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Trump Assassination Attempt Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #400

Alex Jones is with us.
He's the only guy that I could really think of
that I wanted to talk to about this and what's going on.
And that's you and I coming out,
the fact that we've been married for 10 years.
We've been married for 10 years,
and we get all the state benefits that come with it.
What do you think is, this is a weird time in our country.
You've been saying and warning people about stuff like this.
What happened, you've been saying,
there's going to be violence in this election.
Yeah, I mean, I joked around.
You're one of my favorite comedians.
I love you.
Thank you.
I watch your show every week.
So is my wife.
So is the crew.
We love you, Tim.
We love your crew.
I just want to be 100% clear, okay?
I'm not trying to be dramatic here on air.
I am literally telling you what I believe is going on.
And so here's the bottom line.
Everybody's getting into grassy knoll and shots and ballistics and trajectory.
The Secret Service, even if he only has 20 people,
because Biden cut it down to nothing,
he wouldn't give RFK Jr., whose father and uncle were both murdered by the
government, any Secret Service.
So that's by default serious negligence going on, deliberate negligence to get
him killed.
So Trump's got 20 Secret Service.
It doesn't matter.
All the local police work for them and want to work for Trump.
So they were told by the advance team, this has come out, not to be on the
roofs of four
buildings 450 feet away that a Boy Scout, you know, a 10-year-old could make
that shot, okay?
So there was a default standout, just like in 63 in Dallas.
And Kennedy said, I'm pulling out 100,000 troops a month.
In four months, the 400,000 troops that were in Vietnam were going to be gone.
Trump said, I'm going to end this war.
I'm going to cut off funding the Ukraine war.
And so Biden's really collapsed.
And then they don't put anybody on the roof, which again, is the number one
place you go
and the number one place.
I mean, out to a half mile, if there's water towers where a president or a top
candidate
speaking, they go and put people on the water tower because that's a place to
take a shot.
450 feet away, literally a 10-year-old can hit bullseye at 450 feet, okay?
I've shot mountain goats at 1,200 yards.
But most people can't shoot like that.
But we're talking 450 feet.
But the round that the guy fired was so lightweight, a little bit of wind can
blow it, cold bore.
It can always shoot a little bit to the left.
But the point is, it was one half inch away from hitting Trump right in the
temple and killing
him, shot right through his ear, right here.
And so that's one issue.
This was not a mistake.
This was not a screw up.
This was premeditated.
But yes, I've been on air like a parrot saying they're going to kill Trump or
try to kill
him.
And when they kill him or try to kill him, all hell is going to break loose.
So I want to be 100% clear.
Now the deep state set this up, brought in the shooter, protected him, put him
up there.
That's all 100% fact.
Don't be naive.
People debate that stuff all day.
The default is put people on rooftops within a half mile.
This is 450 feet away.
This is preposterous.
This was the default set position.
This is like putting salt water in your gas tank or not putting gas in your car.
You have a newborn baby.
You throw it in the pool.
It's not a mistake.
It's done on purpose.
The low level Secret Service is not their fault.
They follow orders.
No one is on four rooftops 450 feet away.
Who is giving that order?
Who is telling them don't be on the rooftops?
What else do you think, if you had to guess?
We know.
We know.
Okay.
That is the senior, that is the senior advanced team of the Secret Service.
And that is that there's a name, this woman, I forget her name.
She is the, she's testifying.
The Republicans have just called her to testify in front of the, in front of
Congress.
I forget her name, but she is the head of the Secret Service.
Do you know her name, Alex?
I'm forgetting her name.
Yeah.
It's another one of these diversity hires.
So we, you know, we saw a bunch of women with, with, with guns didn't protect
Trump, but
it's beyond that.
The number one thing, if you study the Secret Service, this is all well-known.
It's in all the Secret Service movies, but it's, it's the default.
Any rooftops within a half mile, you clear and you have people on top of them.
It doesn't matter that you have enough Secret Service.
You put cops on top of the roofs that nobody can do that.
Instead, about two minutes before Trump gets shot in the ear, there's video of
this.
It's all over X.
They clear everybody out from behind Trump.
As they hear, dozens of witnesses have been on the news that said, there's a
guy with a
gun on the building.
Right.
So they were around for minutes going, yeah, yeah, there's a guy, exactly.
There's a guy on the roof with a gun and they sit there and fumble and watch,
but the local
SWAT teams waited and they're on their radios with their guns trained on him.
And they're like, not told to take a shot.
So there wasn't just a stand down, not putting people on top of buildings,
which is the first
thing you do.
That's where the shots come from, not up close in every case, 95% of the time.
They then have got, it's all on video, the shooter, as he's up there with a
rifle crawling
around and getting a pro position, and they're told to stand down for about two
minutes.
So we're talking about 120 seconds, this is like a lifetime, because in real
situations,
you got a shooter, you got a guy with a gun, you blast him.
So everybody having to debate about and hearings and why this happened, that's
all a distraction.
So moving on from that, Trump beat all the fake impeachments.
He beat the Russiagate.
He beat the fake civil cases.
He got found guilty, but nobody bought it.
They were popular.
He got convicted in the New York show trial.
That gave him an extra 10 points in real national scientific polls that are
being conducted.
I've talked to the Republican Party that's doing these.
