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Tylenol ‘Tism, FBI at Jan. 6th, & Meeting The Mossad | The Tim Dillon Show #463

Yossi Cohen, welcome to Honestly.
Thank you very much for having me.
Well, a lot of people on the internet believe that you are my boss
because they believe that I am a member of the Mossad.
But this is actually the first time that I'm meeting you,
or at least as far as I know, any member of the Mossad.
So I'm very excited to meet you.
I'm the first person you've ever met, but you know.
There might be, I might have met people.
Might be others that you know the world.
First, I want to set the table for people because the Mossad is an agency
that is just shrouded in so much conspiracy and propaganda.
Simple question, Yossi.
What is the Mossad?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
A friend of the show, Barry Weiss, did a fascinating interview
with a member of the Mossad.
And she really looked into the process.
And it was incredibly interesting.
So what I want to do now is I wanted to bring someone in
to explore an area where I am completely clueless.
I mean, completely in the dark.
And I wanted somebody to kind of walk me through an area of study
that I know nothing about, just like Barry did.
So I want to thank you for coming, Chloe.
You work at Dairy Queen.
That is true, yes.
What is Dairy Queen in your mind?
What is it?
Because people say that they serve ice cream there,
and I'm not even super sure what that is.
What's ice cream?
Yeah, what is ice cream?
Like, what is it?
Oh, it's like the frozen dessert ice cream.
Like a little treat.
It is a treat, yeah.
Like a frozen kind of a, it's like an ice.
It can, it's sweet.
It's, it can be soft or hard.
It's chocolate, vanilla.
And those are?
Those are the flavors.
Flavors?
Yeah.
So there's different flavors of ice cream.
There's many flavors of ice cream.
So that, so that's something interesting to know, too.
Sure, yeah.
Now, what is Dairy Queen to ice cream?
What do they do?
Dairy Queen, it's, um, it's a pretty popular franchise here in America.
I'm pretty sure it's global, actually.
So it's an ice cream store.
Sure, yeah, we're, we're known for that.
Um, we also sell, like, burgers and, um.
So if I wanted to, I could get ice cream at Dairy Queen.
Yes.
What would be, uh, some of the ice cream varieties at Dairy Queen?
What's a fun thing people like there?
You know, uh, some people just get the vanilla classic.
Yeah.
We do something called the blizzard.
Now, what is that?
That, I'm surprised you don't, a lot of people know about the blizzard.
It's, um, we hold it upside down.
Have you seen that?
Does it involve candy?
There's chopped candies in it.
Right.
Yeah.
This is ringing a bell to me now.
And they go in the ice cream.
We mix it in.
You mix the candy in the ice cream.
And then I, I, if I wanted to, could buy, because I wanted to have someone on,
because I don't
know what this is.
This ice cream and candy in the ice cream at this Dairy Queen.
What is it?
And so many people are curious about it.
I don't know anything about it.
I've never had it, been near it, gone near it.
Don't think I've ever met anyone who's had ice cream or even worked at an ice
cream store.
So for someone like you to come in, again, me knowing absolutely nothing about
ice cream
and having never met a human being who's eaten ice cream or sold it, uh, or
blackmailed anyone
with it, for you to come in and just take us through this new strange world is,
is super
cool.
Whoa.
What do you like about ice cream?
What do people like about ice cream?
Um, yeah, I mean, I'm just, I've been working there a long time, but it seems
to make people
happy, you know, they, they come in the sugar in it.
Maybe there's a lot of sugar in it.
It's not a diet.
I should try sugar.
Yeah.
In moderation.
At one time.
I want to try it.
What would it be like to try the sugar?
It's a, it's good.
It's a good experience.
I'd feel good.
Yeah.
You would feel good.
A lot of people really, they come a lot.
They get it often.
I've never even seen it.
It's that, it's really, um, that's kind of unbelievable.
I, I, I know so many people think that I like eat ice cream all the time or
like talk about
it or like a lot of my friends eat it.
Like we eat it together and like, we'll get it and eat it in the car.
Sometimes I'll eat it by myself or like, I've loved it forever.
And like, I was raised to love ice cream.
And like, no matter what, I'll always like ice cream, even though I know I
shouldn't eat it.
Uh, people think that, but really I've never had it and don't even know what it
is.
That's, I've, I've never met anyone who doesn't know what ice cream is, but, um,
it's pretty, you should definitely try it.
It's, people, people enjoy it.
So you're saying ice cream is a dessert that people have after a meal.
Yeah.
Sometimes.
Yeah.
What would it be like, you know, to eat it?
What does it feel like?
Um, I think you would know because you're doing it right now.
How, doing what?
You are, you are eating ice cream right now.
How would I know I'm eating ice cream?
You don't know that you're eating ice cream right now?
Well, it's secret, right?
I mean, that's the whole premise of the whole thing is like, you could be
eating ice cream and not even know you're eating it.
That's the whole point.
From what I hear.
I don't understand.
I'm just saying.
Um.
You ever kill anyone at Daraqueen?
I.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
Everybody's up in arms over Tylenol.
If you want to take it, take it.
It's just a recommendation from RFK and Dr. Kennedy and our president.
