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They Got Greta, A.I. Hollywood, & The Battle For Tik Tok | The Tim Dillon Show #464

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
We have the unique privilege this week of hosting a contest to determine
who is going to lead the next chapter of Turning Point USA.
The two finalists have made it through all the preliminary rounds,
and now you, the audience, are going to vote by phone
to see which finalist you think is best suited
to take Turning Point USA into the next chapter.
Please welcome our first contestant, Erica Kirk.
There were nights when the wind was so cold
that my body froze in bed if I just listened to it right outside the window.
There were days when the sun was so cruel
that my tears turned to dust, and I just knew my eyes were drying up forever.
Forever.
I finished crying in the instant that you left,
and I can't remember when or how.
And I banished every memory you and I have ever made.
All right, thank you.
Thank you, Erica Kirk, everyone.
Erica, clearly going through something.
Well, it's, you know, an honor to have you here.
Thank you.
You have so much energy.
How are you holding up?
Tim, it has been a whirlwind.
It has been just such a crazy, chaotic time.
I'm going on tour.
I have a Christmas album coming out,
and I mean, I just signed with WME.
I'm going on SNL, and I'm going on Rogan,
and I have a Skims collab coming out next month.
So it's just a very exciting time.
It's actually amazing that that's how this is all happening.
I did try your Smoothie and Air One, and it was excellent.
Thank you so much.
Do you have anything you want to leave the Turning Point fans with?
If Israel did it, I forgive them.
Erica Kirk, everyone.
Our next contestant is Brylin Hollyhand.
Hey, y'all.
Hello, Brylin.
Brylin, let me ask you a question.
What makes you suited to lead Turning Point USA,
this Christian Republican organization?
Well, I have an extensive resume as an 18-year-old.
I go to Auburn University, Roll Tide,
and I am the biggest Democrat hater in all the lands.
Okay.
Settle down, Brylin.
Settle down.
A lot of people have criticized you
because you've been seen on a private jet
or, you know, you have a Rolex on.
They say your dad's rich.
What's your response to them?
Well, I would just say my daddy got guns.
All right.
Well, Brylin, and do you have a girlfriend,
a lovely lady in your life?
Um, I have girlfriends that I love to go out with.
Right.
But nobody, no, not some special somebody,
if that's what you're asking.
Not yet, I'm sure.
Okay, and I'm sure you are very excited
to bring Turning Point into the next era.
I'm going to make my Turn Point jet kiss my daddy's jet.
All right.
Well, thank you so much, Brylin Hollyhand, everyone.
We'll let you know how the audience votes.
And now weighing in from prison
in his first interview is Tyler Robinson.
People showed up in Escalades and tiny hats
and they threatened my family.
It wasn't me.
Thank you, Tyler.
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
your votes have been pouring in
as our two contestants have made their case
as to why they should lead Turning Point.
But a very powerful write-in campaign
has taken root
and a new name has been introduced.
Please welcome, Candace.
The Fibonacci sequence will lead you
to where Jimmy Hoffa is buried
and that is the Holy Grail.
Thank you, Candace.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
Tilly Norwood,
AI actress,
hasn't even been in anything
and is getting shit from these desperate loser bums
who are attacking her
because supposedly she's taking their jobs.
I'm going to come out right now
and say that Tilly Norwood has more character
than the pieces of shit
on Twitter and on threads
ripping her up.
Everybody's shitting on her
for nothing.
This woman did nothing wrong
other than be AI
and be an actress.
That's all she did.
She's in artificial intelligence
who's trying to be an actress
like a lot of people.
That's all she did.
And then these losers
who live on their floor
in Los Angeles
and can't afford medicine
are mad at Tilly Norwood
just because they don't have insulin
for their sweet, sweet blood.
That's a diabetic thing.
I'm a little sick of people
diminishing
the hopes and dreams of someone
just because they happen to not be real
in the way that they understand it.
Let's read this.
It takes a lot
to be the most controversial figure in Hollywood
especially when Mel Gibson still exists.
Ha ha ha!
Funny!
Funny!
And yet somehow
in a career yet
even to begin
Tilly Norwood
has been inundated with scorn.
