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Tesla Trucks, Taiwan & The Fog | The Tim Dillon Show #424

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
We are starting on a sad note.
There has been a terrorist attack,
and I don't even like showing things like this on the show
because I think it only makes people sad and anxious and disgusted
because that's what it makes me feel.
And there's nothing that I can do to change the events,
but there have been several events that have been happening in our country.
Some of them are unexplainable,
and almost all of them are disturbing
and perhaps a harbinger of things to come.
And looking at these events as isolated incidents
is one way to look at them.
Looking at them with some level of coordination,
perhaps a lot of bad luck,
these are the things that we don't know.
But this video in particular that we have obtained
is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen in my life.
We're probably going to get demonetized on YouTube for showing you this,
and I don't care because as citizens,
you need to see the full horror
of what a terrorist attack on American soil is from an American who was born
here.
This is an American citizen who was born here who committed an act of terrorism.
And when you see it on video,
it is one of the most,
and I overused this word,
but heinous things that I have ever seen.
If you have young children,
please have them leave the room.
If you are easily,
if you have PTSD,
please leave the room.
But we're going to play this for you right now
because you should see
one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life,
an act of terrorism
from an American citizen on American soil.
Look at this video.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I've always loved taking something pretty ordinary
and elevating it.
Surprising people with moments
that let them know I was really thinking of them.
What?
This is probably one of the most glamorous moments of my life.
It's magic.
I'm going to share some little tips and tricks.
I see what color I gravitate to,
and everything goes from there.
And how you can incorporate these practices every day.
That's what you want.
You want that shape and texture.
Come on.
This is about connecting with friends.
I love that we're doing this together for the first time.
Making new friends.
That is so good.
We're family now.
I'm just learning.
Look at how much honey we have.
We're not in the pursuit of perfection.
Woke us all up.
We're in the pursuit of joy.
Love is in the details.
I have to do it totally wrong
to get it totally right.
I have to do it totally wrong.
I have to do it totally wrong.
I have to do it totally wrong.
I have to do it totally wrong.
I have to do it totally wrong.
I have to do it totally wrong.
I have to do it totally wrong.
I have to do it totally wrong.
I have to do it totally wrong.
I have to do it totally wrong.
Look at what we made.
I have to do it totally wrong.
I have to do it totally wrong.
I have to do it totally wrong.
I have to do it totally wrong.
I have to do it totally wrong.
I have to do it totally wrong.
I have to do it totally wrong.
I have to do it totally wrong.
I have to do it totally wrong.
Do you believe in that?
By snoring.
Peaceful day.
I don't call many things evil, but that's evil.
And if you look at that and you see anything else than a demon from hell, I don't
know what
to say.
I cannot help you.
But that is a video of a terrorist attack on American soil from an American
citizen, Meghan
Markle, terrorist and baker, apparently.
She's baking.
This is what, you know, astounds me about someone like Meghan Markle.
And you almost have to respect it.
And then we'll move on to the real terrorism that's actually plaguing the
country, although
that's not not terrorism, by the way.
What's astounding about her is in she's been found out.
The jig is up.
And still she persists.
Like, there's no confusion about what she is or what she wants anymore.
Everybody knows that everything she supposedly stands for isn't actually what
she stands for.
She's completely transparent.
It's we get it.
We know what she wants.
She wants to hang out with rich, famous people and make them cupcakes.
She doesn't care about social justice.
She doesn't care about none of it matters.
She wants to make cupcakes with rich people in Santa Barbara.
Not a bad life.
Not exactly the life we were told she wanted to live.
But it's always the life she wanted to live.
And we know that.
And everybody knows it.
And she's still doing it.
And Netflix, who I'm in business with, to a degree.
God bless.
I don't know.
I mean, she's got an in over there.
I don't know what it is.
I'm, hey, nothing but positive things to say about my partners at Netflix.
A great streaming service.
And maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe it'll be a great show.
Maybe it'll be a great show.
I don't know.
I'm willing to give it the benefit of the doubt.
Perhaps it will be a great show moment.
Giving people little moments, which is, I believe, what the show is about.
It's giving people little moments that they appreciate.
A little raspberry here.
An affogato there.
Little moments that they can treasure and take with them.
And I'm glad she's bounced back from all of the, you know, people trying to
kill her and attack her and chase her and all the things that she imagined were
happening.
And she's giving little moments.
She's giving back.
She's giving back.
Giving a little moment here.
A little moment.
A little goat cheese here.
A little Humboldt blue cheese there.
A little moments.
A little moments here.
And I appreciate it.
Unfortunately, it's not the only terrorism that's going on.
There is actual terrorism.
And a man in an exploded Cybertruck was an elite soldier and he shot himself
before the blast.
Now, we don't know a motive here as of yet.
We're recording this Thursday night.
The man who drove a Tesla Cybertruck that exploded outside the Trump Hotel in
Las Vegas was an active duty U.S. Special Forces soldier and shot himself dead
before the blast.
So, here's what I'm saying.
And I don't want to get in trouble about this.
His name was Matthew Allen Livelsberger.
Livelsberger.
Livelsberger?
Livelsberger.
