Name: Epstein Cover-Up, Elon’s K-Hole, & AI Chatbot Love | The Tim Dillon Show #446
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Epstein Cover-Up, Elon’s K-Hole, & AI Chatbot Love | The Tim Dillon Show #446

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim dylan podcast uh thank you so much for
joining us
every week here on youtube our good friends at youtube um i want to thank dan bongino
and
cash patel for setting the record straight and joe de rosa is calling me right
now
i'm on my podcast plug your special right now it comes out july 21st on my
youtube
which is joe de rosa comedy on youtube this is joe de rosa i have a special
coming out
it's called i never promised you a rose garden july 21st july 21st joe de rosa
everybody thank
you so much thank you people say i don't have guests but i do actually i do and
i do support
the community the great joe de rosa very funny dan bongino cash patel come out
and they say
jeffrey epstein killed himself and there was nothing uh funny about that butler
assassination attempt
nothing fishy about that
i don't i don't know how to feel about this it uh seems odd that they would say
that number one
jeffrey epstein should not have been allowed to kill himself he was on suicide
watch that's the whole
thing you see he should not have been allowed try to get the video there's a
video of
cash patel i think he's with dan bongino and they're going yeah it's just you
know it's a suicide
that's what i'm telling you you want to believe what you believe um and it's
one of those things where
you go well it seems odd
and they're like we don't have video of the of him doing it but we have a video
that there was no one
in the cell because remember like the cameras broke and the guards fell asleep
and all of that happened
it does seem odd that a guy who was standing trial
for human trafficking who had the most high profile human trafficking case in
history who had been
publicly linked to some of the most powerful people in the world from
presidents to billionaires
seems like uh a guy you would kill again that's just my you know what's the
great thing about
conspiracies usually this is what people do they go like this they go well you're
just saying what
you would do yes absolutely i'm a president i'm diddling minors on an island
there's a guy who's
about to talk about it yeah i'd kill him you're just saying what you would do
that's what conspiracies
are they're just you're projecting what you would do on other people that's
correct how did these people
get to have billions of dollars letting people talk remember all the boeing
whistleblowers that just
started like dying and shooting themselves in motel parking lots and all this
how do you get to run a
company like boeing by letting everybody just run their mouth flap their gums
does anyone believe
that the people that were in the position to have jeffrey epstein killed wouldn't
have let's just start
there let's just start there with the morality does anyone believe if you went
to any of these
presidents prime ministers ceos billionaires and said we could get them do you
think any of them
went well yeah but isn't that morally wrong let's start there does anyone
believe that they would go
yeah but i don't know i stopped the line at killing that's my line having sex
with children who've been
enslaved on an island fine but i won't i will not be a part of this does anyone
believe that let's just
start there so there's a few things you have to believe you have to believe
that the people were
either morally against murder that's the first thing you would have to believe
the second thing you
would have to believe is that let's say they weren't morally against it but
they couldn't pull it off
they couldn't do it they couldn't do it and again let's review the leaders of
countries
billionaires people that run the government couldn't accomplish this
you got to believe one of those two things they either wouldn't have done it
which i think we can
all agree is malarkey that's ridiculous i would never kill someone can you
imagine i wouldn't kill
someone these people press a button and everyone's dead all the time this is
their job they kill people
constantly all day every day that's what they do so it would be odd that the
one guy they wouldn't
want to kill is the one that had information about things that would ruin their
life
that would be odd that they had pangs of conscience at that point okay that's
point one point two
they couldn't do it for some reason they couldn't figure out how to do it
except they kind of did
because the guards went to sleep and and there's no camera of him doing it so
he just did it and
that we gotta we gotta we gotta take it take it for our word that nobody take
it take their word for it
that nobody has been associated with this sorry we had our own little problem
our air conditioner was
about to uh uh i was about to kill myself in my own studio with my air
conditioner um so we have
obviously a very odd circumstance here this is very strange because these are
the people that were elected
to shine light on this stuff but that's not going to happen so if you're an
adult you realize that
if you're an adult you realize that politics is largely for the rubes people
that get animated by it and
people that get excited by it and people who think there's going to be grand
revelations coming and
things are going to that's nice it's a nice thought but it doesn't seem like
that's happening in this
instance we don't know what's going on here we don't have an idea we just now
we're being told that
this guy actually killed himself and that and so let's let's listen to epstein
and bongino in their own
words talk about this and then we'll we'll go a little deeper into it we're not
going to spend
an inordinate amount of time on it but it seems like bullshit i think it's
bullshit and i have a
pretty good idea of why it is happening and i'll tell you after this that's
called a teaser
you said jeffrey epstein committed suicide people don't believe it well i mean
listen they have a
right to their opinion but as someone who has worked as a public defender as a
