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Trump’s Speech & Casey Anthony’s Tik Tok | The Tim Dillon Show #434

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
I'm really thankful that many of you listened to my episode with Steve Bannon.
We've never shied away from having controversial people on this show.
We think everybody is worth hearing out for the good of our democracy.
Lots of times we platform views that I may not agree with.
And today we're having our most controversial guests of all time.
These people have said things that I not only disagree with, but I find
disgusting and repulsive.
But I believe, because of my commitment to free speech, that they should be
heard.
They say wild things and they take no responsibility for it.
At the end of the day, the Tim Dillon Show prides ourselves in sitting down
with people
no matter how sick and twisted and deranged their ideas happen to be.
And with that, here's the program.
Thank you guys for coming on.
I appreciate it.
Yeah, thank you.
I appreciate it.
No, of course.
You guys have wild takes.
You say crazy stuff.
You know, you don't take responsibility for a lot of what you say.
You throw stuff out there.
You don't care.
Are they facts?
Are they opinions?
It doesn't matter.
And do you guys ever feel the responsibility to back up what you say?
Or do you just, you're just throwing out wild stuff?
I'd say there's a little bit of thought process, but it's really just chucking
whatever comes
up from here.
Yeah.
Just out.
If I said best breakfast cereal, Honey Nut Cheerios, what do you say to that?
No, no, no.
What do you mean no?
That's like, that's like bottom tier.
Bottom tier?
Honey Nut Cheerios, the famous B.
I like, yeah, that's like, are we in like the 60s?
Like, do we have any other, what is it?
We're not, first of all, we're not in the 60s.
That's an ageist comment that's been made.
That's ageism.
Now, so tell me what you think the best breakfast cereal is if it's not Honey
Nut Cheerios.
What is it?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
That is very good.
All right.
That is actually very good.
They might have a good point there.
All right, fine.
But Cinnamon Toast Crunch, here's the thing with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Every day, like, doesn't it feel, after a while, doesn't it get old to you?
Got to have a rotation.
Yeah.
Rotation for cereal, that's how you go.
Interesting.
Okay.
Best fast food overall, I say, Taco Bell.
Sorry, but I do.
What do we feel about that?
I think it's a good take.
I like that.
It's definitely up there.
Yeah.
That's correct.
It is up there.
What else would you say is in the running outside of Taco Bell?
McDonald's.
Yeah.
And Chick-fil-A.
Chick-fil-A.
McDonald's is good because they have breakfast.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And anyone who eats breakfast at Taco Bell should be in jail.
They do have good, wait, no, that's Burger King.
Never mind.
No, Burger King has French toast sticks.
Yeah, those things are good.
They were amazing.
And in fact, in the 90s, when they came out with the French toast stick, Burger
King literally
changed the game, that led many years later to the McGriddle.
Really?
There's a direct line that you can draw from the Burger King French toast stick
to the McGriddle.
Wow.
Yes.
I'm just saying, I wrote my college thesis on it.
I'm kidding.
I didn't go to college.
What is his favorite ice cream flavor?
I say chocolate chip cookie dough.
Now, no name.
I want you to answer.
I know this one's the leader and he kind of steers it a little bit.
No name.
I want you to answer.
Best ice cream flavor.
Probably chocolate chip cookie dough or cookies and cream.
That is correct.
Very good.
McLovin, what do you say to that?
I think cookies and cream is the right answer here.
Cookies and cream is excellent and it is up there.
What about nonchalant?
Definitely cookie dough.
Yeah.
See, Chupherm, are you going to say something crazy like black raspberry and
then steer everybody
to that?
I like these.
What happened to a good basic chocolate flavor?
What are we in the 60s?
What are we in the 50s now?
A good basic chocolate flavor?
It's a test of time.
It's a test of time.
And I feel like he's really like a 40-year-old guy who just looks like a little
kid.
You know that midget who was, remember that Russian midget who pretended to be
a kid?
Remember that whole thing?
Anyway, but was it a midget?
We don't know.
They said it wasn't.
The point is this.
That's what I think he is.
Sometimes he's too old for his age.
The best, the best, whatchamacallit, the best pizza, because pizza's bad now.
Like, when I was growing up, Pizza Hut used to be good.
What do you think the best chain pizza place is?
I don't really, you can't franchise a pizza.
I think it has to come from a local spot.
This is not a, this guy, he's 46 years old.
This is a 46-year-old millionaire who lives in this house, and he's befriended
these other kids.
There's no way that that's not.
So, so, what do you say, nonchalant?
Do you agree you can't franchise pizza?
Sometimes you have to.
Yeah, well, sometimes you, yeah, like you said, you have to.
I think Little Caesars is on the top of the chain, and then Pizza Hut after.
Let me tell you right now what happens at Little Caesars.
Murder.
Okay, people kill each other at Little Caesars.
Little Caesars is always in the worst area.
If I see a Little Caesars, I get on my GPS immediately, and I try to get out of
that area as soon as possible.
Little Caesars is not put in the best area.
Let's just be very honest.
Our Little Caesars got a car crashed into it.
Yeah, Little Caesars is a nightmare.
Yeah, I was, the last time I was in Little Caesars, someone was giving birth.
Here's the point.
What do you think about, um, no name, what do you think, or McLovin, let's go
to McLovin.
McLovin, what do you think as a, as a chain pizza place?
I feel like I'd probably go with Papa John's.
I think that's with Pizza Hut up there.
Yeah.
That, we don't endorse everything that man says.
But it's a good pizza.
Uh, no name, what do you think?
Chain Pizzeria, which way do you go?
I feel like Papa John's, I feel like they have a good variety of pizza, and it's
good.
Yeah, I feel like, okay, breakfast.
Best breakfast food.
