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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rodent Men & Justin Timberlake | The Tim Dillon Show #396' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-22. Transcript available.

Rodent Men & Justin Timberlake | The Tim Dillon Show #396

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
My business manager, not answering his phone,
celebrating Juneteenth out in Palm Springs.
He's celebrating Juneteenth out there in Palm Springs.
Black population, four people.
And so I guess he's gotten them all together
for a Juneteenth celebration
because he was not answering his phone on Juneteenth,
which is hilarious.
We still, you know, we want to make sure
that everyone is celebrating
all of the holidays, which is good.
Women are having sex with the rat men now.
People are attracted to men
with small rodent-like faces.
This is culture.
Timothee Chalamet and Jeremy Allen White.
I'm not saying you look like rats.
That's the guardian.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not inferring that you look like...
But I'm saying...
But they are saying it as a positive.
They're saying that women are like...
They like this is the new guy.
It's the year of the rat.
They're saying this is what women want.
You know, women have these things,
these fetishes that float in and out.
The dad bod comes in and then it goes out, right?
The muscular jaw kind of always stays in,
but the nerd comes in and out.
The dad bod, the rodent.
And this is the latest iteration of a fetish
for many women in America
is for whatever reason,
they like these kind of rodent type men.
I don't...
You know, I don't know what it is,
but people like they look like sexy rats
is what women are saying.
It's the year of the rat summer.
It's a rat summer.
So if you have rat-like features,
if you're a rodent,
it is your summer.
It is your time.
Women are into this.
They want it.
And again, I'm not...
They're saying all of this.
Chalamet looks like a rat from a Disney film.
Jeremy Allen White looks like a slightly tranquilized rat.
O'Connor looks like sort of a sexy henchman rat.
The sort of tall and lumbering rat
employed to maintain the personal safety of the rat king.
The rat king is obviously Barry Kogan from Ireland
who looks like the sort of rat
that would have your face off if you cornered him.
You know, I mean...
It's something.
It's something.
And people like it.
There's a certain sex appeal to it.
It is probably the beginning of the bestiality.
I would imagine we're opening the door
with these rat-like men
to a time when people just have sex with animals, I guess.
But, well, it's not so much that people are having...
hooking up with these men.
These are attractive guys.
It's that it's being discussed in these terms
that people are fantasizing that they're...
with a cartoon rat, I think, is, you know...
You know, this is maybe something that
people would not have vocalized at another time.
This is maybe something that would have been left...
left alone.
But to all the rat men out there who listen to this show,
this is your time.
This is your summer.
You got to go out there and make the most of it.
For a while, you were probably ignored.
People found your kind of squirrely features bothersome.
Not anymore.
They want it.
The women want...
Well, the women want a guy...
There's a masculinity to being a rat, I think.
There's a certain get-the-cheese element of it.
There's a certain filthiness.
The tunnels, the rat tunnels, the Hamas.
Is this connected?
Are we connecting any of it?
Does it have a sociopolitical thing?
You know, women love true crime
because they kind of want to be thrown in a trunk.
Do they want a rat to drag him into the tunnels?
I don't know.
Not even going there.
Not even going there.
This show has advertisers that we love and respect.
Not going there.
Don't want to.
Uninterested.
The Supreme Court, bitch,
who is great, by the way.
Now, the Supreme Court, obviously,
will go nuts and try to, you know,
ban the morning-after pill and condoms,
then they will try to ban, you know,
any type of, probably they'll ban everything,
or they'll try.
But this woman, Marianne Alito,
I'm never a fan of this type of journalism, by the way.
I know that a lot of people do it.
And I don't care so much about it.
It goes both ways.
You know, James O'Keefe does a lot of this
where he finds people that are willing to admit certain things.
And this woman got Marianne Alito to admit certain things.
Here's why I've never been a fan of this type of journalism.
I already know what they're going to get the people to admit.
So it's not an aha moment to me because I'm smart.
So I'm not shocked at any of this gotcha stuff.
Not that it doesn't have its place,
and I'm not chastising the people who do it,
but I'm never like, oh my, oh my God.
Whoa, this is earth shattering.
This is groundbreaking that, you know,
someone at the Pentagon is talking about, you know,
diversity, equity, and inclusion,
and they don't like Trump,
and there's people in these institutions that,
we get it.
I know all that, and I know that this woman's a nut.
She's a fun nut, though.
And I get it.
Her whole deal is she's basically this,
and they're doing the bit about how she's like a real housewife,
and she's a Supreme Court wife,
and her and Ginny Thomas, Clarence Thomas' wife,
who's a little bit of a nut,
they're out there getting boozed up,
shooting from the hip, going hard,
and this woman is saying things about the pride flag,
which as a gay person,
I don't even know what it is anymore.
I look at the pride flag in L.A.,
I don't even know what it is,
circles and squares and triangles.
There's so many colors.
I don't know what it is or what it signifies
or what it's about.
I know what it initially was about.
I don't know what it is about now,
and I don't get it.
I stare at it,
and I'm trying to imagine what color represents what thing.
Literally, a friend of mine,
we looked at one in West Hollywood the other day,
and my friend goes,
is that part for the hostages?
I'm like,
well, I don't think they put,
I don't think they put,
yeah, let's break down what the pride flag,
can we,
can we get all,
what is the circle in the yellow?
Like,
can we analyze what it is?
Because that's her big beef,
is just a look at this pride flag.
And I don't know if I even blame her,
only because it's so convoluted and crazy now,
I don't even know what it is
or what it's supposed to be.
It's like,
you get,
it was a rainbow,
and then it was like,
okay,
uh,
fine.
