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Auctioning America, Ghislaine’s Makeover & Sydney Sweeney’s White Naturals |The Tim Dillon Show #456

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
Sidney Sweeney's a Nazi, who cares?
Who cares?
Don't we have more important things to worry about
than whether Sidney Sweeney wants a white future
for this country?
No, I'm literally serious.
Why does it matter to me
that Sidney Sweeney wants to live in a white country
with white babies sucking on her white titties?
Why would that matter to me?
If Sidney Sweeney wants her white breast milk
from her white titties to feed her white babies
who grow up to be white warriors in a white country,
why would I care?
Why does that destabilize my day
that Sidney Sweeney simply wants a white man
to put his white semen in her white body
to have white babies who will feast on her white breast milk
that comes out of her formidable white titties
and then they become white warriors
in a white army in a white country,
to fight for Christendom,
to save Europe,
to save the Western world?
Why is that such a big deal
that American Eagle has chosen to highlight
these wants and needs of hers?
And it's supposed to be a big deal
that Sidney,
that ad that says Sidney Sweeney 1488,
we must secure a future for white children
or whatever 14 words Sidney Sweeney,
the Jewish question Sidney Sweeney.
Why is that such a big deal?
Why is it such a big deal
that Sidney Sweeney did an ad with her tits out
and the pull quote from the ad,
which seems to upset a lot of people,
is she has good genes, right?
Sidney Sweeney has good genes.
And then under that it said,
there are a lot of them in media.
Why is that such a problem?
If that's the pull quote,
Sidney Sweeney,
American Eagle,
there are, quote,
a lot of them in media.
What does she mean by that?
Who are them?
But what does it matter?
She's just an attractive Nazi woman.
There are pretty Nazis.
Are there,
of every group of people,
there have always been attractive members
of that group,
obviously.
And Sidney Sweeney is one of them.
So instead of getting upset
that this Nazi looks better than you,
go to the gym.
What did Epstein Donnie say about this?
Get up Donald Trump's tweet about this.
He's getting involved in this.
They just moved Ghislaine to a prison
so they can kill her, by the way.
We'll talk about that in a minute.
But Donald Trump,
truth socialed something about Sidney Sweeney.
He's like,
why don't you pigs go to the gym?
And this is a guy that eats McDonald's every day.
But he said something to the extent of like,
hey, you ugly woke losers,
if you didn't treat yourselves like shit,
you could look like fucking Sidney Sweeney.
But you're not gonna.
But still,
you can do better than you're doing now.
If the Democrats want to win again,
they got to stop this,
where they like get angry about nonsense.
It's very silly.
And it doesn't matter to anybody.
Nobody cares.
A lot of this stuff
is like what discredits
liberalism to people
because they realize it's about nothing.
At least with Bin Laden,
who wants to run New York City,
he's gonna get rid of the cops.
And if you have any money,
he's just gonna let mobs of teenagers
attack you on the street
and grab your cell phone.
Which, by the way,
I'm almost not kidding about.
But that's something.
You see?
Zoran Bin Laden,
at least going,
we're going to just take
everyone's private property
and redistribute it,
is at least something.
I don't agree with that,
but it's something.
This is less than nothing,
by the way.
Like,
like,
like,
putting your laser focus
on a,
on an ad for jeans
is nothing.
And that's what discredits
liberalism
for a lot of people.
They go,
well,
it's not even real.
Get that back up.
Yeah.
Many Democrats
and Democrat supporters
have been criticizing
the American Eagle Company,
which has one of the great
patriotic names
for a company.
For its latest ad campaign
to sell blue jeans
starring the beautiful
and talented Sidney Sweeney,
these online crybabies
are calling the company
and Sidney fascist.
Totally ridiculous.
Selling blue jeans
is about as American
as you can get,
if we're being totally honest.
Maybe if these fat,
ugly losers
spent more time
working on themselves,
they wouldn't be so angry
about everything MAGA.
To which I'm sure
most of the comments
were,
release the list,
release the list,
release the list.
As there,
as they should be,
release it.
I don't think
he's going to,
but it's a fair
rallying cry
and it seems to be
the only thing
that does drive him insane.
Nothing else is,
he didn't like
when like Tim Walz
called him weird.
That kind of pivoted him
in the direction
where he seemed to be.
But this seems to really
get to him,
the release the list.
Because he did have
a thousand FBI agents
combing over that list,
redacting his name
wherever they found it.
And there are like
lots of videos of him
in a conga line
with Jeffrey Epstein.
So at this point,
if he's not implicated
in having sex
with a minor,
this is much weirder.
So whatever it is,
put it out.
The country's,
the people in the country
can handle it.
The people in the country
can handle it.
The FBI redacted
Trump's name
in the Epstein files.
The Bureau's team
tasked with conducting
a final review
of the records
blacked out the names
before higher-ups
said last month
that releasing the documents
would not be appropriate
or warranted.
So you have all these
wealthy people,
well-connected people,
implicated in the
horrific abuse
of children.
Now, did all of them do it?
That's the argument.
Maybe they're just named
and they didn't do it.
Maybe.
Okay.
But from the documents,
there should be
some way to ascertain that,
I'm sure.
Thousands of documents
over many years.
It's a big investigation.
The FBI has all the information.
So their whole thing is like,
well, we can't release them
because, like,
somebody could be named in it,
but they're, like, innocent.
They didn't do anything.
Well, if that's the case,
it was an investigation.
So there would be some way
to ascertain
who was, like,
really involved
and who wasn't.