Probably about 25 points ahead nationwide.
In mainstream news, they say 15 points.
In battleground states, he's 10 to 15 points ahead.
With dead people, people in a lot of district, that's not enough.
Maybe they can steal a five-point lead.
You can't steal a 10-point lead.
You can't steal a 15-point lead.
So even in New York, he's now in play.
Places like Michigan, 10 points ahead.
Pennsylvania, 10 points ahead.
Georgia, 15 points ahead.
Arizona, 15 points ahead.
They can't steal that.
So they're in total collapse.
They're trying to remove Biden.
So you change the subject by killing Trump and then who is the nominee one week
before he
goes to Milwaukee, Wisconsin for the RNC.
So now that they shot at the king and missed, and he's even more popular, and
they're more
desperate, as I said three years ago, as Tucker said years ago, as I've said on
air, and as
I've personally told Trump, I'll leave it at that, I said, sir, six months ago,
I said,
you are on a trajectory where you've beaten all this.
The next thing is assassination.
That's why he has a secret service.
To act like that isn't an issue.
Remember, Forbes was saying last night, oh, there was an incident, a backfire
of a car
or something, they were, shut that down, guys.
So they are literally trying to sell you that none of this happened, that there
wasn't even
assassination.
They tried that for like six, seven hours yesterday, showing you how incredibly
disgusting all this
is and how the fix is in.
So I told you literally, like a parrot on methamphetamine, what was going to
happen the
last couple of years.
Now, let me tell you the rest of the moves that deep state has.
Please.
He's trying to pull the troops out of Ukraine.
The U.S. funds 83% of the funding that's public.
People say, oh, Trump can't kill this.
He can't stop this.
The hell he can't.
He's the commander in chief.
So Kennedy tried to pull out the troops.
He pulled out 100,000 and he was dead a month later in 63.
So here's what the deep state needs to do.
Everybody's against them.
The whole world's waking up to them.
They want to kill, I'll be very slow here.
They want to kill Trump now even more because this just gave him 20 points.
He's not, all these Democrats that are now voting Trump, he's not going to win
by 10 points.
He's going to win by 30 points.
This is a major political realignment.
He got shot in the side of the head, perfect hole right through his ear,
quarter inch over,
right, right, right in the temple.
This is so epic.
So what is the deep state going to do?
Well, I've studied clandestine operations.
I study all this stuff.
I had a lot of family worked in this.
And I'm not talking about pencil pushing areas of government.
I'm talking about overthrowing government people.
Okay.
And they told me all this stuff when I was a kid.
So, so here's, what's going to go down.
They've got the deep state has truck bombs loaded in Florida.
They have truck bombs.
In my opinion, loaded in Wisconsin.
And if they don't block the roads off a half mile from Mar-a-Lago with serious
concrete
dividers.
If they don't block off Wisconsin, which Trump said, screw it.
I'm going there tomorrow.
If they don't do that, the next move is roll a truck full of plastic explosives
into the
event.
They're also going to try to poison him.
They got people inside his organization.
So poisoning, truck bombs, shootings is all that works.
Also, they've been pre-programming cyber attacks by the Russians claiming they're
working with
Trump supporters.
The FBI already put out reports last year saying the Russians working with
Trump supporters are
going to cut the U.S. power off.
No, the desperate deep state.
So cyber attacks, power outages, truck bomb attacks, but it gets worse.
They will also, and this is totally.
I love how you go.
You go truck bombs, cyber power outages, and then you go, and it gets worse.
Like, it's crazy to think about getting it.
I understand what you're saying.
It's so wild to think about this.
It's crazy.
Yeah, and I want to be one trillion percent clear.
Yeah.
I'm not doing this for sensational reasons.
No, for sure.
Okay.
Okay.
I want to be a, all I do is study this.
So, so this is the normal threat continuum.
So on the ladder, indictments, civil stuff, garbage, impeachments, you know,
take them off
the ballot.
And so next is a fascination.
So if you're a deep state and you shoot at the king, you miss what's next.
You don't just try to blow the king up with a truck bomb.
You don't just try to pull his food.
That's just standard procedure in history.
You then attack black churches, black colleges with truck bombs or mass
shooters.
But a truck bomb is great when you're desperate.
You don't even have to wind up a shooter.
You just do it and claim a Trump supporter to him.
So they have already said, Senator Blumenthal that's running the attacks on me
and others
have said, they've introduced the legislation that when he's president-elect,
because it's
not just 112 days of the election, 113.
It's that in that 79 days from the early November to January 20th when he gets
inaugurated, that
79 days, the Democrats have said there's going to be massive civil unrest.
And when Trump tries to call up the National Guard under the Insurrection Act,
they've introduced
a bill to strip him of that power, which is a coup against the executive.
So they've already gone for hours.
They've pre-programmed all of this, where they're going to stage attacks on
black people.
That's all pre-programmed, all the shows, all the movies, everything.
Say Trump supporters are behind it, and they believe that will trump, pun
intended, everything
Trump is saying, everything Trump is doing.
So you think they'll try to start some type of race war or massive civil unrest
based on
like a false flag attack that may not be an assassination, but is just to destabilize
the public and to just introduce chaos into the process?
Yeah, let's be clear, Tim.
I don't think I know.
Right.
You have to understand, the