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Diddy Freak Offs & The Costco Family | The Tim Dillon Show #410

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
Thank you to everybody who is sharing the trailer for the Netflix show.
This is your country, the reimagining of a 90s trash TV show
with yours truly as the host.
We really appreciate it.
The trailers had a great response and people are excited about it.
It comes out October 1st.
Our friend, friend of the show,
P. Diddy incarcerated in jail in Brooklyn.
I mean, what is going on here?
What is going on?
Diddy is locked.
A girl I went to school with was, I think, very close with him
and then scrubbed her whole IG in the last couple of days.
Just fun.
Not saying who it is.
I'm no rat, but I'm just saying it's fun.
Other people from school called me.
They were like, that's kind of fun, huh?
And I go, it's a little fun.
It's a little fun.
It's worth noting.
And then she went on a whole thing about Haiti.
Diddy is accused of holding freak-offs with male prostitutes,
according to court documents.
Sean Diddy Combs' freak-offs were arranged by high-ranking supervisors.
Security household workers and assistants.
So he apparently forced people to do sexual acts, perform sex acts.
Over 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lube were found during the raids,
which were allegedly used during the freak-offs.
Combs would force women to partake.
It would make embarrassing recordings, which he used as blackmail to keep
victims quiet.
Combs' team would schedule IV delivery after the days-long freak-off
so the victims could recover from the physical exertion and drug use.
Well, that's nice.
Combs would even track women's locations and keep track of their medical
records.
The video was filmed in Central Park just hours before the rapper was arrested.
So he was in Central Park.
And what was he doing?
Just having fun?
He was just taking it in.
He was just having fun in Central Park.
The last day of freedom.
Wow.
They're going to kill him, I think.
No, they are.
They're clearly going to kill him.
Guards are getting ready to fall asleep as we speak
because there's no way that he can go out and say all of the things he knows
and talk about all of the people who went to the freak-offs.
That is my guess.
My guess is that they're going to take him out.
It's not only my guess.
There are a lot of people that are thinking that.
He's like the black Epstein.
They got to get rid of him.
He's going to come out and he's going to say,
hey, everybody from political figures to big music people to pastors, megachurch
people,
like, I don't think that can go down.
I think what's going to happen is he is going to be, he's going to feel very
depressed.
That's my guess is that P. Diddy is going to feel very depressed and he's going
to be sad and he's not going to want to go on anymore.
I don't know.
I can't say for sure, but it seems like an unnecessary risk for all of these
people to just allow him to dime on all of them to try to get a lesser sentence,
which he will most likely do.
Or his cell phone is going to explode.
That's the other possibility.
For P. Diddy, he may, I'm surprised something didn't explode or I'm surprised a
dildo didn't explode a week ago and take out P. Diddy.
An exploding dildo to get rid of P. Diddy.
We are now in, it's fully the Marx Brothers now.
We have exploding pay.
Israel's got Panini presses blowing up to try to kill Hezbollah.
We have a Caddyshack assassination attempt where the barrel of a gun is
sticking out of the bushes on a Palm Beach golf course,
like a scene from Abbott and Costello.
This is a Marx Brothers.
What is the next way they're going to kill Trump with like an exploding cake?
It's getting to be like a Laurel and Hardy 1920s Three Stooges slapstick
country.
World.
Pagers are blowing up all over Lebanon.
Cell phones, pagers, tablets.
Israel apparently hacking all these devices or planting bombs or what.
I don't know the, I don't really know the, I love how America's just really not
commenting.
They're like, well, we don't really know what's, we got to collect some more
information on this.
It's, oh, it's the old exploding pager trick.
Um, can we show any of these?
We discussed this a few days ago.
If we can show any of these, here's a man shopping.
Yeah, we can show it.
We'll just blur the, here's a man shopping.
And then all of the sudden his pager explodes.
It's really not that bad from the top.
Well, here's the deal.
Um, Israel certainly has the element of surprise.
Um, and, uh, however, they just will not calm down.
Israel will not stop.
They are wiling out.
They will not stop.
And the Middle East is like a tinderbox.
And Sheikh Nasrallah, the head of, uh, the Lebanese, uh, I believe, I'm
forgetting Hezbollah, is saying this is a declaration of war and they're going
to go after Israel.
You know, I mean, I didn't even know Israel could do that.
I didn't even know this was possible to be done.
I didn't even know people still used pagers.
I didn't even know that pagers could explode.
I didn't even know that, I mean, a real supply chain issue here.
I mean, I didn't even know that any of this could happen, that you could be a,
that Etch-a-Sketches could blow up.
I mean, I didn't know that this could go down.
But, you know, this is a Black Mirror episode.
Every day is a new, strange episode where it's hard to fully, I guess, Israel
has a very secretive cyber security division.
I believe it's called 8200 or something.
And Israel's very good at the hacking and whatever.
They have a cyber security unit, right?
Unit, and I forget what it is, but it's a unit of people that do this type of
thing.
This is what they do.
And I don't know exactly what it's called.
What are you going to?
Israel.gov?
Go somewhere else.
That might be a bit skewed.
Unit 8200 is an Israeli intelligence corps, a unit of the Israeli defense, the
IDF responsible for clandestine operation.
The unit is composed primarily of 18 to 21-year-old hackers and nerds and fun
people that are, I guess, really good at the type of operation that you just
witnessed.
