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President Lip Reading & The Real Emily In Paris | The Tim Dillon Show #413

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
We take you now, live, well, not live, but live enough,
to the funeral of the matriarch of the Kennedy family,
Ethel Kennedy, which is R.I.P.
I'm friends with members of the family,
and R.I.P. Ethel passed away.
She was a ripe old age,
which is a change of pace for them.
That is not something that they usually don't get up there.
So the fact that she held on for as long as she did
without having a plane go down or skiing into a tree
is definitely a, you know,
this is a good sign that maybe they are turning over a new leaf.
Can I say that, perhaps?
So we take you to the Cathedral of St. Matthew the Apostle
in Washington, D.C.,
the current president, Joe Biden,
the former president, Barack Obama,
and the former human trafficker, Bill Clinton,
are all standing there to pay their respects to Ethel.
That's not even controversial at this point,
that I'm calling Clinton that.
And now there is a secret meeting that Obama and Biden are having.
It's not secret.
It's out there in the open.
And they are talking,
and then people are trying to figure out what they are saying.
You know, what is happening?
The New York Post hired a lip reader,
a professional lip reader,
to figure out what Barack Obama and Joe Biden are talking about.
Now, Biden is angry at Obama.
Remember this because Obama and Pelosi were the ones who kind of had to tell
Biden,
Joe, you're insane, and you have to step down.
And they threatened him with the 25th Amendment.
They said, Kamala will invoke the 25th Amendment against you
because you are senile and you are unfit to run for president.
Now, however, they didn't remove him from being the president.
So just also think about that.
The guy that they said is unfit to run for president
is currently the president.
Nobody has any issue with that,
which makes it very obvious that he's not the president.
Nobody's worried about his senility in any real sense
because he wasn't removed from the presidency.
He's sitting in the Oval Office
supposedly making decisions about America.
We're supposed to believe that,
that somebody comes in to the Oval Office
and sits down with Joe Biden and goes,
hey, and they go through everything.
And they go, well, you know,
Yahya Sinwar, Netanyahu, they said it maybe,
and I don't know, Lebanon.
And then Biden goes, okay, put a pin in that.
Let's go with that.
And he's running the show.
But of course, we don't believe that.
We don't know where Joe Biden is.
We don't know where anyone is.
Supposedly, just Lane Maxwell's in prison.
We don't know that.
We don't know that.
Somebody knows that.
We don't know that.
I don't know where she is.
Diddy's in prison?
We don't know that.
I'm sure he is.
But I don't know.
We'll take everybody's word for it
that everybody's in prison
and that he's running the country.
I mean, but you do.
Without, I mean,
I'm not trying to be like a crazy person,
but you do just have to go,
oh, okay.
I guess justice is being done.
And then you don't know.
Do we know what kind of prison Maxwell's in?
What she's doing?
What's the day-to-day look like?
Not really.
But we imagine that she's in a prison
and not on some secret CIA island somewhere.
You know.
So people are trying to figure out
what Joe Biden is saying to Barack Obama.
Obama because Joe Biden clearly
does not want Kamala to win.
This is obvious.
He's being,
I like this thing he's doing
where he's old,
but he's showing he's got a little pep in his step.
He's angry.
He's being ornery.
He's putting on Trump hats.
He's smirking.
He's showing you that he's still alive.
I really like this.
And I like his attitude now.
He has this very kind of,
he's become like an imp,
Joe Biden.
Like he's an old,
and I like in his final form,
before he goes to the great beyond,
the idea that he's being a cut up,
he's being a little bit of a problem.
He's throwing on a Trump hat.
He's smirking.
He's starting kind of fun.
He's verbally jousting with people
at the rallies.
He knows what was done to him.
He has just enough left
to know
that he was put out to pasture.
And whether you think it's right or not,
or whether you think it's a good move or not,
he knows
what was done to him.
And he knows who did it.
And he knows why it was done.
And he knows that it was done
because
the system
that Joe Biden
is a part of
lost faith in him
to carry out
their edicts.
The people that stand behind
the power in America
lost faith
in Joe Biden's ability
to sell
their agenda
to the country.
He knows it is not
a genuine
concern
for
his health
or
the
like the country
or
his decision-making
ability.
He understands
the role
he played
and he understands
why they want him out.
So you've got to
understand that.
Joe Biden,
even though he is
old
and infirmed
and in and out
of consciousness
and has barely any idea
where he is,
he knows
just enough
to know
why he was
thrown out
in favor of
Kamala Harris.
So here we have
it.
It's fascinating.
Again,
it's not
political,
really.
This isn't about
politics.
This is why
this is a very
tough time
for intelligent
people
because
and thankfully
there are so
few
but it is
a hard time
for intelligent
people
because
there are
things I agree
with Republicans
on,
there are things
I agree
with Democrats
on,
maybe more
at this point
Republicans
than Democrats
but it's not,
I don't
completely think
the Democrats
are wrong
about everything,
certainly not
the type
of Democrats
I grew up
with that
cared about
the working
class.
what is
happening
in the
country
right now
is not
political.
It's not
about whose
ideas are
better.
It's not
about what
tax rate
is higher
or not
high.
It is a
raw
power
struggle
and whatever
side of that
you were
on,
you're not
on any
side of it
because you're
a citizen,
you're sitting
in your
house,
you're going
to cast
a ballot.
You've
never run
the country.
I don't
want to hurt
anyone's
feelings out
there.
I know
many of you
are surprised
by this
maybe.
You've
never run
the country.
Your ideas
are taken
into consideration
from time
to time.
That is the
best you
can say
about
nobody
voted
on immigration,
nobody
voted
on the
Ukraine
war,
nobody
voted
on these
things.
