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Mistaken Deportation & Women In Space | The Tim Dillon Show #440

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
Thank you guys so much for watching the special on Netflix.
I'm your mother.
We are, as of the recording of this show, number eight right now on Netflix
behind Love on the Spectrum.
That is a feel-good show.
Everybody wants all different types of people to find love,
and I almost feel like because RFK, friend of the show,
made some pointed comments about our autistic brothers and sisters,
whom we love, appreciate, and cherish.
And he said that autism destroys families and children,
and none of them will use a toilet.
And I don't think he meant it to come off the way he did.
I know many autistic people who use toilets, and that's nice.
But I think that the Love on the Spectrum show,
it's like people are, there's a moment of defiance people are having,
watching Love on the Spectrum, going, we're going to watch it.
Okay?
Because they're going to the Netflix Top 10.
You have Black Mirror, which has completely fallen apart.
This is what people do in their house.
They go to the Netflix Top 10.
They go, what is this?
The Netflix Top 10 is always relatively the same.
It is a rom-com.
It is a true crime.
It is a show from, like, Norway,
or one of the countries about, like, Norse mythology or something.
It's like some fun fantasy show.
And then you have a popular reality show.
A Love is Blind, The Circle, Love on the Spectrum.
Then you maybe have a comedian.
Okay?
And then you have a show like Young Sheldon.
A network show that Netflix purchased.
And these are the choices.
And people are like, hey, man, what are we going to do here?
What are we going to watch?
And I think there are people right now because, again,
they're sensitive about maybe some of the comments that were made
about the autistic community.
And all RFK is trying to say is, let's figure out why this is happening.
Not, like, I don't think he's saying, like, hey,
if someone's autistic, let's put him in the shed.
That's not what's happening.
I don't, I'm not getting that.
That's not what I'm getting.
But there are people that feel like the tenor of his comments are,
if someone's autistic, let's take them out in the woods.
That's not what's happened.
That's not what I'm getting from it.
I'm getting he wants to figure out what's going on.
But I think a lot of people are going,
this Love on the Spectrum show is actually a beautiful show.
Because we're seeing, this is the way we support
that beautiful community.
And I have no problem.
I'm just saying, let's also watch my thing
because people are enjoying it.
And let's try to move it up the ranks here.
That's all I'm saying.
I think some of RFK's comments, they landed,
sometimes a comment can land wrong.
When he went on that whole thing where he's like,
autism destroys our most precious resource,
our children.
These children will never go on a date.
They will never use the toilet on their own.
They will never go sledding down a hill.
They will never have a goldfish.
They will never pet a dog in a way that doesn't make you nervous.
They will never swing from a tree while sitting on a rope.
They will never fly a plane and crash in the Atlantic Ocean.
They will never get addicted to heroin.
They will never be assassinated by the Central Intelligence Agency.
One of the hardest things about growing up with severe autism
is you will not be assassinated by the Central Intelligence Agency.
Watch the special.
It's actually nice.
And now, I want to text you this because, by the way,
this guy that they sent to El Salvador,
now, I don't...
They're saying it was a mistake.
I don't know what's going on here.
I'm just going to tell you,
this guy was dressed exactly like me.
Take a look at this.
I just texted you a photo.
I want you to bring this photo up,
and I want you to bring the photo where I was with Megyn Kelly.
And I want you to tell this guy,
his name is Kilmar.
Is that the best name to have?
No, I mean, literally, Kilmar.
Kilmar Abrego-Garcia,
he was deported to El Salvador from Maryland
after he was accused of being a member of MS-13.
This is part of the Trump administration's new initiative
to get rid of illegal gang members.
However, a lot of people are saying this guy wasn't a gang member.
And they're sending all of these people to this prison in El Salvador
run by Bukele,
who has, you know, built this, like, super max prison
that a lot of human rights groups don't love.
And he took all these MS-13 gangsters,
and he put them in it.
