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Trump Assassination Theories & The Bowels Of Power | The Tim Dillon Show #402

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
The Kamala texts I'm getting are so many.
I don't know if somebody filled out something
and put my number or if it's just the person
that had my number before me is a registered Democrat
or is getting all these texts.
I mean, I get three to four texts a day
that they almost make me crash into other cars.
It's kind of dangerous to text the amount
that they're texting.
Do you approve of Kamala?
Are you donating?
We're short of our fundraising goal.
Do you want Trump to it?
Like the amount that they are texting people,
I feel is unsafe.
No matter how you feel about the election
or who you're voting for,
the amount of texts that you get
from the Democratic Party
and maybe from the Republicans, I don't even know.
But the texts that you are getting right now,
I'm in the middle of the 405
and I'm just getting lit up
by Kamala Harris' text.
Are you showing up for Kamala?
Stand up and be counted for Kamala!
Kamala Harris is now the Democratic nominee
for the President of the United States.
She's doing better than I thought
but we haven't, you know,
it's, it's, we are still
in the infancy of her candidacy.
The thing about Kamala is
she is a competent politician,
not much more than that.
So, tightly scripted speeches,
she's attractive to a degree,
she is professional.
However, if she goes off mic,
if she goes rogue,
it could be over.
A collection of sound bites from her
could doom the entire thing
and her staffers know that.
Most of them have left.
About 90%
of Kamala Harris' staffers have left
because she throws things at them
and yells at them,
which I support.
What is the point
of having the big job?
Kamala also is somebody
who is aware
that she's kind of
unprepared for the job.
She knows that.
She was the guest for a dinner
at DC News mogul
David Bradley's home
and like a salon-style event
where he hosts journalists
and newsmakers and people.
She had so much anxiety
about being at the dinner
where she had her staff
hold like a mock dinner
for her
where she's like,
okay, you act like a big donor.
I'll be me.
Let's all sit around the table.
You're, you know,
going to ask me a question
about Israel.
I'm going to try to respond.
So she has the foresight
to know
that she's not ready
or prepared to do the job,
which in and of itself
is a positive for her.
She's doing all these things
and they may help.
The mock dinner may help her.
The thing about America,
it's never been more clear
that America doesn't
have a president
and a lot of people
don't really want
a president.
The country is being run
by committee
and you can guess
who the committee is.
it's pretty easy to guess
the committee.
You have
many interests
in D.C.
You have all kinds
of power factions.
You have people
that work
in the defense department
and the military,
the intelligence agencies.
you have
the billionaire class
that has
their representatives
in Washington, D.C.
pulling the strings,
buying politicians,
purchasing laws,
getting laws made,
getting laws thrown out.
this is country
by committee.
This is not
country by the president.
And so Kamala Harris
would be
kind of a,
you know,
ceremonial
president.
she would be there
to make people
feel good
and to deliver,
you know,
exciting speeches
and,
but the committee
that is running
the country
will continue
to do the business
of running the country.
That's kind of
what we've seen.
I mean,
everybody was dogging,
you know,
Biden like,
which is,
you know,
they were right.
They were like,
he's too old.
He can't do it.
He's senile.
He's out.
They dump him
and they up her
and they're basically like,
she will carry on
the legacy.
The Republicans
still have an advantage,
but it's not that big
and they could lose it
if they're not careful.
They can't run on the shooting
because by November,
everyone will have forgotten
that shooting existed.
They're already
done with that.
The media is kind of
already done with that,
by the way.
We don't have a motive.
We don't know
how the guy got on a roof.
But they're already
done with that.
They're already moving on.
They're like,
yeah,
let's move on with that.
Kim Cheadle,
the head of the Secret Service,
has resigned.
She's the head that rolled
and everybody's kind of like,
look,
they fucked up.
She resigned.
Now,
Kim Cheadle,
our friend Kim Cheadle,
get that video up.
Kim Cheadle
was the one
who
put,
evacuated Dick Cheney
on 9-11.
She has been around.
Kim Cheadle
is one of the real
housewives
of the deep state.
She has been
in the dungeon,
in the dungeons
of the American government
for a long time.
I mean,
look at
young Kim Cheadle
with Dick Cheney.
Play that video.
She would know.
The 28-year veteran
was on the team
that evacuated
Vice President
Dick Cheney
on 9-11.
And she served
on then-Vice President
Biden's
protective detail.
He named her
director
in mid-2022.
Amid a swirl
of controversy
over the agency
deleting nearly
all of its text messages
from January 6th,
the agency says
that was due
to a data migration.
System migrations
happen.
But I think
for a lot of Americans
it just doesn't
pass the smell test
given the timing
and the volume
of messages deleted.
Well,
it's unfortunate
that that would be
the assumption
that people would make.
Our integrity
is everything
and there was
nothing nefarious
attached to that.
Their integrity
has...
So you're working
late again
this week
with your secretary?
I feel like
maybe something's
going on.
Well,
that's unfortunate
that you think
like that.
My integrity
is everything
to me
in this agency.
Kim Cheadle's
job is to come
out and lie.
That's her job.
That's what
her job is
and she does it.
You know,
she's expressionless.
She comes out.
She sits there
and her job
is to lie.
They go,
yeah,
you guys deleted
all those text messages
on January 6th.
That's weird.
And she goes,
yeah,
well,
sorry you feel
that way.
sorry you feel
that way.
I'm Kim Cheadle.
Sorry you feel
that way.
That is her
job
in the federal
government
is to come out
when something
happens,
she
comes out
and lies
about it
and then goes
back,
you know,
into the dungeon
of American,
the American
government.
and then
they tell her,
they call her,
they go,
you got to go out.
We had a bunch
of undercover people
in January 6th.