And you don't, if you don't, my mother took a lot of Sudafedge.
My mother was addicted, God love her, to over-the-counter pharmaceuticals.
And one of the things in our country that we don't realize is that you can be
addicted to over-the-counter pharmaceuticals.
Truly.
My mother also liked Percocet and Vicodin and things that were behind the glass.
But it was also a lot of over-the-counter pharmaceuticals that mother got into.
Sudafed at one time was just kind of an over-the-counter grab-and-go, pep in
her step, put a little pep in her step.
A lot of people say Trump likes it, too.
But RFK has now come out and said people are autistic because mothers, when
they are pregnant, take Tylenol, which makes the children autistic.
Let's listen to, this is RFK Jr., the head of the Maha movement, the Make
America Healthy Again movement,
talking about the dangers, the dangers, hidden dangers in taking Tylenol.
And here's the way I feel about it, folks.
I think you got to do what you want to do out there.
I'm a big fan of personal responsibility.
If your kid comes out autistic and it's a genius, well, then you did the right
thing.
If it's one of them where it's, you know, and we all know, we all know, not all
of them are.
If your kid's a little rain man, he can count all the marbles on the floor
quickly.
It's a fun party trick.
Everyone likes it.
He's a little quiet, a little off to himself.
Fine.
But I have friends, and they had kids late in life.
And their children, I mean, God, it's like something out of Lord of the Rings.
I'm sorry, it is something out of Lord of the Rings.
It's like an orc.
It's just like, and I mean, I don't want that.
Nobody wants that.
So if you take a lot of Tylenol and your kid comes in and it's making the
sounds that usually
get made during the Battle of Helms deep, then I don't want it in my home.
And I will call it it.
So, Dr. Kennedy here, he's the guy.
He's Tylenol.
If you take Tylenol while you're pregnant, your child will come out.
It will not be able to wipe itself.
It will not be able to speak.
It will not be able to go on a date.
It will not be able to eat a pizza.
It will not be able to do anything.
It will just, it'll scream like an orc from the Battle of Helms deep, Lord of
the Rings,
where the orcs came from hell and they flew and they screamed loud.
Dr. Kennedy.
Is he a doctor?
Maybe not.
Who cares?
Dr. Kennedy.
Important findings from our autism work that are vital for parents to know as
they make these decisions.
Correct.
First, HHS will act on acetaminophen.
The FDA is responding to clinical and laboratory studies that suggest a
potential association
between acetaminophen used during pregnancy and adverse neurodevelopmental
outcomes, including
later diagnosis for ADHD and autism.
Scientists have proposed biological mechanisms linking prenatal acetaminophen
exposure to
altered brain development.
We have also evaluated the contrary studies that show no association.
Today, the FDA will issue a physician's notice about the risk of acetaminophen
during pregnancy
and begin the process to initiate a safety label change.
Yeah, that's all it is.
Folks, folks, it's a fake controversy.
It's fake.
You don't have to.
You want to take it?
Take it.
You want to eat it?
Eat it.
Eat it if you want it.
Who gives a fuck?
By the way, you want to drink when you're pregnant?
Drink.
I have friends with fetal alcohol syndrome.
They have small heads and sunken in eyes, but they've got heart.
No, they have heart.
I have friends whose mother couldn't get off the bottle for the first four to
five because
she didn't know she was pregnant.
I think it's because she couldn't go through Christmas without a couple of, you
know, a couple
of pops to get warm and toasty.
But you know what?
I have friends with fetal alcohol syndrome with sunken in eyes and beady little
eyes that
are sunken deep in their skull and they're tiny and they haven't grown and they're
kind of
malnourished and gremlin-like and they have heart.
They have heart.
It doesn't matter.
Smoke, Tylenol, low birth weight.
Listen, it's, it's all, it all comes out in the wash.
That's what it really is.
When you have a kid, it all comes out in the wash.
So it doesn't really matter what you do.
I have friends.
I know people, they've done everything for their child.
Everything.
I mean, the right school, the right little baby Einstein, that thing.
You know, I wish you could bet, for example, wouldn't it be great if Kalshi,
the world's
greatest betting website, you were able to bet on if they were going, if the
manufacturer
of Tylenol would sue Trump, because a lot of people are speculating that they
will.
On Kalshi.com, you might be able to do that.
But what I was speaking about is like, I have friends and they've done
everything for their
kids.
The baby Einstein, where they put, where they, what is it?
That the baby Mozart, they play, yeah, they play Mozart for the child.
When it's in utero, it's in the womb and then the baby's listening to music.
And you know what the baby's doing now?
Uh, heroin.
Okay?
You can do everything you want for your child and then it grows up to be dating
a furry and
shooting Charlie Kirk.
So, it doesn't, you, it doesn't necessarily guarantee anything.
Take the acetaminophen or don't.
Smash it, snort it, put it in your ass.
I'm telling you, it's a lotto with these fucking kids out there.
It's a goddamn lotto.
Sure, there are things you can do to increase your chances.
I know so many families.
One kid, great.
Next kid, stealing money.
Stealing money.
Doing drugs.
Dating hookers.
In jail.
The other kid, nice guy, working hard, has a wife, coup