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Epstein Docs & A Culture Of Slop | The Tim Dillon Show #476

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim dylan show it is our final show of the
year and what
a year it has been we are now when we look on the spotify charts number 19 or
20 it has been
the biggest year in the show's history and we thank you all for listening and
supporting us
and we do appreciate it we do appreciate it and we created quite a little stir
last week with our
critique of turning point usa again not to be rude just an observation from a
um observer that's my
job is to observe and it just a little less dancing with the stars energy is
all that's all
fun holiday season this year i mean i'm you know i love my family i'm not super
close with my family
i mean let's just say the reiners had a better holiday season than i had i mean
let's just
you know they're still a closer family than mine that doesn't mean that uh
there's not a lot of
love out there and i still love everyone and there's elements of my family i
like there's
elements of the intelligence community that are good there's factions that are
good but it is good
to be here and we have a great interview later coming up with ryan grim from
drop site news he
talks about jeffrey apstein apparently this guy's that guy was a pedophile and
all of these new
revelations are coming out one of the things i regret not asking ryan about
because literally it slipped my
mind was this allegation from a limo driver that supposedly donald trump got in
his limo and got
on the phone and started talking about abusing a woman with jeffrey epstein and
then the woman was
found dead and key for oklahoma and and the problem with a lot of this stuff
right now is that i i don't have a
way to verify it and like the larry nasser letter that jeffrey epstein wrote
larry nasser the gymnast
pedophile monster is widely believed to be fake there are things in the files
that are fake and there's
what's called disinfo where because one thing's fake it'll cast out on all
kinds of things the fbi is
saying the epstein letter to larry nasser was a fake so it's hard to know what
is real what is not there's
a lot of things that are very disturbing and that are um you know true and like
no one's disputing
that right a lot of the photographs are true a lot of the people the flight
logs are true the amount of
times people have been on his plane that are in his orbit um but this um rape
allegation it's being
reported on by media and it was from a somebody who was driving donald trump's
limo and he submitted it
in 2020 it's an unclassified intake report summarizing information provided to
the fbi related to jeffrey
epstein and jeslaine maxwell according to the report a caller relayed secondhand
accounts
involving a woman who claimed she was raped by jeffrey epstein and donald trump
in the late 1990s
the intake also notes um they include statements attributed to a limousine
driver who said he
overheard trump speaking with someone he referred to as jeffrey while riding in
the back of a limo
allegedly making comments about abusing girls the report describes the caller
recounting events from
around 1997 through 1999 including claims that the woman and her daughters were
introduced to wealthy
individuals taken to hotels and provided with money the intake further states
that the woman reported
what she said happened she later died january 2000 her death was ruled a
suicide but according to the
document responding officers reportedly did not believe it was a suicide at the
scene
this is a document in the epstein files again i should have asked ryan about it
i asked him about
other things i asked him about the epstein the mark epstein letter whether that's
true or not
to the fbi claiming that his brother was about to name names and he felt that
uh donald trump signed
off on his murder again i'm not authenticating these documents that's not what
i'm doing so
a lot of disturbing stuff and what a way to end the year let's just take a
minute let's take a beat
let's think let's marinate let's you know let's uh you know grab a tea kettle
let's sit there let's
curl up with a book you see all these beautiful families in in the matching
pajamas and i love that
very pro family always have been um and they curl up in the comfy chair let's
curl up in the comfy chair
and get the hot cocoa and reflect back on a pretty wild year this is where we
are this is the end of
the year um you know a lot of people thought that the trump administration was
going to be a the most
transparent administration uh in history that was claimed um but they dragged
their feet on releasing
this stuff they said it didn't exist cash patel came out and said there was you
know no operation
is there's no co-conspirators nothing's going on and then after a revolt led by
people like thomas
massey rokhana who's a democrat you know marjorie taylor green ends up leaving
congress
this is a big deal they don't want this out this unlocks a lot more than um you
know a you know
story about a creepy wealthy well-connected pedophile this unlocks a lot of
things about the people who
rule us how governments operate the things you read about in the news um so
this is a very big deal
and these documents are only starting to come out and supposedly there's like a
million more documents
that they found it's like another million documents that could come out so this
is how we end the year we end
the year you know talking about rape claims and people getting shot in the head
and limo drivers
and bill clinton in the pool which is lane maxwell this is how we end the year
i mean this is how we end the year what a dispiriting and demoralizing way to
end the year
um reading about the ruling class and how they've been behaving
so it's just to reflect on that the truth is is coming out about a lot of
people and i think it will get
worse i don't know that's not information i have on any good authority i just
believe things like this
tend to get worse and there's a reason that didn't they didn't want these
