Name: Musk vs. Trump, Ukrainian Drones, & A Very Special List | The Tim Dillon Show #447
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Musk vs. Trump, Ukrainian Drones, & A Very Special List | The Tim Dillon Show #447

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim dillon show uh well there you have it
you know it's uh
the cup has runneth over and um i told you that would happen i'm not the only
one this is not one
of those predictions where i'm gonna run around and do a victory lap because
many many people saw
this coming from a mile away elon musk donald trump two massive egos two alpha
dudes two people
that like things their way um one of them on ketamine this is going to be a
problem this is
going to be a problem you cannot invite the richest guy in the world into the
white house
high on ketamine make him a pretend president for like a month where he has an
army of like
coders running around grabbing sensitive information from all these government
agencies
and then telling him that like your time is up this guy got in there and he
thought he was going to be
like the shadow president or i don't know what he thought i don't know if he
thought he's on drugs
he's running around with a chainsaw he's firing people uh from the national
park service on a whim
which that of all the things he has done that is what i'm for that was the one
i was for to randomly
call up people go oh do you work at zion national park not anymore like that i
was all i was behind him
there but this is an erratic drug addled mega billionaire who was brought into
the white house
under the auspices of figuring out how much fraud waste and abuse there is in
the government now
obviously there is a lot he doesn't really find any he said oh it's going to be
two trillion then it was a
trillion now it's whatever he's running around going social security is paying
all this stuff out to dead
people but that's not true social security keeps people in the roles but they're
not really being
paid and that's been proven he hasn't shown any proof of all this waste and
fraud and abuse
that he uncovered he's just kind of running around high and then
trump is passing this grotesque bill that's going to
mire the country and even more debt and elon musk tweets i'm sorry i just can't
stand it anymore
this massive outrageous pork filled congressional spending bill is a disgusting
abomination
shame on those who voted for it you know who you you know you did wrong you
know it
elon is trying to kill the bill this big beautiful bill that donald trump loves
this big beautiful bill by the way is uh an expansion of the federal debt
it gets rid of the ev mandate which musk does not like musk also by the way has
beef with trump over
the sam altman the open ai musk doesn't like the idea that he feels like he's
been sidelined
by other tech people so musk is unhappy with all of this so he goes to war with
this bill
saying that it's an abomination and then he goes nuclear on acts and goes the
reason the epstein files
are not out is because trump is in them time to drop the really big bomb
donald trump real donald trump tagged tagged tagged is in the epstein files
that is the real reason
they have not been made public have a nice day donald j trump elon musk mark
this for the future the truth
will come out
everyone knows i'm not a huge fan of elon musk i think that elon musk
um
one of the most offensive things to me is people trying to be funny who aren't
funny this is a horrible thing
this is a terrible thing that happens people that want to be funny that have
other other things like
i don't know all the money in the world and that's not enough it's never enough
watching someone try to
be funny and fall down on their face it's terrible it's as a comedian as
somebody who is funny it's
it's sad to watch and it's it makes him cringe like i want my billionaires kind
of quiet and evil and
you know plotting and i don't want them doing like dad jokes and like you know
i don't want to see it
right so there's there's always been there's a cringe element to him again i've
only met him one time
he's very nice to me and he's clearly a smart guy and whatever but i don't
trust him i don't trust any
of those tech people because i and i've said a lot i don't know what they want
but it's not what they say
this is the problem with these people it's not what they say they want they
want another thing
that's what like zuckerberg in these interviews like he's very calm and quiet
and like methodical
when he answers the question because he can't tell you the answer because the
answer is is is like
really disturbing and the answer is like yeah well we're planning to you know
we're planning on like
a massive population reduction i mean how how else will this work you know then
the interviewer is
like interesting like you can't do that so whatever elon musk got into the
white house to do
why does elon musk care about government fraud and waste and abuse does anyone
why he's a he makes
his living off government contracts he makes his living off the government largesse
and a lot of
taxpayer funded uh things that he depends on what is his uh concern i don't
think he does i don't think
any of them do i don't think sam altman cares i mean i don't think any of them
get i think they want
the government to open up their coffers and give these guys all the money in
the world that they
don't have whatever's left in this country that they don't have they want
because they're going to
the government and they're saying china's kicking our ass in ai they kicked our
ass with tiktok social
media maybe it's an op maybe there's spy software in there we don't know but
they did it we didn't
we fucked up our shit's going down we got fucking facebook which sucks that
thing sucks
we got your fucking old aunt on facebook or a bunch of fucking dead people
facebook is like a bunch of
in memoriam pages and people uploaded casserole recipes we fucked up instagram's
hanging by a thread
it's fine but it's not driving the conversation everybody's getting famous tiktok
all the music