Not to say that
there weren't a lot
of lunatic maggot
people there.
We know that.
But we had some
undercover people
in January 6th.
We can't let people
know how many
because like the
Whitmer kidnapping,
13 of them
or 12 of the 15
of them were
FBI informants
or agents.
So they're like,
we lost all
credibility.
No one's talking
about the Gretchen
Whitmer kidnapping
anymore,
the governor of
Michigan,
because it was
an FBI plot.
It was completely
hatched by the
FBI and they were
the ones who were
doing it.
You can't even,
you can't go to
court without a
judge who's going
to go,
are you serious?
So wait a minute,
two of you
are not FBI
but the rest of
you are and this
never would have
existed without
the feds.
We're not going
to,
they could not
indict it,
they could not
try the case
because there's
so many FBI.
So they're
basically,
people wanted
to know like
how many feds
were involved
with J6,
like how many
of them are
out there.
So of course
the Secret
Service,
everybody's
deleting all
of the messages,
text messages,
going,
hey,
and then she's
got to come
out and they
got to tell
her,
they got to
go,
Kim,
you got to
go out
there and
you're going
to have
kind of a
softball
interview where
a reporter's
going to go,
hey,
so all those
text messages
on January,
what happened
to them?
Oh,
it's a data
migration.
So all
of them got
deleted.
And then she's
going to go,
well,
you know,
a lot of
Americans feel
like that's
kind of,
and she goes,
well,
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry they
feel that way,
but that's,
you know,
that's unfortunate
because our
integrity is
everything.
And as she
says it,
as she said,
she's not
great at
this.
She's not
bad at,
because she's
so dead
inside.
Make it
big,
make that
fate.
This woman
has seen
things that
would keep
you up at
night.
The things
that she
knows would
keep a
regular human
being up at
night.
She decided a
long time ago
she wanted to
be in
the inner
sanctum of
power.
And when
you're in
the inner
sanctum of
power,
the things
that you
hear can
get you
killed.
How many
people over
here to
Clinton's
talking,
I mean,
they're out,
you know,
and how
many people
that you
can look
back during
Iran-Contra,
Reagan got
lit up,
and then you
have George
H.W.
Bush sitting
on a plane
salivating at
his chance
to take,
you know,
the big chair
and to be
the president
and he's
sitting there
with a bunch
of other
guys.
Get that
photo.
You want
to see a
fun photo?
Get the
photo of
George H.W.
Bush on
the plane
watching,
waiting to
hear if
Reagan died
or not.
Get that
photo up
with a
bunch of,
and it's
George H.W.
Bush and
they're all
sitting on
the plane
with a bunch
of goons
and he's
waiting because
Reagan,
we want to
talk about
assassination
attempts right
there to
the left,
first one.
So there
they are and
they're all
waiting,
to find
out if,
yeah,
they look
innocent,
huh?
Bunch of
innocent guys.
They're all
waiting on
that plane
to know
if Reagan
died.
They're all
there waiting
going,
because now
he's the
acting president.
What I
need to say
is that
these things
aren't
new.
These,
you want
to call
them power
grabs or
coups or
whatever,
and the
people like
Kim Cheadle,
their job
is to just
come out
and they're
always expressionless.
They don't have
expressions on
their faces.
It's amazing.
When you look
at her,
if you go back
to her face,
she doesn't
smile,
she doesn't
frown,
she basically
just,
it's literally
the party
line.
This is the
party line.
That's what it
is.
The text got
deleted,
the cameras
in the
Epstein jail
went off,
the roof
was sloped.
She is
one of the
lower members,
now she's
very in the
inner sanctum,
but she's the
one that has
to go out
and make a
buffoon out
of herself.
She's not
on the top
level of guys
that you never
see or hear
about.
She's the
one that comes
out,
to make
kind of
a buffoon
of herself
with anything
they give
her.
And she
probably goes,
wait,
wait,
what?
You want
me to say
what?
And they
go,
yeah,
yeah,
we're going
with that,
the sloped
roof.
She goes,
you expect
me to go
out on the
air and
say that
the J6,
all the
texts were
lost in a
data migration?
They go,
Kim,
Kim,
this is your
gig.
And she
goes,
fine.
And then she
goes out and
she does it.
And that's
her job.
That's her
job.
Her job
is to go
out with
whatever they
cook up,
whatever they
decide,
she's got to
go out.
Now this
one was
tough because
the president
almost got
whacked on
national
television.
So now
they go to
her and
they go,
Kim,
they knock
on her
door,
she's got a
little door,
she's got an
office,
like her
office,
you ever
see the
West Wing
where Ainsley,
who's the
Ann Coulter
character in the
West Wing,
the right-wing
lawyer that the
White House
hires,
they put her
in an office
in like the
bowels of the
White House.
Ainsley's office
is in like,
right,
she's in like
the steam room
of the White House,
she's like under
the White House.
Now this woman
is the head of
the Secret Service,
so her office is a
little nicer than
that, but it's
not great.
She's not,
this is not like
one of these
offices,
yeah, let's see if
you can get a
picture of her
office.
I doubt you can,
but no,
they're not going to
show you her office.
You'll never see
this woman's office
because it's not
that great.
It's not as bad
as that girl's
from the West
Wing.
And they knock
on her door
and they say
Kim, and she's
probably sitting
at her desk
and she's got
a Diet Coke
and they go,
the calls are
growing louder.
I mean, look at
this, look at
her face,
this woman.
Do you know
this is a
trauma victim?
And I mean,
by that,
I mean,
she's the one
doling out the
trauma,
but still,
it's consumed
her.
Look at her
face and what
this woman
knows.
The things
that this
woman has
been forced
to internalize
for power
to live
with.
The bodies
that she
knows where
they are
buried.
The things
that she
kn