documents out
this is not you know this is not uh you know like um you know we're all clumsy
you know the whole
thing with pam bondy she's a kook and she's clumsy and she's bungled it no i
think she was doing what
she was supposed to do which is you know keep it from the public she's bungled
it she's so disorganized
no i don't i don't think that's what it is there was that whole incompetence
theory she's got a
bunch of papers on her desk and she doesn't know which ones are which and you
know you know the idea
that it was like a three stooges sketch and she couldn't figure out what what
file had the epstein
files in it wait a minute no i think it was chaos by design a million more epstein
documents have
been found uh justice department says um and this is in the new york times
democratic lawmakers who
had criticized the justice department's release of the material accused the
trump administration of
violating the law mandating the release of the files now they want bill clinton
to testify
but trump came out and defended clinton the other day he was like i don't like
all these photos of
clinton out there these people are you know they didn't do anything wrong they're
just in a bunch of
photos and i don't like that you know i don't like that so you do see there is
a bipartisan
consensus amongst some people to keep this hush hush and then there's a lot of
people that want this
stuff out in the open and it seems to be generational a lot of the younger
people or people that you know
aren't implicated don't seem to have a problem with putting this stuff out
there but a lot of people
are trying to keep this stuff from public view and it's pretty obvious you know
and they want clinton
to testify now behind the scenes in the democratic party of hillary and bill
and other people lobbying
going you can't open this can of worms this is going to be a big problem there's
a lot of dirty deeds
there's a lot of dirty deeds that come to light with this stuff it's human
trafficking it's pedophilia it's
arms trafficking it's drug running it's war profiteering it's murder it's
assassination it's christmas
it's christmas in america that's what these documents are the documents coming
out
are everything i just said intimidation
and they're coming out a few days before the year ends
and we all have to what is the year-end montage of this held year my father
used to love a montage he
used to get you know misty-eyed over a montage when you grew up there were
things
you know that the television news networks would do a montage of things that
happened
maybe it would include uh you know in memoriams for celebrities who died uh
you know maybe if it was a year where they had the olympics there'd be some of
that
there'd be some things around the world and in long island we sat on our couch
and my father loved
the montage god did that guy love a montage he loved the year-end montage he
hated when people
talked over the montage if my mother was trying to say anything to him during
the montage he hated it
he loved a year-end montage the man could not get enough of a year-end montage
can you find go to 1998 and see if you can find i don't even know if they where
you would find this
find a year-end montage from like a news network nbc cbs whatever i want to
show the people what i mean
what are we going to put in the montage this year it's just people getting
killed wildfires
documents suggesting the president may have raped a woman and then had her shot
in the head
what is going in the montage this year you know what is sometimes it would be
like somebody winning
an academy award or i mean what are we going to do we could have oh what's
going to be in the
montage it's going to be a bunch of kids in in gaza getting shot while they
wait for grain
what's in the montage this year is this going to warm everyone's heart are they
even doing a montage like
russia ukraine this horrible thing that happened in sydney australia
this is not exactly a great year for to reflect it started with the fires in
los angeles these crazy wildfires
where i lost my house and my wife and my children they were all killed
when they were killed brutally and they were cooked they were cooked in their
home they were cooked
and i got my rolls royce and i drove to the desert to start a new life nobody
wants to have to do this
but i did i did i did because it was time and you know i do believe that things
happen for a reason
i was at that air one eating a breakfast burrito the morning the fire started
true
and literally i watched this tiny little fire grow into this massive thing so
is this this is a 1998
year in review yeah let's see what this is like here let's see if this is an
actual one of the things
i was talking about
new year all of us at news 4 wish you and those you love all the best for 1999
and as we leave you
this evening we take a look back at the year past that's right as prepared by
our talented editor yes
andrea torres okay good night and happy new year
this was my father's favorite thing to watch
it was a montage somewhere along the lines these kids just haven't been taught
somewhere respect for
the life of another human i don't know where that got lost
say two boys ages 11 and 13 firing as many as 27 bullets at the students
to kill in retaliation the body of one of kinko's parents with the final count
oh by the way pause this for a minute even though these stories even then were
negative
people were just more chill about it no i'm like dead serious people were more
chill it was more of an
energy of like well that happened like my father would be sitting on the couch
eating a pint of
hagen dust vanilla swiss almond vanilla swiss almond it's late we had a great
show umbrella
thank you for coming out but it's uh vanilla swiss almond excellent and he'd be
eating it and he'd
be nodding and taking it all in he'd be taking it all in let's keep watching it
i want to keep watching
this i don't want to skip a minute of this
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