This is for the simple fact
that Tilly Norwood
does not exist
despite looking like
an uncanny fusion
of Gal Gadot
Ana de Armas
and high school musical era
Vanessa Hudgens
Norwood is the creation
of an artificial intelligence
talent studio
called
I want to say
Sequoia
Sequoia
and if it's to be believed
then Norwood represents
the dazzling future
of the film industry
she does
she does
Norwood has been touted
as the next Scarlett Johansson
with studios apparently
clamoring to work with her
and a talent agency
lined up to represent her
here's the deal
Tilly Norwood
is not going
to be a racist
she's not going
to say anything
about Gaza
she's not going
to be a drug addict
she's not going
to be a liability
on set
she's not going
to
get involved
in some type
of
really
you know
controversial
political cause
I'm telling you
she's not
this is the future
she's not going
to have three
trans kids
like every other
actress now
for whatever reason
named like
Beckett
and Willow
and whatever
but
she's going
to be an
AI actress
and she's going
to do
the damn
job
Tilly Norwood's
going to show up
and going to do
the job
and I bet
when you act
with Tilly
you're going
to go
god damn
it she's good
actors
are people
people
are out
they're gone
the raping
the drugs
the racism
they got
really annoying
Adam Conover
stomped his feet
and got all these
fucking loser writers
to say we don't
want to write anymore
cause we don't
make enough money
and now they're
all living in tents
and I'm for Tilly
I'm for Tilly
and
that's who I'm for
I'm for Tilly
so
I don't know
what you people
want
you want me
to defend
you scumbags
that are constantly
running your mouths
about
you hate everybody
and everything
you're attacking
this woman
who's
not even
real
she doesn't
even exist
you suck
and you're
gonna die
how about that
you don't get
to be an actress
or an actor
Tilly does
the show's
over
the curtains
closed
quiet on set
you're out
okay
you're wasting
your time
you're
I'm not
dealing with you
anymore
like adults
I'm talking to you
like the
fucking children
you are
cut the shit
and go home
Tilly's here
and she'll handle it
okay
you're not
going to be
the thing
you thought
you were going
to be
get in your
car
if you still
own one
and drive
home now
that's what
it is
I'm sick
of doing
the dance
with these
fucking
people
it's gonna
be all
AI
sorry
it is
what it
is
you shouldn't
have been
like the
most annoying
cunts
on earth
you became
the most
annoying
cunts
on earth
America
was like
be hot
be interesting
as an actor
like be like
you know
weirdly mysterious
and you
couldn't do it
you opened
your fucking
mouth
you told
everyone how
to live
you annoyed
everybody
and now
we all
want it
we all
want it
we all
want it
now
we're sick
of you
we're sick
of your
award shows
we're sick
of your
garbage
we want
the robots
now
and you
did it
to yourselves
you did
it to
yourselves
by being
fucking
annoying
you should
have stopped
being annoying
and everyone
hates you
and no one
cares that
you have
no money
and you
have nothing
and you
will have
less
you will
have less
than you
do now
I know
that's
unimaginable
you will
have less
than you
do now
and stop
posting
GoFundBes
about your
cat
because
Tilly's
here
and Tilly's
the queen
and Tilly's
gonna win
sorry
did Israel
kill Greta
Thunberg
did they
kill her
or not
this
flotilla
this Greta
Thunberg
she keeps
getting on
this boat
I don't
know what's
going on
with the
news
but this
is my
understanding
of this
the news
Israel
keeps telling
this bitch
don't get
on this
boat
and she
keeps
getting
on this
boat
and she's
got
food
for the
people
in Gaza
and she's
and Israel
keeps going
don't get
on this
boat
and she
keeps
getting
on the
boat
and then
they keep
boarding
the boat
and don't
they keep
kicking
her off
and she
keeps
getting back
on this
boat
they're
gonna have
to kill
her
I'm
for them
killing
her
I'm
for Israel
killing
her
I'm
not
for a lot
of what
they're
doing
in Gaza
but if
I'm
for them
killing
Greta
Thunberg
and I
will
defend
it
if
Netanyahu
and Israel
kill
Greta
Thunberg
I will
defend
it
on this
show
for free
I know
they're
spreading
money
around
7,000
a post
so I
hear
I'll
do it
for free
if you
kill
Greta
Thunberg
kill
her though
burn
her
alive
I
don't
want
any
half
measures
I
don't
want
her
to
have
a
broken
leg
or
she's
temporarily
uncomfortable
if
Israel
kills
her
like
like
full
on
fire
bombs
that
flotilla
I
will
defend
it
because
she's
starting
to annoy
me
now
with
this
boat
it's
not
going
to
I
mean
yes
it
helps
a little
bit
but
it's
there's
more
going
on
here
than
just
you
and
this
boat
the
people
in
Gaza
need
more
than
whatever
this
bitch
has
on
a
boat
stop
getting
on
this
boat
people
don't
want
you
on
this
boat
it's
not
all
about
you
and
the
climate
is
fine
I
don't
like
how
annoying
she
is
Israeli
occupation
forces
have
detained
Greta
Thunberg
and
dozens
of
participants
aboard
the
global
Samud
flotilla
including
journalists
while
illegal
interception
attempts
of the
remaining
boats
are still
ongoing
when
was
this
this
was
six
hours
ago
just
bomb
this
boat
I'm
bored
of
this
boat
I've
been
I've
been
hearing
about
this
boat
for
months
they
keep
getting
close
who
does
this
help
they
know
they're
going
to
get
boarded
they
know
they're
going
to
get
redirected
it's
it's
an
exercise
in
vanity
for
this
dumb
fucking
whatever
she
is
where
does
she
even
come
from
Greta
Thunberg
where
is
it
Norway
Denmark
whatever
she
keeps
doing
this
and
she
knows
what's
going
to
happen
Sweden
whatever
she
keeps
doing
this
on
this
boat
and
everyone
knows
what's
going
to
happen
you're
going to
get
close
to
Israel
and
they're
going to
board
you
and
they're
going to
turn
it
around
and
then
they
probably
take
the
food
and
eat
it
themselves
they're
not
going
to
give
that
food
out
now
that
they
got
it
on
your
boat
they're
going
to
take
it
and
eat
it
themselves
light
that
boat
up
l