You tell me if I'm right.
Yeah, this is the section of the trailer
where he talks about being around Spacey.
Right.
Here we go.
To run lines with him felt like this dream come true.
I wanted to be in his good favor.
If all that meant was rubbing his shoulders,
I would do that.
Well, well.
It's a bunch of people that show up to the hotel room
giving you a massage,
and then Spacey takes his dick out,
and then they're like, what's going on?
I just came here to touch you and run lines.
And I'm not saying what Spacey did was great.
But I'm telling you right now,
it's hard to feel bad for people that keep showing up.
Now, let's give Spacey some,
let's give him some airtime here
because he had an interview with Chris Cuomo.
He's responded to this.
He's coming back.
I prepared everyone for this.
The return of all of these people, by the way,
they're all coming back.
Harvey Weinstein, they're all coming back.
And you're going to have to prepare for it.
It's just what it is.
They're all coming back like it never happened.
It's going to be like it never happened.
And you're going to have to deal with it.
And he'll have a product.
He's going to have a product.
Watching people that were canceled in 2021 for Me Too
come back, not only come back,
but sell you soup in the grocery store
is going to be tough for many victims.
Many victims who walk down the aisle
and see Spacey's soup
where he does a homestyle southern soups.
It's going to be hard for people
who got slapped in the face with his balls
or some makeup artist who had to see his junk.
They're not going to like it.
A couple of people that Harvey Weinstein
bear attacked in the hallway
of the Weinstein company
are going to get angry
when he's back
and they start selling cookies.
But it's going to happen.
The people that sexually assaulted you
are going to have products in the store.
And they're going to be decent.
You're going to feed your...
They're not going to be bad.
There's too much money in it
for them to be bad.
The Spacey Homestyle Southern Soups
endorsed by Frank Underwood
and Kevin Spacey.
They're the same person.
It doesn't matter.
They're going to be good.
And you're going to tell your children,
eat your Spacey soup.
That guy put his balls on my head
when I was a young actor.
But his soup, you can't argue with it.
It's good.
It's easy to make
and it's nutritious.
It's going to happen.
They're coming back.
There's nothing you can do about it.