in america now you got to go viral on tiktok that's the big one and it ain't us
it's them
deep cki comes out whether that's an op or not again we're caught with our
pants we just keep
getting caught with our pants down and these guys keep running to the
government go we need more money
we need more money you want us to compete you want to tiktok you want to deep
seek which is open ai
sam altman you want these things we need more money we can't do this for
nothing we need a lot of
money and we don't want to put our own money up you need to put taxpayer money
up and if you don't do
this we're fucked it's the same thing that happened in 2008 during the
financial crisis all the heads of
these banks went into hank paulson who was the secretary of the treasury or or
i'm sorry uh i think he
was i think it was paulson but it doesn't matter but it was he had worked at
goldman sachs and they
went in there and they said hey they went it was it was george w bush they went
hey
it was 2007 this thing was collapsing and they go if we don't get a bailout
the whole system collapses
whether that was true or not and there's people that claim that it was and i i
mean i i intend to
think that there was a potential that the system was going to be either
collapsed or severely
you know reformed um whether that was true or not
they got the money because they sowed the sense of panic in the government they
said we're fucked
if we don't get this money it might have been true
in the same way the tech people are going we need all this money we're we're
not going to
we're not going to be able to compete with china all these things
these people don't really care about america as an idea one of the biggest
startups
during covid was uh i forget what they call it but it was a and i knew the kids
who did it they were nice
kids but they wanted to just buy a piece of land and start their own
civilization and run it with crypto
and peter teal was a big investor in it the guy from palantir we'll talk about
that in a minute
that was one of the big startups during covid and everybody thought it was a
great idea
they were like let's get the fuck out of here there's riots everywhere it sucks
here we want out
so they were thinking of like buying a piece of land and yeah here we go uh uh
i don't know if that
was the one that no that was that's a different one but there was a startup i
knew these kids i had
meetings with them praxis and they wanted i don't know what happened to them
and this isn't even like shitting on them they just wanted to build
yeah a startup link to peter teal wanted to build the next great city in greenland
like they wanted
to just get out of here they the laws and they were like we're not into this we're
in we're all of
these tech people believe to some degree in a post-american future whether they
admit it or not
they're not going to admit it they all love jesus now which is interesting so
they've all found him
we trust that we trust that conversion it was that a is that authentic but all
of these people want a
post-american future and and and they love these ideas right yeah let's buy a
piece of land let's
start small running on crypto see what happens fully kind of libertarian feudal
state run by
crypto crypto so what do you do
if that's what you want if that's your concept of the future
where nation states are going to be at the you know at the very least subservient
what do you need and you need kind of this digital police state that everyone's
going to have to live in
and that's where you bring in palantir the new york times article here the
trump administration
has tasked palantir peter teal and palantir
with building a database of americans
their financial info
so peter teal the uh palantir is founded by these guys alex carp joe lonzel and
peter teal i met joe lonzel
in austin i went to his house nice guy very smart i described him on the show
he no longer likes me
um that's fine that this is a pattern for me right this seems to be a pattern i
don't think it's
right he had a great big swimming pool and i love swimming and i love a big
pool most people don't
have them and he had a huge but he was 80 feet it doesn't matter i'm being sued
he'll sue me for this
i met him he no longer i think he's actively involved palantir he's doing some
other startup like
he's doing some other he wanted to build another city and to compete with austin
or something you
know everyone's got a fun idea at these tech things when you go everyone's got
a fun idea
everyone wants to do something revolutionary and so in march president trump
signed an executive
order calling for the federal government to share data across agencies raising
questions over whether
he might compile a master list of personal information mr trump has not
publicly talked
about the effort since but behind the scenes officials have quietly put
technological building
blocks into place to enable his plan in particular they have turned to one
company palantir the data
analysis and technology firm this is where you have to start questioning
if the trump administration is like some type of op meaning like is this real
is the is the administration
that got elected to purge the deep state actually using the deep state to
compile a list of data on all the
people that live here this shadowy company palantir that works with the cia and
the military
they do all this fun stuff they export or all their technology all over the
world to place you know fun like
israel right now i don't know what they're doing it i guess i guess setting up
uh breakfast uh stations
perhaps not but this shadowy company is compiling a list of data of american
people
the department of homeland security and the pentagon when mr trump took office
according to public records
including additional funds from existing contracts as well as new contracts
with the department
of homeland security and the pentagon so palantir has received 113 million in
federal government
spending since trump took office this does not include a 795 million contract
the department of defense
awarded the company last week which has not been spent representatives of p