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Epstein Updates & Dinner in DC | The Tim Dillon Show #453

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
Good to be with you, as always, and I'm happy that you are here with me.
I hope I have your trust.
Because I see trust being removed from lots of people, and for good reason.
Because we are going to now, I'm going to tell you about a dinner I had
with a member of the administration.
I'm going to tell you everything that I know.
And I'm going to say the things that I do not know.
And I am also not going to attest to the veracity, Google it, of the
information.
How true or false the information is.
I'm going to tell you what I was told.
Okay?
It's not a defense of Trump.
It's not a defense of the administration.
In fact, I think if they do not release everything they have, they are done.
I believe that.
If they do not release, and I told them that, you need to release everything
you have.
Pam Bondi needs to be fired.
I told them that.
They know that.
The people I spoke to.
Person.
People.
Person.
People.
They know that.
They know that.
I went to Washington.
We had a dinner.
It was a small dinner.
What day did it?
When did I go?
Wednesday.
I went Wednesday.
Here's the rub.
Jeffrey Epstein is an innocent man.
I'm kidding.
That's not the rub.
That's not the rub.
Yes, it's a blackmail operation.
Yes, it was.
Yes, this guy's got connections to intelligence.
Everybody knows that.
Yes, the intelligence is Mossad and CIA.
Most likely.
We all know that.
Yes, he was running some type of blackmail operation procuring young girls for
powerful people.
A lot of this was on tape.
Somewhere.
When Pam Bondi came out and said, I have 10,000 hours of evidence, what has
been told to me is that that is porn Epstein downloaded from the internet.
It is not the tapes of powerful people in compromising positions.
And the person who told me that said, listen, I'm not saying those tapes don't
exist.
I'm saying that the person who has that, those tapes, is either a foreign
intelligence service, Ireland, as a guess, or a billionaire or billionaires, or
they have been destroyed.
You know, there isn't a tape of Bill Clinton fucking a 12-year-old that Pam
Bondi has on her desk.
She has commercial pornography downloaded from the internet.
The tapes that show incriminating things are with who's ever blackmailing these
people.
Again, this is what was told to me.
And that, which, again, from the outside, I can see whoever is running this
operation not being dumb enough to let tapes get to the desk of Pam Bondi, who
is the attorney general.
Now, again, do I know what is on those tapes?
Absolutely not.
I really don't want to know.
I don't want a trove of pornography delivered so I can analyze it.
What was told to me was that those tapes are pornography, some legal, some
probably not, that he had downloaded.
There are tapes of Epstein walking around his house, and there are photos of
underage girls.
But there is no tape of Bill Gates or Donald Trump or Bill Clinton engaging in
activity with a minor.
Okay.
However, again, this is told to me at a private dinner that we're having.
I'm not going to tell you who it's with.
I won't.
If you're smart, maybe you know by the end of the episode, but I don't know if
you're smart.
I don't know if you're smart.
I'll drop clues.
I'll drop little clues.
I'll drop tiny clues.
I'll drop tiny clues.
But I'm not going to tell you.
People speak, I think, under the condition of some type of anonymity here.
Truly.
No offense.
So I'm not going to go out and say who it was.
I'm not going to say who it was.
Tiny clues.
Tiny little clues.
And it wasn't RFK.
I couldn't do that for an hour or two-hour dinner.
Can you imagine that?
I imagine.
And I couldn't.
I couldn't do it.
That's not who it was.
They know they have a problem.
They got a big problem.
You have to.
I don't think the grand jury docs, which I also said, you got to unseal all of
that.
You got to get Bondi to go to a judge and unseal it.
That will not satiate people.
You need to release all of the documents unless you're going to have a big
problem.
Trump and Epstein were friends for a very long time.
The nature of their relationship is kind of a mystery to a lot of people.
Donald Trump has said, hey, I knew the guy.
He traveled in society circles, New York, Palm Beach.
Epstein said, this guy was my best friend, I think, at one point.
I think Trump and Epstein fell out over a house they both wanted to buy.
I know that Epstein hit on a young girl at Mar-a-Lago and Trump kicked him out.
I don't know where they hung out, what trips they took.
I'm unaware of that.
People got mad at me on the last episode.
They're like, you're covering for Trump.
And I'm like, I'm not covering for Trump.
Trump has never been accused of anything with an underage person.
You know, he's clearly a guy that's driven, like, a lot of people by sex.
And he's clearly somebody that has probably acted inappropriately.
But he was never accused of being with somebody who's underage.
And I think a lot of people that don't like Trump would tell you that wasn't
his thing.
A lot of these women he was with, Ivana, Marla Maples, are kind of like Vegas
showgirls.
They look like 35, even when they're 25, a lot of them.
They're just caked in makeup, huge hair, tits out.
They're in, like, a gold, you know.
I mean, now, is it impossible that Epstein or whoever has some compromising
material on Trump?
Absolutely not.
I don't know.