The reality is, you guys have never had it, because you've never been to Long
Island, New York,
which is probably actually the greatest place in the world.
They have something called the bacon, egg, and cheese, scrambled eggs, American
cheese, bacon.
You get it on a roll or a bagel.
That's clearly the top breakfast food.
Am I wrong?
No, no.
That is the top breakfast food.
That is correct.
Are you guys all into crab cakes?
Because is it MD foodie ways?
That's Maryland, right?
Or does that mean you're medical doctors?
Apparently.
I'm Maryland.
So do you, what do you think, what do you think of the crab cake as a food?
I love it.
It's great.
I don't, I don't really mess with crab cakes.
What's wrong with you?
Why don't you mess with crab, that's your whole state.
Yeah.
I like crabs.
I don't, I've never tried a crab cake.
So why, I'm not messing with it.
Well, I just, you know, off the looks of it.
Off the looks of a crab cake?
Yeah.
It's terrible.
I think crab cakes have a great flavor, so.
Yeah, I think.
Thank you.
I think you're correct.
I think you're actually correct.
Do you like the crabs that you smash with the hammer?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you have, you have violence issues.
Here's the thing.
There's probably issues there that need to be explored.
No, the crab cake is good.
What about the crab dip?
That's also very good.
Yeah, the crab dip with the crackers.
I don't do that either.
The pretzels are good.
Have you ever had a crab pretzel?
You know what's interesting about you?
You're on the food show.
You don't eat any food.
That's what's amazing.
You've never had a food in your life.
They bring up water.
This kid goes, I've never had it.
I don't like it.
I don't like the way it looks.
You can see through it.
It bothers me.
Fish swim in it.
Not for me.
They go, what do you eat?
So wait, what did you ask me?
Crab pretzel?
No, but that sounds sick.
It is.
It's great.
It's like, it's crab.
It's basically crab dip with baked cheese on it.
With like baked over cheese.
In the pretzel.
On a pretzel.
On top of the pretzel.
That's pretty sick.
Great.
Waffle, pancake, French toast.
Which one?
Pancakes.
Waffle.
French toast.
Pancakes.
Waffle.
French toast.
Here's the problem.
Pancakes are the most consistently good when you get them out.
But they're not, but when a waffle is done amazingly, it's hard to beat.
Thank you.
French toast is the food that you have the most that is disappointing when you
go out.
Because a lot of people don't know how to make it.
Sometimes it's just bread.
Yeah.
Sometimes it's just bread.
And then it's bad.
But if a waffle is done well, it's amazing.
Okay.
Pasta.
You're eating pasta.
The sauce that goes on pasta.
What is the best sauce to put on pasta?
Just a marinara.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like a marinara.
Or like a vodka sauce is good.
Yeah.
The answer is spicy vodka sauce.
Ooh.
That's good.
That's the best.
Because it's, you know, it's spicy as well.
How did you guys start this podcast?
They're all millionaires.
I feel like they're all like multi, multi-millionaires.
They have that divide.
Me and McLovin, always, we, we always thought of like,
doing food reviews and we were just on the podcast.
My goal right now is to text my friend Joe Rogan and have them sit there for
three hours.
That would be sick.
Joe Rogan, explain to them why they can only eat.
Joe Rogan will be like, steak, elk.
You like elk?
McLovin, I don't fuck with elk.
It's actually a good man.
It's actually a very good man.
It's very good.
It's high protein.
Now, are you scared because Robert F. Kennedy, our new health and human
services secretary,
is going to try to limit junk food?
He's going to try to, you know, he's going to try to do that and that might be
good.
No?
Hey, I think you might have a heart attack.
Yeah, but you're going to have to start eating vegetables.
RFK is going to make everybody eat carrots, the thing you don't like.
No, it's not happening.
The best candy, Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
Yes?
Nah.
What?
Are you nuts?
It's not the best.
Top three.
Top three.
What do you mean it's not the best?
It's clearly, like, the most popular in America, and this is a democracy.
Okay, look, Reese's Pieces are better.
Here's why they're not.
Number one, they're literally copying M&M's.
Number two, the Peanut Butter Cup is about ratios.
It is a perfect ratio of chocolate to peanut butter.
That's true.
That is true.
What do you say, no name, what do you say the best candy is?
Oh, Reese's for sure.
The peanut butter and chocolate go perfect together.
Thank you.
Nonchalant, what would you weigh in and say?
Airheads.
Airheads.
Okay.
Well, what about you, McLovin?
What's your favorite candy?
Rocks you find on the streets?
It's probably M&M's.
Yeah, the M&M is classic.
Cake, the best type of cake.
Is it chocolate with vanilla icing, or is it vanilla with chocolate icing?
Or is it red velvet?
What is it?
Red velvet.
It's red velvet.
Vanilla with chocolate.
Vanilla, vanilla.
Or just a birthday cake.
Vanilla with chocolate is the answer a serial killer gives.
It is a chocolate cake, and vanilla icing is much better.
No, it's red velvet with cream cheese icing.
Yeah.
Red velvet's good.
No name.
What do you think?
Weigh in.
For sure.
But cream cheese icing, I don't know if I've had that before.
Yeah.
Red velvet.
It's very interesting.
Nonchalant, what do you think?
What do you weigh in here?
Vanilla and vanilla.
What's the...
You gentlemen are very...
You've exploded recently.
The show's very big.
It's very, very big.
Most people have to work for years and years and years to get ahead in this
business, like
myself.
Many of you guys kind of just blown up.
Quickly, do you worry about the longevity?
Do you worry about the plan, the long-term plan, the financial plan?
Do you say to yourself, how do we keep it going?
How do we grow?
How do we stay relevant?
Does it keep you up at night like it keeps me up?
Because it keeps me up at night.
How do I stay relevant?
I wo