And don't get it twisted.
They will get P. Diddy with the exploding dildo and he will not face trial.
There's no way he goes to trial if they can do this.
If they can do this, you almost wonder.
And I mean, again, I don't want to get in.
I don't want to be a start with this here.
I was like, how did Hamas pull this off if they're so good?
Like, if this intelligence unit is so amazing.
And I know that, like, Netanyahu doesn't really want any investigation into the
intelligence failures of October 7th.
But they're so good at certain things, and I guess other things they're just
not as great at, small amounts of explosives were implanted in beepers that Hezbollah
had ordered from a Taiwanese company, according to American and other officials
briefed on the operation.
I mean, yeah, here we go.
Let's see it again.
There it is.
By the way, can we just comment on the produce?
Looks nice.
Can we just comment on the produce selection there?
It does look nice.
I don't know.
It doesn't seem like the war is ending, right?
This isn't what happens before war ends.
You don't hack everybody's smartphone and beeper and start blowing everything
up.
Right?
They're going to blow up my sunglasses soon.
Lebanese health ministry, at least nine dead, 300 injured in walkie-talkie
explosions.
Play a little bit of this.
At least nine people are dead.
Hundreds have been wounded, and that's according to the Lebanese health
ministry.
That blast that you just had in Beirut set off panic in the streets, as you can
see here.
That was amid a crowd attending a funeral for Hezbollah fighters.
Early reports indicate the explosions took place in southern Lebanon.
By the way, I'm going.
My grandmother sadly passed away.
My last grandparent is gone, and I'm going to a funeral, and I'm wondering if
there's going to be exploding devices.
I imagine not, but who knows?
Not everyone in my family loves me.
They're not all thrilled with me.
Let's be honest.
Ryan Routh, who is, what is going on with this guy, Ryan Routh?
Now, you've not been able to find his music.
His song doesn't exist online.
Oh, it doesn't.
God damn it.
Ryan Routh was arrested in Palm Beach after sticking an assault rifle through
the fence while Trump was golfing.
This guy's a lunatic who was really inspired by the Ukraine war, by the way, so
that's interesting, which it does inspire people, you know?
I get it.
You know, my friend Connor went over there to fight with them.
I get it.
It's a sad story.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, okay?
I'm not, you know what I mean?
I'm with it.
I get it.
I'm with it.
Ryan Routh was arrested in Palm Beach because he was trying to kill Trump.
Now, this guy's a madman, and he's got the barrel of his rifle coming out of
the bushes, again, like a scene from Caddyshack.
Like, it's a weird, strange thing.
I think he's been interviewed on the news a few times.
And by the way, can you get the quotes from his son to the Daily Mail?
These were the craziest things I have ever heard.
He's like, oh, my dad.
He's like, listen, if he wants to be a martyr, you know, I'm not for it, but we
all hate the way these elections go down every four years.
It's the most insane thing that you hear from somebody whose father just tried
to, like, kill the president.
Orrin Ralph, his son, he goes, I don't have any comment beyond the character
profile of him as a loving and caring father and honest, hardworking man.
He went on to say, I don't know what's happened in Florida.
I hope things have just been blown out of proportion.
Because from the little I've heard, it doesn't sound like the man I know to do
anything crazy.
He's a good father and a great man, and I hope you can portray him in an honest
light.
Then he said like this, he described his father as someone who was not violent,
claiming he only had a couple of traffic tickets, but noted that he does hate
Trump as every reasonable person does.
Lovely son.
Keep going down.
He goes, I don't like Trump either.
He's my dad, and all he's had is a couple of traffic tickets as far as I know.
That's crazy.
I know my dad, and I love my dad, and that's nothing like him.
Oren said that it was the first that he had heard about the incident and didn't
even know his dad was in Florida, adding, we had a falling out, we've grown
apart.
So then he comes back, keep going down, because he comes back, and he says, he
goes, he comes back, and I read where he was basically like, he quotes South
Park, and he says like, listen, if my dad wants to be a martyr, that's on him.
Like, he does this crazy quote where then he's like, it's just like South Park.
He goes, it's like, every four years we vote for a douchebag or a turd stamp.
Like, he starts doing a podcast after they tell him like his father almost
tried to kill the president.
He's like, listen, we all hate this process.
I think it was this.
Yeah, it might have been the post.
Let's see if we can find it down here.
It was the funniest thing I'd ever heard.
I was like, this is the craziest thing I have ever heard from the son of
somebody who, yeah, here we go.
So, after abruptly hanging up the phone, Oren Routh sent a long text to the
Daily Mail in which he said, if his father wants to be a martyr, that's his
choice, and complained that voters are exhausted and embarrassed by candidates
running for the White House.
Can you imagine, keep going, uh...
I'll pull the Daily Mail article.
That's where it goes, yeah.
Can you imagine being told your father just tried to assassinate the president
of the United States and then going like, hey, we're not into this.
All this stuff is pretty embarrassing out there, these elections.
Pretty nuts.
Your father just tried to assassinate the president.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll tell you, he's not the only one.
It's like the craziest thing in the world.
Listen to this.
This is what the guy says after his father tries to kill the president.
I hate this game every four years, and I think we all do.
And if my father wants to be a martyr to how broken and disassociate