But I only suggested that, thus far, that is not something he's been accused of
doing.
Okay?
That doesn't mean that it's impossible.
It's obviously not impossible.
And in order to get this type of speculation to quiet down, they have to
release everything that they have.
And I told this person that.
And this person knows that.
And we also discussed Ghislaine.
Ghislaine.
Ghislaine.
I think it's Ghislaine.
No one offered Ghislaine a plea deal.
Nobody went to Ghislaine Maxwell and said,
Give up somebody and we will reduce your sentence.
And that could be for a couple of reasons.
They didn't want to give a plea deal to a pedophile.
That's certainly not a popular thing to do.
But it could also be because people didn't want Ghislaine to be like,
Actually, I have a funny story.
People didn't want that.
They weren't looking forward to that.
They said, Keep your trap shut.
Now, I said at this dinner, I said Ghislaine must speak.
She should testify before Congress.
A couple of the people at the dinner.
Again, it was a small dinner.
Three or four people.
About four people.
Three.
Four, then three.
They knew.
They said that is not on the table at the moment.
But it's not impossible.
Nobody's super jazzed about it.
Like, it's been suggested.
Like, I thought I had the idea first.
I didn't.
Other people had suggested it.
Why don't we get this bitch?
We know where this bitch is.
We know where she is.
Let's get her.
Let's put her under oath.
Let's have her raise the right hand.
And let's have her talk about what this operation was.
That has not been warmly received by anybody over there.
Right, left, center.
A lot of people in Washington were not excited.
And probably New York, Palm Beach, London, any city you can't afford, people
weren't jazzed about that.
They weren't pumped up about her testifying.
You know how you meet your friend and they're pumped up?
They're running a 5K.
And they're pumped up.
And they're excited about it.
And they're telling everyone they know about, I'm doing a 5K.
Yeah, it's good to see you.
I gotta keep running.
I'm training for a 5K.
And they're pumped up.
And they're excited.
And they keep talking about this thing they're doing.
To keep pumping.
This is the opposite of that.
Ghislaine Maxwell testifying in front of Congress is kind of the opposite of
that.
No one's running through the streets going, let's get her to testify.
Won't it be fun?
That's not happening.
It's not exciting to a lot of people.
They have not embraced it.
I think it's a good idea.
I told the people at the dinner that.
They kind of agreed.
They get it.
Put her under oath.
Put her in the chair.
The problem is, she's gonna want something.
To testify.
And now you're cutting the sentence of a pedophile.
Now what if she, cause Ghislaine's an asset.
She's an intelligence asset.
She's probably not gonna hang people with the testimony.
She knows how to do that.
She knows how to say things without saying things.
I'm guessing.
I would imagine.
Unless she just decides to just fucking burn it all down.
But she probably won't.
Her dad, you know, I think a team of people stormed his yacht.
Threw him off.
You know?
Four Israeli prime ministers were at his funeral.
Hopefully they'll be at mine as well for different reasons.
But, heads of the Mossad, he got a great, you know, a great burial plot in
Israel.
Like, it's his whole thing.
They literally said he's done more for Israel.
Things we can't even say right now.
He was a big asset.
And, and I think Ghislaine values that, that's dad.
That's her daddy.
That's dad.
You gotta love your dad.
Me and my father don't have the greatest relationship.
I still love my dad.
I like things about my father.
I like that he does things like, that I do.
He looks down on people that are not that lower than him.
Almost not lower than him.
But I like that about him.
He looks way down on people that are not that much lower than him.
And I do as well.
I judge severely the people who are not that much lower than me.
And in fact, I judge severely people that have things I don't have and that are
good.
But I, I love that about my father.
I like that my father, like I do, appropriates the accomplishments of other
people.
Like, you know, he will take pride in a, in a beautiful, wealthy area or a skyscraper
or, uh, something that he had nothing to do with.
And I do the same thing.
I, I like it and I talk about it like I had something to do with it.
But I didn't.
You know, and that's something I learned from my father.
You take pride in, in being near success.
My whole life I've done, I got successful when I was like 40.
You know, 37, whatever.
But like, before that, I took a lot of pride that I was near success.
And then show people, look at these fucks and how well they've done.
Show them that.
Your bum friends are going to come visit you.
Show them the people that have done it.
And you take a little bit from that.
And you make it your own.
You internalize it.
You gotta love your dad.
And her dad, say what you want about him.
But he was a super spy.
The guy did it.
He was a media mogul.
He was an access agent.
He was working.
The guy was working.
That's her father.
I don't think she's going to light it all on fire.
I think she values that.
I think she goes down with the ship.
But then, you know, so the problem is if she gets up there and she doesn't
really give people what they want.
She's not giving people up.
Then you gotta pardon her.
You gotta pardon a pedophile.
That's a tough call.
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But supposedly, they do not have tapes that have incriminating stuff.
They have incriminating for the man who's dead.
Or who's living in Les Wexner's 