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The Epstein Files & Thanksgiving In Syria | The Tim Dillon Show #471

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
Will Trump release the unredacted Epstein files?
Kalshi.com, folks.
Go over there.
Go over to Kalshi.com.
Start your own betting market.
Start your own market.
Who knows?
Are they going to come out redacted?
Is he going to have Pam Bondi scrub all of the references to powerful
Republicans?
We don't know.
Go over to Kalshi.com.
Have fun with it.
Have fun with an international pedophile ring maybe being declassified by the
United States
government.
Go have a little fun.
Make a buck.
How about you make a buck?
Because then you're sitting at Thanksgiving and you go, you know, we knew he
wasn't going
to release the unredacted pedophile report.
And you go, yeah, I made a couple of bucks on that.
Somebody go, yeah?
You go, yeah, I made a couple of bucks.
Actually, I bet on that.
I knew he wouldn't.
And I made a couple of bucks.
And they go, interesting.
You're not going to make a couple of bucks?
Mike Johnson's mad at this.
He's not happy.
He's the Speaker of the House.
He's angry that the Epstein files might be released.
He's, like, not happy.
He's, like, disappointed.
Watch this.
This is the Speaker of our House of Representatives.
And as my late nanny would say, God help us and save us.
Mike Johnson.
All right.
Number five, national security concerns, okay?
The discharge requires the attorney general to release within 30 days, quote,
classified information
to the maximum extent possible.
This ignores the principle that declassification should always rest and always
has rested with the agency that originated the intelligence.
Why?
So that they can protect their critical sources and methods.
It is incredibly dangerous to demand that officials or employees of the DOJ
declassify materials that originated in other agencies.
Totally cool.
Right.
Great point.
Let's not do it.
He just won me over.
I totally forgot about that.
That's such a good point that he just made about that.
Totally fucking, the guy hit it out of the park right there.
First of all, they literally told you a few months ago that Epstein was not
running a trafficking ring at all.
Now they're saying there are national security concerns in the intelligence of
the guy who was not running a trafficking ring.
Why would there be concerns about our national security in the Epstein files?
Doesn't that seem odd to anyone?
Supposedly he wasn't, there was no client list and he wasn't doing anything.
And then if he was doing something, he was just pimping out girls to rich guys,
which is obviously evil and they should all go to jail.
But why does this have to do with our national security?
That's odd.
It's odd that we're talking about this in terms of, quote, intelligence and our
national security.
Remember, Jeffrey Epstein is just like a weird rich guy who has a predilection
for underage girls, right?
Like he's not doing anything on behalf of any foreign government, right?
He's not doing anything that our government knew about, right?
He's not blackmailing anyone.
It's not a, they told us it's not a blackmail operation.
So it seems odd to me that there were, there'd be national security concerns in
the Epstein files.
That's so weird.
Johnson wasn't speaking off the cuff.
He was quoting from a document produced by his office detailing five flaws with
the bill.
The fifth and final flaw titled National Security Concerns says that it's
incredibly unwise to demand that the DOJ declassify materials originated by
other agencies.
That declassification should protect sources and methods and directs Congress
to, quote, work with the Attorney General Pambani to declassify in a reasonable
time frame.
It's, it's, it's, again, it's just so odd that this thing that doesn't exist
has national security implications.
That's super weird.
What?
I don't get it.
Even if Epstein, um, was this guy who was like hiding money for people or, you
know, again, he was like a pimp.
What does it have to do with America's national security?
Huh.
Huh.
So odd.
Interesting.
Well, I guess when the, uh, documents come out, we're gonna, we'll find all
that out.
Why it's such a concern and why they don't want it out and who's embarrassed.
And I think it's going to be a watershed moment when these things come out.
I think people are going to, um, be disturbed by the content of them.
And I think the content of these documents is going to be enough to paint a
global picture that people are going to find less than thrilling, I believe.
But I, that's just my own belief.
I don't know.
I mean, maybe it's going to be underwhelming.
But, again, there's no way that the government fought like hell to keep them
under lock and key if there's nothing there.
So they might be running around there trying to redact them and, you know, you
know, so you're confused by them and you don't really know what's going on.
They might be trying to scrub certain names from them or certain implications.
I don't really know.
I know that it's, they're coming out.
I don't know if they'll be out before Thanksgiving.
And Thanksgiving is a time that no matter who you are, whether you're a, uh, uh,
you know, Republican, a Democrat, a white person, a black person, a pedophile
in the Mossad, none of it matters.
You should have a Thanksgiving.
You should have a, you should be able to sit down with your family and have a
Thanksgiving and not, and not focus on the division, focus on the people at the
table whom you love.
Even if they are pedophiles that are working for a foreign government, it's
Thanksgiving.
There's gotta be one day when we just relax and say pedophiles who may or may
not be working for foreign governments get to have sweet potatoes and turkey
and just sit on the couch after the turkey and go, I'm zapped.
And then someone goes, that's the tryptophan in the turkey.
Like, you know, watch a little football, have some stuffing, a little cranberry
sauce, and let's not lose our mind here.
Just because someone happens to be a pedophile who's blackmailing our
politicians so that we can continually be in war.