Did you
vote about
Syria,
going into
Syria?
Did you
vote on
that?
Did you
vote on
that?
When they
set up
19
intelligence
agencies,
did you
vote on
any of
that?
Do you
know what
any of
them are?
Do you
know who
runs them?
Do you
know what
they do?
You didn't
vote on
any of
that.
What's
going on
in the
country right
now is
not political
in the
way that
it doesn't
mean that
things don't
have political
aspects to
them.
It doesn't
mean that
there aren't
policies that
you agree
with more
than you
disagree with
or whatever.
I'm trying to
get you to
think as an
adult, which
is very
difficult, but
I try every
week, and I
want you to
zoom out.
want you to
think of the
country not
as a group
of people
that are
arguing about
things and
trying to
persuade you
of them.
I want you to
think of it as
a group of
crime families,
warring crime
families, and
you will
understand
immediately.
everything becomes
clear immediately.
It's if a
switch was
flipped, and
then overnight
you completely
understand
everything.
If you read
American history,
and you're
reading all
these great
books by
David Halberstam
and all these
very smart
Doris
Kearns,
Goodwin,
these really
great historians
that have
written
brilliantly
about America,
there is still
a dimension
of power
that is left
out.
Something doesn't
come into
frame.
Something is
hinted at
but never
said.
Something is
hanging over
this whole
picture,
and that
is the
dimension of
power that's
largely
invisible to
people that
are
reading the
bold face
names.
Clinton,
Obama,
Biden,
Bush,
Reagan,
Trump,
whatever.
But there
is an
invisible
dimension of
power in
America.
There's an
invisible
dimension of
power in
every single
country in
the world.
That's not
a conspiracy,
that's not
a paranoid
delusion or
fantasy,
that is the
reality of
what goes
on.
meaning that
many of the
decisions that
are made way
above your
head at
30,000 feet
are being
made by
people you
have never
heard of,
you did not
elect, and
people who are
not concerned
with you.
So, what
makes this so
interesting to
me, and by
the way, isn't
it more fun?
it's more
interesting to
actually see
this play
out, and
it is.
I believe
that that
dimension of
power tried
to assassinate
Donald Trump
in Pennsylvania
by kind of
pulling the
goalie, as a
friend of mine
said, reducing
the amount of
secret service
at the rally,
not clearing
the rooftops,
and allowing
somebody to
climb on top
of a roof,
and take a
shot at the
President of
the United
States.
I cannot
tell you
who
greenlit
that, to
use a
Hollywood
term, I
cannot tell
you who
is responsible
for that, I
can only tell
you, it is
my belief,
because of
the security
failures that
happened, that
that was a
dimension of
power in
this country,
trying to
eliminate
Trump.
That doesn't
mean I'm
right, that
doesn't mean
that it
couldn't have
been a
random kid
with no
internet history
who didn't
exist, who
walked around
a rally for
an hour, who
flew a drone,
who climbed
on a roof
that was not
slanted, and
took a shot at
the President, and
if the President
didn't move his
head for an inch,
he would have
been shot.
Now, that
doesn't mean
that, who
knows.
So now, we
are finally
here, that was
the setup.
I'm setting up
what's going
on.
I want you to
understand what's
happening, because
they're not, I
know what you're
thinking, maybe
they're talking
about trade.
Are they
talking about
Roe v.
Wade?
Are they
talking about
school lunch
programs?
Are they
discussing, no,
no, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
They are
talking about
crime.
Now, because
that's what
politics is at
their level.
Even in this
freeze frame, you
can see Clinton
is a little
nervous about
what they are
saying, because
Clinton's kind
of going, like,
what's happening
here.
These are some
of the most
powerful people
in the world.
They know
what's going
on.
They are doing
the bidding
of the
invisible
dimension of
power.
The military,
the big
corporations,
the billionaires,
you know,
the intelligence
agencies work
for the
people I just
mentioned, the
people that
are extracting
natural resources,
the people that
are running
major global
financial
institutions,
major tech
companies,
the intelligence
agencies are
the muscle for
those people.
And the
intelligence
agencies are
also there to
control the
people in this
video so that
the billionaires
and the
elected officials
are always in
sync.
Now, for the
first time, not
for the first
time, Kennedy
was shot, Nixon
was thrown out
of office, Martin
Luther King was
killed, RFK was
killed, many
other people were
killed.
For the first
time in the
history that
many people who
watch this show
or younger
people are
experiencing,
the invisible
dimension of
power and the
visible dimension
of power are
completely out of
sync.
They're out of
whack.
It's not
working.
It's not
working.
It's not
working.
Joe Biden was
too old,
couldn't sell
it, they
yanked him,
he's mad.
On the other
side you have
Trump who
is not really
interested in
working with the
invisible dimension
of power.
Trump's going to
do what Trump
does.
he might
work with
them when
they have
mutual aligning
interests.
So when you
have a
situation where
you have the
invisible dimension
of power and
the visible
dimension of
power completely
out of step,
you have
conversations like
this, which
are basically
people are kind
of feeling each
other out and
trying to figure
out what exactly
is happening
because now
it's almost
to a point
now where
it's almost
full Game of
Thrones where
everyone has an
agenda and
everybody's out
for themselves.
So let's
take a listen
here to the
appropriately
creepy Halloween
meeting between
Joe Biden and
Barack Obama and
let's try to
figure out what
they're saying if
anything.
It's bad.
Yeah, it's
terrible.
Obama says it's
over.
It's done.
She's done.
Biden goes,
he's staring,
Obama's going,
she doesn't have
it.
She doesn't have
it.
Biden goes,
can we shoot
her?
You 