And this guy was shipped to that prison.
And he looked, I mean, he's dressing exactly like me, this guy.
If you pull up this photo, I'd just say,
this is the craziest thing.
What is going on?
This guy, now get me on Megyn Kelly.
This guy, he's visiting with a senator.
A senator from Maryland went down there to go see him.
This prison in El...
I mean, what is...
That is the same drip.
Literally.
Now go back to him.
Now me again.
Now him.
He's in better shape because that prison,
they get you in the better shape.
Now,
he had a tattoo.
Now,
supposedly,
he's saying his tattoo
was autism awareness.
Look this up.
Look this up.
But other people thought,
and by other people,
I mean, like,
ICE.
They thought it was an MS-13 too.
I mean,
an MS-13 tattoo.
A tattoo...
So,
this guy,
apparently,
has an autism awareness tattoo.
this is what
people are saying.
And I don't know,
maybe that's true.
I will say,
at the risk,
it does seem odd
that
he had an autism awareness tattoo.
That's all.
I'm not saying that it's
completely impossible.
It's very possible.
Is this his tattoo?
Yeah,
that's his tattoo.
That's a lion.
That's just a lion.
We didn't deport him
for having a lion,
right?
Supposedly,
his tattoo
is
indicative of the fact
that he was a member
of the MS-13 gang.
Is that it?
Oh,
it's an image
on his left hand.
See about the
autism awareness thing.
Because that's what
people are claiming
that he has.
They're saying that he's got,
like,
he cares a lot about autism.
It's not MS-13.
And maybe that's correct.
I don't know.
Asylum seeker sent
to Salvadoran
mega prison
over autism
awareness tattoo
family says,
oh,
this is maybe
another guy.
This is another guy.
Oh,
this is a
Venezuelan
migrant
who is living
in Texas
and he was sent
to El Salvador
because of an
autism awareness.
Let's show him
because he had
an autistic brother
so he got an
autism awareness
tattoo.
Does that
seem,
I'm asking,
I don't want to,
I don't want to start
any problems.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
What is the gang
that that looks like?
Like,
I'm asking,
like,
what is the gang?
What is the,
is there a gang
that has that,
like,
gay symbol?
What gang
did they think
he was in?
The Trenda Agua?
I think they,
that's the,
yeah,
that's the
Venezuelan gang
that there's a lot
of them in New York
or was.
He said,
but I have my
asylum.
I have the
asylum papers
here with me.
And the people
said,
no,
you're going
to jail
because you
have a tattoo.
So,
was that the
only evidence?
Here's the thing.
Obviously,
most people
are for deporting
violent criminals.
Obviously,
some people aren't.
They're insane,
right?
They just don't care.
His friends
and family said
he was told
by immigration
authorities
that the tattoo
was proof
he belonged
to the Venezuelan
gang Trenda Agua.
Can you get up
a Trenda Agua tattoo
and let's compare it?
Because maybe
they're similar?
I don't know.
They don't look
similar.
They're trying
to get rid
of gang members
and it's hard
because they got
to go through
all their tattoos.
They got to
go through
the tattoos
of people
here illegally
and it's not
easy
and unfortunately,
I think people
are getting
deported
because they
have a tattoo
but it's not
a gang tattoo.
This is all
pretty sloppy.
We all want
violent criminals.
Yeah,
none of them
have a,
none of those
guys
have a rainbow
ribbon tattoo.
That doesn't
even look like
a dangerous
tattoo.
Get that
guy's tattoo
up again.
That doesn't
even look,
that guy,
I feel like
that's,
is that,
if that's a gang,
you want that
gang here.
That looks like
a gang that
goes and like
helps kids
with cancer.
That doesn't
seem like a
dangerous gang.
That seems like
they clean up
the street or
something.
Now,
I don't know,
maybe that is
a gang.
But it's,
I mean,
you want to
rethink the
ink if that's
a gang.