But now,
it's,
it's,
it's,
by the way,
and this has been
bandied about by other people,
the idea that they took something gay
and made it,
like,
not stylish,
not aesthetically pleasing,
is wild.
Like,
they've made this new pride flag
and it's something that's very ugly.
It's not
nice.
It's,
it is,
uh,
clashes.
All the colors clash,
they run together.
You would never
have this in your house.
A gay interior designer
would never put this
in your home.
They would have a stroke.
So,
now it's bi-inclusive.
The bi,
bi.
But is there anything
that has,
like,
a breakdown of it?
I know it's difficult.
Yeah,
we'll find it.
Yeah,
I don't even know
if they know what it is.
They might just keep
adding things to it.
They should keep
adding things to it.
Because people
have given up.
No one's even doing
what I'm doing right now,
which is going,
what,
what color
corresponds
to which group.
Like,
right now,
there's a part
of the flag
that is like,
it's yellow
or gold,
and it has a
circle,
a purple circle.
Does anyone
with a gun
to their head
know what that is?
Hold on,
here we go.
the red
in the flag
represents life.
Orange
represents healing.
Yellow
represents sunlight.
Green
is nature.
Indigo
is blue.
Repres,
whatever.
Serenity,
the last color.
the meaning
of the new
progress
pride flag.
The new
progress
pride flag
includes new
colors
and a new
design
that are meant
to represent
people of color
as well as
people that are
intersex
and non-binary.
Pink,
baby blue,
and white
represent trans
people.
Okay.
Color placement
in a new
shape.
Listen to this.
Listen to that.
The word
progress
of the new
flag isn't
only about
adding the
new colors
to it.
It's because
of the
shape,
which differs
from the
original design
of horizontal
stripes only.
The progress
pride flag
shows the
white,
pink,
baby blue,
black,
and brown
stripes
in a
triangle
shape
with the
six colored
rainbow
stacked next
to them.
This was
done
intentionally
to convey
the separation
and meaning
and shift
focus
of how
important
these
new
issues
are.
The placement
of the
new colors
in a
narrow
shape
is meant
to convey
the progress
still needed.
Although the
pride flag
continues to
evolve,
the most
recent update
includes a
yellow triangle
with a
purple circle,
yes,
inside it
to represent
the intersex
community.
My
favorite thing
now is to
go to a
pride flag
without that
circle and
go,
what about
the intersex
and really
throw someone
off?
What about
them?
So that's
the pride
flag now.
It's all,
I mean,
look at it.
Just take a
look at how
aesthetically
displeasing
this flag
is.
How confusing
it is.
It is a
Trump
ad.
It really
is.
It's become,
it's because
people are
looking at it
going,
what is
this,
what is
it,
what does
it signify
and when
does it
end?
Does it
end?
Does the
pride flag
have an
end?
This is a
question.
Is there
any time
when someone
will go,
this is a
bit crowded?
No.
Is there
one person
in the
meeting
that goes,
this seems
a bit
crowded?
Because
there's
probably,
you know
that's not
the only
thing.
they've
pitched
all
kinds
of
changes
to that
flag.
You got
to remember
like how
many genders
there are
and like
there's been
a lot
of things
pitched.
So this,
as crazy
as this
is,
this
represents
like
the
conservative
approach
in a
sense
to the
pride flag
because someone
had to go,
we've got to
stop a
that like
we can
only add
six new
colors to
this.
We have
to stop
at six.
So it
is,
someone in
the meeting
had to
go,
we can't
do
every
color.
Someone
probably
goes,
what about
emerald
green
for the
Irish?
I know
what you're,
I know
where you're
going there,
you know,
but it's
just,
I don't
know.
So we
have
Marianna
Leto,
who might
hate
gay
people
and
might
not.
I don't
know.
I don't
know what
this woman
feels and
I don't
really care
either about
what she,
you know,
she's not on
the Supreme
Court,
her husband
is.
Most of
these issues
will go to
state votes,
probably,
maybe gay
marriage will
abortion did,
and a lot
of red
states codify
abortion in
their
constitutions,
a lot of
them,
when those
measures are
put on the
ballot,
even states
like Kansas,
a lot of
them choose
to have
abortion.
I don't,
you know,
America has
a strong
strain of
fundamentalism
that runs
through it,
and I
think the
return of
it is
sort of
a,
obviously we
had a
long period
of time
where people,
this ideology
on the left
was ascendant
of,
you know,
this is
sort of
chaos,
and we've
seen the
response to
that,
and obviously
you have
the response
to that
as more
of a
kind of
people that
are coming
out that
are more
traditionalists,
and some
of that
obviously
could be
like Christian
psychotic
fundamentalism,
which you
don't want.
Hopefully you
end where we
can never
seem to end
in this
country,
in the
middle,
in like
some type
of balance
where it's
more of a
live and
let live
mentality
where nobody
is trying
to,
because that's
when the
country works
the best
is when
everybody,
I hate to
say,
but it's
like everyone
in this
country does
kind of
need to
be worked
to death.
You really
can't give
people in
this country
much time
to reflect
on anything
else other
than working.
Like they
have to work.
I'm not
saying that
they should
be like
working in
unsafe
conditions or
not being
paid,
but like
this whole
idea that
there's a
real dimension
of meaning
in this
country that
people are
going to
access when
they're not
working.
It's just
not borne
out by the
facts.
It's just
not,
if people,
my fear
with AI
and all
this stuff
is with
less people
working,
they're going
to have
all the
time in
the world
and idle
time is
the devil's
play thing.
People will
just,
like this
woman doesn't
do anything.
This woman,
this Alito
lady,
shouldn't do
anything.
Now,
so she's
looking at
this pride flag
and it's
bothering her.
I get it.
And I'm not
saying that she
should be out
there with
her own
cosmet