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Candace Owens Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #441

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
You know, Regis and Kathie Lee are done.
Kelly and Michael, I think, are done.
I don't even know who's the new Anderson Cooper and whoever.
I just think this country needs a new morning show.
And it would look exactly or very similar to this.
I think this is what, we might have a little bit of a nicer backdrop,
but a morning show for America would be Candace and Tim in the morning.
We lead with the person who's, she's just done a little better,
let's be honest, in follower counts and exposure.
And I will tag right along.
And I mean, first of all, thank you for doing this.
Candace and Tim.
Candace, oh yeah, for sure.
It was like Regis and Kelly.
I play my position.
I know the deal.
Candace and Tim, I fully know my, I fully play my position.
I show up, you hand me an index card.
I'm good.
That's good.
I go, for sure.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
Great.
You know, I wanted to tell you a fun story that I think you'll like.
I don't, you, I know that you probably, you, you know your reach,
but I think it surprises you sometimes.
I was at the Beverly Hills hotel.
A French guy who checks me in all the time goes, get over here.
I thought there was like a problem in the hotel.
I didn't know what was going on.
I thought there was a leak in the room.
He goes, listen, he's whispering in the lobby of the hotel.
He goes, are you watching the Candace Owens expose right now?
And I said, yeah, I kind of a little bit.
And he goes, oh my God.
He goes, I'm from France.
And he goes, I believe it's true.
And he's like, I know people who've seen weird stuff.
And we just started giggling like schoolgirls and talking,
Candace Owens, this amazing, because you've now become like this wild
investigative,
like you do these deep dives in this stuff.
And it's really wild.
And like, it was just really fun to me that, you know,
this guy who's just checking me into a hotel was really like watching your
content.
And then he's on, this thing's blown up in France.
Oh, everywhere.
I mean, it is the most international thing I've ever done.
And I could not have ever predicted that it would be that big.
And the funny thing is, is if Emmanuel Macron had not sent me that letter
threat,
we were only going to do one episode.
Oh my God.
It's like, I was so angry that he had the audacity to send a server processor
to Nashville, Tennessee.
And I'm, you know, I'm a little testy when I'm pregnant.
I'll give you that, you know, like, but like someone is going to knock on my
front door and say,
the president of France says you're not allowed to speak or else.
It's a challenge.
I was like, okay, like now we're really doing this thing.
Like I already knew he married a dude, you know, but now we're really doing
this thing.
And we just poured hours and hours and hours into just more research, tagging
it on,
making sure people could follow it themselves and understand like this wasn't
like for funsies.
It's like he actually married a dude.
What was interesting about this thing?
I mean, you go on this, I mean, I don't want to call it a treasure hunt,
but you go, you go on this really exhaustive trip.
This research into Brigitte Macron, who, by the way, a lot of people in France
agree with you.
Oh, they know.
Of all political stripes.
And by the way, gay people transmit, like, this is not like a, this, a lot of
people are like,
one of the journalists who look into this was a gay journalist.
Like a lot of people are like, yeah, something's up here.
Something's up.
Oh, it's more than up.
It is like 1000% true.
Or else, the way that he could have stopped the entire documentary series.
Those people haven't like watched it.
Yeah.
We then wrote back to the president and his mister at the L.A. Palace and said,
I'm glad you opened up lines of communication.
We're not interested.
We're not in the business of defaming anyone.
Right.
I'm not, I would make a fool of myself.
Right.
So if you would just kindly answer this yes or no question.
Right.
Were you born a woman, a female, Brigitte, we'll include this and we'll stop
the series.
They declined to do it.
Right.
So it's, I mean, who would not stop if I'm like, I'm about to do this huge
piece and you
can stop it by simply answering yes or no.
But they couldn't do that because then they would have been lying on record.
It would have opened up way more issues.
And in, unfortunately, he's not familiar with law in America, but in order to
reach that
actual malice standard, you have to show that we acted in reckless disregard
for the truth.
You refuse to say the truth.
I mean, it was just this pompous, a hundred page, we don't have to answer
whether or not
like Brigitte is a woman or a man.
What a bizarre thing to say.
It's such an odd story because what it does, what's very interesting about the
story to
me, there's many layers to it.
And what it really calls into question is how much do we know about the people
who run
our lives?
Nothing.
So this is what's really interesting to me.
These people are introduced at some point as the best option to lead whatever.
I think one of the reasons Trump was so popular is that people knew him for 30
years.
Love him, hate him.
Multiple wives, this, that, and the other, you know, people say nasty things
about him.
People adore him.
But they know him.
He's not, you know, certain people, Bill Clinton is governing the smallest
state in America and
is then thrust into the spotlight.
Barack Obama, a lot of people on the right wing just emerge and they become,
you know,
a household name immediately.
We don't know, no one is doing a lot of research into the backstories of any of
these people.
Right.
And when we do, we're attacked, you're being attacked.
It's like, it's the craziest, I'm like, what is happening?
And it's so much crazier because there's stuff that I can't say on record just
yet.
Of course, of course.
I'll tell you off camera, but it's gotten even crazier in terms of like,
Emmanuel has
really come undone because he has never been this exposed.