prosecutor who's
been in that prison system who's been in the metropolitan detention center who's
been in
segregated housing um you know a suicide when you see one and that's what that
was
it's a little bit of a it's a now i think this is happening for two reasons
there's two reasons
number one they found out that every billionaire is on that list so i'm just
going to tell you the way
it'll work if every billionaire is on that list and is in those tapes or at
least a lot of them
the lion's share it ain't coming out it ain't coming out if the entire power
structure of the
world is somehow implicated in this they're not letting it out they're not
letting it out
nobody's letting it out so if that happens to be the case now that's where i'm
that's probably i'm
leaning towards that there's too many people they're too high profile they have
too much money
they're too politically connected and even these people who are by i don't know
cash patellar dan
bachina went by the way who the hell are they i'm supposed to believe that they're
like white knights
trying to rid the world of corruption and evil and all this stuff based on what
based on who what
where i don't you know like i can just tell you as as somebody who's watching
this right now it fully
seems like it cannot whatever they know cannot be known that there is any green
now i don't know if
they were threatened i don't know if it was implicit i don't know if it would
just take down so many
different people i don't know i cannot speculate well i can i do and i will but
i do think it is
guys like jeffrey epstein don't really kill themselves there are people that
can gamble and
they will gamble and they think there's a way out for a guy like jeffrey epstein
the first time
he got caught he got a slap on the wrist and you know maxwell's doing 20 i'm
sure there was a way
for epstein to cop to something do 10 or 15 like i don't know it feels odd that
jeffrey epstein killed
himself is it impossible absolutely not is it improbable yeah it's improbable
so my guess which
again is based on absolutely nothing i know
some people i can ask they won't tell me i have the connections where i can ask
people and now i'm
shut down because they know it i go i go here to go
it's no value in my head i want it for you i want it for the people i give it
to you
now it's what i do i give it to the people for free and not for free really
please buy a product
or something support the show patreon live dates not on sale yet they will be
but that's why they
don't they don't they'll just kind of go yeah but here's the deal there are big
big people
that are embroiled in things and i could i know one or two things i cannot say
because i truly fear
for my own safety that's what i will say that's all i'll say on this show and
it does not involve
trump and i know people are gonna get mad they're gonna go well you're shilling
for trump again i'm
like no i'm criticizing him that hotel in dubai that he's doing i actually don't
even like the tower i
think it should be multiple towers with a courtyard but i'm telling you there's
one thing that i know
that i will not say because i believe that my life there's a very good chance
of my that i would i
would not sleep as well at night if i said it and i won't say it and i know you're
like you you don't
even believe and you know you're a grifter and you're the hey man whatever i
donated money to a
charity today because the kid attacked me online for no reason he attacked me
started yelling at me
for no reason and a young guy gentleman young man and he goes he was attacking
me and i kept going
back and forth with him i found out something bad happened and i donated money
and that's what wins
the argument i go i'm gonna donate money but also i did feel bad and he was a
good you could tell in
his voice he's a good person i can hear in someone's voice if they're a good
person or not
in his voice he was a good person and i and i said it's the right thing to do
you know what am i gonna
use the money for what do i what do i need more shellfish but i know one thing
that i think some of
this is relating to and i and i and i will just say this um they're not letting
it out it ain't coming
out if what i think is true is true it's not coming up and it does not involve
trump and i will say
that that it's not coming out and it and and this is and the thing that i'm
talking about is not
something that other people i guess aren't aware of to a certain degree but i
think that
there's members of the administration that will not let this out i don't know
who they are i might
doesn't matter who cares kill someone else don't start with me kill someone
else don't start with me
there's people that don't want it out probably guessing guessing guessing games
peekaboo who's
that somebody doesn't want it out i don't know maybe everyone what maybe he
killed himself maybe
he was used as a human shield by hamas have you ever thought about that have
you ever thought about
that jeffrey epstein was used as a human shield by hamas because that's what
they do they killed him
he was under a hospital with hamas there was three guys in hamas using jeffrey
epstein as a human
shield in the pediatric ward of a hospital in gaza so israel had to kill them
so that's one of the
civilian casualties is is epstein so there's that that's that and we're moving
on there's nothing
more to say i don't know what to say i'm telling you this there are people that
are very very rich
and there's people that are very very powerful and that you know i don't think
that you know 10 years
from now 20 years from now god only knows you'll get a full accounting like you
do with most things
you'll get a full accounting of it like you do with most things where you'll go
oh yeah
okie dokie um you know wow that's what it is because you're going to get a more
of a full
accounting you're not going to get it now no one's going to give it to you now
once everyone's dead
there'll be another documentary 20 years from now and it'll be about whatever
and you might not even
find out anythin