Most likely,
it's not just going to be
a complete clusterfuck.
So,
I think it's just
a lot of people
who were involved
who also, you know,
don't want their name.
The idea that Trump
is doing this
to protect other people
is the funniest thing
I've ever heard in my life.
Like, did he suddenly overnight
become, like,
a conscientious
guy who cares
about his fellow people?
His fellow billionaires,
he's upset
and cares about them.
No, if he didn't feel
like this implicated him,
it would have been out
months ago,
most likely.
If he wasn't nailed
somehow in this,
this is out months ago,
this is not,
he's not, like,
he doesn't care about
any of his friends
that much,
I would imagine.
So, this whole argument
that, like,
well, we can't release
this stuff
because it's going to
implicate people
that are named
but they really didn't
do it or whatever,
put it out,
see what's there.
But we all know
that's part of the,
that's not the real reason
they won't put it out.
And that's only part
of the reason
that they're giving
that they won't
put it out.
Right now,
they're trying things
to see if it'll work.
They're seeing,
it's like a comedian
at an open mic
where you see
if a premise will stick.
You're like,
what do you think
about this?
What do you think
about that?
They're trying theories.
They're going like,
hey, what about,
what about if the,
if the porn isn't,
it's just pornography
from the internet?
How about that?
And that was told
to me directly.
Or then they go like this.
They go,
hey, what about
if it's just a bunch
of good billionaires
that might get ensnared
in this or caught up in it
but they actually
didn't do anything wrong?
How about that?
And then the public goes,
I don't think that's it.
And they're like,
well, how about this?
How about that,
Ghislaine's like a liar
and she's just going
to start lying.
And you go,
yeah, yeah, maybe,
but also just put out
what you got.
So they're just trying
to see what will work.
And nothing's working,
so that's why
they're transferring
Ghislaine now.
Get this up.
They just put her
in a minimum security prison
because they're going to,
I don't know,
but it seems like
they're going to try
to kill her.
Ghislaine Maxwell
was quietly moved.
Quietly.
Where we going, darling?
Where we going, darling?
In the middle of the night,
quietly moved
from a Florida prison
to a more comfortable one
in Texas this week
as she campaigns
for a pardon
from President Donald Trump.
Jeffrey Epstein's associate
was serving
a 20-year sentence
for sex trafficking
in a low-security
Tallahassee prison,
but was moved
to Texas
on Thursday
to the minimum security
federal prison camp
Bryan in Southeast Texas.
Minimum security.
It's kind of a have-atter.
Have-atter, boys, gals.
So right now,
the Mossad
is trying to find
a butch lesbian
to go get her.
That's what's going on
right now.
A butch lesbian
is sitting in that jail
and the Mossad
is about to find
a real
butch
dykey lesbian
to go
crack Ghislaine Maxwell
in the head.
She's going to go
crack her in the face.
Maxwell's new home
holds mostly
white-collar criminals
and unlike
the Tallahassee facility
is only for
female criminals.
She will now be able
to purchase beauty
and leisure items
from the commissary
including makeup
and crochet
and sewing kits
which, by the way,
one of those women
is going to use
one of those kits
to cut her throat.
That's obvious.
They got to kill
this bitch now.
She's got to go now.
This is like go time.
The Mossad is like
she's going to
the new prison
where she can buy
makeup tonight.
She's going to get
a makeover tonight
and a big butch lesbian
is going to cut her throat.
They're going to cut
her throat.
I'm telling you
that's the plan.
There is a plan.
When Miriam Adelson
gave Trump
all that money
after January 6th
and she was the only one
fucking with him
and she was like
I'll give you this
this was before
all those tech people
decided how much
they loved populism
and Donald Trump
and borders
and tariffs
but Miriam Adelson
gave him $100 million
and she was
she was out there early
saying hey
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to help
make you the president
of the United States.
Miriam Adelson
had a few
requests.
You don't just
get $100 million.
That's not the way
$100 million works.
Nobody just gives you
$100 million
without having an opinion.
I've been given
far less money
during creative projects
and people have an opinion.
When I do something
with a Netflix
or whatever
it doesn't mean you
necessarily
have to listen to it
but they always give it
because the minute
someone opens
their pocketbook
they feel that they're
entitled
to give an opinion.
Now thankfully
on the comedy specials
Netflix doesn't give
a ton of opinion
unless I'm like
slandering
I don't know
some public person
it's a legal issue
but usually
if you're in development
and I've been in development
with a bunch of shows
that have never made the air
the minute somebody
gives you money
for a script
or to make a pilot
or whatever
they say
and by the way
here are
notes
they have notes
they have notes
they have things
they think you should do.
yes we like the project
but here's
if we could see it
in a different light
we just want to steer it
this way
we want to help
we want it to be
as successful as possible
and here's how we think
you should do it
you get notes
when Miriam Adelson
gives you $100 million
you get notes
you get notes
here's one of the main notes
Israel is going to
call the shots
that's note number one
that's note number one
and that's her only note
so that's actually
she comes in
and she goes
I don't have a lot of notes
this is actually
going to be
a relatively easy process
I have one note
it's not a big note
it's just one note
and we can get this
out of the way
and once we get it
out of the way
it's not actually
a big deal
we don't even have to
talk about it again
my one note
is that Israel
is just going to run
this thing
okay
I'm going to give you
a hundred mil
I'm going to give you
a hundred mil
it's my one note
it's my one
this is the version
of like Netflix
going we don't love
the main character
like I'm