Matthew Allen Livelsberger of Colorado Springs.
Driver of the vehicle, which he rented more than 800 miles away and drove to
the Nevada Hotel on the morning of the blast.
So, we're just living in a time when we have these random acts of terrorism.
The sheriff said investigators recovered a military ID, a passport, two semi-automatic
pistols, fireworks, an iPhone, a smartwatch, and several credit cards, and Mr.
Livelsberger's name from the charred vehicle.
The body in the vehicle was burnt beyond recognition.
I'll say it again.
Burnt beyond recognition and was found with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to
the head, according to Las Vegas Sheriff Kevin McKenna.
I'm leaving for Vegas in a few hours to go to the scene of this crime to do my
own investment.
I'm doing my journalism, actually.
I'm doing Baccarat at the Wynn, a little, because I do appreciate a high-end
Asian game.
But I'm also going to kind of see what's going on here.
And I'm hoping I'm not heading into the belly of the beast.
Seven people were injured when the vehicle, filled with fuel canisters and firework
mortars, exploded on New Year's Day.
However, officials said all injuries were minor.
Now, there is a conspiracy going around on X, and I don't know if it's a
conspiracy or not.
We just know that something is happening on X.
And we have this.
Supposedly, Matthew Livelsberger, a.k.a. Matt Berg, changed his signal safety
number just before the explosion.
And then his photo and safety number changed after the explosion.
And this is something that people are chatting about on X.
It's always strange when a body is burned beyond recognition.
He's in active duty.
I believe he was active duty military.
And he's out there.
We don't know a motive for this.
Now, people snap all the time.
People have problems, psychological problems that other people don't know about.
And things like this happen.
But there is also a history in America of lone wolf attacks from people that,
upon further inspection, don't seem like they were lone wolf attacks.
That's not insane.
I'm not telling you the earth is flat.
I'm saying that often when you look at a guy who is like a lone wolf guy that
had nothing.
He just didn't have a network.
He wasn't plugged in.
He did his own thing.
He marched to the beat of his own drum.
He got a weapon.
And he went and he did something crazy.
A lot of times when you look into that further, it's actually not the case.
You have a crazy amount of coincidences around all of these things.
I don't know enough about this yet.
We don't know about these things.
But we do know, this is the Mr., I hate these names because Vegas, all these
names never make sense.
But it's Mr. Mick Mayhill.
Said there are several parallels but no definite link between the suspect in
the incident in Las Vegas and the truck attack in New Orleans.
You remember this, a guy that, a military guy joined ISIS and drove his truck
through a crowd on Bourbon Street and killed 14 people.
And they both took place on New Year's Day.
Both suspects served at Fort Bragg in North Carolina.
Though there is no record they served in the same unit or were there at the
same time.
They also both served in Afghanistan in 2009.
There's no evidence they were in the same region or unit.
Both also used rental company Turo for the vehicles involved in the incidents,
Mr. Mick Mayhill said.
We don't believe there's any further threat from this subject or anybody
associated with him here in Las Vegas.
I've heard from somebody who's in the CIA that Hezbollah has sleeper cells all
over America.
And they make a lot of money and they send that money back to fund operations
in Hezbollah.
And that Al-Qaeda has some sleeper cells as well, though not as many as Hezbollah.
The guy in New Orleans was a military guy.
We just talked about all the similarities.
He joined ISIS and then drove his truck through a bunch of people in New
Orleans.
And this is terrible.
Like, if you read the descriptions of the suspects, these are like young people
primarily living their life out in New Orleans.
It's New Year's Eve.
They all seem to be like, and I mean, who cares?
I mean, it doesn't matter.
Life is life no matter what.
But when you read about these victims, they were all like people that were
working and had good lives and had worked really hard and were out enjoying a
well-deserved night out.
And they are mowed down by a psychopath who's an American citizen who joined
ISIS.
And this guy's name is, what is his name?
Is his name Tommy?
What's his name?
I'm sorry.
Shamsuddin Jabbar.
His New Year's massacre in New Orleans.
He joined ISIS.
He had a pickup truck with an ISIS flag.
And it could embolden the terrorist organization to radicalize more Americans.
It's an argument against both legal and illegal immigration, by the way.
It is.
It's actually an argument against both.
If we're bringing people in, or they're being born here, and they're citizens,
and they're joining the military, and they're still joining then ISIS, we're
not doing a good job.
There's no way that's the goal of any country's immigration system.
The goal is to, like, assimilate people to where they go, one day I'll own a
small business, or one day I'll have a house with a pretty picket fence and a
yard, maybe a pool for the young'uns.
It's certainly not for them to join ISIS after being in our military.
So now they have all the different skills.
They have skills from us and skills from ISIS.
That's not what we want.
We don't want people getting all of the different—this guy's moonlighting in
many different things.
We don't want that.
It's not ideal.
Not good.
That's not what we want.
We don't want people joining our military going, well, I've learned a lot.
Now let me go join ISIS as well, see what they've got to offer me.
Then I'll drive a rental car down Bourbon Street on New Year's Eve because I
believe in giving my life for the cause.
This is part of the issue.
And even if this is a very sm