Everyone kind of already knew in France because in France it was being like a,
it was a bubble,
but the journalists, again, on the left were the ones that fell down the hole
as they were
trying to write these, honestly, they were trying to prop up Brigitte.
They were trying to write these feminist pieces about Brigitte and then
suddenly, yeah,
they're like, oh, they were trying to do like the Michelle Obama, oh, this is
amazing
for women.
And then when they tried to do any bit of research, they fell down a hole
because the
person didn't exist.
And then suddenly they were being called into the Elize Palace.
Like, imagine I'm like, I'm going to write this glowing piece about Ivanka
Trump and her
childhood.
Right.
And suddenly you get called in and you have Secret Service being like, what are
you working
on?
Right.
And there's no photos.
No, there's, yeah, you can't do, you can't do, here's what you're going to
write.
And let me tell you how it's going to go.
And people are going, this is weird.
Why can't I find or confirm anything?
Why are they locking down yearbooks?
Imagine if you were like, I'm going to write about kids.
I'm like, I'm going to Stanford High School.
And then suddenly like Stanford High School starts locking down yearbooks.
Something's not right here.
This is not, it should be very easy to fact check that somebody existed.
It's very easy to find at least a few cheerleading photos of somebody.
I don't know, you in the hospital when you gave birth to your three kids.
Right.
Isn't that right?
Take that first photo.
But you also go into this thing.
And by the way, you know, this, some of this is, and you've just, when you're
doing this,
the sense of humor, I don't know if you know how funny it is.
It is, I mean, it's laugh out loud.
And I meet the staff at these hotels where we're all just watching and people
like the
richest people in the world, like, hey, our room services, we're like, can you
relax?
We're on episode three.
There's six episodes.
We have a lot to do.
But it's very funny.
You deliver this stuff.
First of all, this idea that really struck me about this whole thing was number
one,
she gets together with him.
He's like 15, right?
It's already weird.
It started weird.
It's already like a huge problem.
It's like you're 40 and he's 16.
Even if this was above board, he's 14, you're 40.
We got a problem.
Huge problem.
But then it is, this is what really makes me laugh.
It is, and Candace, you gotta, if you haven't watched this, you gotta watch it
because she
handles this a very funny way.
It's so that this is like a voluptuous model that like is on, like no one could
resist this
woman.
Like every guy in class is going to be looking at this woman going like, this
woman is
voluptuous and really attractive and like, she's just a-
Claudia Schiffer.
Claudia Schiffer.
Yeah.
And then the photos come out of Brigitte McCrown and immediately you go, they're
lying about
everything.
Like everything's a lie.
Like you see this and immediately you go, wait a minute, hold on.
Everything seems to be a lie.
We've all seen beautiful women and we know what good looking women look like.
There's nothing wrong.
You know what I mean?
And it's like, this isn't a voluptuous French.
This is a gym teacher.
Yes.
A PE teacher.
Yes.
Yeah.
Already when they were trying to run Emmanuel, they knew they had to justify
this weird age
gap.
And so the press went out.
Which again was 48 and 15.
It was, well, if, at best, they were trying to tell 40 and 14.
Okay.
At best.
Which is illegal.
But actually.
Maybe not there.
It's 48 and 14 because we know that.
That's the craziest.
Once you get to the end of it, you realize, you know, this is Jean-Michel Trogneau.
But if she actually had been Brigitte, the entity that she stole, then she
would have been,
it would have been 40 and 14.
So they first went to the press and wrote a bunch of confusing articles.
Like, oh, actually, no, he was 15 and they sold him as this like virtuoso
Mozart.
And she was just supposed to be, according to the press, if you just read the
articles and
nobody actually found pictures of her, this just irresistible drop dead Claudia
Schiffer
sexy, all the boys, imagine their hormones running, they're horny.
Oh, we all, we love this teacher.
She's so hot.
And then you see the actual photos of her.
No, it's crazy.
And you're like, no boy.
No, no boy, not one boy at this school, not even one boy at this school was
into this.
So what is this?
Why did the press even lie to us about that?
And then you start realizing something's very wrong here with this picture.
Something's very wrong here.
And then you start and then you do this amazing job of, because there's a lot
of people that
have looked into this in France and they've been defamed and sued.
Detained.
Detained.
Detained.
The main journalist on this had to move his family because they were trying to
get him on
taxes.
Like, you know, I will find any crime.
And they started going after people for really small and petty things.
And they didn't care who's writing about this.
They're going after everybody.
And it's weird for a story with no legs or for something that's completely untrue.
Why would they be detaining people?
Why would a president of a country send a letter to Nashville, Tennessee?
Yeah, it's crazy.
To like a pregnant woman that's like recording from her basement.
That tells you the story's true.
I mean, there's no otherwise you'd be like, well, part of being a president,
people write
stuff about you all the time.
And if there's something about Trump, you know, like he's not going to, you can't
chase
down every person that's saying something unless there's something here that
you're very
fearful of.
And it's terrifying when you get to it.
What do you think the reaction is in, I mean, the palace to when this line of
inquiry starts
coming from you, from someone in America with a massive platform?
Are they panicked?
Yes, they are panicked.
They are making phone calls