So I think,
now,
obviously,
these gentlemen,
not,
we don't need
them,
they should
go.
A lot of
them should
go.
The trend
Agua has
got to go,
MS-13 has
to go,
but they
sent a gay
hairstylist
somewhere,
that's not
good,
he wasn't
in a gang,
this guy
wasn't in a
gang.
This other
guy smacked
his wife
around,
the guy
from Maryland,
this guy
Kilmar
Abrego
Garcia,
but Abrego
Garcia was,
I think,
talking to
MS-13 gang
members.
Go to an
article about
Garcia,
because he
was picked
up,
there were
informants
that said
he was
in MS-13,
and maybe
that isn't
true.
Maybe
they're
lying
about it.
His wife
filed a
protective
order
against
him
in
2021,
but now
she came
out and
said,
hey,
he's a
pretty good
guy.
This is
like every
woman
who's ever
filed a
protective
order.
But I'm
not saying
by the way
that he
should be
condemned
for a
protective
order,
I'm just
saying she
did accuse
him of
violence.
she did
accuse him
of
attacking
her.
And other
people have
claimed that
he was
in MS-13.
I don't
know what
his job
was.
The real
story,
Kilmar
Abrego
Garcia is an
MS-13 gang
member with a
history of
violence.
So this is
from Homeland
Security.
So I
don't know if
you want to
believe this.
Do not
make this
bigger.
You take
this with a
grain of
salt.
I'm not
endorsing
this.
This is
what people
are saying.
When he
was arrested,
he was found
with rolls
of cash
and drugs.
He was
arrested with
two other
members of
MS-13.
Now, by the
way, whether
this guy is
guilty or not,
I do think
there is a
problem sending
people to
a El Salvadoran
prison without
any due
process.
I get it.
I think that
opens the
door to a
big problem.
But this
particular dude,
I don't
know,
I don't
know if
he might
be, he
might not
be the
poster boy
for this.
You know,
like, he
might not
be the guy
to defend,
but I
don't know.
But you
got to
defend the
principle,
right?
I think
the principle
is, well,
what do you
do?
Here's the
thing, if
you have
violent gang
members that
come to
the country
and you
catch them,
there's got to
be some due
process.
That's what
America's based
on.
But I don't
think you have
to keep them
here and keep
them in
taxpayer-funded
jails.
You can deport
them to
some prison
in El
Salvador.
So they're
saying when
this guy was
arrested, he
was wearing a
sweatshirt with
rolls of money
covering the
ears, mouth,
and eyes of
presidents on
various currency
denominations.
This is known
as an MS-13
gang symbol of
see no evil,
hear no evil,
say no evil.
Two judges
found that he
was a member
of MS-13.
That finding
has not been
disturbed.
Intelligence
reports found
that he was
involved in
human trafficking.
Here is an
illegal alien from
El Salvador.
The subject
freely admitted
being citizen
and national
of El Salvador
by birth and
that they were
present in the
United States.
Illegally, the
subject were not
in possession of
any immigration
documents that
would allow them
to be in or
remain in the
United States
legally.
He claimed
fear of being
returned to
El Salvador
because he
would be
persecuted by
MS-13's rival
gang,
Barrio-18.
Jennifer Vasquez
Garcia's wife
petitioned for
an order of
protection against
him.
She claimed
he punched
her,
scratched her,
ripped off
her shirt,
and bruised
her.
They include
the protective
order.
But she did
come out and
say,
listen,
I took out a
protective order
because I was
in a previous
relationship with
someone who
was abusive
and I was
just trying to
be careful.
get her up.
She does talk
about this
case.
She is unhappy
that he was
sent away.
If you're
running a
business,
you know that
every time you
miss a call,
you're leaving
money on the
table.
When every
conversation
matters with
a customer,
you need a
phone system
that keeps
you up and
keeps you
connected.
You got to
stay connected.
You need
open phone.
I have