I, you know what I mean?
Like, if Thanksgiving's about something, anything, it's about leaving those
divisions behind and embracing the fact that we like to go out, have a nice
meal, and enjoy ourselves and enjoy our family.
It doesn't matter who they are.
It doesn't matter who they are.
Some of them are going to be agents of our own government, a foreign government.
Some of them are going to be human traffickers.
Some of them are going to traffic narcotics.
They're going to be narco traffickers.
Some of them are going to be kind of paid protesters who just show up and start
lighting shit up.
If somebody gives them enough money, they just show up and start lighting shit
up in the town square.
Who cares?
It's Thanksgiving.
It's Thanksgiving.
It doesn't matter who these people are.
It doesn't matter.
Some of them are going to be pedophiles.
I don't know what to tell you.
It's Thanksgiving.
Trump called a woman a little piggy, quiet piggy.
I wonder what exactly – you know, there's people saying that it's going to
open a can of worms up about his relationship with Russia.
I don't know if that's true.
There are people saying that Putin's got compromise on Trump and has forever.
There are people saying that it's going to be about Israel.
We're going to find out Epstein was a Mossad adjacent, and he was working –
you know, there's an article that came out where it was basically like Epstein
and Ehud Barak were back-channeling with Putin about the Syrian civil war.
And I read that article, and I forgot who did the article, but maybe we'll
throw the article up in the YouTube comments or something.
And that article was a very detailed account, a breakdown of the emails, the 30-something
thousand emails that were released.
And you have this guy, Jeffrey Epstein, again, who's back-channeling with Ehud
Barak, who was the ex-prime minister of Israel.
I'm sorry, he was talking to Ehud Barak about back-channeling with Vladimir
Putin about how to make money from the Syrian civil war.
So, again, that seems like a guy who's like a connected guy.
I feel like that's something my father wasn't doing.
I mean, I don't know about that.
Like, there were times when I didn't – obviously, I didn't know what my
father was doing.
I imagine he was at work or something.
But, like, he could have been back-channeling with Ehud Barak and Vladimir
Putin about how to make money off a Syrian civil war.
Are you – I don't know.
I don't know.
I – it's something – I just – I imagine he wasn't doing that.
And if someone is doing that, back-channeling with the president of Russia
about how to make money off the Syrian civil war,
it might be fair to suggest that that person's, like, connected politically.
I don't know.
Again, I don't want to jump to conclusions.
It could be nothing.
That's the other thing.
It could be nothing.
It could be, like, an accident.
Like, you're like, I was, like, at a party, and then I met, like, a guy who
knew the president of Russia.
I knew the ex-prime minister of Israel.
We started talking.
We're like, since there's, like, this civil war in Syria, why not make a couple
of dollars?
That all could be, like, just an accident, like a happy accident.
That's what they call those things, a happy accident.
So maybe it's a happy accident.
Can you – can you find this article?
Because I texted it to you.
I don't want to judge anyone who's back-channeling with the president of Russia
trying to make money off the Syrian civil war.
And I don't want to suggest that that person's connected to intelligence just
because of that.
I don't want to – that's, like – I don't want to jump to conclusions.
Drop site news.
That's who it is.
I don't want to jump to conclusions about any of this.
I don't want to – drop site revealed that Epstein had played a role in brokering
a security agreement between Israel and Mongolia
and setting up a back-channel between Israel and Russia during the Syrian civil
war.
So what?
So what?
What?
Listen.
Who amongst us – no, literally.
Who amongst us has not brokered a security agreement between Israel and Mongolia?
At least tried.
Haven't you at least tried?
You get up in the morning, you do your little workout, you have your coffee,
and then you get on the phone with the ex-prime minister of Israel
and then try to broker a peace agreement with Mongolia.
You want to go to bed at night knowing you've done something.
Do the work.
Do the work.
Do the work.
And I just don't understand what the big deal is, why everyone's freaking out
about this.
I don't think it's such a big deal that he's just back-channeling with Russia
about a civil war in Syria.
I don't get it.
Everyone's, like, making such a big deal about this,
but this seems like pretty common behavior for a person to engage in.
It feels pretty common for a guy to be engaged at high levels with a foreign
government,
back-channeling with other governments, setting up security agreements,
and then trying to figure out roads to profitability during periods of internal
chaos in a country.
Am I wrong?
What is – what – I mean, why do we even care?
What's the big deal?
What's the biggie?
What's the big deal here?
It just seems like a regular guy, a regular guy.
You know what's the problem with Epstein?
He's a regular guy.
And no one knows what a regular guy is anymore, that people are flipping out
about this.
He's not a they-them.
He's just a dude.
He's a guy who's brokering defense agreements on behalf of Israel.
I don't – so what?
He's, like, a guy.
He's a dude.
He likes boats.
Well, of course, no.
That's odd and weird, and we know that.
It seems odd.
It seems odd.
It almost seems like there's – he's doing something.
Now, why does Donald Trump not want these documents out?
We don't know that.
Is it because his friends will be embarrassed?
That seems odd.
Does Trump really care about his friends?
We don't know.
He doesn't seem like a guy that loses a ton of sleep over friends of his
getting embarrasse